The biggest joke is that Wang gave me a SPA, all kinds of ingredients+kneading batter cakes, movements and means, "kneading dough", and finally sprinkled with fragrant oil and salt, which made me laugh.
Steal the car keys from a woman's skirt, but turn around and sit back in the motorcycle henhouse basket.
Finally stole the car to chase it.
Splashing computers, photo scissors, idiots in elevators, the passion of riding elephants, all music must be funny.
Recommend a comedy movie 1995, Miao Shuo. Playing cotton in the last paragraph of the movie is very classic. Japanese officers who were addicted to music and didn't want to fight used cotton playing tools as musical instruments, and were finally interpreted as ridiculous funny stories. As long as you watch the movie patiently, you will find that this movie is much more humorous than too many anti-Japanese comedies now!
Enjoy the following classic clips!
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Starring Shen Teng, Mary and Allen!
The whole film is full of laughter and urine, and all kinds of classic lines emerge one after another! Listed as follows:
1. Charlotte asked to change seats. Teacher: Why don't you sleep in another place? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: Is the school run by your family? You think you are the headmaster. You can sleep wherever you want. Principal: Miss Wang, please come out.
Mary: Charlotte, aren't you going to your mother's grave? Oh, Qiu Ya, I didn't know you were getting married today. Listen, it's been a day! Congratulations on coming in such a hurry, Qiu Ya; Say to the groom: congratulations, uncle! Qiu Ya: This is my husband! Mary: Sorry, Uncle.
Mary: Ah, Miss Wang, you are still alive!
4. Charlotte: Mom and son are unfilial and can't wait on you until they die. You are still young, find another one. Charlotte's mother: Zhang Yang is a trustworthy person; Zhang Yang: Raul, we will discuss each other later. I call you brother and you call me dad.
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Charlotte: Grandpa, the Ma Dongmei family lives in Room 322 upstairs, right?
Grandpa: Ma Dong what?
Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.
Grandpa: What's the matter?
Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.
Grandpa: What happened to the horse?
Charlotte: OK, Grandpa, please calm down first.
Grandpa: OK.
I hope you will continue to add, welcome to communicate! Hahahahahahaha burps. ......
In 20 16, a movie was released in the United States, which was later rated as "the dirtiest movie in history". Unfortunately, it can't be shown in China because there are many restricted shots in the film. This is "Secret Service: Greensby"
In order to complete a secret mission, the MI6 agent (mark strong) has to join hands with his football hooligan brother (Sasha byron cohen) who was separated from him when he was young. When the stupid, cheap and incomparable brother of the dung-stirring stick meets the younger brother of M 16, it turns an imminent secret operation into a desperate escape.
The dirtiest comedies and comedians in history are all shit and heavy taste clips.
My brother and his daughter-in-law just slapped at the beginning of the film, which is nothing, but the place where they slapped was in a shopping mall, and the purpose of slapping was to try on the mattress, and they wanted to verify whether the mattress was comfortable and firm through intense bed exercise, so the conclusion was reliable. This cheap sentence runs through the whole movie.
My brother, the dirtiest drug addict in history, was poisoned when he was on a mission. Let him suck the poison out. This kind of bridge often appears in domestic kung fu films. The dirty part of this film is the testicles that need to be sucked The younger brother stuffed the poisoned swollen testicles into his mouth.
When the two brothers fled for their lives, the elder brother remembered the science and education films he had seen. The host said, "The uterus of a female elephant can be up to 4 10 cubic centimeter at the maximum. There was a flash of wisdom in my brother's eyes, and then they plunged into the womb of the mother elephant.
Who knew this was just the beginning of a nightmare? When the two brothers thought they were safe in the mother elephant's womb, they didn't expect a group of male elephants outside to be eager to try. So the two of them gave the male elephant a tube in the womb of the female elephant. This is definitely one of the dirtiest pictures in film history.
There are many spoofs on celebrities in this film, and finally blocking missiles with chrysanthemums is absolutely eye-opening.
I was recommended by quality film and television Guangying. Please pay attention to the hangover trilogy if you like it.
A very stupid movie. If the first night is the second time because of drunkenness, then the action of finding the groom and memory the next day is to take the initiative to move closer to the second time with a clear consciousness. In order to find friends and bring them back before the wedding, everyone is constantly challenging their own "two" limits-taking the initiative to accept the electric shock from the police, negotiating with Tai Sen to transport the tiger back to the villa, trading with gangs, cheating in casinos, and playing lover with strippers to cover their companions' escape ... Men trapped in life with breathing difficulties finally tore open the cage in the name of brothers, and they really have a second hand.
Here is a movie that can make you laugh. Looking forward to your watching!
A clever detective of a stupid thief.
The genius jewel thief has this unique way of praying, so don't eat anything when watching movies, because this way of praying will affect eating! Focus! ! !
How unfortunate it is that three talented teams successfully stole diamonds worth $20 million, but were besieged by the police!
Martin is a born comedian. Keep going, big diamond Surrounded by the police, I had no choice but to hide the diamonds and go to prison successfully.
The first task after getting out of prison is to find that big diamond. As a result, the diamond hiding place became a police station. What should I do? The turning point is here, to be →→→ wonderful detective? We won't continue the play here, but you'd better go and see it yourself. Remember to insert your eyes when you feel good! This book is constantly updated ... I still like Stephen Chow's works best, and I can't get tired of reading them. Goodbye, Mr. Loser has watched it for more than a dozen times, so just turn them out if you have nothing to do. It's not bad to turn your life around. Rinrin, a peerless master, likes to watch comedies with several people. We don't know who inserted a sentence to make the joke more complete. Tang Bohu has seen Chou-heung many times. Some friends were drinking at my house, which happened to be on TV. I just casually said, Xiao Qiang was trampled to death. Do you think this Xiao Qiang is dead? Hanging out? Of course, the accent comes from our local dialect in Jinan. At that time, everyone smiled and told me that this was the life in Xiao Qiang and so on. In fact, happiness is the happiest when you share it with everyone.
As far as my own perception is concerned, because of the differences between Chinese and western cultures and translation problems, many foreign funny movies may not understand the beauty of movies, but some of them I am happy to see …
India: Bollywood with three fools.
Europe and America: escape from danger, shut the fuck up, lock, stock and two smoking barrels, tropic thunder, disguised Grinch, hangover and Sean the zombie.
South Korea Yu: "Director Kim vs vs" and "Color is Empty"
Happy Family and Strange She.
Thailand: Ghost Husband
Mainland China: Goodbye, Mr. Loser, shameful iron fist, detective chinatown, people on the road, crazy rocks.
Hongkong: Xu Guanwen's movies, Stephen Chow's movies, Jing Wong's chasing girls series, Lady Enforcers's movies.
Japan: Crayon Shinchan Theater Edition, the Kingdom of the First Emperor
I've seen many comedies, but it's worth remembering that I saw Hands Up in an open-air movie at school before. It's about an elite Japanese imperial army who rushed into a small mountain village and locked up the whole village in search of a priceless treasure, but in the blink of an eye, only a stupid devil staggered out. What impressed me more was a ghost soldier played by Pan Changjiang, who was fooled by all kinds of funny scenes.
Easily relieve all kinds of pressure, unhappy! Fast horse!
1. Hala's Ten Commandments
2. Prison Break Three Kings
3. Seven mental patients
4. Crazy Stone
5. dictator
6. "Buy a murderer"
7. Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
8. burn after reading
9. onion movies