During the Yongzheng period, there was a Jiang Yang thief named Yu Shuang in Jinan. He has so many cases that no official can arrest him. There are many parties involved. Anything stolen and plundered under his door always takes seven tenths from himself and gives three tenths to Yu Shuang. Yu Shuang has accumulated thousands of wealth as a result.
One day in a certain year is Yu Shuang's seventieth birthday. Ten days before this, Yu Shuang sent many invitations to his disciples and said that he was old. After that, he didn't want to do anything but kill people. He will hold a banquet to say goodbye to you, and he must come then. If someone doesn't come to the appointment, swear to abandon him with his companions. Descendants of thieves roaming the Jianghu are afraid of Yu Shuang's reputation and dare not go against his wishes. So, on that day, the courtyard of Yufu was crowded with people, swords and halberds facing each other, and there were more than 80 tables at the banquet, all of which were men with big heads and beards. Everyone took turns sitting, and the last seat was a big monkey. It has a red face, golden eyes, about three or four feet high, red and black colors, and has the same social skills as people.
It's just that the top of the head is smooth, like a freshly shaved monk's head, and both ears are gone. It looks like two dark holes. The guests were surprised and whispered to each other.
The banquet began with music and the table was filled with delicacies.
After a while, the music stopped. Yu Shuang raised his glass, lifted his beard, smiled and said to the guests, "Without spices, you can't drink too much. However, we people don't want to follow the example of those literati who struggle to drink. Therefore, I want to tell you about my usual martial arts and experiences, as well as those who have made extraordinary achievements and can't do it.
Then, how about a big bowl of wine to congratulate each other? "The guests said with one voice," Good! Do as you say! " So, everyone began to narrate in order. It's the turn of the bald-eared monkey. Monkeys can't talk, but they are also very understanding. It looked around as if to say something. Yu Shuang pointed to the monkey and said to the guests, "This monkey is my chivalrous friend and my hero. I can't bury its achievements. Now I have washed my hands of it. I only have one daughter, and I'm married. Nothing can disturb my heart. In the future, I will only take my chivalrous friends into the mountains. My chivalrous friend's name is Lingmi, and I got it in Guangdong when I was a child. I have always liked dancing with fists and sticks, and I have learned from my master before. I can't remember the martial arts taught by the master after I learned it.
You can feel it when you see it around me. I changed it to lingmi.
This lasted for several years, so I plundered with my predecessors. Whenever I come to those rich people's homes, Lingmi takes the lead for me. Although the heavy doors were locked and the eaves of the walls were as high as ten feet, Hong Ling jumped up like a flying eagle and rushed into the yard. Then, open the door lock and window plug one by one. We people broke into the house with sharp swords. Sometimes I accidentally go to other counties, and when I run out of money, I take it to the square for it to perform, so the room and board expenses are more than self-sufficient. People still think I'm a monkey actor. At first, people never doubted that I was a robber. Sometimes, in my hotel, after midnight, I will send Lingmi out to hunt for gold and jewels. Lingmi doesn't need my command at all She went out in the middle of the night and came back at dawn with gold and silver in her hand and jewels in her mouth.
It blurted out treasures and its light shone into its eyes. Earlier, Lingmi didn't eat my meal. When I gave it fruit wine to eat, it danced and was very happy. After eating and drinking, you sleep with me. Even in the cold winter, it is as warm as fire. So my relationship with Lingmi is getting closer and closer. And the fact that I have a chivalrous friend is gradually known to others. Therefore, every day there are prisoners spying on my whereabouts. "
"One day, I took Lingmi through Baoding. At this time, the north wind roared, and the snow was like the palm of your hand. The snow was more than a foot thick. Fortunately, Lingmi and I are both healthy and strong, but we don't cross our knees.
There is no one in the wilderness. I stroked Lingmi and sat in the snow sadly, thinking that my life was over. I didn't expect my companions to carry the bed. I lay on it, supported by two people, and followed them into the valley before I survived. After ten days' rest, the macaque returned to normal, and I gradually recovered. "
"My companions also told me that one day on a snowy night, everyone was warming around the stove. Suddenly, I saw Lingmi rush in panting, and I was extremely nervous in my hurry. However, it was too bitter to speak, so it made a gesture to us. We followed it, saw an ancient temple, and went separately to find out the news. This just heard people say that the court caught a Jiang Yang thief and was about to be beheaded. There is nothing we can do, and we are very sad all day. I suddenly thought that Lingmi could sneak into the prison, so I met outside the prison and waited to see Lingmi. After I heard about this, I was very moved and my relationship with Lingmi was closer. "
When Yu Shuang told the story of Lingmi, the guests listened quietly. When it comes to the escape in the snowstorm and the prison robbery at night, there are still tears in the guests' eyes, and Yu Shuang himself unconsciously smoothed his beard and burst into tears. Lingmi drank several glasses of wine in a row and danced. They also raised their glasses to congratulate.
