spirit

[explanation] 1. Ghosts.

2. (Dialect) alert and smart; Smart. For example, if a child is really an elf, you will understand it as soon as you say it.

The origin of the elves is as follows in Nordic mythology: after the great god Odin killed the giant Imil, the elves were born from the giant's body, absorbed the essence of the giant and became spiritual creatures. Among them, there are elves or bright elves on the bright side of the corpse, and dark elves on the backlight side. The bright elves are bright and dazzling, very beautiful. They are usually gentle, cheerful and enthusiastic, and can communicate with trees, flowers, fish and birds, so the gods regard them as friends. According to Icelandic legend, there is another way of saying their origin:

One day, Eve bathed her child by the river, and God came to her. She hid the unwashed child. God asked if all the children could see it, and Eve acquiesced. God was very angry when he heard this: "Hidden children will also be hidden in front of people and can no longer live among human beings." So those children were turned into elves.

In many places, people think that the elf is fallen angels; Or after the death of some pagans, their good deeds were not enough to make them go to heaven, but their sins were not enough to settle in hell, so they settled in the Middle Kingdom between them and became elves.

In various legends, the characteristics of elves can be summarized as follows: long life (sometimes even considered immortal), nobility, elegance, intelligence and beauty, almost integrated with nature, good at using magic and bows and arrows, living in the forest, forming a relatively loose kingdom, and being equal and friendly to each other. Elves are usually disorderly and kind. They are hostile to evil races, but they can get along well with good races (they may be slightly dissatisfied with rude and sloppy dwarves).

In the "Dungeons and Dragons" series of games, especially in computer games, playing the elf is often the player's first choice. The novels "The Dark Elf Trilogy" and "The Ice Valley Trilogy", featuring the Dark Elf Ranger Drizzt, make players interested in the underground race of Dungeons and Dragons-the Zall Dark Elf.

The typical image of modern elves is tall, thin, calm and unsmiling wizards in solid color robes, often hundreds of years old; Young and beautiful elves are mostly archers crossing the forest. They are natural warriors and shooters, fighting evil to protect nature. I believe it was shaped by Tolkien of The Lord of the Rings.

On the Elves in The Lord of the Rings;

Elves, the most fascinating race in Middle-earth, are Tolkien's happiness and pride. He called them his proudest works many times. He spent amazing time building their culture and history, and even created two complete sets of elvish languages: Kunya and Sindarin; Knowing this, it is not difficult to believe what he said.

Many people confuse Tolkien's elves with the fairies in English folklore, but they are not the same. Although Tolkien himself admits that myth is the basis of his creation, the elves in his works have nothing in common with the mythical races.

Elves are the children of the most high god Irowat. Iruvita created the sun and the moon in ancient times long before they woke up, giving them eternal beauty and gorgeous singing voice. They woke up in the starlight of the Far East, wandered around and gradually created language. For a long time, Valar (God) didn't know there was such a race, but Valar's sworn enemy, who created the evil Melcor, heard about their existence. He sent the black knight, plundered many elves to his fortress and tortured them cruelly, eventually turning them into orcs.

Oromo Al-Darron, one of Valar, once hunted in Middle-earth and overheard the songs of the elves. He hurried back to report to other gods. For the safety of the elves, Valar launched a war against the monk. Years later, he finally defeated the Dark Lord and imprisoned him. After the war, Valar summoned the elves to live in holy Oman to better protect them. But only a few elves were summoned. They are divided into three races: Vannell, the fair elf, led by Ingrid, the most outstanding of all elf races; Nordo, Nordo, the abyss spirit, led by the wise Fenwei; The latest to arrive and the largest number is the sea elf Terry, whose leader is Elwee? Singero and Elwe Singollo, Olwe). These three races are collectively called the elves of light. Those who don't want to follow or get lost are called dark elves, because they haven't seen the light of the holy tree before the sun and the moon wake up.

Fanya Elves were most loved by Manwei, the king of gods, and Valda, the queen of the stars, and have lived in Oman ever since. The Nordo Elf is a friend of Ole, the king of the earth, and has learned a lot from him. Among them, Prince Fiano captured the light of two sacred trees and injected it into three precious stones (Silmarils) he made. But mulk, who regained his freedom, destroyed the sacred tree and stole the jewels on his way to the north. Fiona's father, Wei Fen, was also killed. Manwei warned the elves not to go to war with Moork, but the Norodo elves led by Fei Honnore refused to listen and decided to return to Middle-earth. They competed with the Telili elves for ships on the coast of Oman.

