1, a man and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly, his girlfriend fell into the river. The man jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man had no aquatic plants. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish, and the old man said.

No aquatic plants grow. Just then, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

A: A few years ago, when he was diving to find a girlfriend, his leg was entangled in something. I pushed hard and finally got rid of those things. He thought it was aquatic plants. Now he finally understands that it is his girlfriend's hair.

2. A person goes to see a doctor in a neighboring town by train, and it will be fine after seeing it. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?

A: Because he is optimistic about eye diseases. After crossing the tunnel, I thought my eyes were blind again. bear

Stop fighting and kill yourself.

There are three people, mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and my sister couldn't find him anywhere. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister and asked why.

A: Because if another person dies at home, another funeral can be held and that person will come again.

Attend the funeral and my sister will see him again.

A man died with his head down in the desert. There are several suitcases scattered around him, and the man holds half a match tightly in his hand. How did he die?

Several people traveled in a hot air balloon and crossed the desert. The balloon is leaking, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw down their luggage, but it wasn't enough. To throw a person, everyone decided to take a few matches to decide. Whoever smokes half a cigarette will throw it at him, and that's the way it is.

5. A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock at the door at midnight. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went to bed. After a while, there was another knock at the door, but no one answered, and so on several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?

Because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the man managed to climb up. As soon as his door was opened, he was pushed down. So many times, I broke the valve and died.

6. In a basketball match, Team A and Team B of Group A are playing a key game. For Team A, it needs to win Team B by 6 points to qualify for the group. It's only six seconds before the end of the game, but Team A only won two points. It is obviously impossible to beat team B by four points in six seconds. At this time, if you are a coach, you will definitely not give up willingly. If you were given a chance to stop, what ideas would you give to the players on the field to win the second team's 6 points?

A: Let the opponent score, and then play overtime.

7. There are 24 Jin of oil. Today, only one container contains 5 kg, 1 1 kg,1kg. How can we divide oil into three equal parts?

Answer: Fill 13 Jin first, and then fill 13 Jin with 5 Jin. At this time, there are 8 kg in 13 kg, that is, 1/3. Put these in a container, for example 1 1 kg. Fill in 13 kg with 5 kg of the rest, and do it again, and it's done.

8. Someone has started to travel around the world. However, what exactly is "global"? I'm at a loss, mainly because I don't know the definition of "traveling around the world". Later, I assumed: "As long as you cross all the longitude and latitude lines on the earth, you can travel around the world." So, under this assumption, what is the shortest distance to travel around the world? But in solving this problem, in order to simplify, we can regard the earth as a regular sphere with a circumference of 40,000 kilometers.

Answer: consider the particularity of the intersection of all meridians in the north and south poles, then walk around the north and south poles so that all latitudes can cross, and then all meridians can cross at the poles. The answer is 40 thousand kilometers.

9. A person was eating at a friend's house and asked his friend what kind of meat he had for this meal. When a friend said it was goose, he cried. Why did he cry after eating goose?

A: A few years ago, he went out to play with a friend, was shipwrecked and drifted to an island with nothing to eat. My friend went out looking for something and brought back roast goose meat. He was injured while catching penguins on his leg. My friend refused to eat goose and starved to death. Now that he has eaten the real goose, he knows that at that time, his friends cut off the meat on his legs and roasted it for him.

10 A man died head down in the desert, with several suitcases scattered around him. The man clung to half a match. How did he die? Several people traveled in a hot air balloon and crossed the desert. The balloon is leaking, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw down their luggage. Not yet. They had to leave someone behind. Everyone decides which match to smoke and who to throw! This is how he died!