2. I am a person who is afraid of cold, and the cold in my bones makes me get rheumatoid arthritis.
I decided to flip a coin, and I will study when it breaks.
There is hair everywhere except the head.
I farted quietly, hoping that the wind would blow it into your mouth.
6. The real maturity of ldquo is to take the initiative to put on long pants. "
7. I like to drink a bottle of red bull before every run, which will make me energetic and run faster, and the shopkeeper can't catch up with me at all.
8. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.
9. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.
10, after dinner, my husband suddenly picked up my mobile phone to play. I said, "Why are you playing with my mobile phone?" "The new mobile phone I bought for you will arrive tomorrow. Can't I get familiar with my new mobile phone first? " I'm too confident to refuse.
1 1, only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all knelt on the ground and held each other's thighs so that he couldn't move.
12. I have a cold. My teammates poured a bucket of water on my head because I made a mistake in having fun fighting with the landlord.
13, when I just ordered takeout, I suddenly thought of my weight 120 kg. I slapped myself hard. How can I be distracted by ordering takeout?
14. Try not to go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can discourage you from going into the restaurant casually, but you have to gain a few pounds.
15 A beggar came up to me with a bowl and said, "Help me." His hands are shaking all the time. I hesitated and helped him with the bowl for a while. ...
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17, whenever I am ready to work hard, the world becomes very interesting, and any trouble can attract me.
18, lazy, many shirts are small. When the salary is used up, it will naturally get cold.