A young girl came with a donkey. )
Maiden: Fairy?
(The Supreme Treasure shakes his head. )
Girl: A monster?
(the supreme treasure is silent. )
Girl: Thank you!
(Take the donkey to the mouth of the cave)
Supreme treasure: hello! Don't break into the silk hole!
Girl: pansi hole? You think I can't read, but it's water curtain cave!
Supreme treasure looked up and got a fright. )
Girl: Pan Sidong ... That's a nice name, too, so I'll call you Pan Sidong!
(With a wave of his hand, he changed "water curtain cave" to "Pansi Cave") Well, I will live here in the future!
Supreme treasure: wait!
With a wave of her hand, the girl knocked down the Supreme Treasure, holding the Moonlight Box in her hand. )
Girl: Hey! I now solemnly declare that everything on this mountain belongs to me, including you!
Supreme treasure: me?
Girl: Yes! Like my donkey, I'll give you a stamp!
The girl waved her hand and felt a pain in her soles. )
Girl: You are my man now. If someone bullies you, tell me my name. From today, my name is "Pansi Daxian"!
Supreme treasure: pansi daxian? Five hundred years ago? !
I took off my shoes and found three moles on the soles of my feet. I took out the magic mirror and saw the monkey inside. Think of water curtain cave heard, I can't help but dumbfounded. )
I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't want to be a monkey, I want to save Jingjing!
The Supreme Treasure tried to break into the cave, but he was knocked unconscious by the cave door. When he woke up, he was already in the cave. )
Girl: Wow! Great! Yeah! Yeah! With this box of moonlight, I will never be afraid of being chased by my sister Xia Qing again! Come out! Sneaky, shy, you!
Supreme treasure: (coming out respectfully)
Hey, how about this moonlight box? ......
Girl: mine!
Supreme treasure: huh?
Girl: I told you that everything here is mine. What do you want?
Supreme treasure: no, no, no, I heard that you are leaving. Can you take me with you?
Girl: Have you been hunted?
Supreme treasure: I am in a hurry to save people!
Maiden: Save who?
Supreme treasure: save my wife. Is that Bai Jingjing? You know her.
Girl: No.
Supreme treasure: I know. However, you will know her soon, because she will be your apprentice and this treasure box. ......
Girl: Mine!
Supreme treasure: I know! But I actually gave it to you, and then you gave it to me, so I could come back here and give it back to you, you know?
Girl: I see, you are crazy!
Supreme treasure: (thinking for a moment)
Anyway, you must take me away.
Girl: Why should I be so nice to you?
Supreme treasure: Because you are my master, what's the point of staying here alone after you leave?
Girl: Really? Sit down! Underground! Hands! Be a good boy. In the future, I will buy you a new dress and go back to see your wife. Call!
Supreme treasure: Wang!
Girl: Be careful.
Supreme treasure: Wang! Woof woof woof! Woof!
(Night arrival. )
Supreme treasure: fairy! Come on! The moon is out! Let's go
Girl: (coming out of the hole, looking as cold as ice)
Where are you going?
Supreme treasure: aren't you going? If you don't go, give me the treasure box and I will go!
Girl: What did you say about the treasure box?
Supreme treasure: I won't wait until tomorrow night. I'm telling you, hurry up! Also said, wait a minute, your bitch sister came out to harm you again!
Girl: Bitch! Tell people everywhere that I will harm her!
Supreme treasure: what?
Girl: I'm that bitch's sister.
* Don't listen to her nonsense! Bitch. That bitch insulted our teacher by saying what to look for on earth. Well, I think you are the one she is looking for, because you are as cheap as her.
!
Supreme treasure: that bitch-that's her. Are you the sister of the bitch that the bitch told me about?
Girl: That's the bitch.
Supreme treasure: Can you tell me which one is the bitch? Because everyone is a bitch now.
Girl: I tell you, you are the meanest!
