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Notes on Journey to the West (Chapter 76)
The seventy-sixth time, the heart house, the demon returned to the mother, the strange body is true.

Monkey made trouble in the old monster's stomach for a while, but when he saw nothing, he thought the old monster was dead and stopped fighting.

The old monster caught his breath and cried, "Buddha, have mercy on me."

"Hey, grandson, don't mess with that useless thing," Monkey said. Call grandpa. "

The old monster really cherishes his life and recited, "Grandpa! Grandpa! This is my fault. If I accidentally eat you, the Great Sage will treat me like a fart. We are willing to send your master across this mountain. "

Monkey was going to kill the monster, but when he said this, he relented and said, "Strange, I will spare you. What are you going to do with my master? "

The genie said, "I don't have any gold, silver or jewelry here either." Let's carry a sedan chair to send your master over the mountains. "

Monkey said with a smile, "Great. Open your mouth. I came out. "

The old monster obediently opened his mouth, but Dapeng leaned in and whispered, "Brother, when he reaches your mouth, you will bite him hard, chew him up and swallow him, and he will be finished."

Monkey heard clearly that something was rolling in his stomach, so he put the iron bar into the old monster's mouth. The old monster felt something coming out of his mouth, which made him bite it with all his strength. He only heard a click and bit his front teeth.

"Good you talk when fart monster!" Monkey took the stick and drank, "I spared your life, but you killed me." I'll kill you, don't go out! "

The old monster was in a hurry and complained about Dapeng: "Brother, didn't you lie to me?" I wish I had let him out just now. You had to let me bite him. Now his teeth are broken and he hasn't come out yet. What should I do? "

Seeing that the old monster blamed himself, Dapeng got bold and shouted, "Monkey, I heard that you are also a famous person, but I didn't expect you to be a coward."

"What's wrong with me?" The monkey asked in the monster's belly.

Dapeng said, "If you come out and work honestly with me, that would be a hero. What is the skill of hiding in people's stomachs? "

When Monkey heard this, he said to himself, "Yes, I just killed him in the stomach, and it won't get a good reputation if it gets out." Then he shouted, "well, just open your mouth and I'll come out and fight you." It's just that this hole is too narrow, so I have to go out and play. "

Hearing this, Dapeng ordered thirty thousand monsters in the cave. He got out of the hole, lined up and waited for Monkey to come out and fight together.

The second monster helped the old monster. When he came to the door, he shouted, "Monkey, come out and fight with us."

Monkey heard the sound in his stomach outside and knew it was out of the hole. He said to himself, "I don't go out, and talking is like farting;" But if I go out, these monsters talk like fart. They said they would send my master, but they lied to me and tried to kill me. I'll leave one hand and one in his stomach when I go out. " I thought about it, reached out and pulled out a hair and turned it into a thin rope, which was forty feet long. One end is tied to the heart of the old monster, and the other end is in my hand. I smiled and said, "As soon as I go out, I will ask them to see Master off. If I don't, I'll pull the rope. " I wanted to climb into the old monster's mouth, but I saw Kouga like a sharp knife. I thought, "What if I go out of my mouth and he breaks the rope?" So he dragged the rope and climbed into the old monster's nose.

The old monster felt his nose itch, sneezed and sprayed Monkey Brother out.

Monkey showed his true colors, pulling a rope in one hand and holding an iron bar in the other.

When the old monster saw this word, he waved a steel knife and cut it. Erguai and Dapeng also came forward to help. Monkey raised his stick to meet him, glanced at the monster, and, fearing being besieged, let go of the rope and turned over and landed on the hillside. He tugged at the rope with both hands, and the old monster felt like a knife. Later, I earned it, and the monkey pulled it again.

The little devil saw it from a distance and said, "Your Majesty, don't mess with him! This monkey didn't follow the routine and flew a kite before Qingming. "

When the Monkey King heard the rope pull hard, the old monster jumped up and pulled again. The old monster fell straight to the ground like a broken kite, smashing the hard yellow land into a pit two feet deep.