Fei Honore captured Teller's ship and led the most loyal elf across the sea to Middle-earth. But he was soon killed by Baroque. Since then, five wars have broken out between the elves and the dark forces. In the last battle (war of wrath), Valar led the elves who stayed in Oman back to Middle-earth, caught the prince of darkness and threw him into the void forever. Many elves returned to the immortal country of Oman by boat, and the rest stayed over the mountains. The three gems of Simariel have experienced various disasters. One rose to the sky to become Venus, one was thrown into a blazing flame, and the other was thrown into the sea. This is also the origin of the names of three fairy rings thousands of years later: Vilya, the ring of air, Narya, the ring of fire and Nyaya, the ring of water.

Elves are tall, smart and beautiful, with elegant manners and keen eyes. They are best at poetry, literature and music, and they are also the deadliest archers in Middle-earth. Only fire, sword or extreme sadness can kill the elves; When they think that 10,000 centuries is too long, they can also choose to give up their eternal life and go to the hall dominated by Mandos's soul in Oman.

Among the famous elf royalty in The Lord of the Rings, Galadriel is a blonde Nordor elf; Her son-in-law, Ehrlund, the founder of Raven rivendell, is a dark-haired Norodo elf; Rayburn, her husband, and Haldir, the guardian of the Golden Jungle, are both Sindar Elves. They have the same lineage as Terry Elves and have silver-gray hair. After the ring was destroyed, almost all the elves sailed to the west; Only Erlun's daughter, Alvin, and a few dark elves remained, becoming a legend among the population of China.

Because Dungeons and Dragons was almost inspired by The Lord of the Rings, the elves in it are very similar to those in Tolkien's works.

About the elves of Dungeons and Dragons:

Elves often appear in human settlements. Although they are always popular, they are not used to this kind of life. Elves are famous for their poetry, dance, rap and magic skills, and advocate the simple beauty of nature. However, if the forest home is threatened, the elves will show their sword and bow skills and strategies to show their superb martial arts.

Personality: Elves often show happiness but do not pursue excitement, and are often curious but not greedy. Because of their long life, elves can look at everything from a broader perspective and will not get entangled in trivial matters. However, when they pursue a specific goal, whether they are taking risks or learning new technologies and crafts, the elves can concentrate on one thing without distractions. It takes a long time to be friends with elves, and so does being enemies, but it is harder for elves to forget friends or enemies. Elves despise minor offenses, but will retaliate against serious insults.

Body shape and appearance: Elves are usually shorter and thinner than humans, with a height of about 4.5 to 5.5 feet and a weight of about 85 to 135 pounds. Elf men and women are about the same height, but a little heavier. Elves have fair skin, black hair and dark green eyes. Elves have no beard or body hair. They like simple and comfortable clothes (especially light blue or light green) and simple and elegant jewelry. Elves have elegant and exquisite bodies, and their beauty often leaves a deep impression on other races. Elf 1 10 is only an adult, and its life span can exceed 700 years.

Elves don't need sleep, which is very different from other ordinary races. Elves meditate for 4 hours every day (called "trance" in elvish language), which makes them sleep for 8 hours like humans. Elves dream when they meditate. These dreams are actually introspective spiritual exercises after years of practice.

Relations with other races: Elves think that humans are not delicate enough, halflings are not calm enough, dwarves are too ordinary, and dwarves have no sense of humor. They have a little pity for half-elves, but they don't trust the orcs at all. Although elves look arrogant, they are not as picky as dwarves or halflings. Generally speaking, elves are also cheerful and kind to those who don't want them (after all, everyone is a failure in their eyes except the elves themselves).

Camp: Elves love freedom and diversity and like to express their individuality. Most of them are inclined to the chaotic camp, but they are moderate. Generally speaking, elves cherish the freedom to protect others, just as they treat themselves. Elves are usually kind.

Place of residence: Elves usually live in the forest in groups of clans, with no more than 200 clans. They secretly combined the village with the forest, trying not to hurt the forest. Elves can hunt, gather food and plant. They use special techniques and magic to have enough food and clothes without farming. Elves usually limit villagers' contact with outsiders, but some elves will exchange elaborate costumes or handicrafts for metals that they disdain to dig, so as to live a rich life.