(Knock the Supreme Treasure unconscious with one punch)
At dawn the next day, the Supreme Treasure was awakened by the girl. )
Maiden: the supreme treasure! Why didn't you wake me up last night?
(The Supreme Treasure is frightened and wants to slip away. )
Girl: Hey, what's wrong with you? Come on! Where are you going? Stop. Sit down! Chair!
(Supreme Bao is afraid of being beaten again, so he has to sit down again. )
Girl: What's the matter with you? Why are you looking at me like that? What do you see? You saw her? Did you really see my sister? She came so soon? What did she say to you? Don't trust her,
She's crazy! Maybe she fought with me too much in her last life, so later the Buddha rolled us into a wick, let us practice hard and resolve this feud. What a pity.
Unexpectedly, the battle is now more intense than before. Stop talking so much and let's go!
(the supreme treasure does not move. )
Girl: Do you think I'm schizophrenic?
(The Supreme Treasure nods. )
Girl: I didn't! That's really my sister! You don't believe it, do you? Come on! You take it!
(Tie your hand with the hand of the Supreme Treasure)
Let's tie our hands together and find out tonight!
When night comes, the girl seems to be asleep. )
Supreme treasure: I don't think there will be moonlight tonight.
Maiden: (dreamily)
Is it? Bitch, you can't run out of my Wuzhishan, huh!
The Supreme Treasure is surprised to see that the girl looks like frost and turns over and sits up. )
Supreme treasure: What's your name?
Girl: Last name is Lin.
Supreme Treasure: Oh, so you are the "Brigitte Lin" my eldest brother said.
Girl: Your big brother?
Supreme treasure: The guy you hit yesterday, his name is Supreme treasure.
Girl: What about you?
Supreme treasure: I'm his twin brother. My name is Zhi Zunyu.
Maiden: Supreme Treasure, Wisdom Jade? Are you trying to lie to me?
Supreme treasure: Hee hee, you are so smart. Actually, my eldest brother's real name is Qin Han, and my name is Qin Xianglin.
Maiden: What are you doing here?
Supreme treasure: I ... I admire you very much.
Girl: You admire me?
(Holding up the cloth in his hand)
Supreme treasure: I admire you, and I am afraid of losing you! So tied to you, you accept my love for you!
* We are of the same kind.
Girl: Why be the same person?
(Tearing off the cloth strip)
Supreme treasure: Everyone hates twins so much. If there is only one you or one me in the world, then each side must have one more. What ... you said it was unsanitary.
Girl: What does it have to do with hygiene?
Supreme treasure: You four have made a mess, so why talk about hygiene? Anyway, in order to express my love for you, I have killed my eldest brother!
* Girl: Killed?
Supreme treasure: I not only killed him, but also planned to kill your sister!
Girl: Are they really all for me?
Supreme treasure: Do you need to say that? By the way, where's the Moonlight Box?
Girl: Kill my sister and I will give it to you. If I knew you lied to me, I would make you ten times more miserable than now!
Supreme treasure: You are so kind to me. However, I don't seem to have much pain now.
Girl: Of course, I haven't done it yet.
(Another punch knocked the Supreme Treasure unconscious)
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A Chinese Odyssey
(7)
(The next morning)
Girl: Why do you always see your sister and I can't?
Supreme treasure: sometimes this kind of thing has to talk about fate. But she is not as cruel as before. This time, she just blackened my left eye. I lied to her tonight that I would kill you so that you could be happy in the future.
Girl: Sister is too smart to believe you!
Supreme treasure: I thought of this, so I want to show her a token from you. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and so on do you have? ......
Girl: ok, but those are useless. If you show her my purple sword tonight, she will believe it.
Supreme treasure: ok!
He took the sword, pulled it out with a click, looked at it and inserted it into the sheath. )
Girl: It's him!
(a burst of joy)
Hey, take me to the market before dark!
(two people come to the city to concentrate. )
Supreme treasure: What's the matter? Why?
Girl: My heart is beating so hard!
Supreme treasure: what should I do?
Girl: Come on!
