Now puppy love is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.
I am actually an angel. I stay in this world because of my weight.
In ancient times, there were records of aliens, because Zhang Er and monks were confused.
I want to eat my sadness in one bite, but I eat it into meatballs in one bite.
We attach great importance to the fact that smoking is harmful to health, but not smoking will affect stability.
7. Do you know how miserable foreign love is? The two of us had a jet lag, quarreled and made an appointment.
Puffs can't be eaten when they fall to the ground because they are flat.
9. Some people say that I am shameless, which is sheer nonsense. My face is so beautiful that I can't bear it.
10. When you don't like me, you can choose suicide or blindness!
1 1. The tragedy of life is that when you want to insert a knife, there is only one knife.
12. In the exam, Xueba is like Wifi, and everyone who wants a password is within the range of Fiona Fang 10 meter.
When you fall down with only one drop of blood left, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.
14. I'm going to fall in love. I don't know who it is. I am happy for him first.
15. Some people say that I am shameless. This is nonsense. My face is so beautiful. I don't want to.
It is too cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.
Only those who have really worked hard know. The IQ gap is insurmountable.
18. Nowadays, advertisements are really girly. My mother can become my sister by drinking Yili.
Whenever I find out what I have done wrong, I will hit someone on the head with a brick.
20. You must scold me because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.
2 1. Meet you. Only then did I know that dinosaurs would appear again.
22. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
Although you are a waste, I turn waste into treasure. You are my baby.
If you climb on the ground and look up at others, you can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you.
25. There is a hide-and-seek company whose boss hasn't found it yet.
26. Cowardice is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model is not out of date, and the new model is out again.
You think you will stay in my heart for a long time. I'm telling you, you think too much.
28. You laugh at some of my friends, and I sympathize with many of your insincere friends.
29. Actually, I have a very handsome angle, but you can't find it.
30. If it weren't for this fat, my life would be smoother.
3 1. I hope I don't feel that I have nothing, at least let others worry.
32. Actually, looks are not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I have no feeling for ugliness.
Review is to reconfirm what you can't do, really can't.
34. Arrogant people are saved, and people with inferiority are saved. I think I can save it!
35. Is there a second time in the world? The broken mirror should be trampled on the ground.
To live is to watch others die, and then let others watch themselves die.
37. When I was a child, I didn't know how many times my father was beaten for this problem.
I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday. In the end, it was a draw. It's not full. I can't sleep well.
39. The most nonsensical sentence of human beings is on the cigarette case. Smoking is harmful to health.
When Happy knocked at the door, I stayed at home for fear of not being at home.
4 1. Life has been so hard. If you want to pretend to force me to go to Mashan, I'll kill you.
42. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?
43. I am afraid of trouble. They said that Pinduoduo was more excited and new users cut more.
44. After many years, if you are married, if I am not married, please be careful after school.
Women like two kinds of flowers best in their lives: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!