"When Phyllis called the day before yesterday, I thought you were injured and dying. Who knows that if you ask the headmaster, you will know that you are just sleepy in the street. " My brother rolled his eyes, knocked on the table and shouted at the kitchen, "where's my dinner today?" ! ! Your uncle Yun Qing is still waiting for me over there! "
"Right away!" Syracuse is in a hurry in the kitchen.
"In broad daylight, do you want to eat now?"
"Ah, recently, in order to appease the government and help her maintain order, Eiffel started the rank system in the Warring States period, so senior noncommissioned officers can get the right to use and modify the low-level space. Therefore, the government not only sent a large number of retired experts to participate, but also all military attaché s at all levels below the silver emblem were ordered to participate in the war, resulting in high consumption of gems and rapid refreshing in recent days, so we decided to wait for the refreshing in turn and naturally could not come back for dinner." My brother lit a cigar and looked at his watch. "It's been half a day, but Koran's eyes haven't disappeared yet. Is there anything wrong? "
"Eiffel said no problem, just a little time-consuming. Even with the help of those late masters, the space that Eiffel told us is invalid, and Allen is very resistant to strange men. Many women are not good at internal forces and things like that, so they can only forcibly erase the spiritual brand in her mind with two beads of day and night ... It takes a long time for Lingjian Hui Yeji to charge the two beads of day and night, and now she can only wait. "
"By the way, don't go to school. Come and make money with me. I am seriously understaffed here. " My brother rubbed his hands and sighed, "I worked so hard to get my diploma in those years, and now I don't know where to throw it." Besides, what's the use of learning those stupid things? " Do you really want to be an office worker all your life and work for others? "
I sighed, didn't know how to answer for a while, pondered for a long time, and then said slowly, "Because of the grade exam a few days ago, there is something I deliberately ignored, because I really don't know whether I should trust him."
My brother is completely at a loss. He put out his cigarette and said, "What are you trying to say?"
"It's about what the murderer said to me ... to be honest, I still think he's joking with me. I sighed and thought back to that night a few days ago.
"In fact, when you decided to hit me three times, you already won." The strong man looked down at the brightly lit night view of the city. "Time is running out, so don't talk nonsense. You can listen to what I am going to say next as a story, but you have to consider the consequences. "
"I am not a real person in this world, but a manager of a certain space, just like Eiffel, the top manager of Paradise Island. However, few people in this world know that I exist. Now we are facing an unprecedented crisis, and the helmet of the space guardian is in a state of collapse, because of the resurrection of the spirit sword Hui Yeji. Seven thousand years ago, when the spirit sword closed itself, the coffin stone disintegrated because of the sudden disappearance of resonance. The mask and breastplate flew out of space when they disintegrated, and their whereabouts are still unknown ... Don't look at it, it's the two pieces on your body ... Now the sudden recovery of Lingjian makes Linghemaite, who once again sensed the voice of * * *, face the crisis of complete decomposition because of incompleteness. Once the helmet is broken, my space has to be closed, otherwise I will be infected by the unstable mental flow in this world and completely lose myself. However, don't worry, those three punches just now have made me give up the idea of getting my helmet back. "
"Well, I see, why don't you explain your purpose from the start? If this is really yours, I will naturally give it back to you. "
"Do you think that as long as you give it back to me, you will be all right? Ha ha ha ..... "He smiled three times and shouted at me like a fool:" You are so naive! If you don't erase the spiritual fetters left on the armor, these two pieces of armor can't reunite with the helmet, because they have a new owner and no longer belong to the helmet. Do you know why you just lost your hands and your internal organs and meridians just shook slightly? Because the breastplate of the helmet protects you. Only by killing you can they be purified and return to the ethereal state. "
"……"
"Lingjian and Linghelmet respectively inherited two ancient masters who understood the joy of Du Jie's gods, and they themselves have powerful and unparalleled psionics. The owner of the spiritual helmet is a saint named Paya Losins, who is the founder of Binglian School. Lingjian is a relic of Brahma in blade master ... These two men died in two Zerg wars, all at the cost of their own lives, in exchange for long-term peace in the world, but no one knows what sacrifices they made for the world. "
"Zerg war? Is that legend true? ! "
He ignored my question and went on to say, "In order to prevent the next zerg invasion, Lingjian and Linggree cooperated with each other in the communication of psionics. Lingjian is responsible for recording the spiritual and cultural heritage of mankind throughout history for the revival of human civilization after being destroyed by the Zerg. Helmets are responsible for training soldiers who can fight against the Zerg and trying to prevent the Zerg from destroying human civilization. If the helmet is completely decomposed, then in the next Zerg war, I am afraid that no one can fight against the Zerg. "
"Zerg, what is pro-West? With today's technology, we can't beat them? Do you have to find someone to fight? " I really can't understand his description. Can a person's strength really surpass modern human science and technology?