(Two people enter a path. At this time, Bajie and Friar Sand hid by the butcher shop to observe their whereabouts. )
Friar Sand: Now my brother is a different person, and he is still with Xia Zixian. Did Xia Zi, the fairy, participate in arresting the master? Stay close to him and don't scare him.
Bajie: In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, but now there is a fairy from Xia Zi, and I am afraid he is a little higher than me.
Friar Sand: I'm here!
Bajie: Because of you, he is a little taller than me!
Jane doe: Give me half of this pig's head, thanks!
Bajie: Kao! Pig heads are not for sale. Do you want to eat a pig whip?
(Scare away women)
(In the alley at this time)
Supreme treasure: What are you doing?
Xia Zi: My Prince Charming is nearby.
Supreme treasure: Ah, you saw him?
Xia Zi: No, because my purple sword signals "beep-beep-".
Supreme treasure: Where did the beep come from?
Xia Zi: Du-du-du! Right?
Supreme treasure: You beeped, but the sword didn't.
Xia Zi: Oh, I know you can't hear me, so I beep you! It's over. I was scared. I won't lie to you. I'm really scared!
Supreme treasure: What are you afraid of?
Xia Zi: This marriage is arranged by heaven. Do you think I'm scared?
Supreme treasure: here we go again ......
Xia Zi: Yes! My heart is beating and my sword is beeping. What should I do? How to tell him? How to tell him?
Supreme treasure: then-just tell him that this is such a marriage arranged by God.
Xia Zi: What if he doesn't like me? What if he has a wife?
Supreme treasure: You care so much about him, God has the biggest arrangement!
Xia Zi: Really?
Supreme treasure: God has arranged it. Aren't you smelly enough?
Xia Zi: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
(Wait a moment)
Here he comes.
Supreme treasure: it won't be me, will it?
Xia Zi: Oh, it's you! How did you know? It is you! You know I didn't know what to tell you just now? How clever you are!
Supreme treasure: But I have a wife. ......
Xia Zi: I know! But I can't. This marriage is the biggest arranged by God! What about you now? You have to dump your wife and come with me.
Supreme treasure: it doesn't matter.
Xia Zi: OK?
Supreme treasure: very good.
Xia Zi: Then let's start this relationship right away!
Supreme treasure: ok, let's start right away!
Xia Zi: Give me a kiss first!
Supreme treasure: yo, automatic door-to-door delivery
(Xia Zi closes her eyes happily and slowly puts her mouth in the past. Suddenly the Supreme Treasure stops her. )
* Supreme Treasure: Wait! Are you Xia Zi or Xia Qing?
Xia Zi: Of course I'm Xia Zi!
Supreme treasure: then take out the moonlight treasure box and let me confirm it first. I'm afraid I kissed wrong.
Xia Zi: Believe me, I'm Xia Zi. Let's talk after kissing!
Supreme treasure: then take it out first!
Xia Zi: No, just kiss it!
Supreme treasure: I'll kiss you right away if you take it out.
Xia Zi: I don't have time. You can kiss me!
Supreme treasure: I don't have time either. You can take it out and say it again
Xia Zi: You said you loved me.
Supreme treasure: I won't tell you that I love you unless you take out the moonlight box.
(Xia Zi leaned in and was rudely pushed away by the Supreme Treasure. Xia Zi's happy expression slowly became very sad. Supreme treasure also felt a little too much, with a guilty expression on his face. )
Supreme treasure: Give me the treasure box.
Xia Zi: You lied to me! You don't even want to kiss me. Everything you just said is a lie!
Supreme treasure: I'm serious! You take out the treasure box first. Do you want me to show you my heart?
Xia Zi: No, I can do it myself!
Xia Zi drilled into the Supreme Treasure by shrinking. )
Xia Zi: Wow! Why is your heart like a coconut?
Conscience: Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am gentle and will never lie.
Xia Zi: So tell me honestly, are he and his wife in love?
