Xiang Ru {Meditation}: The king of Qin traded the city for jade, but Zhao refused, and Zhao lost money; Zhao gave it to Qin Bi, but he didn't. The fault is Qin. Comparing these two countermeasures, we would rather agree to Qin's request and let him bear the responsibility of indefensible. Prince Zhao: That makes sense. Who can go to Qin?
Xiang Ru {Frowns}: If your Majesty can't find anyone, I would like to go to Qin with He Shibi. When the city was given to Zhao, Bi was left in the State of Qin. The city won't give it to Zhao, and I promise to give it back to Zhao completely. Wang Zhao {nodding approvingly}: In your opinion.
third place
(Lin Xiangru came to the State of Qin with Choi, but I didn't expect the King of Qin to meet him in the Piandian).
Xiang Ru {Calm}: Kneel on one knee. Lin Xiangru, special envoy of Qin, see your Majesty.
Qin Wang {contemptuously}: Have you ever brought jade?
Xiang Ru (hands presented): Please have a look.
The bodyguard took the jade and presented it to the king of Qin. The king of Qin was very happy. He handed it to the concubines and attendants around him, and the ministers cheered "Long live". )
Qin Wang: This is really a treasure.
(Lin Xiangru saw that the king of Qin didn't mean to give the city to Zhao, so he stepped forward. )
Xiang Ru {relaxed smile}: There are spots on your majesty's wall. Allow me to show them to your majesty.
Qin Wang {looks at each other in confusion}: Oh?
When he said this, he gave Yu a photo. )
Items such as (retreat from the wall, stand on the column, stand on the wall, and rush to the crown with anger): Wang wants to win the wall and write a letter to Zhao Wang. The king of Zhao summoned all his ministers to discuss and said,' Qin is greedy, relying on his strength and cheating the wall with false words, lest he lose the city of Zhao.' I won't give it to Qin and Cui. However, I don't think the communication between civilians is deceiving each other, let alone the communication between big countries! And because of a piece of jade, the powerful state of Qin is unhappy and should not. So the prince of Zhao fasted for five days and sent me to guard Hebi, worship the court and present my credentials in person. Why is this? To respect the prestige of a big country. Now I come to the state of Qin, and the king meets me at the General Palace. The etiquette is very slow. After I got this jade, I passed it on to my concubines to tease me. I think the king didn't mean to compensate Zhao 15 cities, so he took it back. The king must persecute me, and my head will be hit on the post with Cui! "
Guard A: How dare you be presumptuous in the hall?
(The guards come forward to grab the wall, but they dare not rush to wait for the life of the king of Qin. )
Xiang Ru: Your Majesty, if you really want to force me, I'll hit the post with my head and bi now.
Qin Wang {with an apologetic smile on his face}: Please forgive my negligence just now. Somebody please.
The official in charge took out the map and showed it to fifteen cities in Zhao. )
Moderator: Ambassador Zhao, this is Zhao's 15 cities.
(Xiang Ru thought: You guys are trying to cheat me, right?)
Xiang Ru: He Shibi is a treasure recognized by the world, and the prince of Zhao is in awe of the king and dare not give it away. The prince of Zhao was sent away and fasted for five days. Now the king should also fast for five days, and set up the etiquette of "nine guests" in the court, so that I can dare to offer the jade.
fourth
(Xiang Ru, after returning to the inn, thought hard and finally thought of a clever plan)
Xiang Ru (with a heavy face): Somebody!
Attendant: What would you like?
(Xiang Ru took out the color package and handed it to his entourage, who took it in confusion)
Attendant: Your Excellency. . . .
Xiang Ru {interrupting the entourage}: I don't think the king of Qin planned to give it to the city either. Please disguise yourself as soon as possible, and be sure to give He Shibi to the king. The entourage is a little embarrassed, but your honor. . . What would you do?
Xiang Ru: I have my way, so don't go.
Attendant {looks at each other reluctantly}: Take care, my Lord.
(Looking at the back of the entourage, like a long sigh)
Xiang Ru: If the King of Qin really killed me, I would be worthy of my mission.
