He asked Premier Zhou Enlai, why is the pen in your hand made in America? China is so big, can't he make a pen?
Knowing that the other person was furious, Zhou Enlai replied humorously, speaking of this pen, it still has a long history. I remember that it was the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea. We United Korea and defeated the enemy. These pens were seized from the enemy.
In order to enhance the friendship between China and North Korea, the North Korean leader specially gave me this pen, so I always carry it with me. This is peer-to-peer, and Americans certainly understand this story.
Without thinking, Premier Zhou Enlai said humorously that we are a socialist country and follow the Marxist road, so the road of our country is called the main road.
Look at Premier Zhou Enlai. Did he take his humor to the extreme?
Premier Zhou Enlai's answers to questions never give others a leg up, and he has won the respect at home and abroad.
Of course, there are many things that Zhou Enlai has handled in this way, so I won't list them one by one.
So sometimes it's not good to underestimate humor. If you use a little humor well, you can do great things.
As we all know, Premier Zhou Enlai is not only a diplomat, but also a strategist and politician. He is a loyal supporter of Marxism, a proletarian revolutionary and the most admired and loved leader of the people.
1. Today, on the bus, a woman sat next to me with a dog in her arms. When I looked at the dog, it looked at me. Look, it still looks at me. I have been staring at it, and it has been staring at me. The woman looked at me, then at her dog, and then asked me, "Do you know each other?"
2. I was just beaten by my father. When I came back to my room and saw your jokes, I couldn't help laughing. My dad thought I was dissatisfied and beat me up again. ...
3. I took my three-year-old daughter to play in the children's playground, met my first boyfriend, and took his son to play in the children's playground. We both let the children play, and I chatted for a while. Because I haven't seen you for many years, the atmosphere was once embarrassing, so my first boyfriend took the lead in breaking the embarrassment: "I heard that you told others everywhere that I was dead?"
I have a friend in Kyoto University. He can bring any materials for the final exam and German open-book exam, but he didn't specify that he can only bring paper, so a senior brought a German! ! ! I thought it was a joke, but it turned out to be true, and my crow's feet laughed.
I joined a person in the game. His technique is good and his voice is sunny. Today, he asked me to meet him. I took my best friend to the appointed fast food restaurant. He is actually a chubby fifth-grade kid who cheated me with the children's set meal.
6. When I went to donate blood, the little brother in front gave me 200cc. Halfway through, I saw my little brother show a ferocious face and said, "Quick, quick, I can't do it. Call me back. "
7. I went fishing with my father-in-law last month and the buoy sank. When I pulled it, it was a big fish. I pulled hard, but I didn't stand firm, and my father-in-law who was over sixty crashed into the river. The old father-in-law didn't say anything after landing, saying that the water was a little cold! I went to see my father-in-law the other day: Dad, are you going fishing? Father-in-law: I only have one daughter, and the property will be yours sooner or later. Don't be too anxious. ...
8. Hear the scariest lyrics: "String up your heart, my heart, a lucky grass and a concentric circle!"
A joke in one sentence should be the most refined, more philosophical, thought-provoking, quick-thinking, and instantly make people laugh. Now I will dedicate a few short and interesting jokes.
1, my name is careless. Why does the teacher always say: Don't be careless?
In the deep mountains, he was very hungry, but the bull was not there, only one cow. Do you know what he did to the cow?
3, it is said that it is reasonable to travel all over the world. Later, "Li" said: I am married and paid. I will go wherever he says.
4, herringbone * * * two strokes. You lost your left hand and your right hand.
5, "I am a pig, you don't kill, lingering to the end of the world ..."
6. You can live at most one episode in a TV series.
7. I woke up with cold and thought I had gained weight overnight. It's not enough to find yourself covered with a pillow towel and look around.
8. Ask Dad how to do the problem. Dad always writes "Baidu" patiently.
9. "It's obviously a person!" Yao Ming said behind him, aunt, I'm not alone. This is my wife.
First of all, thank you for inviting me. The following is my answer. Please accept it.
1. The girl's best friend's birthday, and the four of us discussed sending her a "Happy Birthday", each with only one sentence. I got the second one. Finally, they didn't send it.
Our university dormitory is on the sixth floor. I climbed up and found that I didn't have my key. I went downstairs and asked the aunt in charge to get it. Then I climbed up to open the door, went down to return the key, climbed up again and found the door closed. A classmate next door passed by and smiled and said to me, "Look, your dormitory is not closed, so I will close it for you." ! ! !
3. 1954, the per capita income of China was 3. 1 times that of South Korea and 0.2 times that of Japan. However, after more than 50 years of "earth-shaking" growth, the per capita income of China in 2009 was 3% of Japanese and 7% of Korean, which is really gratifying.
One night, my girlfriend said I was too girly. I was angry, so I quarreled with her. I wanted to be a man, but I finally couldn't help crying.
5. A buddy got up the courage and decided to express his affection to MM on QQ. After a while, MM replied: I'm her mother, and I'm here to steal food. How many people have stolen the food on the buckle? It should be more than 20 years.
Friends passing by think it's ok. Leave your praise. Love you.
I saw everything on the belt buckle,
Come and share the fun.
In front of the jewelry store, I want to have a drink: hello! Please have a look!
Then I looked at it. ..........................................................................................................................................................................
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