In the era of jewelry, people, whether beggars or rich people, are bejeweled, in one word-flash! Look at this old woman-her false teeth are set with 5 carats of diamonds; Earrings are made of the most precious agate; Clothes are even more "expensive", and newly picked pearls are spread on golden clothes. Look at this lovely baby. His pacifier is made by grinding relics into powder. His BB car is made of crystal. ......
People born in this era, of course, suffer! Especially for us children, because our exercise books are also made of pearls and slippery, how can we write our homework? So whenever the teacher assigns homework, we will faint on the ground. The great distress of adults and children is the rule of the jewelry age. 1。 You must wear more than two kinds of jewelry every day. 2。 The main course is jewelry. 3。 Speak with the word "jewelry" as the theme. 4。 The most hateful thing is the last sentence-"Offenders will be fined 10000 Zhu Bi (the common currency in the jewelry age)"! ! !
I remember last week my mother and I went to the market to buy "Lysimachia (a vegetable that must be eaten every day)". As a result, the head teacher saw that my mother and I were not wearing jewelry, so she asked the jewelry police to take me and my mother away ~ ~ The jewelry police fined me and my mother not to go out for a week! What a terrible thing for the residents of our time! Stay at home, you can do nothing but count gems in the dark ~ ~'
Yesterday, we were finally liberated! ! My mother and I remember to put on jewelry and go to the market to buy food. My mother bought "pearl vegetables" and "pearl meat" and other things that I thought were difficult to import. Then we go home and cook. I was doing "jewelry homework" in my room when I suddenly smelled a disgusting smell (mom's cooking was terrible, and jewelry food was really terrible ~ ~). I knew something was going to happen at noon ~ ~ Sure enough, after eating those things at noon, I vomited n times ~ ~ ~
Ah ~ ~ I'm about to collapse ~ ~ I hope I won't be reborn in this damn jewelry age when I am reincarnated! ! I'm running away, and it's synonymous with the jewelry age! ! !