Fifth place
After five days of fasting, the King of Qin held a ceremony of "Nine Guests" in the imperial court to entertain Lin Xiangru, the envoy of the State of Zhao. )
Xiang Ru {fearless smile}: Since Qin Mugong, none of the more than 20 monarchs in the State of Qin kept his promise. I was really afraid of being cheated by the king, and I was sorry for Zhao, so I sent someone back with jade and went to Zhao by the path. Besides, Qin Qiang and Zhao Wei. If the king sends a small envoy to Zhao, Zhao will immediately send someone to take the city wall. Now, with the strength of Qin, we will cut fifteen cities to Zhao first. How dare Zhao offend the king by guarding the wall? I know that the crime of deceiving the king should be put to death, and I ask Tang Yong to punish it. I hope the king and his ministers will discuss this matter carefully. The king of Qin and his ministers look at each other and exclaim. Some attendants want to drag Lin Xiangru out of court. )
Qin: Since you want to die so badly, I will help you. Somebody, take him away.
(Guards approach and pull each other like victims)
Qin Wang {shakes his head helplessly}: Stand down. Kill Lin Xiangru now, and you won't get He Shibi after all. On the contrary, you will sever the friendly relationship between Qin and Zhao. Take this opportunity to treat him well and let him go back to Zhao. Will Zhao Wang cheat Qin for a piece of jade?
The king of Qin finally met Lin Xiangru at the court, completed the meeting etiquette and sent him back to Zhao. )
Sixth
After a night's hard work by the guards, I finally handed Choi-hi to the Prince of Zhao safely. )
Wang Zhao {sullenly}: I'm a little worried. I don't want to lose such a loyal person!
Miao Xian {forced smile}: Your Majesty need not worry, just like other lucky people, they have their own faces.
Wang Zhao {sad face}: Alas. . . . . .
(suddenly listening to foreign newspapers)
Zhao Jiangjia {urgent}: Report to your Majesty that Lin Xiangru is back.
Wang Zhao (anxiously): Go there quickly.
Xiang Ru {sincere smile}: See Your Majesty.
Prince Zhao {standing near, helping himself to get up}: it is difficult to love Qing. Not only did he not lose Zhao's face, but he also brought He Shibi back intact and left unscathed. It was hard work!
Xiang Ru: Your Majesty is serious. Serving the country is the duty of the grass people.
Miao Xian: Xiang Ru really lived up to expectations.
Zhao Wang: If you have made great contributions this time, let yourself be a doctor!
Xiang Ru: Xie Wang
Seventh place
(Qin Jun took the city to kill people, and the prince of Zhao was angry and anxious. )
Miaoxian: Xuanqin made an envoy to the temple.
Qin envoy: the envoy of the state of Qin. See Zhao Wang.
Wang Zhao {angry}: What did the King of Qin send you for?
Ambassador Qin {Letter}: A special letter from the King of Qin.
Miao Xian took the letter and presented it to the prince of Zhao, who flew into a rage after reading it. )
Zhao Wang (throwing letters at the Qin envoy, growling): You took my city and killed my people, and now you want to make up? No way! Somebody please.
Guard: Yes.
Wang Zhao (even more angry, standing up and pointing to Qin Shihuang): Pull him out and behead him!
(The bodyguard pulls up the Qin envoy and goes out. Lin Xiangru quickly picked up the letter and scanned it. )
Xiang Ru: Wait a minute. (Facing the Prince of Zhao) Your Majesty, absolutely not. This will only make Qin more angry, which is not good for our country. I beg your majesty to spare his life. As for the invitation of the king of Qin, have you been invited?
Wang Zhao: The King of Qin is heartless. I'm afraid something will happen to him if he goes.
Xiang Ru: If the King doesn't go, it will appear that Zhao is weak and timid, which is not conducive to the long-term development of Zhao. Please think twice.
The prince of Zhao is deep in thought, and the ministers take the letter and have a look. )
Lian Po: Lord Lin has a point. Please think twice.
Ministers (kneeling): Please think twice.
Wang Zhao (angrily to Qin Shihuang): Go back and tell the king of Qin that I'm leaving.
Ambassador Qin (scared): Thank you. (Stumbling away)
No.8
Lian Po (kneeling on the grave): Your Majesty, it is estimated that your schedule and meeting etiquette will not exceed 30 days. If your Majesty can't come back within 30 days, please allow me to make a prince king to break the threat of Qin Jun.