As soon as the second child met Dapeng, he grabbed the rope and threw himself into the tunnel: "Great Sage, it is said that you are an ambitious fairy. Who knows that you are a rat-bellied person, and you have agreed to do it openly, why do you still have to tie the rope in my eldest brother's stomach? "

The Monkey King said with a smile, "You shameless monsters tricked me into coming out to kill me, and people even beat me. How can you argue about this? " . I'm going to drag this old monster to my master. "

The two monsters begged for mercy together and said, "Great Sage, please forgive me. We are willing to send your master over the mountain. "

Monkey said with a smile, "If you want him to live, cut the rope with a knife."

The old monster got up and said, "Grandpa, just cut off the outside. What about the one tied inside? It's disgusting to get stuck in your throat. "

Monkey said, "Say the word, and I'll get into your stomach and untie it for you."

How dare that old monster let Monkey in again? He panicked. "What if you can't come out if you go in!"

"I can untie your rope outside, too," Monkey said. If you untie it, will you give it to my master properly? "

The old demon looked sincere and said, "As long as you untie it, I will definitely give it to your master. I won't blame you this time. "

Brother Monkey looked at the old monster and thought he was not lying, so he shook his hand and took a hair, and the old monster was not difficult to feel at once.

Three monsters jumped up and thanked them. "Please ask the Great Sage to go back and tell the Tang Priest that we will pick him up when we go back to tidy up." Then we went back to the cave together.

When Monkey Brother walked back, he saw Xuanzang rolling on the ground and playing with bears. Old pig and old sand were distributing luggage beside him. Monkey thought, "That's all. Bajie must have told Master that I was eaten by a monster. The host couldn't bear to let me cry there, so the idiot went to divide the luggage and broke up. " He thought for a moment, pressed the cloud head and shouted, "Master!" "

Lao Sha panicked when he heard the monkey's cry. He said angrily to the old pig, "You are a finished toy and you know it's harmful. Brother is not here? Just say that he is still doing this business here after he dies. "

The old pig said, "Hum! No, I clearly saw that he was swallowed by a monster. It must be the ghost of the monkey. "

Monkey stepped forward and grabbed the master's old pig, and a big mouth slapped him, beating the old pig up and down, and said angrily, "Idiot! Am I a ghost? "

Burying his face, the old pig said, "Brother, you, weren't you eaten by a monster?" How did you survive? "

"I miss you like crazy," Monkey said. "He ate me, so I made trouble in his stomach. I spared his life when he asked his grandfather to tell his grandmother about the pain. Now I have to carry the master in a sedan chair and send him across the mountain. "

Hearing this, Xuanzang stood up at once and said to Monkey, "Disciple! You have worked hard! If I believe in Wuneng, I will die soon. "

Brother Monkey hit the old pig with his fist and scolded, "You idiot who eats swill!" " ! Don't do anything! Don't worry, master, the monster will come to see you across the mountain. "

Lao Sha was also a little ashamed, so he quickly packed his bags and waited on the road with a few people.

Three monsters returned to the cave, and the second monster said, "Brother, I thought the Monkey King had nine heads and eight tails. It turned out to be such a small monkey! You shouldn't eat him, he can beat us there! There are so many monsters in the cave that one person can drown him by spitting. I just said that I was lying to the Tang Priest when I sent him to save the eldest brother. "

"Brother, what are you going to do if you don't send the Tang Priest?" The old monster asked.

The second monster stuck out his nose and said, "If you give me three thousand little monsters, I can catch the monkey."

"Don't say three thousand," said the old monster. "You can choose as many monsters as possible. As long as we can catch the monkey, everyone has credit. "

The second demon ordered 3,000 goblins and took them to the roadside to form an array. He ordered a demon to go to Xuanzang with a blue chess piece and said, "Monkey! Come and have a fight with my grandfather and two kings! "

The old pig smiled and said, "Hum! Brother, is the bullfight broken? I thought it was a sedan chair. How can it be called war? "

The Monkey King said angrily, "The old monster surrendered behind my back and didn't dare to show his face. The second monster must have been unconvinced before calling for war. All three brothers are loyal, aren't we three loyal? I have hit the old monster, so you can hit these two monsters. "

The old pig said, "Hum! Still afraid of him! Wait for me to hit him. "

Brother Monkey said, "Then you can go."