"LingKui, according to the current * * * sound situation, can only support three or four years at most. With your current strength, you are far from qualified to participate in the combat meeting in Shi Jian Island. Take time to hone! A year later, I will wait for you in Shi Jian Island. " At this point, he paused and continued: "The next zerg war is imminent. If you don't believe what I say, I can tell you what I see coming ... I hope you can make all preparations before they come true, and then come to Shi Jian Island to find me. "
"As a result, he didn't answer any of your questions?" My brother glared at me and said, "This guy's storytelling level is also very poor!"
"Because time is limited, he can't answer them one by one. In fact, as soon as he said that he wanted me to find him, he immediately split up. Then, the three idiots asked questions as if they had lost their memory, and they desperately cried for mercy. "
"oh? So what are those predictions he said? "
"Well ... the black cross pointing to the holy city, the pilgrims from the ice sheet ... I can't remember the last one clearly, because it is awkward, as if it is related to the sea and songs. Anyway, it is irrelevant. " I shrugged. "This has something to do with me. I don't even know where St. Are you kidding! "
This senior brother took the dinner carefully packed on Syracuse Day and said thoughtfully, "Since the other party knows the existence of Eiffel and Lingjian, it should be no joke to go to great lengths to kill you. Shi Jian Island ... where the old man is now. Next time I go back, ask him if he knows this space! Don't take it too seriously. Even if bugs come, the army is not unprepared. The government prepared a plan to deal with zerg a long time ago, but I'm afraid no one knows it better than me. "
"oh? What plan? "
"This is top secret, even if you retire, you can't say it." With a wry smile, my brother turned his head and patted Syracuse on the shoulder. "Be careful when you go to work at night, and don't be recognized by your colleagues."
"Don't worry, master, I have men there."
"Oh, I almost forgot."
After meeting my brother in a hurry and playing in Paradise Island with Allen, who has recovered his eyesight for a long time, we returned to Hershey.
Before I came back, I asked Eiffel privately about the origin of Lingjian and Linggriffin, as well as about Zerg. Eiffel nodded to confirm and told Fan Yu that he was the founder of God Love School. As for the zerg war, she knows very little.
"My duty is only to collect and copy human spiritual and cultural heritage and related technologies, so I haven't collected any war records related to the Zerg." Eiffel said regretfully, "However, I will start collecting and have a look. After all, as long as the creatures that have appeared on this planet will be recorded on the earth. I'll let you know if there is any news. "
Allen's eyes suddenly recovered miraculously, and I'm afraid the happiest one belongs to the headmaster.
Although others were also surprised, some took photos with gifts, some toasted and congratulated, and some reveled in karaoke bars. In particular, Xie claimed to invite countless Wulin colleagues to congratulate him-I refused without thinking, but it was different from the generosity of the principal.
"Allen, grandpa has nothing to give you ... this is the result of my life's hard work, which is painstaking! Not only all kinds of magic and martial arts I learned when I was young, but also the essence of my extensive reading and learning from others! " When the headmaster gave Allen a disk with millions of words that he had hidden for most of his life, it was as solemn as entrusting his mantle, but full of grandpa's doting on his granddaughter.
It was as if I had been struck by lightning, and I froze. Even No.251,who was eating steak, was too scared to eat.
Allen curled his lips and said, "I don't want to learn magic any more. Too much trouble! I want to travel around the world! Go to bars all over the world!
"Good good, travel around the world is to travel around the world, as long as you are willing to recite all these, grandpa personally accompany you to travel around the world, ok? You can buy all the bars as long as you like, nothing to say! "
"good! Well, this guy has to come with me! ! "Allen pointed at me unceremoniously, as if I were a favorite of Hershey.
"Good good." The headmaster winked at me while coaxing me, and when he saw that I turned a deaf ear, he played the fool and fully distracted. He couldn't help coughing and gnashing his teeth. "Don't worry, even if he refuses to leave, Grandpa will tie him up to accompany you!"
Although I can understand how much the headmaster dotes on Allen, I still feel a little abrupt.
Snacks and magazines are delivered regularly every day, a lot of fashionable and beautiful fashions and jewels, all kinds of fashionable records and toys, weekly opera and movie tickets, body etiquette teachers who teach in person, and even a luxury car equipped with a young female driver. ...
Looking at these dizzying things, I can't help but wonder if the headmaster didn't treat Allen as his first lover, or just wanted to tie this big family with him for life with money and affection offensive-no way, compared with Edna's poor salary of more than 20 silver Luke every month, I really can't think of any excuse to beautify the headmaster.
