Dong Fangshuo (formerly 154- formerly 93)

The word "Man Qian" used to hate people in the times (now the northeast of Shandong Huimin). Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was a humorous minister and writer who was good at Ci and Fu. In the early days of Emperor Wudi's accession to the throne, people who were virtuous, upright and literate were widely accepted. Scholars and Confucian scholars all over the world have written to apply for jobs. Dong Fangshuo also wrote a letter to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. It cost three thousand pieces of bamboo slips when writing, and only two people can afford it. It took Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty two months to finish it. In his self-recommendation, he said, "I lost my parents in Dong Fangshuo when I was a teenager, and I grew up with the support of my brother and sister-in-law. I didn't study until I was thirteen, and I studied very hard. I have read enough literature and history books for three winters. At the age of fifteen, he learned fencing; at the age of sixteen, he learned poetry and read 220,000 words. /kloc-at the age of 0/9, he learned Sun Wu's art of war and manipulation of war, and learned the use of various weapons and the drums of soldiers advancing and retreating in battle. I also read 220,000 words in this book, totaling 440,000 words. I admire Lutz's brave words. Now I am twenty-two years old and nine feet three inches tall. His eyes are bright, like bright beads, and his teeth are white and neat, like arranged shells. He is as brave as Mencius, as agile as Qing Ji, as frugal as Bao Shu, and as loyal as Wei Sheng. I am such a person, enough to be the minister of the son of heaven! Chen Shuo took the death penalty and then worshipped. " Emperor Wu read Dong Fangshuo's boastful recommendation, praised his spirit and ordered him to stay in the bus department. There was not much salary and green clothes, and he was not summoned by Emperor Wu. After a while, he was dissatisfied with his present situation. During a day's trip, I saw a dwarf and threatened him: "Your time has come! The dwarf asked him why, and he said, "It's useless for a dwarf like you to live in the world. You can't farm, you can't be an official and govern the people, and you can't go to the front with weapons. People like you are not good for the country, just living in the world and wasting food, so now the emperor will kill you all. The dwarf burst into tears after hearing this. Dong Fangshuo said to him, "Don't cry for a while. Here comes the emperor. Here he comes, you should kowtow and apologize. "After a while, Emperor Wu rode by, and the dwarf cried and bowed. Emperor Wu asked, "Why are you crying?" The dwarf said, "Dong Fangshuo said the emperor would kill us short people!" " Emperor Wu asked Dong Fangshuo why he said this. Dong Fangshuo replied, "Chen Shuo would say that when he was alive, and he would say that when he died. The short man is only over three feet long, with a bag of rice and 240 yuan. I am more than nine feet tall, but I only got a bag of rice, including 240 yuan. The dwarf was so full that I panicked. Your majesty is looking for talents. If you think I'm right and you're a talented person, please use me again. If you are not a talent, come back to me and don't let me waste food here. " The emperor smiled and appointed him to be summoned by the Golden Horse Gate, so that he would have more opportunities to meet the emperor. One day, Emperor Wu was playing in the palace. He put a gecko under the bowl and let the ministers guess what it was. Ministers cannot guess. Dong Fangshuo stepped forward and speculated, "It's a dragon, right? It has no horns; It is a snake, but it has feet. It will crawl on the wall. Either a gecko or a quadruped snake! The emperor agreed and gave him ten pieces of satin. Let him guess again and again, he can guess and get a lot of rewards. Unconvinced, You Guo, the pet housekeeper around Emperor Wu, put a leaf with fungus and cheese under the basin for him to guess. If he guessed correctly, he was willing to accept 100 yuan. Dong Fangshuo said, "Raw meat is called bacon, and better meat is called bacon. "The parasitic thing born on the tree is called Zhi mushroom, which is under the pot." Hearing this, he guessed it again. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked someone to beat Mr. Guo Scheeren one hundred times. Mrs. Guo was beaten with a scream. Dong Fangshuo said again, "Duh! There is no hair on my mouth, my voice screams, and my ass is stuck for a long time. " Mr. Guo said angrily, "Dong Fangshuo dares to laugh at the close minister around the emperor and should be sentenced to abandon the city." Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked Dong Fangshuo, "Why did you laugh at him?" Dong Fangshuo said: "I didn't laugh at him, I just made a riddle with him!" " Emperor Wu said, "What is a riddle?" Dong Fangshuo said, "That hairless mouth is a dog hole. The voice is Wu feeding his Xiao Wu, with a high ass and a crane pecking. Mr. Guo was still unconvinced and said, "I'll ask him another riddle." If he can't guess, he will also be beaten. Then he made a riddle in homophonic: "Ling Hu, the old white rabbit, eyah, eyah." What is this? Dong Fangshuo thought for a moment and said, "An order is an order. Pot is a tool for holding things; Ostriches have irregular teeth; Old age is people's respect for him; White is a ghost house; Tu, is a slowly soaked road; Easy to have, uncertain; Oh, it's two dogs fighting. " All the riddles written by Mr. Guo Sheren failed him Ministers were amazed at Dong Fangshuo's quick thinking and humor. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also liked him very much and appointed him as the assistant minister. One day, it was hot, and Liang Wudi ordered officials to come to the palace to get meat. After waiting for a long time, the meat distributor came back. Dong Fangshuo drew his sword and cut a large piece of meat. He said to his colleagues, "Today is dog days, and the meat is perishable. Please take it back quickly!" The next day, Emperor Wu said to Dong Fangshuo, "Yesterday, you gave me meat. Why didn't you cut the meat and go home without waiting for the imperial edict? Why? You should criticize yourself! " Dong Fangshuo said, "Come back! Come back! Why is it so rude to wait for the imperial edict? Draw your sword and cut the meat, how can you be so brave! Don't cut too much, why be so frugal! Take it home and show it to Xijun (wife and concubine). Why are you so kind? After hearing this, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said, "If you want to criticize yourself, you must praise yourself! "I also gave him a stone of wine and one hundred pounds of meat. He took them home in memory of his wife. Emperor Wu likes traveling incognito and hunting at will. He often leads the Guards to Huangshan Mountain in the west, Changyang Palace in the south and Yichun Palace in the west. I took a group of martial arts riders along the way. They hunt deer on horseback, chase foxes and rabbits, and even fight bears with their bare hands. During the hunting, the cavalry trampled on the crops and the people complained bitterly. It was suggested that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty build a royal garden. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty ordered Qiu Shouwang and others to design a large area of land from the south to Epang Palace, the east to Yiguo Palace and the west to Yichun Palace for hunting and rest. In order to build a garden with such a large piece of land, Dong Fangshuo wrote to urge Emperor Wu. He said: "If you build such a garden gate, it will destroy the pond and water environment. Invaded the fertile land of the people. This is useless to the country and the people. This is the first reason why it can't be built. Secondly, it destroyed people's graves and demolished people's houses, leaving people in come to a bad end with no shelter. Third, to build such a garden, we have to run with horses and things, travel north and south with cars, and dig deep ditches and canals. This is a waste of people and money, and you must never damage your majesty's supreme holy name with a day's pleasure. "Dong Fangshuo's admonition in Shanglinyuan is really touching. After reading and playing Shu, Emperor Wu appointed him as a doctor in Taizhong and gave him a hundred Jin of gold. However, Liang Wudi built the Shanglin Garden as I played by King Qiu Shou. Zhao Pingjun, the son of Princess Si Long, is a luxurious and dissipated dude. He married An Gongzhu, the daughter of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. His mother was afraid of making trouble and committing crimes after her son's death, so she took out 1000 pounds of gold and money in advance and gave it to the government to atone for her son. After the death of Princess Dragon, his son became more and more overbearing. One day, he drunk and killed the servant around Princess Yi 'an, and was officially detained. Because he is a relative of the country, he can't be punished casually, so Ting Wei handed him over to Emperor Wu for disposal. The ministers around Emperor Wu pleaded for him and said, "His mother gave him a sum of money to atone for his sins, and your majesty also agreed. "Emperor Wu said," My poor sister had this son when she was very old and entrusted it to me before she died. " Said to see tears. After a while, he dried his tears and said, "The law was made by the first emperor. If my sister broke the rules of the first emperor, how could I have the face to enter the ancestral temple of Emperor Gao! How to get to the Lebanese people? So he approved the punishment for his nephew, and at the same time Emperor Wu began to cry sadly. At this moment, Dong Fangshuo raised a glass and said, "I heard that Holy King Kevin·Z rewarded his enemies and punished them regardless of their flesh and blood. Now your majesty follows the old adage, so millions of people all over the world can get their places. This is an honor for the whole world. Today, I hold this cup of wine and propose a toast to the emperor, risking my life to bid farewell to Long Live and Long Live! Emperor Wu said to him, "The ancient book says,' Speak when you should, so that people won't hate him'. Is it time for you to serve birthday wine today? Dong Fangshuo said: "I heard that happiness is excessive and yang is overflowing; If grief is excessive, Yin Qi should be reduced. When yin and yang change, the mood will move; Smart, scattered, evil spirits take advantage of it. The best thing to get rid of troubles is wine. Therefore, I offer birthday wine to show your majesty's justice and relieve your grief. I don't understand taboos, and the crime should be said to die! " At this time, Dong Fangshuo drank too much cheese and peed in the temple. Ministers dismissed him for "disrespect" and demoted him to Shu Ren. Later, he was summoned to the official department. Because of positive countermeasures, he served as a corps commander and gave a hundred silks. Princess