2. The traditional crosstalk left by the old man always has more than 1000 paragraphs. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost. ...
I am glad to have come many times. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will get the money. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.
4, law-abiding and depressed, strong beam night songs, riding a donkey to harm people, still hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
5. I am a rich man. Today, backstage, I drove here and they all came on foot. The old gentlemen in Tianjin began to leave on Tuesday. But my car has had some problems recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. I won't know until I check. I dropped my pedal. ...
6. Listening to cross talk shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... Anyway, it's no problem to sit with the G8 and swear! Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " ..... regardless of the law, I would have killed him! Can't understand foreign language crosstalk ...
7. We fell in love with cross talk on TV. Why? Say it! The director arranged applause. Once on stage, today, wow ~ ~, we, wow ~ ~, for everyone, wow ~ ~, say a picture, wow ~ ~, sound, wow ~ ~, wow ~ ~, (Cheerful: a word and a drum! ) "bad", wow ~ ~, clap if it is not good! ?
8. Tongxian County is an inalienable part of our territory.
9. He didn't park his door, didn't park his lock, and it was a bank security lock. He can poke it with celery.
President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui.
1 1. Know the women on the kang and the shoes on the kang.
12, scientists know martial arts, and hooligans can't stop it.
13, you haven't seen my daughter-in-law, beautiful! Tall, with a big face and heavy eyebrows. She has no beard. She should have a beard like Zhang Fei.
14, twenty people, male and female, standing in front of the White House, all the bags are ready-reporter! I have to be careful what I say. I don't want to be caught by them and embarrass China people. Next, the gang came over: "Master, would you like a plate?" Sell! What do you think the White House Cultural Bureau does for food?
15, your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.
16, one day the master went down the mountain to dance.
17, the house we live in is full of holes, and when it rains, it will kill us. It's raining outside, and it's raining outside. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the street. ...
18, "Just say Mr. Xing's father, Master Wang ..."
"Stop it, Master Xing!"
"What? What's his surname? "
"Xing!"
"Your surname is Xing, and he is also Xing. How do you get together?"
"What's this called!"
"What a coincidence!"
19, the train station has no tickets. Thanks to my girlfriend, I found a policeman and asked, "Do you know where the ticket scalper is?" The music of pol.ice: "I'm looking for it, too!"
20. "I bought a bottle of mineral water and took a sip-fake!" "How fake? It is mixed with water! "
2 1, I am a second-hand scientist!
22. Son: "Dad! I'm hungry! " Dad: "Hungry again. Didn't you eat it last year? "
23 ... There is only one quilt at home-as big as a mask. Hold the baby's navel, hold it, baby, stop it. What about mother-in-law and wife? Oh, is this a death wish? Lie down, I'll go out and get you a quilt ... I brought two baskets of soil, poured it on my body, and rounded it with a shovel. Be careful when you turn over, don't freeze ... Oh, this bitch is doomed, who will bury me? What should I do? I found a pillow myself and used bricks as pillows together. There was a broken water tank at the door, so I pulled it over and covered it with a quilt. ...
24. If you want to eat crabs, take off the lid of the steamed bread.
25. I like reading. I read Jin Ping Mei when I was young, and I want to be a scientist when I grow up.
26. Mr. Zhang has been in poor health recently-F D AIDS cancer ... Anyway, it's just a small disaster. ...
27. Little girl, give your uncle a smile. If you don't laugh, your uncle will give you a smile.
You know my appetite, and I don't like roast duck, so I can't eat it after eating four. I said, I really can't eat. I have to eat when I get home later.
29. There is also a sign here in heaven: No stalls are allowed around 400 meters in heaven!
30, a palm-wide heart-protecting hair, and a hairtail tattoo.
3 1, the film and television circle is not easy. Those actresses slept with the director in order to go to the theater. I hate this. There are too few female directors ... Where are our actors? There is a play that I think is quite suitable. Female directors in his thirties. I am 2 1 this year. God have mercy on me. It's finally my turn. Go to the director, knock on the door, it's over, it's over.
Why?
The producer is lying in the house.
32.- Wen Shun, what have you found?
-My mother brought me eggs.
-Give it to me.
-No ... guess, guess how many.
I guess you gave me one.
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Five?
Flight 33.90 14, Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun. The fare is 5 yuan. Please board the plane. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats.
34. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. ...
There are quite a lot of Japanese in China now, and I hate Japanese. There are many Japanese where I live. There is a couple, although the Japanese are generally not tall, but this couple is extremely tall, male 1.2 m, female 1. 1 m, they have been playing aristocratic sports and love golf. When they are free, they always hit a small steel ball with a small stick and pick it up. After the ball hits 10 meter, it will take them half a day to pick it up. They had a good time.
One day, it broke down. After the fight, I went to find that I had broken someone else's glass. Looking through the glass, there is a broken antique vase inside, and their ball is on the ground next to it. They knocked at the door at once. When they saw a man inside, they said, Sorry, we accidentally broke the glass and antiques while playing ball. Let's apologize. The man said, don't apologize, I have to thank you both. These two Japanese people don't understand. What's going on here?
The man said, I am not an ordinary person. I am a fairy. I stayed in that vase all the time. You saved my life today. I can't come out until the vase is broken.
Wow, the couple were happy and told the fairy that they all said they could make a wish and help us do anything after saving the fairy. The fairy said, well, ask if you have any requirements. The man said, I want land and resources in China. Do you agree? The fairy said, well, you can have it when you go home. The woman said, I want all the gold and jewels in China. The fairy said that when you go home, you will have gold and jewels.
At this time, the fairy said, my fairy has limited strength and can only promise you 1 person 1. I have to keep 1 for myself. Can you satisfy me? The couple said, no problem. We Japanese are the most honest. We assure you. Go ahead. The fairy said, I have been in the vase 1000 years. I am very happy to meet your wife today. I wish I could stay in bed with your wife for a while.
The Japanese man was very unhappy and said, then you have to add 5 yuan. The fairy said, the money will be in your bed when you get home. The fairy brought the woman into the house. The man is waiting outside. After waiting for 2 hours, the door opened and the fairy and the lady came out. They sat down to have a rest. The fairy said while smoking, how old are you? The Japanese said, we are all 27. The fairy said, at the age of 27, you are still so simple-minded. Do you still believe there are immortals in the world? ! !
36. Revitalize cross talk by yourself? Impossible, it will also play the role of vibration]
-These are false teeth.
-Throw it away.
Don't throw it away, it's too bad.
-Why?
-Attach a stick as a tickle.
38. The old fox fairy saw Xiao Xinu flying around the imperial city: "Come here, come here, you are speeding! Do you know? "
39. As soon as I walked to the door of Yansha, I burst into tears. When will such a big deal be mine?
40. Some of you know me and some don't. I am Degang Guo, an unknown crosstalk performer in China.