Elves living in human land are usually wandering bards, popular artists or sages. Human nobles often compete to hire elves to teach children fencing.

Religion: Elves worship "the protector of life".

Language: Elvish is very fluent, cadence and complicated grammar. Elf literature is very rich and wonderful, especially ballads and poems. Many bards learn elvish to add beautiful elvish songs to their repertoire, while some bards memorize elvish songs by pronunciation. The elvish script is as fluent as elvish script, and has become the language used by tribes (the language used by tree spirits, Pickering and other creatures).

Name: Elves usually declare adulthood after their centenary birthday, and then choose a name for themselves. But even people who know that he is an adult may continue to call him by his previous nickname, and he may not mind. The name of the adult elf is completely invented, although it may reflect some of his favorite names or the names of his family. Elves also have family surnames, which are usually composed of some common elvish words. Some elves will translate their surnames into lingua franca when they travel, while others still keep the pronunciation of elvish.

Male names: Alamir, yust, Eni Alis, Ping An, Seymour, Ivelios, Lao Xi 'an, Quarion, Tarivo, Sarif.

Female names: Anastrianna, Antinua, Drusilia, Felosial, Ielenia, lia, Qillathe and Silaqui.

Family names: Amastacia (meaning "Flower of Stars"), Amakiir (meaning "Flower of Gems"), Galanodel (meaning "Whispering of the Moon"), Holimion (meaning "Dew of Diamonds") and Liaton (Liaton). Meaning "oak powder"), Nailo (meaning "night wind"), Siannodel (meaning "moon stream"), Ilphukiir (meaning "gem flower") and Xilocient (meaning "golden petals").

Adventurers: Elves will become adventurers because they like to travel. The pace of human life makes the elves unaccustomed, and they feel bound every day, and it will take decades to change. Therefore, the elves living in human society will look for jobs that can roam freely and set their own pace. Elves also like to show their martial arts in fencing or shooting, hoping to gain more powerful magic and drive them to take risks and exercise everywhere. A good spirit may also resist tyranny or die for an ideal.

National characteristics of elves

1: Agility +2, Constitution -2: Elves are slender and weak, but their movements are smooth and elegant. They are naturally good at stealth and archery.

Medium size: because it is medium size, there is no special increase or decrease in size.

The basic speed of the elves is 30 feet.

Sleep spell and similar effect immunity, enchantment and similar effect immunity check +2 race bonus.

Weak light vision: In starlight, moonlight, torch or similar weak light, the visual distance of elves is twice that of humans. In this case, they can still recognize the color and details of the object.

Make good use of long sword or thin sword (choose one from two), and make good use of short bow, long bow, compound short bow and compound long bow. Elves attach importance to fencing and archery, and are quite good at these weapons.

Listen, search and reconnaissance skills have a +2 race bonus. As long as the wizard passes through a secret door or a secret door within 5 feet, it can automatically carry out "search" verification without deliberate attention. Elves have a keen sense and can intuitively perceive hidden doors.

Natural languages: lingua franca and elvish. Extra languages: dragon, jackal, dwarf, goblin, orc and mu. Generally speaking, elves will use the language of their enemies and friends. Dragon language is a language with mysterious knowledge hidden in ancient books.

Talent occupation: mage. When the mage works part-time, the mage profession is not included in XP depreciation.

Elves can easily learn mage magic (sometimes even claim that magic was invented by them), and many elves are often warriors and wizards.

A large-scale multiplayer online role-playing online game: Elf.

Game features:

Preston Fairy Tales is a complete 3D MMORPG (multiplayer online role-playing game). Using 3D maps and well-designed player images, the game is very combative, with realistic visual angle and adjustable visual distance, and various plots are the characteristics of the game. The game also adopted a job change system. Different from ordinary online games, it can use multiple occupations to improve its attributes, and each occupation also has multiple development directions, so players can make a variety of choices, which also overcomes the boredom of ordinary online games and makes players more interested.

When you enter the world of Preston's Fairy Tales, the first thing that will surprise you is the 3D picture it presents. 360-degree view allows you to browse the whole game in all directions. When you are playing a game, you can not only use the mouse wheel to move the far and near visual angles, so you can freely decide which visual angle to choose as the most suitable visual experience for playing the game.

