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Man Qian was born in Pingyuan (now Lingxian County, Dezhou, Shandong Province). Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was a humorous minister and writer who was good at Ci and Fu. In the early days of Emperor Wudi's accession to the throne, people who were virtuous, upright and literate were widely accepted. Scholars and Confucian scholars all over the world have written to apply for jobs. Dong Fangshuo also wrote a letter to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. It cost three thousand pieces of bamboo slips when writing, and only two people can afford it. It took Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty two months to finish it. In his self-recommendation, he said, "I lost my parents in Dong Fangshuo when I was a teenager, and I grew up with the support of my brother and sister-in-law. I didn't study until I was thirteen, and I studied very hard. I have read enough literature and history books for three winters. At the age of fifteen, he learned fencing; at the age of sixteen, he learned poetry and read 220,000 words. /kloc-at the age of 0/9, he learned Sun Wu's art of war and manipulation of war, and learned the use of various weapons and the drums of soldiers advancing and retreating in battle. I also read 220,000 words in this book, totaling 440,000 words. I admire Lutz's brave words. Now I am twenty-two years old and nine feet three inches tall. His eyes are bright, like bright beads, and his teeth are white and neat, like arranged shells. He is as brave as Mencius, as agile as Qing Ji, as frugal as Bao Shu, and as loyal as Wei Sheng. I am such a person, enough to be the minister of the son of heaven! Chen Shuo took the death penalty and then worshipped. " Emperor Wu read Dong Fangshuo's boastful recommendation, praised his spirit and ordered him to stay in the bus department. There was not much salary and green clothes, and he was not summoned by Emperor Wu. After a while, he was dissatisfied with his present situation. During a day's trip, I saw a dwarf and threatened him: "Your time has come! The dwarf asked him why, and he said, "It's useless for a dwarf like you to live in the world. You can't farm, you can't be an official and govern the people, and you can't go to the front with weapons. People like you are not good for the country, just living in the world and wasting food, so now the emperor will kill you all. The dwarf burst into tears after hearing this. Dong Fangshuo said to him, "Don't cry for a while. Here comes the emperor. Here he comes, you should kowtow and apologize. "After a while, Emperor Wu rode by, and the dwarf cried and bowed. Emperor Wu asked, "Why are you crying?" The dwarf said, "Dong Fangshuo said the emperor would kill us short people!" " Emperor Wu asked Dong Fangshuo why he said this. Dong Fangshuo replied, "Chen Shuo would say that when he was alive, and he would say that when he died. The short man is only over three feet long, with a bag of rice and 240 yuan. I am more than nine feet tall, but I only got a bag of rice, including 240 yuan. The dwarf was so full that I panicked. Your majesty is looking for talents. If you think I'm right and you're a talented person, please use me again. If you are not a talent, come back to me and don't let me waste food here. " The emperor smiled and appointed him to be summoned by the Golden Horse Gate, so that he would have more opportunities to meet the emperor. One day, Emperor Wu was playing in the palace. He put a gecko under the bowl and let the ministers guess what it was. Ministers cannot guess. Dong Fangshuo stepped forward and speculated, "It's a dragon, right? It has no horns; It is a snake, but it has feet. It will crawl on the wall. Either a gecko or a quadruped snake! The emperor agreed and gave him ten pieces of satin. Let him guess again and again, he can guess and get a lot of rewards. Unconvinced, You Guo, the pet housekeeper around Emperor Wu, put a leaf with fungus and cheese under the basin for him to guess. If he guessed correctly, he was willing to accept 100 yuan. Dong Fangshuo said, "Raw meat is called bacon, and better meat is called bacon. "The parasitic thing born on the tree is called Zhi mushroom, which is under the pot." Hearing this, he guessed it again. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked someone to beat Mr. Guo Scheeren one hundred times. Mrs. Guo was beaten with a scream. Dong Fangshuo said again, "Duh! There is no hair on my mouth, my voice screams, and my ass is stuck for a long time. " Mr. Guo said angrily, "Dong Fangshuo dares to laugh at the close minister around the emperor and should be sentenced to abandon the city." Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked Dong Fangshuo, "Why did you laugh at him?" Dong Fangshuo said: "I didn't laugh at him, I just made a riddle with him!" " Emperor Wu said, "What is a riddle?" Dong Fangshuo said, "That hairless mouth is a dog hole. The voice is Wu feeding his Xiao Wu, with a high ass and a crane pecking. Mr. Guo was still unconvinced and said, "I'll ask him another riddle." If he can't guess, he will also be beaten. Then he made a riddle in homophonic: "Ling Hu, the old white rabbit, eyah, eyah." What is this? Dong Fangshuo thought for a moment and said, "An order is an order. Pot is a tool for holding things; Ostriches have irregular teeth; Old age is people's respect for him; White is a ghost house; Tu, is a slowly soaked road; Easy to have, uncertain; Oh, it's two dogs fighting. " All the riddles written by Mr. Guo Sheren failed him Ministers were amazed at Dong Fangshuo's quick thinking and humor. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty also liked him very much and appointed him as the assistant minister. One day, it was hot, and Liang Wudi ordered officials to come to the palace to get meat. After waiting for a long time, the meat distributor came back. Dong Fangshuo drew his sword and cut a large piece of meat. He said to his colleagues, "Today is dog days, and the meat is perishable. Please take it back quickly!" The next day, Emperor Wu said to Dong Fangshuo, "Yesterday, you gave me meat. Why didn't you cut the meat and go home without waiting for the imperial edict? Why? You should criticize yourself! " Dong Fangshuo said, "Come back! Come back! Why is it so rude to wait for the imperial edict? Draw your sword and cut the meat, how can you be so brave! Don't cut too much, why be so frugal! Take it home and show it to Xijun (wife and concubine). Why are you so kind? After hearing this, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said, "If you want to criticize yourself, you must praise yourself! "I also gave him a stone of wine and one hundred pounds of meat. He took them home in memory of his wife. Emperor Wu likes traveling incognito and hunting at will. He often leads the Guards to Huangshan Mountain in the west, Changyang Palace in the south and Yichun Palace in the west. I took a group of martial arts riders along the way. They hunt deer on horseback, chase foxes and rabbits, and even fight bears with their bare hands. During the hunting, the cavalry trampled on the crops and the people complained bitterly. It was suggested that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty build a royal garden. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty ordered Qiu Shouwang and others to design a large area of land from the south to Epang Palace, the east to Yiguo Palace and the west to Yichun Palace for hunting and rest. In order to build a garden with such a large piece of land, Dong Fangshuo wrote to urge Emperor Wu. He said: "If you build such a garden gate, it will destroy the pond and water environment. Invaded the fertile land of the people. This is useless to the country and the people. This is the first reason why it can't be built. Secondly, it destroyed people's graves and demolished people's houses, leaving people in come to a bad end with no shelter. Third, to build such a garden, we have to run with horses and things, travel north and south with cars, and dig deep ditches and canals. This is a waste of people and money, and you must never damage your majesty's supreme holy name with a day's pleasure. "Dong Fangshuo's admonition in Shanglinyuan is really touching. After reading and playing Shu, Emperor Wu appointed him as a doctor in Taizhong and gave him a hundred Jin of gold. However, Liang Wudi built the Shanglin Garden as I played by King Qiu Shou. Zhao Pingjun, the son of Princess Si Long, is a luxurious and dissipated dude. He married An Gongzhu, the daughter of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. His mother was afraid of making trouble and committing crimes after her son's death, so she took out 1000 pounds of gold and money in advance and gave it to the government to atone for her son. After the death of Princess Dragon, his son became more and more overbearing. One day, he drunk and killed the servant around Princess Yi 'an, and was officially detained. Because he is a relative of the country, he can't be punished casually, so Ting Wei handed him over to Emperor Wu for disposal. The ministers around Emperor Wu pleaded for him and said, "His mother gave him a sum of money to atone for his sins, and your majesty also agreed. "Emperor Wu said," My poor sister had this son when she was very old and entrusted it to me before she died. " Said to see tears. After a while, he dried his tears and said, "The law was made by the first emperor. If my sister broke the rules of the first emperor, how could I have the face to enter the ancestral temple of Emperor Gao! How to get to the Lebanese people? So he approved the punishment for his nephew, and at the same time Emperor Wu began to cry sadly. At this moment, Dong Fangshuo stepped forward and proposed a toast: "I heard that Holy King Kevin·Z rewarded his enemies and punished them regardless of their flesh and blood. Now your majesty follows the old adage, so every million people in the world can have their own place. This is the honor of the whole world. " Today, I hold this cup of wine and propose a toast to the emperor, risking my life to bid farewell to Long Live and Long Live! Emperor Wu said to him, "The ancient book says,' Speak when you should, so that people won't hate him'. Is it time for you to serve birthday wine today? Dong Fangshuo said: "I heard that happiness is excessive and yang is overflowing; If grief is excessive, Yin Qi should be reduced. When yin and yang change, the mood will move; Smart, scattered, evil spirits take advantage of it. The best thing to get rid of troubles is wine. Therefore, I