Everyone believes him, because he never misses, and even the queen's cat catches a cold with her tongue. But this time, the problem is: as long as the old king rules, the country will have no monarch for one day. What can we do? The old king said, "What an ancient brain! I'll just pick anyone and let him be! " The old king opened the population book a little, and the lucky one was born ―― Li Daqi of Fairy Tale Primary School, the new king! It happened that Li Daqi got "exam sickness" after going to school for too long. The doctor said that being king is the best prescription to treat "exam disease".
Daqi swarmed into the palace. His secretary, Miss Clever, ran around him, constantly conveying cautions: "As a king, you can only give three orders a day.
This is written into the laws of the kingdom. For specific terms, please refer to line 39 on page 6758 of the Kingdom Code ... "Daqi waved," I see, now I am the king! " Miss Smart stepped down with discretion. So the flag issued the first order-the class time was changed to 10 second, and the class time was 55 minutes! Wow, this is really the dream of all students! Now the class at school is like this-as soon as the bell rings, the teacher rushes into the classroom, "class!" " "The monitor shouted' Stand up' and the students all stood up.
The teacher said, "Hello, classmates!" The student replied, "Hello, teacher!" "Please sit down." The teacher said that, turned around and wrote the topic on the blackboard.
At this time, the students shouted: "Ten, nine, eight, seven ... three, two, one!" " "Ding, the bell rang, and the teacher hasn't finished writing the topic of this class yet. I really enjoyed this recess. First, the students watched the birds fall in love on the tightrope, then watched the clouds in the sky change from a horse to a banana, and then from a banana to a dinosaur-looking down at their watches: Hey, there are still 30 minutes left! " "Well," suggested the tall and fat classmate, "shall we have a football match?" "Anyway, there is plenty of time, and the students all agree.
So everyone took the football to the playground and you came and went, shouting loudly. After playing for twenty minutes, everyone went back to the classroom exhausted and sweaty.
But there are still ten minutes. What should we do? Many students are looking forward to class, but the teachers are very disciplined. They won't come until the bell rings. "Let's have a * * *," Zhao said. "I want to climb the tree and dig the bird's nest!" There is a towering tree next to the playground. Its trunk is straight and taller than the teaching building.
The bird's nest is firmly tied to the top of the tree, about three stories high. Zhao's skill of climbing trees is really not so good. He managed to climb slowly into the middle of the tree.
After a sweat, he turned around and waved smartly ―― it's broken, one hand can't hold it! Daniel suddenly fell down! "Ah-!" The female student exclaimed. Bang! Fortunately, it fell halfway and was blocked by branches.
Daniel was dangling from the twig, which was about to break ... At this critical moment, the teachers finally appeared. One teacher rushed into the office to call for help, and other teachers gathered under the tree to get ready to go forward.
Before long, the fire brigade arrived. Several players skillfully climbed the tree and saved Zhao Niuda, who was pale ... "What's wrong with you? You will go crazy without a teacher! " The teacher said angrily.
Daniel is very wronged, people are scared to death, and you come to teach others a lesson! However, during the second break, he ran to find King Li Daqi, because Daqi was his deskmate. "Banner, the teacher bullied me!" Daniel was moved by himself and couldn't help crying.
Daqi lost his temper when he heard it. Hum, these adults are really outrageous! So Daqi gave the second order-no one is allowed to take care of the children, otherwise, he (she) will be fanned against the wall! This order is unusual, and it can't be issued without imagination! With this command, children can play safely. Big Fat and Daniel go shopping and throw waste paper on the ground.
An old man wearing a red armband came over. "Why don't you pay attention to hygiene, huh?" He stared. "Pick it up for me and throw it in the trash can ..." Before the old man finished, two pieces of ointment flew in from nowhere and slammed a big fork in his mouth. The old man was wondering when there was another strong wind blowing on the flat ground, which rolled him up and slapped him on the wall.
Grandpa can't move. "Hey, great!" The fat man clapped his hands. "Let's go somewhere else to play!" They came to a tall building, the roof of which was covered with blue glass, reflecting the sunlight into various colors.
"It's beautiful," said Daniel. "Let's throw a stone and see who throws it high." "Well, you must lose!" Scratching. Daniel and Big Fat smashed a lot of glass with stones.
