Don't worry ... the most urgent thing is to be quick. ...
I hate two kinds of people most in my life: one is racist and the other is black.
4. Policeman: Mi Yu, raise your hand
Prisoner: Sir, if I raise my hand, will I be depressed? Well, raise your hand again.
5. A night watchman downstairs: [Why are you out of the street? ]
Guest: [Why don't I go to the left building and talk to you? ]
6. It doesn't matter whether the test score is high or low. The most important thing is not to get a low score!
7. First, there is no speed! Second, not fast enough! Third, it's too slow!
8. "Customer, you must upgrade your download software before downloading our upgraded software. 」
9. Trust me! According to the ball wave, once connected to the system, it will not be connected again. ...
10. You don't want to shut up and talk first. ...
1 1. If the students on the sidelines don't reply, please raise your hand. ....
12. Let fame and fortune drift like clouds, like my life. ...
13. Well, you can bury your eyes first ... follow me, then relax ... and concentrate. ...
14. You teach Zuo Wei ... If you teach Zuo Wei, you should leave me ~ ~
15. Before class, the young lady asked in Cantonese, "Does anyone know how to listen to Cantonese? 」
16. Hello, Huang Sheng. What's your name?
17. "Next pop quiz"
18. You don't have to worry ~ But to be honest ~ Sometimes, something happens, which makes me worry.
19. An exam, examiner: There is "……" at home.
The students stayed in the middle school for five minutes, and the teacher continued: 17 seconds.
20. Did you wake up from the left?
2 1. What will you do after training?
22. Can you breathe through your mouth and inhale through your nose? ...
23. Goodbye ... Fat left and thin left? .
Two fingers are longer than the male, or you will be poor for life.
Procrastinate and eat fast, wriggling to the other side.
It's not a bad mouth, but a little embarrassing.
Sit in a daze and bury a pile in a high-spirited place.
Bo Yibo: Today, I have squandered it.
You are sweet to the distance, you are not in it.
You are like pearls to distance, and distance is like salted fish and grass.
You are infatuated with the distance, which was left when you were an idiot.
It's not the dragon crossing the river, it's not the pork chop without makeup.
Fight, bicycle becomes motorcycle, fight again and again, motorcycle becomes rice shell.
I have a job, and the fruit is called yin gong.
Brothers are like brothers, and wives are like brothers.
If you die, I will hand it over to the real estate enterprise.
In the middle, the fastest promotion.
It is better to drink tea than to dance cha-cha.
Recruiting and accumulating megalomaniacs is more worry-free than others.
Nothing is difficult in the world as long as you are willing to work hard.
People are unhappy when they die, but they are easy to die when they are with Li Zhen.
Men don't roll without money; Men are neither salty nor wet, and the chicken sinus is full of grains.
5 washing is urgent, the most urgent and the fastest.
You look down on me, but at the same time, I don't want to scrape you to death.
Beauty and beauty are provocative at first; Beauty beauty, no lines at the end of eyes; Beautiful, beautiful, how fascinating
If there are too many mistresses, the wife will not have a fixed enterprise; When the wife doubles, the third ratio 10 is 5 times for men, 9 times for rolling, and 10 is 5 times for men.
I don't know luck when I gamble, and I don't know health when I roll.
Shit is tolerable, but urine is intolerable.
I can't give you happiness, but I can definitely make you comfortable.
Drink early, vomit early and leave early.
When you order a pot and a lid, you have to have sex at leisure.
No gambling, no whoring, no air conditioning
Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts.
Win a candy, lose a factory.
Money is not the problem, the problem is money.
Ten mosquitoes and three, drinking idiots.
Leave one leg now, and it will be fine later.
I learned to gamble since I was a child, and my life is getting better and better.
Don't challenge my brick with your pig's head
You are a young man with many spring fish and many eggs.
Even if we can't talk about love in the future, why not camp with him?
For a brother, you can stab both sides, for a woman, you can stab two brothers.
D female good ghost, stripe super evil.
I don't care about waves, I only care about gynecology.
10 There are 3 mosquitoes, and the bigger they are, the bigger they are.
You have your hard work and I have my luxury.