offer birthday wine to show your majesty's justice and relieve your grief. If you don't understand taboos, you should say this plainly! At this time, Dong Fangshuo drank too much cheese and peed in the temple. Ministers dismissed him for "disrespect" and demoted him to Shu Ren. Later, he was summoned to the official department. Because of positive countermeasures, he served as a corps commander and gave a hundred silks. Princess Guantao, the aunt of Emperor Wudi, is also called Dou Taizhu. After her husband Hou died, she was widowed for many years and was in her fifties. A woman who sells jewelry often takes her 13-year-old son Yan Dong to her house. Dong Yan was very beautiful, so Dou Jiande kept him around and taught him how to shoot arrows. By the time he was eighteen, he was already a handsome boy. When he went out with Dou Taizhu, he took the reins and waited on one side when he went in. The whole capital knows his relationship with Dou Taizhu, and they all call him Dong Jun .. One day, Emperor Wu visited Dou Taizhu's house, and the princess was very excited and cooked for herself. Emperor Wu sat down and said to his aunt, "I hope to see your master." Dou Taizhu pulled Dong Yan out. I saw Dong hired, wearing a green hat and gloves, following the princess and saying to Emperor Wu, "I, a dear princess, risked my life to worship the emperor! "! Emperor Wu saw that he was very beautiful and liked him very much. He gave him many things and called him a "master". From then on, Yan Dong often fought, hunted and played football with Emperor Wu. Due to the increasingly close relationship with Emperor Wu, Dong's employment became famous in one fell swoop, and everyone in Beijing knew it. One day, Liang Wudi hosted a banquet in the Xuan room for Dou Taizu and Dong Yan. When they were about to enter the propaganda room, Dong Fangshuo stopped them with a halberd and said to Emperor Wu, "Yan Dong has three charges to kill: he served the princess privately in the name of a minister, which is the first capital crime. It is the second sin to corrupt men's and women's morality, confuse marriage etiquette, and hurt the king first; In the prime of life, Your Majesty should focus on the Six Classics, pay attention to the affairs of kings, admire Tang Yu's administration and respect the teaching of three generations. However, Dong Yan doesn't know how to convince students according to the classics. Instead, it emphasizes luxury, calling it luxury, trying to enjoy the joy of dogs and horses, and is extremely eager to hear and see. This is a national thief and a great harm to society. This is his third article. After listening to this, Emperor Wu kept silent. After a while, he said, "I have arranged a banquet. Let's change it next time!" Dong Fangshuo said, "No, Xuan Shi is the main hall of my late king, not to discuss legitimate state affairs, so you can't go in! It is in this way that promiscuity is gradually eliminated. Don't make it into such a situation: Marten taught Huan Gong to commit fornication, and later, after all, he became a victim with Yiya; Qing's father died in Ju 'an, and Lu was at peace. If Cai is destroyed, the same room will be safe. Emperor Wu listened and said, "Yes." Then he closed the banquet in the propaganda room and put it in. Dong hired him to go in from East Sima Gate, which was later renamed East Corner Gate. Give Dong Fangshuo 30 Jin of gold. From then on, Dong Yan gradually fell out of favor and died at the age of thirty. A few years later, Mrs Yan died, and Dong Yan was buried with her in Baling. Dong Fangshuo is still a writer. His prose is titled "Difficult to Answer Guests". Suppose the guests ask the author a difficult question and mock his "knowledge and wisdom", but it is difficult to compare with Su Qin and Zhang Yi. Then he argued, "It's all the same time, it's all the same time!" " ! During the Warring States Period, the princes contended, "Those who gain scholars are strong, and those who lose scholars are dead." Those who were talking and talking had a prominent position, but now the world is unified and the court holds the power of employing people. There is no difference between virtuous and immoral. It expresses the sense of oppression of intellectuals under the unified situation of the Han Dynasty, and exposes the reality that the rulers arbitrarily suppress talents, leading to the distinction between wisdom and stupidity. The work takes the form of satire and is full of grievances. His other article, On the Existence of a Gentleman, expresses the feeling of "difficult to talk" under the guise of the existence of a gentleman, and is also a work to express the feelings of a talented person. Dong Fangshuo's prose is most famous for the above two essays. Existing works 18, of which "Seven Suggestions" and "Difficult to Answer a Guest" are the most famous. Seven remonstrations uses Qu Yuan's life experience to write his own misfortune and express his sincerity to the monarch. It is difficult to answer a guest, which explains the trick of the autocratic monarch to fool his subordinates in a funny tone, reflecting the political chaos at that time. Although neither article has a title. In fact, it is a fu body. China's Fairy Tales and Ten Stories, though named Dong Fangshuo, are actually false and belong to myths and legends.

