2, Tang Priest: Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!
3. Supreme Treasure: You think I don't know! (pointing to the person next to me) I called you blind. Who embarrassed you? (Turn around) You're still running! (Chasing a dog) Look at you. You are so mean and shameless. How can you come out with me and wander the rivers and lakes?
4. Supreme Treasure: I haven't wanted to sleep for a long time. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. Jingjing can't sleep!
5. Supreme Treasure: I am Kao! I took you there!
6. Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!
Supreme treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first!
7. Girl: I see, you are crazy!
Xia Zi: Then let's start this relationship right away!
9. Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?
Wukong: Wow! Shut up!
Tang Priest: You startled me again!
10, Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death, but there is no sorrow and joy in life and no pain in death. When you know how to sacrifice your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha ...
1 1, Supreme Treasure: Hey, hey, why are you so serious and impulsive?
12, Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
Bodhi: Do you need it?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
Bodhi: Do you need it?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
13, Guanyin: Are you no longer obsessed with worldly things?
Supreme treasure: it doesn't matter, there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. ...
14, Wukong: Ha! I don't care about you, but the ants are still dragging out an ignoble existence, and the gods are doing this to you, so don't do it!
15, people are born by his mother, and demons are born by his mother. If this demon has any humanity, it must be a shemale. ...
16, "Moonlight Box is a treasure, throwing it around will pollute the environment. What if I hit the child? Even if you can't find a child, it's not good to find flowers and plants! "
17, "It's thundering, it's raining, put away your clothes!"
18, "How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
19, "Don't blame the master for whispering; Wear a golden hoop, not afraid of death or trembling; I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings! Sacrifice is worth it. "
20. "Being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. "
2 1, "People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers ... what's your mother's name?"
22. Guanyin: the Monkey King, you beast, you promised the Tathagata to escort your master Tang Sanzang to fetch the Western Classics, but you colluded with Niu Wangmo to eat your master. Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?
The Monkey King: Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights. Because you are a woman, I won't kill you. Don't think I'm afraid of you!
Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?
Wukong: Wow! Don't make noise!
Tang Priest: You scared me again!
Guanyin: You're not afraid of me. Why did you hurt Xia Zixian and take away her moonlight box? I thought you were avoiding me.
Wukong: Since I can't hide, I'll fight you to the death! (Wukong casually throws a box of moonlight and hits the Tang Priest on the head. )
Tang Priest: What?
Wukong: Um ... (ready to start work)
Tang Priest: Ah! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around, but you have to do this ... (Crash, Wukong's stick falls to the ground) You see I'm not finished yet. You threw the stick away again! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. Alas, what should I do if I hit the child? Even if you don't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!
(Wukong grabs the Moonlight Box in Tang Priest's hand)
Tang Priest: What?
Wukong: Let go!
Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, just say what you want to say. How do I know what you want? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……
Wukong: I am Kao! (Wukong punches down the Tang Priest. )
Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!
Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )
Wukong: So I caught the fly, crushed its stomach, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard, heh! Guys, your whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now, everyone understands why I killed him!
Guanyin: Hum! Wukong, you have many excuses and don't want to get the western classics at all!
Wukong: Why talk so much? Fight!
(They started fighting)
Wukong: My grandson is indestructible. I don't care about ten Guanyin.
In another battle, Guanyin put Wukong in a nectar bottle. )
Guanyin: I'm going to help God today!
Tang Priest: Alas! It is also the responsibility of an apprentice to be a master, so please let him go!
Guanyin: I have to kill the Jade Emperor before I can explain to him!
Tang Priest: Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! (Sitting on the ground with his hands folded, throwing his staff into the air) Ina Amitabha! (The staff will kill the Tang Priest. )
Classical lines and quotations from the Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey
Supreme treasure: the night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so neither could you, Jingjing!
Supreme treasure: I am Kao Hua! I took you there!
Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!
Supreme treasure: I was thinking, you should give me a reason to kill me first!
Wukong: My grandson is indestructible. I don't care about ten Guanyin.
In another battle, Guanyin put Wukong in a nectar bottle. )
Guanyin: I'm going to help God today!
Tang Priest: Alas! It is also the responsibility of an apprentice to be a master, so please let him go!
Guanyin: I have to kill the Jade Emperor before I can explain to him!
Tang Priest: Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! (Sitting on the ground with his hands folded, throwing his staff into the air) Ina Amitabha! (The staff will kill the Tang Priest. )
Girl: I see, you are crazy!
Xia Zi: Then let's start this relationship right away!
Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?
Wukong: Wow! Shut up!
Tang Priest: You startled me again!
Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha.
Supreme treasure: Hey, hey, why are you so serious and impulsive?
Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?
Wukong: Ha! I don't care about you, but the ants are still dragging out an ignoble existence, and the gods are doing this to you, so don't do it!
People are born from their mothers, while demons are born from their mothers. If this demon has any humanity, it must be a shemale.
Moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it around will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's not good to hit flowers and plants!
It's thundering, it's raining, put away your clothes!
If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
Don't blame the host for whispering; Wear a golden hoop, not afraid of death or trembling; I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings! Sacrifice is worth it.
Being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are born by their mothers and demons are born by their mothers. What's your name?
Guanyin: the Monkey King, you beast, you promised the Tathagata to escort your master Tang Sanzang to fetch the Western Classics, but you colluded with Niu Wangmo to eat your master. Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?
The Monkey King: Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights. Because you are a woman, I won't kill you. Don't think I'm afraid of you!
Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?
Guanyin: You're not afraid of me. Why did you hurt Xia Zixian and take away her moonlight box? I thought you were avoiding me.
Wukong: Since I can't hide, I'll fight you to the death! (Wukong casually throws a box of moonlight and hits the Tang Priest on the head. )
Tang Priest: What?
Wukong: Hmm (ready to start work)
Tang Priest: Ah! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around, but do it (with a crash, Wukong stick fell to the ground). You see, I'm not finished. You threw the stick away again! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. Alas, what should I do if I hit the child? Even if you don't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!
(Wukong grabs the Moonlight Box in Tang Priest's hand)
Tang Priest: What?
Wukong: Let go!
Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, just say what you want to say. How do I know what you want? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
Wukong: I am Kao! (Wukong punches down the Tang Priest. )
Guanyin: Huh? The Monkey King!
Wukong: Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day, as if there were a fly all day. Well, sorry, not one. Just a swarm of flies buzzing around you. Help! (Wukong falls to the ground and rolls around in great pain. )
Sir Zhong: How dare you come in knowing it's a black shop? Aren't you afraid of sheep entering the tiger's mouth?
Chunsanniang: It is too early to say who is a sheep and who is a tiger. If you are robbers, aren't you afraid that I am the bandit leader?
Second in charge: huh? ! Who the fuck are you ?
(Chunsanniang shows peach blossom marks on her shoulders.
Thirty Niangs in Spring: (Peach Blossom on the Shoulder) Peach Blossoms are too much, nothing grows, money falls to the ground, and people are in danger. Throwing copper coins at everyone's heads made everyone panic.
Supreme treasure: What is Chunsanniang doing in Wuyue Mountain? This demon has always been a treasure. What's the big deal? (Opening your eyes) What are you idiots doing with money on your heads? Put the gun down.
Second in charge: impossible! When money falls, people lose their heads!
Supreme treasure: What did you say? Second in command! (choking the blind man) You are so spineless, how can you be my second husband?
Blind man: Lord, I am not the second in charge. I am blind! He's the second in charge! (referring to the second master)
Second husband: Yes, I am the second husband!
Supreme treasure: You think I don't know! (pointing to the person next to me) I called you blind. Who embarrassed you? (turning around) You're still running!
(Catch up with a dog) Look at you, sneaking around, making a fool of yourself, hairy and putting on airs. How can you come out with me, huh?
Second Master: Master, I'm here!
Supreme treasure: still not showing up? (Looking around blankly)
Girl: I see, you are crazy!
Xia Zi: Then let's start this relationship right away!
Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?
Wukong: Wow! Shut up!
Tang Priest: You startled me again!
Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha.
Supreme treasure: Hey, hey, why are you so serious and impulsive?
Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
Bodhi: Do you need it?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
Bodhi: Do you need it?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
Guanyin: Are you no longer attached to worldly things?
Supreme treasure: it doesn't matter, there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death.
The classic lines of Yue Guang's box
1, the family needs the person you love, otherwise it is a prison.
2. Rose Fairy: Are you discriminating against immortals or are you afraid to love me?
Unification: Who has no courage? In today's world, my favorite things are strawberries, apples and oranges, that's all, no more.
3. All colors: How can bananas grow on bamboo?
Sun Li: This is our fate. Seemingly unrelated, it is actually a string.
Look how sharp the grass is on the ground. In case they hurt you, I will fight hard.
Don't just look at my appearance, in fact, I appreciate it inside.
You are so ugly that I dare to kiss you, and you will know how much I love you.
7. Rose Fairy: Do you know what women want most?
One: marry a rich husband, have dozens of houses, swing around with Lu, go shopping everywhere, drink bird's nest and eat abalone.
Rose Fairy: No matter how beautiful it is outside, the most important thing for a woman is to go home and have a complete home.
All-in-one: Yes, that's right. This is what I like about you. Actually, my family values are very heavy. I always say that I will steal gold and silver jewelry for my wife and toys for my son in the future.
8. Rose Fairy: When I get nervous, my pants get loose.
9. Liu Bei: Zilong, I already have a good idea. Make an alliance with Fanbang, cooperate in the form of sharing accounts, and attack Cao Cao from front to back. He is three and I am seven.
10, charterer: I slap your head off, and you have no money to pay the rent. What kind of soldiers are you practicing and fighting? Liu Beida and Sun Quanmeng, if they don't pay the rent for two days, I will take back the land and build the CBD, understand?