The old pig said wryly, "Hum! Brother, please lend me your rope. "

"You can't get into his stomach," Monkey said. Why do you need a rope? "

"Tie the rope around my waist," said the old pig. "If I lose, you can pull me back."

Monkey said with a smile, "I'll just play a trick on this idiot." He tied a rope around the old pig's waist to encourage him to go to war.

The old pig ran to the edge of the cliff with a rake and shouted, "monster, come out!" " Come and fight with your grandpa pig! "

The blue flag demon quickly reported to the second monster: "Your Majesty, here comes a monk with a long mouth and big ears."

The second king went out to see the old pig without saying anything. After seven or eight rounds, the old pig couldn't stand it. He quickly turned around and shouted, "Brother, I can't, please pull me back!" "

In this way, the monkey didn't pull the rope, but threw it at the rope with a wave of his hand.

The old pig ran back desperately and accidentally tripped over a loose rope, but he didn't get up in a hurry and fell another one. The second monster caught up with him, stretched out his long nose like a dragon and rolled the old pig back into the hole.

When Xuanzang saw this, he said angrily, "Wukong, no wonder Wu can curse you to death. You two brothers are heartless, you just know that you are jealous of each other! He asked you to drag him back. Why not just ignore him and let him be taken away by the devil? What if he is killed by a monster? "

The Monkey King laughed and said, "Master, you are too defensive and eccentric! You don't care if my grandson is caught, and you blame me for that idiot being caught. You have to make that idiot suffer and let him know that it is not easy to learn from the scriptures. "

Xuanzang said, "Disciple, why don't I care if you get caught? I think your skills are great. You will change. You are always lucky. That idiot is stupid and stupid. If he is caught, he will have bad luck. Please go and save him. "

"Master, don't complain," Monkey said. Can't I save him? " Then he jumped up the hill, secretly hating, "This idiot cursed me to death. I can't use him. Let's go and see how the monster treats him, let him suffer, and then I'll save him. " So he turned into a cricket, caught up with them, nailed them to the old pig's ear and followed the demons into the hole.

The elephant went into the hole and shouted, "Brother, but I also caught one."

"Show me!" The old monster said.

As soon as the elephant let go of his nose, the old pig fell to the ground.

The lion essence looked at it and said, "This fellow is useless."

Hearing this, the old pig quickly said, "Hum! Your majesty, let go of the useless and bring back the useful. "

"It's no use," said Dapeng. "I'm also a disciple of the Tang Priest. I was sleepy first, so I sent it to the back pond to soak. When my hair fades, I'll salt it. "

The old pig was frightened and said, "That's all! It turned out to be caught by the pickle monster. "

The little devils laid hands on him together, tied up the old pig and threw it into the backyard pond.

When Monkey flew up, he saw the old pig sprawled in the water, pouting. Seeing his face, he was angry and sad. He said to himself, "Alas, it's also a brother-in-law's game. I just hate that he always quarrels and divides his luggage, and he also encourages the master to read small spells. I heard Lao Sha say that he secretly saved some private money. I didn't know if it was true, so I scared him. " If you want to fly near, you will hold your voice and shout, "Pig Wuneng! Pig Wuneng! "

When the old pig heard the shrill sound, he felt trembling all over. He panicked and said, "Hum! Bad luck. How can anyone here know my name? Who called me? "

Brother Monkey said, "It's me."

"Who are you?"

"I am a headhunter in the underworld." Said the monkey.

The old pig choked with fear and panicked. "Where are you from, sir?"

Monkey said, "The King of Five Hades sent me to meet you."