Dong Fangshuo in Taoism

Dong Fangshuo was a fairy in the Han Dynasty, and his nickname was Man Qing, which was recorded in the cave ghost. At the age of three, I caught a glimpse of the secrets of the world and recited them in my mouth. In the middle reaches of Yuanfeng, I suddenly saw the Queen Mother of the West picking mulberry on the coast of Dong Fangshuo in the White Sea. Legend has it that it is the essence of Taibai Star. On the first day of "The Record of Warriors", it said: "In Dong Fangshuo of the Han Dynasty, there was an excellent birthday girl who had been an official of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, but the birthday girl in the sky disappeared. After he died, the stars came out. " In Volume 6 of Taiping Guangji, it is said that there was a yellow-browed Weng who pointed to his mother and said, "I used to be a wife and raised as a white essence. Now you are also the essence of this star. " According to the legend of the immortals, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty became a doctor of Taizhong. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was good at magic in his later years, and Dong Fangshuo was well informed. He often talks about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty with supernatural things and strange things. Quite good at ephemeris, but also arrogant, and flying around. According to "The Legend of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty", Dong Fangshuo left by dragonfly, and there was nowhere to go. According to the legend of the cave fairy,

Teacher Dong Fangshuo went to Miyagu Zhizi. He was influenced by the real map of China, and later became the trusted minister of the Queen Mother of the West.

In addition, Tong Xi also tells two stories about Dong Fangshuo and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. One is that the Queen Mother of the West visited Jiuhua Hall on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month and gave five peaches to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Dong Fangshuo looked from the hall of Zhu Fu's east wing. The queen mother said, this child has come to our place three times for this Xiantao. Secondly, it is said that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty got the immortal wine and gave it to Dong Fangshuo. After Dong Fangshuo took over, he drank it all at once. Emperor Wu was furious and wanted to punish Dong Fangshuo. Dong Fangshuo Day: "If you kill Shuo, you don't want to take the exam, thinking that you have the exam, you won't die if you kill him." Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty highly praised this.

My father's name is Zhang Yi, whose word is Heping, and my mother's name is Tian. Father Zhang Yi looked like a child when he lived to be 200 years old. Three days after his birth, his mother Tian died, which was the third year. A woman next door adopted Dong Fangshuo. At this time, the East has just turned white, so the surname is "East". When Dong Fangshuo was three years old, whenever he saw any secret sutra in the world, he could recite it after reading it once, and he often pointed at himself in the air. On one occasion, the foster mother suddenly found that Dong Fangshuo had disappeared and didn't come back for more than a month, so the foster mother whipped him. Later, Dong Fangshuo ran away again and didn't come back until a year later. The foster mother was surprised to see him and said, "You've been gone for a year. How can I not worry?" Dong Fangshuo said, "Son, I haven't spent a day in the purple mud sea. The purple water in the sea stained my clothes. I went to Yuquan to wash it again and came back at noon in the morning. How can you say that it has been a year? " The foster mother asked, "Which countries have you been to?" Dong Fangshuo said, "I washed my clothes, rested on the platform of the underworld and took a nap. The princes of the underworld gave me red chestnuts and nectar, which almost killed me, and then gave me half a glass of Agnes. I have been in it for nine days. I'm awake. On the way back, I met a Hei Hu and rode it back. Because I was in a hurry, I hit the tiger hard and the tiger bit my foot. " The foster mother was very sad to hear this, so she tore off a blue dress and cloth to bandage Dong Fangshuo's foot injury. Later, Dong Fangshuo ran away again. When he left home for Wan Li, he saw a dead tree, so he hung the cloth wrapped around his adoptive mother's feet on the tree and immediately became a dragon. Later generations called this place "bronze". During the Yuanfeng period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, when the universe was not divided into heaven and earth, he visited the Great Lakes and suddenly saw his mother Tian picking mulberry leaves on the edge of the white