Your advantage is that it's useless when it's critical.
3. "The person you secretly love also secretly loves you. What is this called?" "Imagination."
Behind every successful Altman, there are a group of little monsters who are silently beaten.
Think about it, I will be very happy to change from an old woman in grade three to a girl in grade one.
6. When washing clothes that day, I said, "There is too much washing powder." The classmate asked, "What? Your brother has too many wives? "
7. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is like fire and smoke. ...
8. Without you, the world is noisy.
9. The secret crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.
10. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!
1 1. "Brother, bring my headphones" "I think you should say please" "Brother, please bring my headphones."
12. People who care about you will reply to your message no matter how busy they are. People who don't care about you, the signal in the grave is not very good!
13. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!
14. Cash is not allowed in the canteen recently. A buddy went to cook and took out a 20 yuan bill. The aunt who cooked rice waved her hand and said no, but the buddy paused, said "thank you", took the food and left. ...
15. Someone said my photo was ugly, and I smiled. That's because you haven't met me in person. It's ugly!
16. "Are you alone on Valentine's Day?" "Nima, will I become a dog!"
17. When you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king.
18. Don't fall in love with someone because you lose your mind, in case the water dries up one day.
19. I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him …
20. Don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law. She is beautiful and can cook. That's a beautiful rice cooker!
2 1. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.
22. Don't look at everything. You don't have to go to a flower shop, jewelry store or brand-name fashion store to go to the street. Don't be dragged into a woman's world like a dog. Brothers began to drink till dawn with friends like brothers. They don't have to stare at the SMS prompts all the time, and they don't have to worry that their mobile phones will suddenly lose signal, because no one will care about you.
23. I visit three provinces every day: Where did I put my keys? Where did I put my phone? Where did I put my meal card?
24. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.
25. I asked Xueba, "How can I get 98?" Xueba replied to me: "Fill in the blanks and do one less." I feel the deep malice of this world.
26. Every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.
27. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.
28. Autumn trousers last forever, and one will last forever.
29. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because if you don't win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.
30. All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while.
3 1. I wish I could suddenly call and tell me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.
32. Life is like taking a shit. Although you have worked hard, you still get a fart.
Don't ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say that I was burned.
34. I found that I have a super power called "successfully avoiding all the right answers".
35. I hate it when people tell me about southeast and northwest! The direction didn't say left or right. Bad guys!
36. If you make a mistake and are caught by the teacher, say to the teacher, "Teacher, just treat me like a fart and leave me alone."
37. Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change the water once a week, so I have to change the fish once a week.
38. The Chinese teacher said, "Mulan has been disguised as a man for so many years but has not been discovered. What does this mean? " I calmly replied, "It means Mulan is the airport."
39. People's potential can be stimulated. I may not be able to carry 100 Jin of stone. If it is 100 kg, I promise! Hit and run.
40. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage.
4 1. A tree without skin will surely die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.
42. One day in the dormitory, my roommate said to the mirror, I am so handsome. Suddenly another roommate said, you are so fucking cruel that you lied to yourself.
In this exam month, don't call me by my first name, please call me Guo Er.
44. If you don't study hard today, every brick you move will become someone else's wall when you grow up.
45. I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.