Old pig said, "OK, sir, go back and tell Yan that he and my brother the Monkey King have a good friendship. Tell him to wait for me one day and come back tomorrow. "

Brother Monkey said, "Bullshit! Yan let you die in the middle of the night, who dares to leave you in the fourth watch! Come with me quickly, lest I put on a rope to pull you. "

The old pig said, "it's really inconvenient now, manager." Look at me, I still want to live. Hum! Well, if you die, you must die. When the monster catches my master and them tomorrow, they will all pay the bill together. "

Monkey said with a smile, "Forget it, I still have thirty people to hook up with. I can go to them first, and finally I will come to you tomorrow, but you have to give me something to pay for the trip. "

The old pig said, "Hum! Don't! Where did I come from? "

Brother Monkey said, "You have no money. What are you talking about here?" ! Come with me now! "

The old pig grabbed another bite in a panic and said, "wait a minute, sir, wait a minute, there is money!" " Just not too much. "

"Where is it?" Asked the monkey. Take it out quickly! "

The old pig sighed and said, "Poor thing! Since I became a monk, I met good people and saw that I had eaten too much, so give me more. Up to now, I have saved five yuan. Because the chess pieces were not easy to put away, I went to the city to find a silversmith to fight, and the damn man stole a few cents from me, leaving four pieces and six cents together. Well, then take it. "

Monkey said with a smile, "You don't even have a decent dress on you. Where did you hide the money? "

The old pig said, "Stuff it in my left ear. I can't tie it here. Take it out yourself. "

Hearing this, the monkey stopped to dig the old pig's ear, and sure enough, he squeezed out a piece of silver weighing four dollars together. He couldn't help laughing when he held it in his hand.

The old pig heard the laughter, recognized the voice of Monkey Brother, and cursed in the water: "Ah! You shameless BiMarvin! I am like this, and you still lie to me! "

The Monkey King smiled again: "Fuck you, you swill-eating fool! I don't know how much you have suffered, but you saved the money yourself. "

The old pig said, "Hum! Look at you! What private money? I saved it with my teeth. I can't bear to eat or drink. I saved some money to buy clothes fabric, but you lied to me. Give it to me quickly. "

Brother Monkey said, "None of them are yours!"

Old pig scolded 1, "hum! If you don't pay it back, you won't pay it back. Just spend money to get me out. "

"Don't worry, I'll save you," Monkey said. Then hide the silver, show your true colors, pick up the old pig and untie the rope.

The old pig stood up, took off his clothes, wrung out the water, put it on his shoulder and said, "Brother, let's sneak out the back door."

"Look at your little success," Monkey said. "Let's call from the main entrance."

The old pig said, "Hum! My feet are numb and the walkways are hard. "

"Cut the crap and come with me," Monkey said. Then he swung the iron bar and smashed it out.

The old pig had no choice but to follow Monkey to the second gate and found his rake there. He stepped forward to push away the guarding goblin, swung his rake and hit the door three or four times, killing many goblins.

Hearing the noise, the lion essence said to the elephant essence, "Look at the man you caught! Good catch! You see how many people monkeys rob pigs and kill us! "

Elephant essence quickly grabbed the pike and rushed out to scold: "Po Hou! Shameless! "

Monkey turned around and fought with the elephant essence. When the old pig saw the jealous monkey, he cheated him out of his private money. He didn't come forward to help, but watched from a distance. When the monster saw that Monkey had a good stick, he would roll when his nose stretched out. Monkey hurriedly lifted the stick with both hands, and his nose caught the traveler's waist, but it didn't entangle Monkey's hands.

The old pig saw it and said, "Hum! Lucky monster, I was stupid enough to be entangled in my hand, but not in the traitor's hand. I'll take a stick and look at your nose. It won't hurt you to death. "

The monkey didn't expect to be here, so the old pig reminded him. He really made the iron bar smaller and stabbed it into the elephant's fine nostrils.

The elephant was in pain, so he let go of his nose and was caught by Monkey Brother. As soon as the old pig sees it, he will hit him with a rake.

Brother Monkey said, "No! That rake is very sharp. If it bleeds heavily, Master will blame us. Just hit it with the handle. "

The old pig listened to the rake, and the monkey brother took the elephant's thin nose for a step. The old pig raked it, like two elephant slaves leading an elephant.

Xuanzang saw it in the distance and asked Lao Sha, "Wukong, what do you think they brought back?"

