02. "What do you think of the so-called goddess on the Internet now?" "Like instant noodles, the picture doesn't match the real thing!"
I chased the goddess for a long time, and this time she finally agreed. The goddess asked me how I felt, and I said it felt a little incredible. She said, I don't believe you pinched my face. Yes, and then I woke up.
04. Except Tomb-Sweeping Day, people in China can regard all festivals as Valentine's Day!
05. It is not a local tyrant who buys an iphone, but a local tyrant who buys me an iphone.
My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent her plain photo to my circle of friends. Sure enough, she not only took the initiative to contact me, but also vowed to say to me: "I am not finished with you!" "
07.？ "Who will you save first when an English teacher and a Chinese teacher fall into the river?" "Throw the math teacher down!"
08. What is loneliness? That is, the phone bill of 50 yuan has been used for three months, and it has not been used up ... three months!
09. "Dad, tell me the story of you and mom." "I don't know why your mother took a fancy to me. After buying vegetables that year, I passed a gold jewelry store and went in to watch the fun. Your mother is doing sales in it, so I asked, how much is this thing a catty ... "
10. "Why do people like to take off their shirts when they fight in groups?" "If everyone takes off their pants, the atmosphere will be a bit strange!"
1 1. "Is your emotional path not smooth?" "Very smooth, there is no one along the way!"
12. The class teacher said, "If you want to learn a course well, you must stick to it like chasing someone!" I interrupted him and said, "Then try chasing eight at the same time."