Peppermint Patty: (to the teacher): Why do you always ask me to answer when I know the answer, and why do you ask me to answer when I can't?
Why do you never call me when I know the answer, but you always call me when I don't?
Linus: Prophets are always disrespected in their own countries and families.
A prophet is not without honor except in his own country and home.
Charlie Brown: The secret of life is to own a car and a lake ... If the sun is shining, I can go for a ride. If it rains, there is no need to be sad. I can say, "it doesn't matter, the rain will make me wet!" " If the lake dries up, I can also say, "Never mind, this weather is just right for driving ..."
The secret of life is to have a convertible and a lake ... If it is sunny, you can drive around in the convertible and live happily ... If it starts to rain, it won't ruin your day, because you can say, "Oh, well, the rain will fill my lake!" " If your lake dries up, you can say, "Oh, well, it's a nice day for a convertible ..."
Peppermint Patty: Life is like a bracelet ... It is inlaid with jewels, just like a moment that happens from time to time in our life ... "
Life is like a bracelet ... There are some small jewels around it, just like the small bright spots that appear from time to time in our life ...
Snoopy: Laughter is good for people, as long as they don't die.
If you don't kill yourself, laughing is good for you.
Linus: The secret of life is to walk into the right room!
The secret of life is to stay in the right room!
Charlie Brown: The great truth is simpler than I thought.
The great truth is simpler than I thought …
Snoopy: Sometimes it's hard to be a dog. ...
Sometimes it's hard to be a dog …
Snoopy: I may never encounter any reasonable problems.
I don't think I will get a wise question.
Charlie Brown: My body and mind don't like each other!
My mind and my body hate each other!
Lucy: How to live is a very important thing …
How you spend your time is very important …
Charlie Brown: (referring to Snoopy) The only time this dog will be praised is when it does nothing!
The only time a dog is praised is when it does nothing!
Snoopy: Eyes can deceive people, legs can kill people, but stomach is used to make trouble!
Your eyes are dim and your legs are weak, but your stomach will bring you trouble!
Snoopy: Those words that belittle my value are really not worth listening to!
It is not worth knowing that you are not worth it!
Snoopy: Don't be sad ... There are many people in the world who don't know who they really are or what they are.
Don't be sad … There are many people in this world who don't know who they are or what they are.
Roche Mazer: The undercurrent swept away another scholar.
Another scholar was killed at low tide.
Snoopy: Some jokes are more expensive …
Some smiles are more valuable than others …
Snoopy: That's the downside of being a dog. People won't tell you anything ...
This is the only trouble as a dog … they will never tell you anything …
Snoopy: The secret of life is best seen from a distance.
The secret of life is to look good from a distance.
Snoopy: If I leave now, I won't get my pension!
If I leave now, I will lose all my pension!
Snoopy: It's good to pursue fun at work, but it's dangerous to be too happy ...
It's good to enjoy your work, but it's dangerous to enjoy it too much …
Garfield quotations
I hate Mondays. Garfield
I hate Mondays. Garfield
Never send anyone to do cat work. Garfield
Never let people do cat work. Garfield
Money is not everything. There is a MasterCard & visa.
Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
One should love animals. They are so delicious.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
Save water. Take a shower with your girlfriend.
Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.
Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should get married. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
Smart people never get married, but once they get married, they become smart.
Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
Success is a relative term. It brought many relatives.
Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.
Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.
Love is very photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
Children in the back seat can cause accidents. The accident in the back seat caused the child.
Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will have an accident in the back seat.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"Your future depends on your dreams now", so go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
"Hard work never killed anyone." But why take the risk?
Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.
"Work fascinates me." I can watch it for hours!
Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
God created relatives; Thank God, we can choose our friends.
God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he left you room to choose your friends.
Two people together, the result is three people!
Two people are unstable, but three people are!
Clothes are like barbed fences. It not only protects the premise, but also does not limit the vision.
Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it.
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know and the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why study?
The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. Why study?
1, shh-don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image!
You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.
3, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
Never leave what you can eat today for tomorrow.
Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.
6. I should be polite to Ou Di. -(Kicking Ou Di)-Sorry, Ou Di. Now I have done it.
I can't let that chicken write after my name.
This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.
9. Come on, Ou Di, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
10, the stomach is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is nothing good in it.
1 1. With spaghetti, who will eat rats?
12, "Ou Di shivering with cold outside the window. Poor thing. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I have to do something. "Garfield drew the curtain.
13, you can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.
14, if you don't want to give others something to eat, you have to remind them of something.
15, the trouble with chocolate is that it's gone after eating.
16, the cutest is a small table with pork rolls.
17, (deep ...)-Am I dreaming? -(rushed to his "bed" and opened the quilt ...) There was no me in the quilt and I didn't sleep. ...