However, the headmaster has a set of high-sounding reasons for this, and he is quite impressed.
"Allen has made great contributions to our hershey, which not only seriously frustrated the enemy's momentum, but also made them suffer revenge while bringing shame to themselves. This campaign not only proves that Hershey is rich in talents and has a high reputation, but also makes a powerful gesture to the whole world-all villains who try to attack the door of Hershey will eventually bring about their own destruction! "
Allen's work this time is really admirable. I didn't think she could save the day of blindness! I was surprised for a long time when I heard this. It's hard to believe that I have been fighting for Hershey's survival for two weeks, but I can't compare with Allen's understatement. ...
When I asked Allen about herself, she was ashamed to ask the headmaster not to tell me in advance and looked around falteringly. Thanks to the presence of a guy whose eloquence is comparable to that of Su Qin and Yi Cheung, I didn't know the ins and outs.
This matter has to start after I went to Paradise Island.
On the night of my departure, the headmaster anxiously ordered 200 tons of high-purity energy spar powder, ready to start small-scale trial production, in order to meet the declaration qualification before the end of the review of the science and technology monopoly bill.
Due to the extremely strict requirements on freight quality, Hershey had to temporarily refit 20 highly sealed transport trucks and set out from Hershey to a professional factory 500 kilometers away to collect materials.
Who knows, before I got it, I was stopped halfway by a group of dragon mounted police. I don't know if the government deliberately ordered it, or if I was full and had nothing to do. Under the pretext that 20 trucks were "seriously overloaded", all of them were detained and redeemed when they were ready. Twenty empty cars were fully overloaded by more than 400 tons after being "accurately" weighed by the Dragon Mounted Police. It is said that the final data is accurate to three decimal places. According to the Regulations on the Punishment of Overloading of Valuables, 30% of the unit price of each ton of goods will be deducted for each ton of overload, so a team of empty cars was given an astronomical ticket of up to 600,000 for the first time.
After receiving the call from the motorcade, the headmaster was furious and swore, almost without pulling out his beard. But at this burning moment, he can only kneel down and beg for leniency from the members of the Senate.
Alan, who learned that he was in a hurry, quickly stopped him: "Let them issue a ticket, and we admit the punishment!"
What a ridiculous sentence! I can't hold my head completely in front of the little witch Allen!
Early the next morning, Allen personally accompanied the headmaster and took two lawyers to get the tickets. When it was confirmed that the ticket stated that 20 "high-purity energy spar powder" transport vehicles were overloaded by 400 tons, at the suggestion of Allen, the headmaster happily paid a fine of 600,000 yuan.
After the two sides signed for it, when the Dragon Mounted Police, who thought they had made a windfall, happily led them to get the car, the principal looked at the seal on the car and asked, "These twenty cars haven't been moved, have they?"
Just as the Dragon Mounted Police officers who had been ecstatic were patting their chests and yelling, the headmaster opened all the cargo holds of 20 cars in front of them without saying a word, and then grinned at the empty cargo holds of 20 years old, grabbed the dragon Mounted Police officers' heads and said, "Where are the goods? A * * * six hundred tons of goods, where are you hiding for me? ! "
600 tons of high-purity energy spar powder with a unit price of 5,000 silver Luke, with a total compensation of 3 million, immediately made the local Dragon Mounted Police lose all their money. It is said that even the silver ashtray in the senior conference room, the golden horse figurine in the director's office and the diamond ring jewelry on the personal female secretary have been torn down.
This movement not only made the face-saving Hirsch make a windfall, but also made Allen's name spread all over the country instantly. Even the autonomous prefecture government, which is two provinces apart, has senior officials calling to ask who this is. His words are disguised and his tone is modest, which really makes the principal who has suffered long-term cold reception very proud.
Since then, Allen's position in the headmaster's mind has been increasing day by day. Coupled with the tragic experience of Cody people, as well as the relationship between the Butterfly Leaf family and the Hebi family, the headmaster hoped that Alan could not make up for his family relationship that he had been missing for more than ten years at a time. ...
As a result, under the desperate compensation of the principal, the two naturally developed into an enviable relationship between grandparents and grandchildren. It goes without saying that the headmaster loves Allen now, and Allen also calls the headmaster "Grandpa", which makes the headmaster be elated and happy.
No wonder the wrinkles on the principal's face suddenly disappeared after I came back. It turns out that people are happy when they are happy, and "old" comes to live longer!
By the way, due to the favor of the principal, the old lady who once worshipped Long Yinyao, the porter of our dormitory, will respectfully serve tea when she meets Alan. ...
