2. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

3, I won't die, you are a minister after all.

4, your date is not me, you'd better be single.

5, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

6. I called my date and she answered.

7. How can bangs grow so fast?

8. I love you In your eyes, yes, I am your stumbling block.

9. I prefer knives to deadly knives!

10, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

1 1. If one day you die, you must die in disgrace.

12, my heart is broken and it looks like dumpling stuffing.

13, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

14, the season is like a dream, life is like a dream, and I don't want to be awake for a moment!

15, don't talk with your lungs, what you say is nonsense.

16, I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person.

17, who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

18, come with me. If you have a mouth to eat, you will have a bowl brush.

19, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

20. I have a Taoist friend, and I also have an abbot, Lao Tie!

2 1, hold you in the palm of your hand and close my palm, I can't keep you!

22, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

23. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat!

Although we are strangers, you can take money to befriend me.

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn't agree.

26, work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, people go to the building.

27, eldest brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

28, the road you choose, you can't walk on your knees, it is better to stand and take a taxi.

29. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

30. Don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

3 1, love is putting all your heart into it and then pulling it out!

32. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our children and grandchildren.

33. If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.

34. In fact, it's not that you can't find the object, but that your eyes have kept up and your strength has not kept up.

35. Mirrors are installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books.

36. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

37. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

38. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.

39. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

40. The biggest sign of maturity is to disdain to argue with others, and try not to make any noise at the beginning.

4 1, some people, * * * has nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

42. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

43. Don't worry about the girl with fat hands. The gold ring from my boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

44. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

45. If anyone dares to bully me, I'll write your names on the insoles and step on you to death.

46, people still have to go out for a walk more, otherwise I don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

47. Excuse me, Miss, this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

48. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, go and see if Bajie is ripe.

49. Sincere friendship comes from endless greetings. Good morning everyone. May you be single forever!

50. The Statue of Liberty told us with a book in one hand and a torch in the other. Study even if there is a power failure.

5 1, I just want to say that you overestimated my ability about my parents' suspicion of puppy love.

52. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You're caught in the middle. It's ugly.

53. Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, we will all go to the square dance together in a few decades.

I hope I can be an interesting and rich person. Really can't. Money is enough.

55. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words: look at my mood.

At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

57. My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I could go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

58. Someone always smiles at you and hits you. Such as the class teacher standing outside the window.

59. What do you mean I play wild game? I won't delete the game, I will only delete you.

60. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

6 1, I don't want any position, I don't want any position, I just want to be a rich man.

62. Is there a feeling that you feel fat overnight and feel smaller in a few days?

63. Get up at five o'clock in the morning and go to bed before ten o'clock in the evening, so a simple and regular life begins.

64. Now boys are too bad. They are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

65. It is the season of getting up by perseverance, washing by endurance, going to work by the power of the wild, and taking a bath by explosive force.

66. Someone asked me why my skin is black. I smiled. One white covers all the ugliness. You hide your ugliness for nothing, but I'm not ugly.

67. When I was a child, I saved a mouse. It's sick. I specially bought rat poison to feed it, but I didn't return it later.

68. The above is a selection of 70 short sentences of Tik Tok's most popular funny copy I shared with you. Welcome to read the collection.

69. Lucky people are those who spend two dollars on a bet, win five million dollars, and then bow their heads and pick up two dollars on the way to receive the prize.

70. The significance of Friday is to plan how to spend the weekend; The significance of the existence of the weekend is to prove that Friday's planning is meaningless by staying up late and getting up late.

7 1. If you like, the following are short sentences of Tik Tok's most popular funny copywriting. Your personality is lazy, your interest is playing, your specialty is eating and your skill is sleeping.

Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a message saying that we were going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent another one. Sorry, it was sent to the wrong person. Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.