1. Wait for him

In Song Dynasty, there were cultivators and plants in the fields. Rabbits touched plants and broke their necks to death. Because they released the thunder, their plants, hoping to get the rabbit back, but the rabbit couldn't get them back, so they were Song.

There was a farmer in Song State, and there was a stump in his field. One day, a rabbit running fast ran into a stump, broke its neck and died. From then on, the farmer gave up his farm tools and waited by the stump every day, hoping to get another rabbit. Rabbits can't be resurrected, but they have become the laughing stock of the Song people.

2. buy a gift and return it to the pearl

Some Chu people sold their pearls to Zheng, which were Mulan's cabinets, smoked with cinnamon, decorated with pearls and jade, decorated with roses, decorated with feathers and breastplates. Zheng Guoren bought the jewelry box and returned the pearls. This can be said to be a best seller, but it is not a good pearl.

There was a businessman in the State of Chu who sold his pearls to people in the State of Zheng. (Jewelry) is packed in wooden boxes, which are made of magnolia trees, smoked with cinnamon peppers, decorated with (exquisite) pearl jade, decorated with beautiful jade and decorated with kingfisher feathers. Zheng's men bought the box, but returned the jewels to the merchant. This can be said to be good at selling boxes, but it cannot be said to be good at selling pearls.

Pull out seedlings and encourage them.

In the song dynasty, there was a man who bowed his head when his seedling was not long, and suddenly came back and said,' I am sick today, and I will help the seedling grow.' His son hurried to see it, Miao was dying.

There was a man in the state of Song who thought that the seedlings were growing too slowly, so he pulled them up one by one. When he got home, he boasted, "I'm exhausted today. I helped the seedlings grow!" When my son heard about it, he rushed to the field and saw that all the seedlings were dead.

make a notch on the side of a moving boat to indicate where one's sword has dropped―take measures without regard to changes in circumstances

There was a man crossing a river in Chu, and his sword fell from the boat into the water. He made a mark on the side of the ship with his sword and said, "This is where my sword fell." . The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The boat can, but not the sword. You won't be confused if you ask for a sword!

A man in the state of Chu crossed the river, and his sword fell from the boat into the water. He quickly carved a mark on the side of the boat and said, "This is where my sword fell." After the boat landed, the man went into the water and looked for the sword along the mark carved on the side of the boat. The ship has gone a long way, but the sword is still in its place and will not go with it. Isn't it silly to find a sword like this?

5. Ye Gong is good at dragons

Lord Ye is a dragon, and all the sculptures in the room are dragons. So Tianlong heard it, peeped at it, and followed it in the hall. Ye Gong saw it, abandoned it, walked away, lost his soul, and the five gods had no master. Ye Gong is not a good dragon, but her husband is like a dragon rather than a dragon.

Ye Gong likes dragons very much. Dragons are carved everywhere in his house. The real dragon in the sky heard that Ye Gong liked it, so he came to visit him at Ye Gong's house. His long tail stretched out in the hall and put his head into the window to look around. When Ye Gong saw the real dragon in the sky, he was terrified out of his wits and turned pale, so he quickly hid. It turns out that Ye Gong likes not real dragons, but fake dragons that are painted, embroidered and carved.

6. Naoko suspects his neighbor

There was a rich man in Song State. Because of the heavy rain, the wall fell down. His son said, "If you don't build it, you must come in." The old man next door said so. That night, as expected, a lot of property was lost. The family was very grateful to Zi Cong, but they suspected that the theft was the old man's next step.

There was a rich man in the state of Song. His wall collapsed because of the heavy rain. His son said, "If we don't build it quickly, thieves will come in." The old man next door said the same thing. (But rich people don't listen. I really lost a lot of property that night. The family admired their son's cleverness, but suspected that the old man next door had stolen it.

Cover your ears and steal the bell

Fan's death, the people have a clock. If you want to go negative, then the clock is too big to go negative; Destroyed by vertebrae, the bell rang. I'm afraid people will smell it and take it away, covering their ears. The wicked smell it, too; Evil is self-loathing, and it is ridiculous.

When Zhi Bo destroyed Fan, a man took the opportunity to steal a bell and prepared to run away with it. However, the clock was too big to carry back, so he hit it with a hammer before carrying it back. The clock made a loud noise. He was afraid that others would take it away when they heard the bell, so he quickly covered his ears tightly. Fear of others hearing the sound of the clock is understandable; But it's too confusing to cover your ears and think that others can't hear you.