sea. At this moment, an old man with yellow eyebrows suddenly came to Dong Fangshuo and said, "She used to be my wife. She was born in this world. Now, you are also the elf of Taibai Star. I haven't eaten whole grains for more than 90 years. I can shoot green light in my pupils and see hidden things in the dark. I change my bones and marrow every 3,000 years and peel them every 2,000 years. I have changed my bones three times and peeled them five times since I was born. " When Dong Fangshuo grew up, he became a doctor in the Han Dynasty. In his later years, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty loved Taoist immortals and had a close relationship with Dong Fangshuo. One day he said to Dong Fangshuo, "I hope the person I like will live forever. Can I do it? " Dong Fangshuo said, "I can make your majesty do it." Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked, "What medicine do you take?" Dong Fangshuo said: "There are Ganoderma lucidum in the northeast and spring fish in the southwest, which can make people live forever." Emperor Wu asked, "How do you know?" Dong Fangshuo said, "The three-legged sun bird once ate this ganoderma lucidum in the field. Xi He put his hand over Sanzuwu's eyes to prevent it from flying down, for fear that it would eat Ganoderma lucidum. If birds and beasts eat ganoderma lucidum, they will be numb. " Emperor Wu asked, "How do you know?" Dong Fangshuo said, "I accidentally fell into the bottom of the well when I was a child, and I couldn't get up for decades. A man led me to get Ganoderma lucidum, but I couldn't cross the Red River. The man took off a shoe and gave it to me. I take my shoes as a boat and take them across the river to pick ganoderma lucidum to eat. People in this country string pearls and white jade into mats. They let me into the tent made by Xia Yun, and let me lie on the pillow carved by Moyu, with the patterns of the sun, the moon and the thunder and lightning engraved on it. This kind of pillow is called' hollow pillow' or' carved pillow'. And put it on me? Do you have an expensive wool mattress? Made of wool. This kind of mattress is very cold and is often spread in summer, so it is called' soft algae mattress'. I touched it with my hand and thought it was water that got the mattress wet. A closer look reveals that there is a layer of light on the mattress. On one occasion, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty rested in Lingguang Hall, called Dong Fangshuo to the silk tent in front of the bedroom window, and asked him, "The royal family of the Han Dynasty took the' fire virtue' in the Yin and Yang elements as the master of their fate. So, in your opinion, which gods should the royal family worship to protect? Which of the five mascots should the royal family adopt? " Dong Fangshuo said, "I once swam in the Western Celestial Canyon. Seventy thousand miles east of Chang 'an, there is a Yunshan. There is a well at the top of Yunshan Mountain, from which all the clouds rise. The color of the cloud completely conforms to the' five elements' good omen that dominate the emperors in the world. If the emperor is Tude, yellow clouds will rise in the well; If it is Jinde, white clouds rise; If it is a fire, red clouds will rise; If it is Shuide, black clouds will rise. " After hearing this, Emperor Wudi was convinced. In the second year of Tai Chu, Dong Fangshuo came back from the evil countries in the west and brought back ten "sound wind trees" for Emperor Wu. This branch is nine feet long and the fingers are so thick. This kind of' acoustic wind wood' is produced in the river of' Xiao country' in the west. Because Xiao people are good at whistling, trees can also make sounds. This is the origin of the "Yin Huan" recorded in the Book of History and Yugong. Because the source of Xiaoguo River is very sweet water, birds like purple swallows and yellow storks gather in trees near the water to fly. The fruit of this' acoustic wind wood' is like a small pearl. When the wind blows, it makes the sound of pearls and jade, so it is called' Sound Wind Wood'. "Liang Wudi rewarded ministers with branches of anemone, and only ministers over the age of 100 were rewarded. When I am sick, my branches are leaking, and when I am in danger, my branches are broken. In ancient times, Laozi lived in the Zhou Dynasty for 2700 years, and the branches never seeped. There is also a fairy, Mr. Hongya, who was three thousand years old when he was Emperor Yao, and his branches have never been broken. