On a dark, windy and gloomy night in a month, I am the supreme treasure, and you are Bai Jingjing. Wonderful love begins with this fire on the bridge.

You can stab me to death, but there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Lament amitabha

I thought of this, so I'm going to show her one of your keepsakes. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and so on do you have? ...

Wow! Immortal again! Hey, why did you say "again"?

Ha! I don't care about you, but the ants are still dragging out an ignoble existence, and the gods are doing this to you, so don't do it!

Then let's all start this relationship right away!

Do you understand that I am no longer a fairy? I only understand one thing: it's so painful to love someone!

You lied! You dare not kiss me because you still like me. I tell you, if you refuse me this time, you will regret it for the rest of your life!

What's your mother's name?

Who said I was cross-eyed? I only focus on one thing to change my previous view of things!

Hey! I now solemnly declare that everything in this mountain is mine, including you!

You only get my body, not my soul. I already have a lover, and we won't have a result. Please let me go!

It's been a long night and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turns out Jingjing can't sleep either!

My lover is a world hero. One day, he will step on colorful clouds to marry me. Guess the front, but can't guess the ending. ...

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just want to cooperate with you, because you are too impulsive. Although I am not a gentleman, I will not take advantage of people's danger!

I used to call her Britney Spears when watching the moon with me. Now the new girl is better than before, and her name is Mrs. Niu!

This guy talks a lot about his mother-in-law, just like flies, hum … Sorry, it's not just one, it's a bunch of flies buzzing around you.

You wear this makeup and call yourself the Monkey King? Give some professionalism! Those hairs are split, and they look like they are wearing two pieces of rice cakes on their heads. It costs money to go out and make a living!

People and goblins are born by their mothers, different people are fucking people, and demons are fucking demons.

Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you! If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

If one day I can't help asking you, you must lie to me. No matter how reluctant you are, don't tell me that you never liked me.