(At this moment, three robbers passed by and saw the Supreme Treasure standing motionless. )
Robber A: Hey, Brother Bodhi, look. ......
Bodhi: Yo, look! Really don't move! Search and see.
(At this time, in the Supreme Treasure, Xia Zi felt dejected and stood for a long time after hearing the answer from his conscience. )
Xia Zi: I see.
(turning around)
(The Supreme Treasure suddenly regained consciousness. )
Supreme treasure: hey, man, what does this mean?
Bodhi: I think you have a good figure, so feel it!
Supreme treasure: that's right, then please continue to touch it.
Bodhi: It's okay, keep touching!
Xia Zi: Whose hand?
Bodhi: Ah, what did you say?
(The Supreme Treasure shakes his head. )
Xia Zi: Put it away!
Bodhi: Ouch! Monster!
(Three robbers scared away. )
Supreme treasure: Have you had enough trouble?
When they came to the suburbs, the Supreme Treasure was far from Xia Zi. )
Xia Zi: Hey, don't be angry! I'm just kidding you! My sister has a treasure box. She will definitely give it to you!
Supreme treasure: How dare I be angry with you? Sister, it's too late to treat you as Guanyin!
Xia Zi: It's too dark! I'm going to find my sister! Good luck!
Supreme treasure: (watching Xia Zi leave)
Good luck is strange!
(Night arrival. Supreme Bao woke up and looked around. )
Supreme Treasure: Xia Qing! Where are you? Come out! I killed your sister!
Suddenly the red light flashed behind the mountain and there was a loud noise, as if something had happened. )
(Supreme Bao climbs the hillside and sees the foot of the mountain ...)
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A Chinese Odyssey
(8)
Guanyin: the Monkey King, you bastard, in order to marry Niu's sister, he even gave you your master Tang Sanzang as a gift, and invited the monster to eat Tang Priest's meal with you. Do you admit your mistake?
Wukong: Sanbapo! You chased me for three days and nights. I didn't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!
Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?
Wukong: Wow! Shut up!
Tang Priest: You startled me again!
Supreme treasure: the Monkey King, Tang Sanzang?
Guanyin: Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime? You also robbed Xia Zixian's Moonlight Box, obviously avoiding me!
Wukong: Since I can't avoid it, my old grandson will fight with you to the death!
(throwing a box of moonlight)
Tang Priest: What are you doing?
The Moonlight Box flies to the Supreme Treasure, and the Supreme Treasure reaches for it, and the Tang Priest catches it first. )
Tang Priest: Oh, Wukong, you are so naughty! I told you not to throw things, alas, it's wrong to throw things ... alas, why didn't you throw away the stick before you finished? Moonlight box is a treasure,
Littering will pollute the environment. Alas, what should I do if I hit the child? Even if you can't hit children, it's not good to hit flowers and plants!
(Wukong grabs the treasure chest. )
Tang Priest: What are you doing?
Wukong: Let go!
Tang Priest: Do you want it? Do you just want to be clear? I'll give it to you if you want it. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it! No You said you wanted me not to give it to you, and you said you didn't want me to give it.
Here, be reasonable! Now on the count of three, you have to make it clear whether you want it or not. ......
Wukong: I am Kao!
(Knock down the Tang Priest with one punch)
Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!
Wukong: Ha ha ha ha ha! Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day, as if there was a fly all day, hum ... sorry, not one, but a group of flies.
Around you, hum ... um ... um ... fly to your ear, help! Help!
(Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )
Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll pick up the knife again
Fell down, wow! The whole world is clean. Now everyone knows why I killed him!
Tang Priest: Really?
Guanyin: There are many excuses. You don't want to learn western classics at all. No matter how you explain it, you can't forgive your behavior of deceiving your teachers and harming your ancestors!
Tang Priest: Sister, this is all your fault!
Guanyin: Huh?
Tang Priest: Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and decide him when there is evidence?
It's not too late to atone!
Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I've long heard of your verbosity. I didn't expect you to be so verbose! The diamond ring I gave you made you subdue this monkey, but you were useless!
Tang Priest: Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. After wearing it, it is very uncomfortable. I can't sleep all night, it will get me into trouble! Although he is a monkey, you can't be so right.
He, the government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, ah, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship, reasonable in price and innocent, so he briefly introduced me.
Shao, you can order another one!
Wukong: Shut up!
Guanyin: Shut up!
(Wukong and Guanyin reach out and pinch the Tang Priest's neck at the same time. As soon as they pinched Guanyin, they suddenly woke up and quickly withdrew their hands. )
Guanyin: sin, sin!
Wukong: Now do you understand my pain? Answer me!
Wukong hits Guanyin with the box of moonlight, and Guanyin stops him from flying. The Supreme Treasure went to pick it up, and the Tang Priest caught it first. After some fighting, Wukong was surrendered by Guanyin and put into a nectar bottle. )
Guanyin: I'm going to help God today!
Tang Priest: Sister Guanyin, go easy on me! Who is wrong? He is my apprentice at last. Being a teacher is also the responsibility of an apprentice. Please let him live!
Guanyin: I have to kill the Jade Emperor before I can explain to him!
Tang Priest: I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to die with his life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? I beg your understanding, sister, because I have already done so.
I don't want to influence the bad guys to cooperate with the fearless spirit of my Buddha's compassion!
The Tang Priest sits on the ground with his hands folded, and puts the box of moonlight aside. )
Guanyin: Good! Wukong, I hope you can understand your master's spirit of sacrificing his life for righteousness one day.
Tang Priest: (Throwing the staff into the air)
Amitabha!
(The Supreme Treasure rushes to get the Moonlight Box. The staff doesn't hit the Tang Priest, but the Supreme Treasure. The box of moonlight fell to the ground and opened, and a moonlight sent Tang Priest away. )
At dawn the next day, the smashed Supreme Treasure woke up and there was no one around. )
Supreme treasure: huh? Did you dream again? This is a big problem. None of my dreams are good. What about Xia Qing? Never been here before. Xia Qing!
(looking all the way)
In the middle of the night, the Supreme Treasure met Tang Priest who came back from time to time with a box of moonlight. Bajie and Friar Sand also found a master, and Niu Wangmo also came to the Monkey King to ask for the Tang monk's meat, and everyone regarded it as the supreme treasure.
The Monkey King appeased by Guanyin. Niu Wangmo was overjoyed at the arrival of the Tang Priest from the Supreme Treasure. He grabbed the Tang Priest and took the Moonlight Box. )
(The next day, Niu Wangmo held a wedding for Supreme Bao and his sister Xiangxiang, and announced to the Ghost King that he would marry the bride. Bajie and Friar Sand sneaked into the wedding scene in the middle of the night and asked the Supreme Treasure to rescue Master.
Perfunctory. At this moment, Niu Wangmo invited a bride, but it was Xia Zi. )
(It turns out that Xia Zi met the Monkey King shortly after breaking up with Supreme Treasure the night before yesterday, and the latter injured her and snatched the Moonlight Box (maybe she was Xia Qing at that time). Niu Wangmo saved her and fell in love with her at first sight.
Heart. Xia Zi was disheartened by her emotional failure, so she agreed to marry Niu Wangmo. )
A Chinese Odyssey
(9)
Niu Wangmo: Xia Zi, let me introduce my sister and brother-in-law to you. Xiangxiang, good brother! Come on, come on, come here! This is my brother-in-law and this is my sister Xiangxiang!
Xiang Xiang: Miss Xia Zi.
(Xia Zi retaliates with Xiang Xiang, and looks at the Supreme Treasure with a sad look. The Supreme Treasure smiles awkwardly, avoiding each other's eyes. )
Xia Zi: Can you stay here and get married?
Supreme treasure: ok.
Xia Zi: What about your wife?
Niu Wangmo: Wife? Do you two know each other?