8. Looking at plums to quench thirst

When Wei Wu went to war, he lost his way and the army was thirsty. So he said, "There was a big Merlin before, please forgive me. Sweet and sour can quench thirst. " When the foot soldiers smell it, they can get the source with their mouths full of water.

When Cao Cao marched, he couldn't find water for a while, and the soldiers were thirsty. So Cao Cao ordered, "There is a big Merlin in front. Plums are full of branches, sweet and sour, and can quench thirst. " Hearing this, the soldiers all shed saliva. In this way, the troops insisted on walking to the place where there was water in front.

9. Love me, love my dog

When he died, the prince of Wu became emperor, and the world was undecided. Tell the squire to ask Sun,' What should I do?' Taigong said:' I have heard that lovers are also black houses; He doesn't love others, and his spare time. How come? '

After Zhou Wang's death, King Wu felt uneasy. He summoned Jiang Taigong and asked, "What shall we do with the soldiers of the old dynasty when we enter Yindu?" Jiang Taigong said: "I heard that if you love that person, you will also love him, along with the crow on his house;" If you don't like that person, even his fence is disgusting. What do you think, your majesty? "

10. contradictory

Chu people have shields and spears, praising: "My shield is strong and can't sink." He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or: "What if the child's spear gets stuck in the child's shield?" He has the ability to respond. Invincible shields and invincible spears cannot coexist.

A man selling spears and shields in Chu praised his shield and said, "My shield is so strong that no weapon can pierce it." He praised his spear and said, "My spear is very sharp, and there is nothing impenetrable." Someone asked him, "What would happen if you stabbed your shield with your spear?" Men are speechless. An impenetrable shield and a spear that can pierce anything cannot coexist.

1 1 carve a boat for a sword

There was a man crossing a river in Chu, and his sword fell from the boat into the water. He made a mark on the side of the ship with his sword and said, "This is where my sword fell." . The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The boat can, but not the sword. You won't be confused if you ask for a sword!

During the Warring States Period, a Chu man crossed the river by boat. He was careless when the boat reached the middle of the river. Throw the sword you are carrying into the river. He immediately took out a knife and carved a mark on the side of the ship. He said, "This is where my sword fell into the water, so I want to carve a mark."

After the ship landed, the Chu people immediately jumped into the water from the place marked on the ship and caught the fallen sword. After fishing for a long time, there is still no sign of the sword. In fact, how can he find the sword? The boat kept going, but the sword didn't move. It's ridiculous to find a sword like him.

12 Mailu, Zheng Ren

If Zheng people had shoes, they would sit on them first. When they arrived in the city, they forgot to do it. They have shoes, but they say, "I forgot to take them." Instead, it is. The anti-urban strike cannot be realized.

People say, "Why not try? Holden: Holden reliability is better than confidence. 」

Zheng has a man who wants to buy a pair of shoes. He measured his feet first, and then put the measured size on the seat. He hurried to the market and forgot to bring that size. He got the shoes, but said, "I forgot my size." "Go home and get it. By the time he came back, the market had already dispersed, and he finally didn't buy shoes.

Someone asked him, "Why don't you try on the size of your shoes with your own feet?" He replied, "I would rather believe in size than my own feet!" 」

13 chop and change

There were people who were killed in the Song Dynasty, who loved to be killed and raised them in groups. If you can understand the meaning of being killed, you will also win the hearts of the public. Hurt their families and satisfy their desire to be killed. If you are in a hurry, you will be restricted from eating, fearing that the public will not behave. First, you will say, "If you are in harmony with Mao, it will be full." I'm glad I lay down.

During the Warring States Period, there was an old man who raised monkeys in the State of Song. He keeps many monkeys in the yard. After a long time, the old man and the monkey can communicate and talk.

The old man gives each monkey four chestnuts every morning and evening. A few years later, the old man's economy became less and less affluent, but the number of monkeys increased. He wanted to change the number of chestnuts from eight to seven every day, so he discussed with the monkeys and said:

"Starting today, I will give you three chestnuts every morning and four chestnuts as usual at night. I wonder if you agree? "

Hearing this, the monkeys all thought that one was missing in the morning. So one by one began to squeak, shout and jump around, as if reluctant.

The old man saw this situation, hurriedly changed to say:

"Then I'll give you four in the morning and three in the evening. Is that all right? "

The monkeys thought that Xiaomi had changed from three o'clock in the morning to four o'clock, and rolled happily on the ground as before.