The building security guard came running, "Hey, you two little guys ..." Shh! The security guard's mouth was sealed with ointment. The security guard was about to tear the ointment when a whirlwind blew and the security guard patted the ointment on the upside-down wall.
"Ha, that's interesting!" Daniel said, "Let's do something new, such as robbing a bank." "This ....." Big fat hesitated. "I'm afraid ..." "What are you afraid of? No one can control us! " The fat man thought so, too, so he followed Daniel straight to the bank.
At the same time, other students have similar ideas ―― some students say, "Let's play poker in the middle of the road." . "Anyway, the police uncle dare not take care of us." "Let's make a movie and let adults pay. Who dares not listen? " "Let's let the lions and tigers in the zoo go. What a pity to be locked in a cage! " "Let's ..." The children had too many ideas. After half an hour, the whole kingdom was turned upside down by them.
King Li Daqi finally couldn't sit still. He ran into the street and shouted at the disruptive children, "You live for me ..." Before he finished, his mouth was slammed shut. With a bang, he was stuck on the wall. The children were frightened at first sight. Li Daqi is the king! Too many of their cooks slowly removed the flag and helped him tear off the ointment with a big fat voice. The flag grinned with pain.
"Too, too, too outrageous!" Daqi's mouth is numb. "I think ..." Daqi was about to give the third order, Cong.
2. The funniest composition of the king is 300 words. It is the most interesting king.
Once upon a time, there was a king. He has a queen. The queen gave birth to a little prince. The prince likes playing very much. Later, the old king died and the little prince became the new king. On his first day in office, he gave himself a title: It's best to play king.
The funniest thing is that the king was in big trouble soon after he took office. There are too many documents that need his seal, but he came up with an unparalleled good idea. He ordered someone to make another identical chapter, and then glued the two chapters to the sole and stepped on a document. Within half an hour, all the documents were stamped. How fun and interesting!
The king likes hot chocolate very much, so he ordered someone to make a hot chocolate pool, which is also a big hot spring pool. It's best to play in the king's office, and often come here to soak in hot springs and drink hot chocolate. Very, very comfortable. What a special idea this is!
The funniest king later came up with many fantastic ideas. He is really the funniest king!
Once upon a time, there was a king. He was lazy all day and did nothing but leave things to the servants, so he became very fat, as fat as a ball.
One day, a man came to his king. This man looks strange. His pointed nose is like a pyramid, and there is a big mouth on his inverted triangle face. If there were no ears in the way, I'm afraid he would laugh at the back of his head. This man is not an ordinary person. He can realize his wish, but only if he has to lose 50 years of life and promise him a wish. When the king heard the news, he immediately invited him into the palace and let him realize a wish for himself.
After the man came to the palace, the king quickly welcomed him and sent his servants to do this and that. How is he? Because he is too fat, he can only sit in a chair. The king said to him, "Let's not beat around the bush. I'll tell you directly. As for me, I want a golden mountain. Say whatever you want. " The man said, "What about your life span of fifty years and all your wisdom?" The king thought for a moment and said, "Yes." The man said, "As long as you add half of your kingdom, you can get three golden mountains. Think about it. " The king nodded without thinking. They signed the contract, and if they go back on their word, the man will die a natural death. Of course, that man got the king's wisdom, longevity and half the country, but the king got three golden mountains, all of which were taken away because he became a fool. Since then, the king has nothing, and finally starved to death in the streets, and no one cares.
What does this story tell us? Just don't be too greedy, or you will be like a king. Students, are we greedy people?
4. Write a sequel to the lost forest kingdom. Ministers were worried when they saw the king collapsed on the throne and the king of the forest who was about to disappear. He said to the king, "Your Majesty, don't worry, let's try to remedy it quickly!" "
The king said weakly, "Hey, the old king is right." The forest is our protector. I really shouldn't have ordered deforestation. "After that, I left tears of regret.
Ministers persuaded the king: "To err is human. It's not too late to mend. "
The king braced himself and called his ministers to discuss state affairs.
After the collective discussion of the king and ministers, everyone agreed that it is necessary to plant trees quickly and restore the virgin forest kingdom as soon as possible.
The king ordered the guards to put up notices calling on Qi Xin to cooperate in planting trees, flowers and grass. Find the missing king of the forest The king also resumed the old king's special order: "No one is allowed to cut down trees indiscriminately."
The news spread to every corner of the forest kingdom, and everyone immediately took action and began to plant trees.