18, there are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
19, it's great to have fun from this sport that won't make you gain weight.
The characteristic of a loser is that he will continue to fail. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.
2 1, Garfield should have three wishes: "The first is pork rolls, the second is pork rolls, and the third is, Oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, so I can get more pork rolls."
22. I will never do anything wrong to Ou Di again ... maybe, maybe not forever.
23. Now, can you give us Monday back? Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candy. ..... by the way, one more thing, can you give me my coin back, too?
24. A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened!
If you can't beat your enemies, join them.
26. Hello, Naarmann. I am in Abu Dhabi now. The worst place here is not that there is no pasta, nor that it is thousands of miles away from home. The most terrible thing is-this place is full of cute cats that have been mailed!
"Garfield, you're not really going to send me to Abu Dhabi by express mail, are you?" "No, naman, I won't. I will use slow motion, which will be cheaper. "
28. A sphere is also a figure.
29. No, fruitcake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.
Jon, if you can guess how many chocolate beans are in this jar, everything in this jar will be yours.
I guess you have eaten them all.
-You guessed it!
Naman: Garfield, are you here to protect me?
Garfield: No, I'm here to confirm your guilt.
......
How many years do you think the Cat Committee will sentence Naarmann? I think 1999 is the best.
......
Can you do me a favor? Help me apply to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!
The problem with dogs is that they have no switches.
34. I still want to say sorry to Ou Di-(At this moment, Ou Di stood at the table, walked over and kicked him down. I have to say it twice now.
Today is Monday. Everything is wrong. What should I do? Oh, I see. -(Kicks Ou Di, but Ou Di floats in the air)-Hey! Even the gravity of the earth is out of spirit today.
36. Let's stop here! I'm going to take my third nap today.
I wish on a star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work.
I'm bungee jumping, can't you see?
39. I slept well, 16 hours. I like taking a nap.
40. Garfield saw Odie the dog run into an old castle and ran after it. Open the door, a hall is dark in the middle of winter. Garfield shouted, "Ou Di!"
Echo (attenuation): "Odie-Odie-Odie-"
Garfield shouted again, "Where are you?"
Echo (still fading): "Where are you? -Where are you? -Where are you? - "
Garfield thought, that sounds good.
Garfield continued to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!" "
Echo (increasing): "Impossible-nonsense-nonsense-cheating-"
Jon: "Garfield, guess what I brought you?"
Garfield: Whatever it is, as long as it can be eaten.
42. Jon is taking a bath and Garfield is sleeping.
Garfield: Singers who sing in the shower should be dragged into the street and shot.
Garfield is waiting for dinner at the dining table, but Jon is busy going out.
Garfield: Hey, haven't you forgotten anything important?
……
Garfield: You know, it is a felony not to make breakfast for cats in some states.
44. Garfield: (Telling a story) Once upon a time, there was a little girl ... (The picture shows Ou Di wearing a princess dress) ... She ... (Odie suddenly turned around and stuck out her long tongue) ... She was ugly in the refrigerator! !
45. Garfield said to Ou Di with an ice cream in his hand, Ou Di, would you like to lick it? Odie looked at Garfield with joy, sincerity and expectation. Garfield stuck out his tongue and licked Odie's face hard, and continued to eat ice cream. ...
Although Ou Di is a dog, he sometimes leads a dog-like life.
47. (After the bleak violin music) Hi!
Hold your head high and stride forward!
You have to prove to people that you are not a potato to be bullied.
It is not enough to have a bird in your hand.
49. Garfield's diet secret: 1. I'm not going to have a second round when I'm full. Get enough food for the first time. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5kg. 3. Never eat diet candy. 4. Don't make friends with your girlfriend who runs a restaurant or pastry shop at home. 5. Eat more vegetables to lose weight, so eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits and so on. 6. Cold food should not be eaten (except ice cream). 7. Leave a little for every meal, don't eat it all-such as the cherry on the ice cream sundae). 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.
50. The speed at which cats pounce on food is directly proportional to the amount of food.
5 1, today is New Year's Day ... I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours every day in the new year. In that case, wake me up on May 3rd.
52. Today, I'm going to do push-ups ... er, yes, yes, yes ... I'm going to do push-ups today, and ........... will stay up late tomorrow. .............
53. I am fat and lazy-but I am proud!
54. My weight is just right-equivalent to an aircraft carrier.
55. Jon: This is a photo of Garfield and I going to the park. This is Garfield sitting with a bird with only $300. This is what I paid for Garfield's lunch -* * * 300 dollars …
Money isn’t everything. There is a MasterCard & visa.
Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
Every one should love animals. They are so delicious.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
Save water. Take a shower with your girlfriend.
Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.