April fool's day classic prank greeting
1. How can we be so predestined? Actually, we knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn night, and you bit a tooth mark on my arm. At that time, my name was Lao Dong Bin.
2. The drunkard called the bar owner's house early in the morning and asked: What time does the bar open? The boss is impatient: What's the hurry? You can't come in until after afternoon. The drunkard shouted, who said I came in? I'm going out!
It is very cold in the hospital ward in winter. The patient heckled: Why is there no heating in the ward? Doctor: We will line up patients with high fever and take them to various wards. The room temperature will come up soon!
I really don't understand why you always try to stand in a bright place every night. Later, someone reminded me that you wanted to see pigs that night!
5. Without wind, clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If it weren't for you, stupid people wouldn't exist.
6. The teacher said: The exam is coming, and the test paper has been handed over to the printing factory. You should review well. Do you have any questions to ask? Student: Which printing factory is it?
7. When a man understands a woman and purifies his soul, she is the goddess who saves you. The ancients said: all jewelry can't compete with people who read my newsletter!
8. The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate it today. Everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. Everyone is a big bowl!
9. You are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!
10. The unmarried man said: Look, how happy! The days of stability have finally begun. The married man said: Hum, what is beautiful? ! The real misfortune has just officially begun.
1 1. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey.
12. If it is the Spring Festival, I should wish you a happy New Year; If it is labor day, I will say that workers are the most beautiful; If it is April Fool's Day, I will say that you are really cool; It's Halloween, I want to hold you down and say: ghost!
13. The wind is soft and warm, the flowers are colorful, the spoony white clouds are accompanied by the blue sky, the happy green willows are on both sides, and the warm greetings are sent to the mental hospital. April Fool's Day is coming, have a nice day!
14. Sunrise+sunset = morning and evening moon+stars = infinite yearning for wind and flowers+snowy moon = tender feelings and honey, meteor+heart = bless you in Qian Qian+charcoal fire = delicious suckling pig.
15. Life is mixed: the biggest pain is obsession; The biggest humiliation is jealousy; The greatest danger is greed; The biggest worry is fame and fortune; The biggest gain is experience; The greatest wealth is knowledge; The greatest comfort is friendship; The greatest pleasure is innovation; The greatest good deed is dedication; The greatest stupidity is self-deception. May your life be happy and casual!
16. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast!
17. I don't know if you know there's something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!
18. If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.
A selection of classic April Fool's greetings
1. The wolf came and the pigsty was in a mess. Mother pig arranged: Big pig blocked the door! Second pig, block the window! Seeing the pig, mother pig got angry and shouted, Third, don't read the message! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Golden is sunshine; The red one is a lantern; Delicious, it is rice; Hot, hot pot; * * * spicy, it is spirits; Crispy, it's you ... You got an electric shock again. You stopped reading text messages long ago!
No matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Happy April Fool's Day, before it comes!
4. Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig. Colleagues, Happy April Fool's Day!
Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!
6. One day, a fly mother and son had lunch together. The son asked the mother fly, "Why do we eat shit every day?" Mother fly said angrily, "don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" " "Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Four mice brag: A: "I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: "It itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: "I am not practical in the street, only a few times a day; Ding: "It's getting late. Go home and hug the cat. "Happy April Fool's Day!
8. The miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he had just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: "I vomited too!" " "Happy April Fool's Day!
9. In a restaurant, the baby was crying, so * * quickly took off his clothes to prepare for breastfeeding, and the waiter immediately came to stop it. * * * Great anger: Isn't this ok? Attendant: It's ok to show your chest, but you can't bring your own drinks!
10. If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately, I can only see you in the zoo, because you are an orangutan! Oh, what a pity!
1 1. You left quietly, just like when you came. You rolled up your sleeves and took only one cabbage. Tears of sympathy flowed out of my eyes. I reached out and handed you your bones. Looking back, not all dogs love bones. Stupid dogs love Chinese cabbage best. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
12. Among my friends, I like you best. You are gentle, kind and good-natured. You can make money by working hard. You are healthy and have no disease. The leader praised your colleagues. You smile and have no worries. The most enviable thing is that you have an April Fool's Day. Everyone sends you messages.
13. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. * * * Confidential. I won't say anything about ordinary people! ***
14. The female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and then asked, "What's this, kid?" The children replied in unison: "* * *!" The female teacher ran out of the classroom crying and complained to the headmaster, "The children laugh at people." The headmaster came into the classroom and said with a serious expression, "Why did you make the teacher cry?" Ah! And drew a * * * on the blackboard! "
15. The dog is biting an empty bone. The cat laughed when he saw it: with such a high standard of living, there are still people who can't afford meat! The dog responded seriously: What do you know? No matter how good your life is, you should take calcium supplements!
16. A gentleman began to bald at the age of forty and was worried all day. One day, he saw an advertisement for a secret recipe for baldness in the newspaper and was overjoyed. He immediately sent money by mail order. A few days later, I received a reply: "Do you want a wig or a hat?"
17. A gentleman is as timid as a mouse and marries an interpreter as his wife. They went abroad for their honeymoon and suddenly there was a noise at the door in the middle of the night. His wife said he was a mouse, but the king, driven by life, refused to obey. The wife asked why, and Jun said: You go, you know English!
18. A customer in the restaurant screamed: What's the matter? There is a rubber tire in my fried steak! The waiter replied slowly: this is a proof of progress, indicating that cars are gradually replacing horses and cattle!
April fool's day classic whole person greeting recommendation
1. On this day, please always be vigilant. Be alert to all unknown events that will happen. Remember to use your clever brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
2. A big cow came to you and stepped on your foot angrily. How many times is this? what did i say? Stop stealing my shit! You are speechless. Being a headless fly is not your crime. Happy April Fool's Day
I only send you this message for one purpose. I just want you to be happy, because sometimes bad people play you on April Fool's Day. I don't think anyone wants to admit that they are bad people. Be careful! * * * Read the third word in each sentence * * *
4. April Fool's Day wishes you to live like a fool, with many skills. Wealth is silly every month, doing things silly, eating silly, laughing and laughing after dinner, and your troubles will disappear. Happy April Fool's Day!
May you live like a fool on April Fool's Day, be foolish in your wealth, your ability, your eating and your cleverness. Happy April Fool's Day!
Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages with my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!
7. No matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Before it comes, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
8. In spring, I will send you a smiling face to make you sleepless. In spring, I will send you some poems to make you think. In spring, I will send you a heartbeat to make you happier than anyone else on April Fool's Day.
9. I like a little love. I have no choice but to live happily and have you at work. Do you think anyone is there? Walking down the street and seeing people getting worse, I keep pulling my head out. Happy April Fool's Day!
10. You bite an apple and it becomes a famous brand. KFC, your name is Grandpa, and it is popular all over the world. In Japan, you said, Sana 'ala, tsunami and earthquake, your charm, the power of the world, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
1 1. These days, there is simply no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!
12. The train is speeding up, and the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed railway has been opened, so we should keep up with it. April Fool's Day is coming, so we should be prepared in advance: be alert and concentrate on 15 points, and don't be fooled by our friends, so that we will become Amitabha!
13. Has anyone ever told you that you are unique? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!
14. Elementary class: Fertilizer will volatilize. Intermediate class: black fertilizer turns gray, and gray fertilizer turns black. Advanced category: black fertilizer will volatilize when it turns gray; Gray fertilizer will turn black when it volatilizes. MBA class: black fertilizer turns gray and volatile and flies; Grey fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns black. Happy April Fool's Day!
15. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!
16. A lazy cat madly pursued a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat treated the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Dear, why are you so kind to me? Hey, hey, the cat said with a smile, you'll know when you get fat.
17. Notice: April Fool's Day has arrived, and all the text messages you received in June are fake, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: you are a handsome, handsome, symmetrical and beautiful public lover, devil figure!
18. Friar Sand said: I have changed! Bajie said: I have changed! Wukong said: I have changed! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the Western Heaven. I see all monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!
19. April Fool's Day is here. I want to wish you a happy April Fool's Day: I wish you a clever trick, a clever trick, a funny trick and a happy day. This newsletter is a forecast.
20. Forget all the festivals, and I will send you a message on April Fool's Day. A short message, a greeting, a happy life; A short message, a greeting, a well-meaning prank: Happy April Fool's Day!
2 1. Send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body! Happy April Fool's Day!
22. There are so many opportunities in front of me that I don't know how to cherish them until I find it difficult to say those five words to you again. I prayed and looked forward to it, and finally I waited for God to give me this opportunity. I will say to you loudly now: Happy April Fool's Day!
23. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!