14 stealing ear bells

Fan's death, the people have a clock. If you want to go negative, then the clock is too big to go negative; Destroyed by vertebrae, the bell rang. I'm afraid people will smell it and take it away, covering their ears. The wicked smell it, too; Evil is self-loathing, and it is ridiculous.

When Zhi Bo destroyed Fan, a man took the opportunity to steal a bell and prepared to run away with it. However, this clock is too big to carry back. He intends to smash it with a hammer before carrying it back.

Who knows, as soon as it was smashed, the bell made a loud noise. He was afraid that others would take it away when they heard the bell, so he quickly covered his ears tightly.

Fear of others hearing the sound of the clock is understandable; But it's too confusing to cover your ears and think that others can't hear you.

15 Please enter the urn.

Or tell Wenchang Youcheng that Zhou Xing colluded with Qiu, and the Queen Mother ordered him to bow down.

Jun Chen and Fang Xing passed the buck and said Xing Yue said, "What if there are too many prisoners?" Xing said, "This sounds good! Take a big urn, bake it around charcoal and put the prisoner in the middle. Why not? " Shuaichen is a big urn with fire around it. When he came, he said, "There is a push in it. Please come into this urn." Fear, fear, kowtow, crime.

Empress Wu Zetian of the Tang Dynasty appointed a group of brutal officials to suppress those who opposed her. Two of them are the most vicious, one is Zhou Xing and the other is Lai Junchen. They killed many upright civil and military officials and ordinary people by framing, accusing and inhumane criminal laws. On one occasion, a tip-off letter was sent to Wu Zetian, and the content was actually to report Zhou Xing's contact with people for rebellion. Wu Zetian was furious and ordered Lai Junchen to investigate the matter. Zhou Xing was in a hurry. He thought that Zhou Xing was a cunning and treacherous person, and it was impossible for him to tell the truth only by a tip-off. But if I can't find out the result, the queen mother will blame me, and I can't afford it. How to do this? After thinking hard for a long time, I finally came up with a clever plan. He prepared a sumptuous banquet and invited Zhou Xing to his home. Two people, you advised me to drink and talk it over. After three rounds of drinking, Lai Junchen sighed and said, "Brother, when handling cases on weekdays, we often meet some prisoners who refuse to plead guilty. I wonder what my brother can do? " Zhou Xing proudly said: "This is not easy!" Said, and took a sip of his glass. Lai Junchen immediately pretended to be sincere and said, "Oh, please give me advice quickly." Zhou Xing smiled insidiously and said, "You find a big urn, bake it around with charcoal fire, and then let the prisoners in. Do you think there are prisoners who don't confess? " Lai Junchen nodded yes again and again, and immediately ordered someone to bring a big urn to light the charcoal fire around him as Zhou Xing said, and then turned to Zhou Xing and said, "Someone in the palace secretly accused you of rebellion. I was ordered to investigate this matter. Sorry, please ask that person to drill into the urn himself now. " Hearing this, Zhou Xing dropped the glass in his hand, then plopped to the ground and kowtowed again and again, saying, "I'm guilty, I'm guilty, I confess."

Boya is good at playing drums, but Zhong Ziqi is good at listening. Boya Guqin, looking at the mountains in the distance, Zhong Ziqi said, "Well, I am like Mount Tai!" Determined to run water, Zhong Ziqi said, "Good, like a river!" Zhong Ziqi will understand what Boya said. When he died as a child, Boya said that there was no bosom friend in the world, but he broke the piano and never played drums all his life.

16 high mountains and flowing water

Yu Boya, a talented musician, likes to play a song "Mountains and Rivers", but no one can understand it. He plays the piano on the mountain, singing high and low. Finally, one day, a woodcutter who cut wood passed by and understood his mountains and rivers. This man is Zhong Ziqi. Yu Boya's confidant is Zhong Ziqi. They made an appointment to meet two years later, but Zhong Ziqi didn't show up two years later. Yu Boya inquired in many ways to know that Zhong Ziqi had died, so it was impossible to keep the appointment. Yu Boya was heartbroken. He knows that little chef hippo is the only one who can understand his music. Now that the little chef hippo is dead, no one will understand his music any more, so he broke his beloved piano at the grave of the little chef hippo, which also shows his respect and cherish for his bosom friend. This is a story about Boya breaking the piano and thanking her bosom friend. Boya sadly misses her childhood, and people take this opportunity to lament that bosom friends are hard to find.