Action:

In order to bring a vivid visual and auditory feast to each player, the wizard adopted a fascinating real-time combat mode. With an intuitive interface, the game will bring an extraordinary experience that other games can't experience.

The game permeates the concept of full 3D into all fields of the game-when equipped with different weapons and armor, not only the player's character picture will change, but also the action of the character will change slightly. The gorgeous effects of skills and magic will create an unreal world for you.

In order to break the monotonous routine of fighting monsters, the team system has brought more strategic and tactical changes to the role. On this basis, the unique item system and the unique strong/weak system make the battle between players and monsters more exciting and suspenseful. This not only makes the game itself break away from the general MMORPG battle mode, but also inspires players to adapt to the ever-changing battle scenes.

Fast and face-to-face fighting in the elves may keep players sitting on the edge of the chair, full of tension and excitement.

Convenience:

Even novices can easily master the game, because the movements, transactions, chats and attacks of characters can be mastered with the mouse. The graphical interface is very intuitive and clear. Players can find health, mana, endurance slot and experience column at a glance. By clicking the icon or shortcut key directly, they can easily open the backpack interface and persona information interface. The system of chatting and whispering between players is as simple and clear as possible.

Work transfer system:

Job-hopping system is one of the most interesting and famous features of elves. A player can initially choose four classes in each game, and each class can get three chances to transfer to a higher class.

Every job change can give players a chance to learn new skills and magic. According to the characteristics of different occupations, the occupational characteristics of each occupation will become more and more obvious. When you reach a higher stage of your career, the characteristics of the game itself will be fully explored.

Skill/Magic System:

The skill magic system makes the characters more powerful and gains new abilities through the job change system. Therefore, four characters of all races can have sixteen skills from the beginning to mastering all skills, and once they enter this stage, all kinds of skill professionals will have their own inherent skills, which are formed with the difference of role level and other conditions.

After learning skills, you need to improve your proficiency to exert greater power. Its magic picture is very colorful, and it is displayed in the form of 3D plus 2D.

To improve skill proficiency, you can go to the skill magic workshop, which is to learn new skills and magic for the character, or to strengthen the original skills and magic. In it, you can improve your skill proficiency, and you have different growth directions according to your skills.

The magic system of skills is the key to the growth of the role, and the growth of the role needs to correctly handle the proficiency of various skills and the correct job transfer system to achieve perfection.

Combat system:

The combat system is a "real-time strategy system" plus a "role-playing system", that is, ARPG system. With the different weapons and armor, the actions of the characters will also change. With different skills and magic, the battle scenes are also very different. This system is not a simple battle system upgrade and treasure collection, but requires players to correctly handle the relationship between their own strategies and equipment in the battle. The importance of strategy in the game lies in surpassing equipment.

This kind of combat system is characterized by high speed and tension, and players can experience different speed and excitement from other existing online games.

Project system:

Elves have a unique and interesting prop system, and a variety of weapons and armor can be synthesized and upgraded to more advanced items. Using synthesis and upgrade technology, each player can not only develop his own role, but also develop his own unique equipment.

This system effectively subverts the traditional equipment concept of most MMORPG and makes the game full of fun.

Guild/team system:

Teamwork is a form in which some players get together to challenge a higher level monster. It can be composed of 2 to 6 members, and the experience gained in the process of team building will be evenly distributed to the members of the team.

Guild is a lasting small social group composed of more players, giving players a sense of belonging and shelter.

spirit

Song: Elves

Singer: Andy Chen Album: Elves.

A long time ago, there was an elf dynasty.

There is no true love in the whole kingdom.

No one knows that true love ever existed.

Until the queen gave birth to her first child.

He has pointed ears and colorful hair bands.

Smile, sunshine, playful and a little bad.

The child will become a big boy one day.

He also filled the kingdom with love.

Walk into the future with magic

I'm born elvish and eccentric.

Don't be shy, come on

Crazy for me, excited for me.

Open the seal and run to the stage.

Who doesn't want to live a wonderful life?

Song: Elves

Singer: Baby Zhang Album: I am Baby Zhang.

Half a month, I am proud and beautiful.

Projecting infinite light and warming every pedestrian.

A hunter who lit a fire in the castle.

Take my centaur and rush out the door.

The spirit of the elves, the people who serve me.