The king stepped down from the throne and led his ministers to personally clear sand dunes, reclaim land and plant saplings. People were very satisfied with the king's behavior, and the news passed from mouth to mouth. Finally, those who had left their homes returned to their homes and planted trees with the king.
The two work best together. A year passed, the sand dunes disappeared and the saplings all lived. Two years later, the king of the forest can see green trees everywhere, and occasionally he can hear a few birds singing.
Many years later, the monsters saw that the forest king had no place for them and ran away. The forest kingdom is quiet again. There are lush trees everywhere. Little monkeys jump around in the forest, little rabbits haunt in the grass, and birds stand on the branches and sing. The people have lived a good life of living and working in peace and contentment, and life is full of laughter.
Everyone seems to have forgotten the disappearance of the king of the forest. Only on the "warning sign" next to the king's throne, the king's special decree is clearly written: "The forest is our protector, and no one can violate it! Never forget for generations! "
5. The composition of fairy tales limits the three roles of king, tin soldier and brainless. People think that every fox in the world is cunning. There is a fox named Coke who is very dissatisfied with people's misunderstanding and thinks that the bamboo pole overturned the boat. So, Coke is going to do a good thing.
At that time, the human king was very cunning, and because of this, people misunderstood the fox. Coca-cola is ready to rebel against the fox kingdom.
Coke frequently collects information about people's previous resistance to the king. It wants to learn the technology of human attacking the king, find a sparrow who knows martial arts, express his great ambition, and ask to teach him martial arts and be his general. Sparrows are popular, as promised.
A month later, Coke went home to learn martial arts. He said loudly, "foxes, you have been bullied by the king." Now, I have learned martial arts and come back. " I intend to attack the castle, kill the king and avenge you. Would you? "The sound of coke attracted thousands of foxes.
The sound of coke has just reached the ears of the king of mankind. The king became angry and ordered hundreds of tin soldiers to kill them. Xibing thought that he had made this great contribution, not only had a lot of gold, silver and jewels, but also was sure to rise to the third level, and immediately went to kill them.
Coke that has learned martial arts can be used against one hundred, not to mention thousands of ordinary people behind him. What is the difference? Soon, the foxes defeated the imperial guards and attacked the castle.
The common people have suffered from the king before. Now, they are attacking the castle and just want to kill the king. They never asked for their own penis first, and hundreds of tin soldiers were killed. Within half a day, the castle was captured.
The king was also killed.
From then on, people know the behavior of human kings now and look at foxes with new eyes.
6. The funniest king writes a 200-word composition. The boastful emperor likes beautiful new clothes and wears them every day regardless of state affairs. When Medaldo, his clothing minister, was unable to meet the emperor's demand for new clothes, but his wife cornered him, he happened to meet two couples who claimed to be the best tailors in the country. They boast that Haikou can make the most perfect clothes in the world, saying that the clothes they make have the most magical functions-stupidity and incompetence.
The emperor put on his unique virtual new clothes, and as a result, he made a fool of himself and made a sensation throughout the country. No one exposed the lies or even boasted.
Finally, a naive child exposed the lie in one sentence and ended the farce. In a happy atmosphere, let children realize that liars are shameful and sincerity is precious. They should be brave enough to expose lies and face their true thoughts.
7. A king who loves to be picky about food.
Once upon a time, there was a king who led his army to fight. One night, when the king was resting, he heard the noise outside and ran out to have a look. The soldiers and horses all escaped. The king asked a soldier, "What's the matter, so noisy?" The queen stammered, "Big … Your Majesty, you … Look, the moon … has been eaten!" " "The king looked up and saw that the moon had been eaten, but as soon as he bowed his head, the soldiers had already gone outside the cloud nine. The king stayed in the palace until his death. His suicide note reads: There is a vicious dog eating the moon in the sky. This idea has been abandoned by people in society.
The sun has changed.
The sun has been bitten off by a small bite, then by a big bite, and finally turned into a curved willow leaf. At noon, the sun is orange, the color is close to dusk, the weather temperature drops, and a strong wind blows.
Eclipse principle
When the moon orbits the earth, it will always travel between the earth and the sun, so the sun can't shine on the earth completely, because the moon will block the sun and form an eclipse.
harvest
I finally know why there is a solar eclipse. I want my parents to help me buy an astronomical telescope and see interesting things in space.