One week after the comprehensive grade examination, the results will be published online.
"Hum! This is karma! Karma! " On 25th1,he held Allen in his arms, looked at me angrily and said, "Who told you to run back to the boys' dormitory because you couldn't live in a villa? "
After a while, she nudged me again and comforted me: "Don't be sad, that's just a qualification certificate, it doesn't mean anything. Guess what? I'll take the exam with you next time. Come on, smile, Allen will accompany you to the exam, and the admission ticket will be filled out for you. I don't believe you can't pass the exam then. "
Seeing that I was still dull, she encouraged Ayuan to say, "A Yuan, a hacker genius, can you hack this webpage and add this stupid test number?" If I succeed, I'll send you a bunch of out-of-print books. "
"I'd love to, but you seem to have made a mistake. His total score ranks first in the comprehensive level test in the whole northern hemisphere 100, and 30 million people took the test in front of the computer item ... He is not sad at all, I think he is excited and stupid! "
"ah! ! ! "
In my harsh cry, Allen, who bit my left arm hard, angrily scolded: "You, give it to me, go to hell!" ! ! "He said, while desperately grinding his teeth.
By the way, I received a congratulatory message from luna's father and daughter at the celebration dinner in A Bing and Tommy Tam that night.
Malan's personal condolences naturally made me nervous and flattered, while luna's admiration made me depressed and naught. The following is her high praise for my academic spirit:
How can a guy like you, who doesn't work as a bodyguard, even know that I'm going out, and with such a low IQ that I can't even figure out the rules of playing cards, get such a high score in the exam? ! No, I'll report to them. You must have cheated! ……
"Well, classmates, the last class of this semester is over. We may not meet again until next semester. There are still three weeks before the school year exam, and social practice will begin. Please review well! Students are welcome to actively come to my personal forum on campus network to ask various questions, and I will give relevant answers after six o'clock every night. Class is over! "
Professor Ye, who put away his textbooks, waved to me gently in the endless lamentations of his classmates and walked out of the classroom quickly.
"Professor Ye, what can I do for you?" I pushed open the office door and asked softly.
"Lengyu, although I am not your grade director, I still know something about you ..." He warmly greeted me to sit down and poured me a cup of hot tea. "It's just that there have been some rumors recently, which are not good for your grades this semester. I was surprised when I learned this. "
"ah? What rumor? " I looked at him nervously.
"I heard my senior classmate say that you and Dark Moon Maple ... I think you should know him? ..... Doing business in partnership on campus, and dating with female classmates. The price is five silver carts per hour, including watching movies, eating, and soaking in bars. Do you know that although the system is more open now, the school allows students to work to earn money in their spare time, but this behavior does not seem to belong to the nature of working! "
I was puzzled and thought, "Professor Ye, I have been busy reviewing recently, and I have never dated anyone at all! Besides, this is the first time I've heard of it. Did you hear wrong? "
"Well ..." He nodded clearly. "Maybe I made a mistake. They said your cousin at first, but I heard the headmaster's tone ... Well, anyway, I hope you can talk to your cousin and Dark Moon Feng. Although the principal laughed it off and told me not to worry, I still hope that the students can concentrate on their studies. "
Finally, he added, "Oh, don't get me wrong. This matter is only known to me and the principal, but if it is not stopped, it will spread to other conservative teachers, which is likely to have a great impact on your future grades. "
After coming out of Professor Ye's office, I made a phone call to ask Dark Moon Maple out.
"Boss, you look so angry, I'm so scared!" Dark moon maple hid behind a tree and looked at me trembling.
"Do you still know that you are afraid?" I rolled my eyes. "There is no need to talk nonsense between us. Tell the truth. What good things have you done recently that you haven't told me? "
He was surprised, then drew a cross on the chest door devoutly, prayed a few words silently, closed his eyes and said righteously as if he were going to the execution ground: "I have promised others, this is a man's promise!" Even if you kill me, I can't say! "
I gritted my teeth and broke my knuckles. "Don't worry, I won't kill you. Come down from the tree first if you can! " ! "
I think, in order to make luna's indomitable prank day fall into a wrong path and return to the shore, I have painstakingly developed a set of dugu needling-as long as I click any part of the other person's limbs, I can put the Qi method into sensitive acupoints such as the arch, waist and armpit, so that the other person can't help laughing all over and losing all the fighting power in an instant.
Although it doesn't work for the in-laws teacher, it is more than enough to deal with the in-laws teacher of Dark Moon Maple who is not afraid of death. ...
