2. Manned: "Ask if this mountain is the highest in the world.
A loving baby is like a baby, and it is easy to get old with affection.
I love you too much to forget. I can't forget your tears and your kindness.
I can't forget your intoxicating lingering and the faint smell of tobacco between your fingers ... "
3. Hu Shiniang sang: Lang Jun ~ ~
Are you hungry?
If you are hungry,
Tell me, ten niang.
Ten Niang, I'll make noodle soup for you ~ ~
Later manned than sing:
Lang Jun ~
Are you hungry?
If you are hungry,
Tell me Xiang Yu
Yu Xiang, I'll fry pork intestines for you. .......
Four, one, two, three, go!
"Well, it's wrong to be hungry. If you are hungry, you shouldn't get married here.
Well, if I don't get married here, my hungry husband won't die.
If my husband had died, he wouldn't have fallen to such a sad state.
Life is unbearable, and cooking is even more unbearable.
2. Close the door and let Xiaoguo go!
3. Shopkeeper: Rule 23 prohibits taking tips and jewelry without permission! !
Guo Furong: Why don't I know?
Shopkeeper: I am the rule! !
4. My smart, capable and cheap scholar ~ ~
5. Yu Xiang grabs Xing's head: He has conquered you, lost you and worshipped you from the heart.
6. Shopkeeper: You are such a mess! When is it bad to sleep? Do I have to sleep at night?
7. Seeing the exhibition hall shaking hands with Shuang'er,
Tong Xiangyu's voice: Don't be angry, don't be angry, ask if this mountain is the highest in the world.
You might as well be hungry and blind, or you will be angry sooner or later. ...
8. The shopkeeper shouted at Lao Xing: Xing Yusen!
Lao Xing gave her a bad look back.
The shopkeeper grinned at once: what a good name!
9. The shopkeeper asked Guo Furong: What is the dream?
Guo Furong: Women!
Shopkeeper: Come closer!
Guo Furong: A raise.
Shopkeeper: This one is farther.
10. The proprietress made a sister Jiang, "Lead the way ahead!"
1 1. Manned: "Ask if this mountain is the highest in the world,
A loving baby is like a baby, and it is easy to get old with affection.
I love you too much to forget. I can't forget your tears and your kindness.
I can't forget your intoxicating lingering and the faint smell of tobacco between your fingers ... "
12. Du Shiniang gave the shopkeeper boy one hundred and twenty pieces of silver to show his retention.
Everyone despised the shopkeeper and said angrily, "I'll give you one hundred and twenty pieces of silver!" "
Boss Tong: "I feel dizzy when I see strong silver hitting my head ... am I greedy?"
Everyone: "Great! ! ! ! "
Child shopkeeper: "..."
Everyone: "You said you were ashamed, huh ~ ~?"
The shopkeeper hung his head: "Shame on people ... (Then he looked up and smiled) and he was very happy ~ ~ ~"
13. Manned: If a person makes me grateful, I will give him my life;
If a person touches me, I will give myself to him!
Lv Xiucai: What can I do?
The proprietress looked at him and said, just live well.
Then he pointed to the counter and said, stand still.
Lv Xiucai: Why?
Boss: Save your energy and eat less.
Lv Xiucai immediately ran to the front of the counter, expressionless and motionless.
15. manned to comfort kuo:
Don't worry, as long as you want.
I'll take you with me as a widow ......
16. After tasting the terrible jiaozi of Xiaoguo, the shopkeeper said, "Xiaoguo, if someone marries you, it will be a good thing ~ ~"
The shopkeeper once predicted: "Guo, who will marry you ... is really challenging!" " ! "
17. The manned people wait for others, and the old people don't come back.
Complain: "What's the matter? When you have children, you should marry a wife. Why don't you come back? "
The second time: "It's time to die of old age after giving birth to a baby. Why don't you come back? "
18. Boss: Conspiracy is the enemy of love.
Scholar: That's the famous saying of Russian writer Dostoevsky hundreds of years later.
Boss: What does that Skye do?
19. "Only when we reached the top of the mountain did we find that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away ..."
20. Hu Shiniang sang: Lang Jun ~ ~
Are you hungry?
If you are hungry,
Tell me, ten niang.
Ten Niang, I'll make noodle soup for you ~ ~
Then manned than sing:
Lang Jun ~
Are you hungry?
If you are hungry,
Tell me Xiang Yu
Yu Xiang, I'll fry pork intestines for you. .......
2 1. The owner's classic complaint is one, two, three, action!
"Well, it's wrong to be hungry. If you are hungry, you shouldn't get married here.
Well, if I don't get married here, my hungry husband won't die.
Hungry husbands will not die, and the amount will not be reduced to such a sad point ... "