Guantao, the aunt of Emperor Wudi, is also called Dou Taizhu. After her husband Hou died, she was widowed for many years and was in her fifties. A woman who sells jewelry often takes her 13-year-old son Yan Dong to her house. Dong Yan was very beautiful, so Dou Jiande kept him around and taught him how to shoot arrows. By the time he was eighteen, he was already a handsome boy. When he went out with Dou Taizhu, he took the reins and waited on one side when he went in. The whole capital knows his relationship with Dou Taizhu, and they all call him Dong Jun .. One day, Emperor Wu visited Dou Taizhu's house, and the princess was very excited and cooked for herself. Emperor Wu sat down and said to his aunt, "I hope to see your master." Dou Taizhu drew Yan Dong out. I saw Dong Pin wearing a green hat and gloves, following the princess and saying to Emperor Wu, "I, a dear princess, risked my life to worship the emperor!" " ! Emperor Wu saw that he was very beautiful and liked him very much. He gave him many things and called him a "master". From then on, Yan Dong often fought, hunted and played football with Emperor Wu. Due to the increasingly close relationship with Emperor Wu, Dong's employment became famous in one fell swoop, and everyone in Beijing knew it. One day, Liang Wudi hosted a banquet in the Xuan room for Dou Taizu and Dong Yan. When they were about to enter the propaganda room, Dong Fangshuo stopped them with a halberd and said to Emperor Wu, "Yan Dong has three charges to kill: he served the princess privately in the name of a minister, which is the first capital crime. It is the second sin to corrupt men's and women's morality, confuse marriage etiquette, and hurt the king first; In the prime of life, Your Majesty should focus on the Six Classics, pay attention to the affairs of kings, admire Tang Yu's administration and respect the teaching of three generations. However, Dong Yan doesn't know how to convince students according to the classics. Instead, it emphasizes luxury, calling it luxury, trying to enjoy the joy of dogs and horses, and is extremely eager to hear and see. This is a national thief and a great harm to society. This is his third article. After listening to this, Emperor Wu kept silent. After a while, he said, "I have arranged a banquet. Let's change it next time!" Dong Fangshuo said, "No, Xuan Shi is the main hall of the late king. You can't discuss legitimate state affairs, so you can't go in! It is in this way that promiscuity is gradually eliminated. Don't make it into such a situation: Marten taught Huan Gong to commit fornication, and later, after all, he became a victim with Yiya; Qing's father died in Ju 'an, and Lu was at peace. If Cai is destroyed, the same room will be safe. Emperor Wu listened and said, "Yes." Then he closed the banquet in the propaganda room and put it in. Dong hired him to go in from East Sima Gate, which was later renamed East Corner Gate. Give Dong Fangshuo 30 Jin of gold. From then on, Dong Yan gradually fell out of favor and died at the age of thirty. A few years later, Mrs Yan died, and Dong Yan was buried with her in Baling. Dong Fangshuo is still a writer. His prose is titled "Difficult to Answer Guests". Suppose the guests ask the author a difficult question and mock his "knowledge and wisdom", but it is difficult to compare with Su Qin and Zhang Yi. Then he argued, "It's all the same time, it's all the same time!" " ! During the Warring States Period, the princes contended, "Those who gain scholars are strong, and those who lose scholars are dead." Those who were talking and talking had a prominent position, but now the world is unified and the court holds the power of employing people. There is no difference between virtuous and immoral. It expresses the sense of oppression of intellectuals under the unified situation of the Han Dynasty, and exposes the reality that the rulers arbitrarily suppress talents, leading to the distinction between wisdom and stupidity. The work takes the form of satire and is full of grievances. His other article, On the Existence of a Gentleman, expresses the feeling of "difficult to talk" under the guise of the existence of a gentleman, and is also a work to express the feelings of a talented person. Dong Fangshuo's prose is most famous for the above two essays. Existing works 18, of which "Seven Suggestions" and "Difficult to Answer a Guest" are the most famous. Seven remonstrations uses Qu Yuan's life experience to write his own misfortune and express his sincerity to the monarch. It is difficult to answer a guest, which explains the trick of the autocratic monarch to fool his subordinates in a funny tone, reflecting the political chaos at that time. Although neither article has a title. In fact, it is a fu body. Fairy Tales and Ten Stories in the Sea are called Dong Fangshuo, but they are actually false.

Another feature of Dong Fangshuo in history is lewdness. He must marry a wife every year, and all the money given to him by the emperor is regarded as a dowry.

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Zhufuyan is a controversial figure in history, and Dong Fangshuo is recognized as a wise man.

; "In the past, there were fierce things in the East, but in the future, there were good things in the Lord", which was said by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty on TV. Historically, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty did not say so, and it is impossible to say so, because his father Yan was at least two years older than him.