Yu Shuang went on to say, "What I have just said is all that people can do, which is not enough to explain Lingmi's abnormal performance. Can't you see that its head is bright? " This incident is even more impressive. Once upon a time, the holy father ascended the throne, and there were many governors. They all have different ambitions and raised strange people. After the separation, there was party struggle. A prince got a strange gem from an overseas country, and its value is unparalleled. The prince treasured it seriously for fear of any mistake. The prince has a concubine named Yun Xiu. The prince gave her pearls. Yun Xiu was very happy to get this orb, but she was afraid that someone would covet it, so she took more precautions, and her maid knew some martial arts.
"One year, my colleagues and I met in Jiuhuashan. Everyone mentioned the orb, saying that if someone could get it, they would raise money to celebrate his birthday and elect him as the leader. There are many people in favor, but if you really want to steal from the palace, just stare. No one will take such a big risk. So, I will laugh it off.
Lingmi heard this at the time, so she caught me off guard. I was surprised to see Lingmi suddenly dislike me. I think, I have been with it for more than ten years, how can it run around behind my back? I didn't expect it to have the ambition to steal pearls. Because of this, I was depressed and ill in bed for more than ten days. My companions and disciples came to visit the sick one after another, and there were many people, so the threshold was flattened.
"One day, everyone was gathering in my room, and suddenly the psychic broke through the window. However, it looks very different in peacetime. The forehead is full of blood juice, and the blood is as thick as copper coins. I was very happy when I suddenly saw Lingmi, and I got well at once. I quickly put on my shoes and got out of bed. I was shocked to see its horror.
When Lingmi saw me, she suddenly put her face out and spit out a big bead. At this time, the sun had just set in the west, and the room was dark, but it was not yet possible to light a lamp. The light from this bead lit up people's hair. All my friends were present, and they were all surprised to see this treasure. Only then did I understand that it was injured to steal the orb. Lingmi can't describe how it stole the orb, but later I learned the truth from others. People told me that even her closest relatives didn't know where Yun Xiu hid the treasure. After Hu Ling entered the palace, he opened the door at night and rummaged through it. Seeing this, Yun Xiu let out a cry, and all the maids got up, scrambling to drive Hu Ling away with their swords, and Hu Ling also fled out. Yun Xiu was worried that Lingmi would steal the treasure, so she took strict precautions. She thought that Lingmi had discovered the place where the pearl was hidden, so she told the prince and let the chivalrous palace guard it. Later, Yun Xiu just held the sphere in her arms, and the candle was lit all night in the room, and all eyes were fixed on the sphere. They believe that no matter how cunning Lingmi is, it is impossible to be hunted. This lasted seven days and seven nights.
That night, Lingmi suddenly brought a big firecracker and lit it at the corner of the eaves. The firecrackers made an earth-shattering noise. When they heard the noise and knew that something had changed, they ran out of the palace to investigate. Here, Lingmi has jumped into the arms of the glaze cloud and seized the orb. With a scream, Yun Xiu, Lingmi jumped out of the window, and the knight-errant flew after him. Lingmi saw the white light and knew that she had met the enemy. She swallowed the orb and ran to escape. White light is wrapped around its head. There is a toilet in the palace. It hides in the cesspool regardless of pollution, and the white light gathers. At that time, his head was exposed and his spirit was traumatized. Seeing that the swordsman had already left, Lingmi went out of the toilet and returned by tunnel. It took a bath in the moat first, and then walked along the city wall, nobody noticed, that's all.
Imperial secretary refused to admit it and dared not catch it. "
After Yu Shuang finished speaking, the guests clapped their hands and said yes. Contending to see Lingmi, Lingmi is more satisfied. Yu Shuang added: "I got this orb, and it was useless in the end." I want to sell it. No one in the world is willing to pay a huge sum of money. So, I gave the orb to Songshan Baiheguan. Because there are pagodas in this scene, pagodas stand tall. Above the clouds. So he put the sphere there.
So much for the Jiang Yang thieves,
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