Life that has been passed down for a hundred years wakes up at this moment.

A tenacious war against evil orcs

Saving the imprisoned soul is your goddess.

The secret door is as deep as the sea.

The night lights up the stars.

The girl is waiting for the prince's kiss.

Who loves who, for whom sacrifice.

This is clearly recorded in the code.

You are my hero, but you don't know what will happen next.

The sun god took everything, but left it.

The dark forest betrayed the responsibility of the sky.

Song: Elves

Singer: An album: No chance.

Oh, I can't sleep at night.

I am intoxicated with myself.

The taste of depravity

I didn't realize it.

The diary has turned over another page.

Still don't understand.

You turned your head.

These flowers have not withered yet.

A person tears silently or nobody cares.

Maybe you don't believe in the tragedy of love.

It is a comfort to souls from outer space.

The arc drawn by tears seems so ethereal.

Unclosed windows and unlocked doors

So thoroughly contain the moonlight.

Unfinished songs and unfulfilled feelings

As if there would never be an ending.

Oh, I can't sleep at night.

In the smell of narcissism and depravity

I didn't realize it.

The diary has turned over another page.

Still don't understand.

You turned your head.

These flowers have not withered yet.

Song: Elves

Singer: JJ Lin album: Second Paradise

You are silent and lonely in the moonlight.

A straight back and thin shoulders.

Confusion in eyes

The desolation of shadows

It is foggy at night

I can face you all night

Don't say anything, count your breathing fantasies.

Think about who you really are.

How strong is it?

But love quietly followed, leaving no trace.

Turn into a coat

I want you to hit the bottom in front of me.

I am always in your heart.

Because I met you like a virtual game.

I know you are just a message on the Internet.

If you are not in my heart

Just a blank.

Because I've been guessing your thoughts and your face.

Simulate the picture of meeting you and walking together.

I'll wait for you to accept it

love very much

Type of elf:

Elf (elf)

Elves, appearing in many fantasy works and RPG games, are very similar to humans. It has pointed ears and is a beautiful and long-lived race. Generally, they take the forest as their home (dark elves live underground), love nature, have delicate feelings and beautiful voices, and are born poets and dancers. In dim conditions, the eyesight is twice that of people, so I have mastered superb archery; Extensive knowledge and superb magic talent. Elves usually live to be over 700 years old, which is why they are always in no hurry. Elves are always willing to spend a lot of time on things that humans can't understand: listening to the gurgling water, listening to the birds singing in the forest, listening to the wind blowing ... For elves, the meaning of life lies in slowly discovering beautiful places and fully enjoying them. It is also difficult for them to establish deep friendship with short-lived races. It is really painful to watch their friends die while they still have endless life to spend.

Light spirit (light spirit)

Shorter and slimmer than humans, with long ears, clear love and hate, delicate emotions and beautiful melody, most of them live in forests or caves, love natural beauty and like dancing and frolicking. Their humor shines with wisdom like their songs and poems, and their good weapons are bows and swords. In the forgotten country, there are five kinds of spirits: the golden spirit, the moon spirit, the wild spirit, the sea spirit and Delauer. In the dragon gun, there are Quilingnasti, Sivanasti, Ka Gunnars, Daganasti, Daganasti and so on.

Dark elves (dark elves or drow)

Black elves, a mysterious race living in underground caves or deep forests, believe in some evil god marked by spider totem and are protected by the dark forces. Height 160 cm, weight 50 kg. He has black or dark purple skin and silvery white hair. He is quite resistant to magic and is not afraid of the invasion of toxins, but his resistance to fire and cold is very poor.

Half-elf (half-elf)

Half-elves are hybrids of humans and elves. They are a little taller and stronger than other elves. The biggest difference between half-elves and other elves is that they have beards, which makes it easy for them to identify their human ancestry. Elves reject half-elves very much and don't think they belong to elves at all; Although humans can better accommodate them because of their beautiful appearance, they also reject their elvish hybrids.

In addition, there are high elves, who survived from the mythical era and their close relatives.

Famous elves such as Lolana and Al Hanna in Dragon Gun. Under the starlight, half-elf Tanis; In the Rhode Island series, the black elves are better than Rotis Ti Tuo Ritter; Drizzt, the dark elves in the forgotten country series, etc.