(sovereign treasure noncommittally. )
Xiang Xiang: Do you have a wife?
Supreme treasure: divorced.
Xiang Xiang: Why have I never heard you say that?
Niu Wangmo: Hey, sister, it is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. Don't be so nervous. Good brother, wouldn't you say so?
Supreme treasure: (absently)
Right, right!
(Glancing at Xia Zi, he bowed his head in silence)
Niu Wangmo: To tell you the truth, Xia Zi, after two days together, I found that I have fallen in love with you deeply. To show my sincerity to you, I propose to you in front of so many brothers.
Moonlight box is a symbol of my love for you. I hope you can marry me!
(The Supreme Treasure saw the great joy and quickly motioned Xia Zi to accept it with his eyes. Xia Zi just looked at him with bitterness and didn't move. ) toad venom: I object to this marriage!
Niu Wangmo: Huh? what did you say ? /Excuse me?
Supreme treasure: I'll do it! Say what you say, say what you say. She is a perfect match. Is it your turn to oppose this monster?
Toad essence: Xia Zixian's daughter has rules in choosing a spouse. If you can do it, we'll take it orally!
Supreme treasure: What are the rules?
Toad essence: She once swore that if anyone could pull the purple sword out of its sheath, it would be her the only thrill!
Supreme treasure: huh? !
(I didn't expect myself to pull out the purple sword, but I was startled and the purple sword fell out of my arms. )
Demons: Huh? Purple sword!
Niu Wangmo: Let me do it!
Xia Zi: (picks up the sword first)
There is no such thing. This is just a joke I played with everyone.
Demons: Are you kidding?
Xia Zi: It doesn't matter who can draw this sword.
(Say that finish turned and walked to the backyard)
Niu Wangmo: Huh? You bastards, you're messing with my turf. Anyone who tries to stop me will die!
(At this moment, Princess Iron Fan comes. The sovereign treasure took advantage of the chaos to recover to the backyard, and Xiang Xiang saw it in her eyes. )
The Supreme Treasure found Xia Zi in the backyard. )
Supreme treasure: Oh, why are you hiding here?
Suddenly, Xia Zi pulls out his sword and touches the sovereign treasure's throat. )
Voice-over: At that time, the sword was only 0.0 1 cm from my throat, but after a quarter of fragrance, the hostess of that sword would fall in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although Ben
I have told countless lies in my life, but I think this one is the most perfect. ......
Xia Zi: You take one more step and I'll kill you!
Supreme treasure: If you do this, I will die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is nothing.
Too many. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. if
I must put a deadline on this love. I hope so ... ten thousand years!
(The sword falls heavily on the ground, and Xia Zi is moved to tears. )
Xia Zi: So, what will you tell your wife?
Supreme treasure: be sure to explain! So I have to get the Moonlight Box back and take you back to explain it to them. I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that there will be thousands of people in Qian Qian in the future.
I insult, and I bear it alone.
Xia Zi: Are you kidding?
Supreme Treasure: But I hate myself and have no ability to get back the Moonlight Box. I ......
Xia Zi: Let me help you!
Supreme treasure: no, it's too dangerous.
Xia Zi: You don't want to go?
Supreme treasure: think! ......
(At this moment, the cow and Princess Iron Fan come. )
Princess Iron Fan: Hum, what are you doing here?
(The Supreme Treasure and Xia Zi remain silent. )
Princess Iron Fan: Who is she? Let me ask you, who is she?
Niu Wangmo: She ... My dear brother, who is she? Tell me!
Supreme treasure: She ... was my first wife.
Niu Wangmo: Wow! Dear brother, you have gone too far!
(in a low voice)
Good brothers.
Princess Iron Fan: You actually married your sister to him?
Niu Wangmo: So his wife couldn't stand it, so she pointed her sword at him.
Princess Iron Fan: Come with me, I want to ask you something!
(Drag the Supreme Treasure away)
Xia Zi: So you have a wife. ......
Niu Wangmo: The relationship is broken.