Half an hour later, I dragged the maple tree foaming at the mouth and twitching in the dark moon, and found the target in a bar outside the school-dressed as me, whispering affectionately with a junior, butterfly cymbidium!
Looking at me and Dark Moon Maple sitting next to Yulong without saying a word, junior immediately sensed something was wrong from the murderous look on my face and the white and bloodless look of Dark Moon Maple, and quickly picked up her bag and stood up and said, "Sorry, I have something urgent to do. I have to go first, Yulong. See you next time! " Take a step, Yulong. See you next time! "
Xiao San turned sweetly as she ran, and blew Allen a kiss.
After five minutes of silence, Allen, dressed as Yulong, smiled at me carefully. "hey! Long time no see, cousin ... "
It took me a whole hour to question these two bastards at the villa before I found out the whole story.
It all started the day I just got back. Dark Moon Phoenix, who was going to take me to a crazy party, had to break her promise to more than a dozen beautiful and smart school girls in the department because she capsized in the gutter through negligence.
The whole school has always been famous, but it has opened its doors in the department, betting on football, horse racing, racing, cards, wine crickets and even the weather the next day. Allen, the first romantic talent in business, was afraid of losing his reputation, so he had to ask, whose eyes were restored, to pretend to be me and help him appease the angry junior girls. ...
"These junior are my dry sister. Every time you open a gambling game, you rely on them to support the scene, pull popularity, and let countless fat sheep in the department willingly spend. If I offend these little ancestors, brother, I can't get along in the department anymore! " Dark Moon Maple, who was forced to be helpless, cried to Allen in tears that day.
Allen, who thought he could get things done by perfunctory, had no idea that he would be so popular.
After a party, a dozen junior girls were all proficient in fashion, gossip, desserts and romantic dramas. She coaxed them into talking and laughing happily, and secretly made an appointment with Dark Moon Phoenix to date Tong Lan alone.
Under the bitter words, Dark Moon Maple can only euphemistically tell those school flowers, "Yulong's classmates are not only busy with their studies, but also work hard after class, so they really don't have time to wait on you little ancestors."
The excuse that the clinker is perfect can't stop the girls' enthusiasm in full swing. One by one, they rushed to help the poor and said, "As long as he is willing to come on a date, I will give him money to work!" "
"So, you just agreed? ! "I looked at their veins stood out.
"No way, young sweet first love girl, who has the heart to refuse?" Allen is innocent. She shrugged her shoulders. "Let's just say that the open-minded Yulong is really popular!"
"Yes, boss, in the face of that innocent smile full of countless longing for love, I really can't sayno. Moreover, this group of junior girls in Jiao Jiao used to treat me as a fully automatic universal nanny, or the kind within reach, but now it's really the other way around. Yesterday, I was caught by a sandstorm occasionally, and four junior girls took out handkerchiefs to wipe my tears at the same time! At lunch the day before yesterday, I just said that I really want to smoke all the handmade cigars-after all, they are slowly rubbed out from the pink legs of a group of girls under Penasman! As a result, a junior stole the Dharma for me from home today ... "Dark Moon Maple recalled with infinite sweetness, how can I refuse their pious and insignificant wishes in the face of such a kind junior? "
"Then you can go on a date with them! Why is Allen involved? ! "
"How can I do this to my stepsister?" Dark month maple sighed plaintively.
"No matter how good your reasons are, stop at once anyway! It won't happen again! "
"Why? ! "Allen stared at me unconvinced. "I didn't do anything to discredit you, just watching movies, eating and chatting!" I also have my freedom!
Facing these two stubborn guys, I stretched out my knuckles and said, "You two itchy guys, I think you should wake up!" " "
"What do you want? Hit me? Do you dare? ! "Allen hands rested on her hips, bold but cautious to bully me.
But before she could pose, I showed her, and she collapsed on the sofa, laughing convulsively.
"Eldest brother! Punish me if you want! These are really not Elena Guan's sisters! " Dark moon maple, like the younger brother who seduced her sister-in-law in TV series, knelt in front of me with open arms and cried in horror.
Looking at his active dedication and gnashing his teeth, I fulfilled him without saying anything.
five minutes later ...
"Devil, you devil!" Allen shivered, hid behind the dark moon maple tree and bravado shouted at me: "Me!" I won't just give in! "
Although her generous speech was so heroic and unyielding, she just saw me coming forward on airs and immediately screamed and hid in the sofa cushion.
Dark moon maple, who had already fled, foamed at the top of the chair again, barely raised her thumb and struggled desperately: "Boss ... your Yang's skill is really unprecedented ... After that, it was amazing and shocking ... a crying ghost ... but ..."
Before he finished, he fell to the ground with a splash and completely fainted.