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty gave Dong Fangshuo a "sound wind wood", and Dong Fangshuo said, "I saw this branch die three times, but it died and lived again. Is it better than water seepage, sweating and cracking? Less than half of a person's life, the branches will not ooze sweat. This tree oozes sweat once every five thousand years and withers once every ten thousand years. " Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty believed Dong Fangshuo's explanation. In the second year of Tian Han, Emperor Wu moved to Heilongge, and he was very eager to become an immortal and gain enlightenment. He gathered many Taoist alchemists and asked them to tell anecdotes about distant countries. At this time, I only left my seat and wrote a letter to Emperor Wu, saying, "I have been to Mirror Volcano in the Arctic, where there is no light in the sun and the moon, and only Longkou holds a candle to illuminate the four poles of the mountain. There is also a garden pond on the mountain, where many exotic flowers and plants are planted. There is a grass whose stem is open and looks like a golden lamp. If you break up the grass and light it, you can see ghosts. There is a fairy named Ning Feng who once lit a piece of this grass at night and could see the five internal organs in his stomach, so he called it' Cave-bellied Grass'. If the Ming emperor cut this grass down, chopped it into dyes and painted it on the wall of Yunguan, it would not be necessary to light a lamp when sitting in the viewing room at night, so this grass is also called "enchanting grass". If you put this grass under your feet, you can enter the water without sinking. " Dong Fangshuo once traveled to the place where the colorful clouds rose and got a nine-foot horse. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked what kind of beast it was, and said, "At the beginning, the Queen Mother of the West went to the East to play in a Yunguangbao car and untied the horse she was driving. It went to the Ganoderma lucidum farm in East Wang Fu. East Wang Fu was furious and drove the horse to the bank of Tianhe. Just as I was going to worship the father of the East King, I rode back on that horse. The horse circled the sun three times, and then ran to Hakodate, with the door still open. I went to sleep immediately and went home before I knew it. " When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked the name of the horse, he replied, "According to its situation, it was named' Buy a pony' and said," After this horse came to the world, when I rode it again, it was as slow and dull as a stupid donkey. I planted thousands of hectares of grass where colorful auspicious clouds rose. The grass is in the east of Jiujing Mountain. Flowers bloom every two thousand years. This time next year. I will cut the grass and feed it to the horse, so that the horse will not be hungry again. Dong Fangshuo added: "I have been to the polar regions of the East and passed through Xiangyun." . "The emperor asked," what is Jiyun? Dong Fangshuo said: "In Jiyun country, the color of clouds is often used to indicate good or bad luck. If there are auspicious things, colorful auspicious clouds will rise all over the house and shine brightly. If these five-color auspicious clouds fall on flowers and trees, they will become five-color dew, and the taste of dew is very sweet. " Emperor Wu asked, "Can you get some of these auspicious clouds and five-color dew?" Dong Fangshuo said: "After I cut Jiyun grass and feed it to the horse, I can get it by riding it, and I can go back and forth two or three times a day." So Dong Fangshuo got on his horse and walked eastward, and didn't come back until evening. He got dew in four colors: black, white, blue and yellow, and put it in blue glass cups, each containing half a liter, and gave it to Emperor Wu. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty gave five colors of nectar to ministers, who drank it, and all the old people became teenagers, and all the sick people recovered immediately. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty once saw a comet in the sky, so Dong Fangshuo gave him a Starwood. When Emperor Wu pointed to the sky, the comet disappeared at once, and people at that time didn't know what was going on. Dong Fangshuo is good at whistling loudly. Every time he screams, the dust will fly all over the sky. Before he died, Dong Fangshuo said to a friend who was an official with him, "Dong Fangshuo, no one in the world knows me, but only the princes know me. After Dong Fangshuo died, Emperor Wu called the maharaja and asked him, "Do you know Dong Fangshuo?" The maharaja said, "I don't understand." Emperor Wu asked, "What's your specialty?" The maharaja said, "I have studied ephemeris." Emperor Wu asked him, "Are all the stars in the sky?" The answer is, "all the stars are there, except Jupiter, which disappeared for eighteen years and now appears again." Emperor Wu looked up at the sky and sighed, "Dong Fangshuo has been by my side for eighteen years, but I never knew he was Jupiter!" "I feel very sad.