Lao Sha saw it and said with a smile, "Master, Big Brother blew his nose to pull the monster over, which made me laugh to death."

Xuanzang said, "What a kindness! What a monster! What a long nose! You tell him that the monster will spare his life if he will send us across the mountain. "

Lao Sha hurried forward to meet Monkey Brother and shouted, "Master said that the monster would spare his life as long as he was willing to send him across this mountain."

Hearing this, the elephant fell to his knees and hissed, "Master Tang, if you can spare my life, I will send you across the mountain in sedan chair at once."

Monkey said, "Our master and disciples are all kind-hearted people. I'll spare you. Go and lift the sedan chair quickly. If you mess with moths again, I will kill you. "

The monster knocked a few more times and hurried back to the hole.

The Monkey King told Xuanzang about the old pig's private money. The old pig was ashamed and ran to the slope to dry his clothes.

The elephant spirit ran into the cave in a panic and met the lion spirit and Dapeng who heard the news. Everyone went back to the cave and said something about the past. They all looked at each other and said nothing.

Xiang Jing said, "Brother, do you want to send Tang Priest?"

The lion said, "Brother, that monkey is too powerful. Let's arrange it quickly and send them away. "

Dapeng airway: "Send an egg!"

"Well, there's nothing I can do," said the lion. Good brother, if you don't go, we'll see him off. "

Dapeng thought for a moment and smiled: "If the two brothers are in bed, if the monk won't let us send them, it's still their lives;" If you let us send it, it's just my pastime! "

"Oh?" The lion asked, "What do you mean?"

Dapeng said, "We selected 30 cooks carefully from the little monsters, arranged tea and rice for the Tang Priest, and then selected 16, eight sedan chairs and eight guides, with the three of us accompanying us. Don't forget that my city is 400 miles to the west, and free people will meet me there. We will be embarrassed at that time, and the Tang Priest will be easily captured. "

Lion Jing woke up from a dream and even said, "All right, all right!" Immediately, he counted all the little devils and selected a candidate. Then he went out with a fragrant rattan sedan chair and ordered, "No one is allowed to wander up the mountain! Monkey Sun is a suspicious monkey. I am afraid that I will see through the trick when I meet. "

The lion spirit led the little monsters to the road and shouted, "Master Tang, please cross the mountain early."

Xuanzang asked, "Wukong, who called me?"

Monkey stretched out his hand and pointed, "That's the monster carrying the sedan chair over there to pick us up."

Xuanzang folded his hands and made a pilgrimage to heaven, saying, "What a kindness! How can I live if the apprentice is not so powerful? " After the worship, he went straight to the monster and saluted: "Thank you for your kindness. When we return to the east, we will definitely help you promote it. "

The demons kowtowed and said, "Please get on the sedan chair."

Xuanzang's flesh and blood, I don't know if it's a trick. The monkey defeated his enemy and didn't pay attention. He told old pig and old sand to pack their horses and set off.

Eight monsters carried the sedan chair, eight monsters led the way, and three demon kings followed. Xuanzang happily sat in a sedan chair, climbed up the mountain and headed west along the road.

After walking for a few days, the monsters were still eating and drinking. In the blink of an eye, they passed 400 miles and reached the foot of the Lion Camel City.

Master and apprentice looked up and saw that the city was full of wolves, tigers and leopards. The monkey is not surprised. Just then, he heard the wind behind his ears. When Monkey looked back, it turned out that Dapeng was hitting his head with a square painting halberd. The monkey quickly turned over, took out a stick and began to work with Dapeng. The lion spirit and elephant spirit also entangled the old pig and sand one after another, and the remaining sixteen little monsters obeyed orders and carried Xuanzang into the city.

When they arrived at the gate of the city, the monsters ordered, "Your Majesty has an order not to disturb the Tang Priest. If you scare him, the meat will be sour and not delicious. "

The little demons happily carried Xuanzang's sedan chair to the Golden Hall and asked Xuanzang to sit down and have a good tea and meal.

Xuanzang was stunned by the sudden change and sat there groggy and at a loss.

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