Other "elves" are also called elves:

Goblin (goblin)

The floorboard of evil spirits such as Red Hat (see Redcap), which is small in size, likes to play pranks and create disasters, and usually lives in dark places. According to legend, their smiles will coagulate blood, and their laughter will make fruits fall from trees. Even witches can't allow him into the house. She is not afraid of Goebbelin, but she feels an eyesore at the sight of him.

Goebbels entered France through the cracks in the Pyrenees, and soon spread throughout Europe after successfully rushing to the beach, and sneaked into the Viking Dragon Boat and sneaked into Britain. British druids called them "Robin goblins", and later referred to as "goblins".

The average Goebbels won't cause much trouble, just playing some irritating or uncomfortable pranks, such as pouring nightmares into the ears of sleepers for fun. Goebbels has a gift for design, but he is limited to using snakes, dragons or basilix (snake-like monsters) as blueprints to paint. They can communicate with flies, wasps, mosquitoes and bumblebees. Their favorite pastime in summer is to drive these insects away to attack people and horses, and then watch a good show. They like to harass domestic horses or wild horses. When they see horses stamping or dawdling in the sand, you can be sure that they must have these uninvited guests.

The goblin has no fixed residence. They are always stationed in crevices and roots of rocks, but they can't settle down quickly and move again.

Other evil spirits are described as "they are extremely ugly evil spirits, wearing round hats, pointed shoes and long furry tails." The whole appearance is an extremely terrible little devil. "

Red hat

Goblins are evil and cruel. He lives in an abandoned castle or watchtower on the border between Scotland and England. In order to avoid attracting attention, he changed his residence from time to time.

He is short and strong. He looks like an old man. He has a long white beard, a pair of bold red eyes, a sharp eagle claw in his hand, no palm, a red hat on his head and iron boots on his feet. He runs very fast.

Red hat will hunt human blood, soak it in a pool of blood and keep its bright color. No matter how tough people are, they can't compete with Red Hat. The only way to avoid it is to read a passage from the Bible, so that he will disappear without a trace.

Kid (kid)

From English legends, English means "urchin". There are many descriptions about its appearance, and they are all different. They live in the swamps of England. On land, she would ride around on a horse as ugly as her.

Generally speaking, the devil is very small, only about 1/2 to 1/4 of human height, with wings and good at sneak attack. The breath from the kid's mouth will kill plants and make animals sick. Many times, they are evil demons or messengers and monitors of wizards. The general magic circle summoned by the little devil can only learn primary mantras and illusions.

In Diablo II, there is a monster named Demom imp. Its head is very short, with goat legs, short and curved tail and little body hair. It is wearing a dark vest, with white or light gray hair, hanging tightly from the sides of its head and looking like a puppet from a distance.

In folklore, good elves don't associate with people, so people see evil elves, but in fact many elves just like to play tricks on people and play pranks.

Other pranks:

Hobgoblin (naughty boy)

The hobgoblin is just the opposite of the hobgoblin. Refers to those friendly elves, such as Brownie and Bogle mentioned above. Most of these elves live alone, are kind and friendly, and sometimes play pranks. Parker (see Puck), a mischievous elf described by Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream, is a typical hobgoblin. The following is the dialogue between Shakespeare's fairy and Parker, from which we can see the character of a naughty boy:

"Fairy, if I don't mistake you, you are probably a sly and naughty elf named Robin. You are the girl who likes to scare the country. You pinch off the cream in other people's milk, so that the panting housewife can't stir the cream all day. Sometimes you secretly grind food for others, and sometimes you break the wine so that it can't ferment; People who walk at night, you lead them astray, but you hide and snicker; Whoever calls you' Big Fairy' or' Good Hockey', you give him good luck and help him: Is it you?

Parker: "Fairy, you are right; I am a happy Nightcrawler. I came up with all kinds of jokes in front of Aublanc to make him laugh. When I saw a fat and thin horse, I learned the neigh of the mare and lost my mind. Sometimes I will become a baked wild apple and hide it in the old woman's wine bowl. When she raises the bowl to drink, I will pat her lips and pour a bowl of ale on her wrinkled throat. Sometimes I become a three-legged stool, and just as my sophisticated menstruation is about to sit down and tell her story seriously, I slip off her ass, turn her into a big treasure and shout,' Good boy!' I kept coughing, and everyone around me laughed my head off.