1 1, Bodhi: I tell you, we used to be mountain thieves. What are we afraid of stealing? Only women dare not steal, because there is no way to give it back to others after stealing. (uniform: why? ) My heart is broken, how can I pay it back? Are you scared?
12, uniform: I used to be selfish, too clear about everything, and I only had myself in my heart, thinking that this would do. But in the end, I realized that being together is the most important thing. This is to cherish this moment. Seeing you again today, I won't give up. I'm terminally ill, and so are you.
13, the Rose Fairy played by Sun Li falls in love with the all-in-one machine, but the all-in-one machine wants money instead of color. You ran after me and came to a bamboo forest (the scene is similar to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon), and suddenly a string of "bamboo bananas" fell from the sky. The all-in-one machine was furious and said, "How can bananas grow on bamboo?" Sun Li replied: "This is our fate. It seems irrelevant, but it is actually a string. " .
14, take Adou to Cao Ying and shout: Master! Cao Cao said, how do I know this dou is not a bug, or a urinal? ...
15, do you discriminate against immortals or dare not love me?
16, and Zhou Yu played by Bo Huang also has an amazing line. He said, "Every man has a bitch in his heart."
17, Li Lizhi: I'm going to a place called America, nicknamed the Green Hornet!
18, Cao Cao: Give him (Zhao Zilong) three dozen milk powders. Do you know what brand this is?
19, Sun Li: "I will give myself to you first like a suckling pig, please enjoy it.".
20. Zheng Zhongji: You have seen through all this. Next time I'll pretend to be a piece of shit and see how you learn. Jason Wu: General, defecation is not difficult to learn, but urination is difficult to learn.
13, Sun Li: Love is like durian, which is hard to swallow at first.
14, old-fashioned dare to come out, it is not only spectacular, but also heroic.
Zheng Zhongji: Look how sharp the grass is on the ground. If they hurt you, I will fight hard.
Zheng Zhongji: I don't want to see you for a minute.
17, Zheng Zhongji: A family needs people who love you, otherwise it is a prison.
18, Sun Li: When I get nervous, my pants get loose.
Zheng Zhongji: Blinking is my job.
Zheng Zhongji: The earth is in danger!
Wang's classic lines
At the age of 6, he starred in the independent film "Blind Well" and won the Golden Horse Award for Best Newcomer and the Best Actor Award in French and Thai Film Festival. After that, he participated in many TV dramas and won the Double Golden Eagle Award for "Soldier Assault", which was deeply loved by the audience for its grounded image. In 20xx, Wang brought his new work "Hello! Mr. Shu won the Best Actor Award and the Asia-Pacific Film Award in Russian, American, new york and Italian film festivals, becoming the first leading actor born in 1980s. A big boy from the countryside came into our life in this way, and his silly and naive performance made us remember such a big boy quickly.
1. Every little thing he does is like grabbing at a straw. In the end, you find that he has hugged a towering tree.
I knew you were a braggart, a loser, a wimp, a dog's tail grass, a smelly wax gourd, a pig with green onions in his nose, and an elephant!
3. You are absolutely right! Yao Ming is a strong man, born with a bear look!
I won a van in the lottery. Boss, let me drive! We'll never get there if you drive! Okay, don't be nervous. I'm talking to you. I have been driving a tractor for many years. It's okay. Xu zhēng: Then can you release the handbrake?
This is a glorious and arduous task. Of course, the glory lies in the dullness, and the difficulty lies in the length.
Boss, you should eat some green onions ... aphrodisiac ... Xu zhēng: Eat, eat, green onions are all yours. Let's eat chicken. Let's eat chicken. Xu zhēng: Eat, eat green onions before eating chicken!
7. No, I found that there is still a spiritual gap between us and we can't communicate. Wait for her to grow up again, and let's call it a day.
8. Boss, I sprained my ankle. I'll help you with your luggage. Please carry me! Boss, look how yellow the water in the Yellow River is! Xu zhēng: Brother, that's the Yangtze River!
9, people can't live too comfortably, too comfortable will cause problems.
10, the general comes out, and the first one comes out. This prestige and courage are more important than how many troops you have.
1 1. Can the plane stop when flying in the sky? Xu zhēng: In case of heavy fog and snow, I won't fly if I cancel my flight! If only we were caught in foggy weather. Announcer: The plane can't land because of the heavy snow at Changsha Airport. Now the plane is ready to return. Please forgive me. Xu zhēng: A crow's mouth!
12, the biggest feature of a fool is that he thinks he is the cleverest and everyone else is a fool.
13, there is a big thunder in the sky and two thunder on the ground. Clear sky thunderbolt, a vigorous battle.
14, shall I stand or get the ticket? Ground crew: All planes need tickets.
15. Is there anyone in the world who can drink? Don't! Only those who can handle it.