Wang Zhao (looking at the distance, worried): Ai Qing means well. Just do as you say.
Lian Po (getting up): Yes. (pulls Lin Xiangru) Lin's adult, this is running-in. I have arranged for heavy troops to occupy important places. Please be sure to save Zhao Wang.
Xiang Ru (serious): Please rest assured that I will defend the dignity of the King and Zhao to the death.
Lian Po: If the King of Qin really dares to move, I'll let him bleed like a river! Take care, your majesty. Take care, Lord Lin.
Xiang Ru: Take care.
Ninth place
There is a huge conspiracy in the Qin military camp. )
Qin Wang: I will meet Wang Zhao in Mianchi tomorrow. I want to know what your arrangement is.
Qin: Your Majesty, I have deployed heavy troops to occupy important places. Once I do it, your majesty can get away with it and let the prince of Zhao come and never return.
Qin Wang (with a sly smile on his face): OK, well done. I'll get a reward when it's done
Qin: (secretly pleased): Xie Wang. But ... (Only Nuo Nuo whispered)
Qin Wang: But what? Go ahead.
Qin: There are many Zhao armies besides our army.
Qin Wang (with a puzzled and uneasy expression): Oh? Where is it?
Qin Chenjia (shows the map to the King of Qin): Here, here.
King Qin (contemptuous): It's not worth mentioning. Zhaojun is only a small area. Send troops to meet at the periphery.
Qin: Right.
No. 10
Lian Po (worried): It is estimated that the King will arrive in Mianchi tomorrow. Where is our army now?
General A: Dear General, according to the general's deployment, our department has rushed to Mianchi, and other parts have quietly started yesterday. It is estimated that the deployment will be completed before the arrival of the king.
Lian Po (smiles): Well, well done. By the way, you rushed to Mianchi, and when the army arrived, you quickly occupied the important place and surrounded Qin Jun.
General A: In the end, the general will obey!
Lian Po (worried): How many people are there in our army?
General b: except for the troops guarding the city, only our department has not moved. Why does the general ask?
Lian Po: I guess Qin Jun has found some of our troops and will definitely send someone to meet them outside.
General B (fists clenched, solemn expression): Finally, he will be willing to stop Qin Jun.
Lian Po: OK, you should start as soon as possible. Besides, you should convince Qin Jun that we have more troops than them.
General B: I will obey you in the end.
No. 1 1
(Zhao and Qin meet Mianchi. The king of Qin and the king of Zhao toasted each other and talked loudly. )
King Qin (with a sly smile on his face): I heard privately that Wang Zhao likes music, so I asked him to play the harp.
(So the prince of Zhao calmly played the harp. )
Qin (stepped forward and wrote with a bad smile): On a certain day of a certain year, the king of Qin ordered the king of Zhao to play the piano.
(Like seeing the prince of Zhao suffer a loss and taking a clay pot. )
Xiang Ru (walking forward with a clay pot): I heard privately that I am good at playing the piano. Please knock on the king of Qin to entertain each other.
(Xiang Ru knelt down and presented a clay basin, and the king of Qin's face changed greatly. )
Qin Wang: Last time you lied to me, I didn't blame you, but now ... Hum, someone.
Guard (approaching): Yes!
Qin Wang: Help me take him down.
The guards of the two countries are tense, and the ministers look grim, but they are very calm and don't change their faces. )
Xiang Ru (eyes wide open): Who dares! King Qin, you and I are only five steps away now.
Hearing this, the king of Qin was filled with panic and had to slap helplessly. )
Zhao (happy): On a certain day in a certain year, the king of Qin made a clay pot for the king of Zhao.
Qin Wang: Please present fifteen cities to Qin Wang.
Xiang Ru: Please give Xianyang of Qin as a gift to Wang Zhao.
Suddenly, an official came in and said a few words in Qin Wang's ear. The king of Qin's face changed greatly, and he was frightened, afraid and worried. At the same time, Xiangru also said a few words in the prince of Zhao's ear, and the prince of Zhao nodded happily. )
Wang Zhao: It's getting late. Thank you for your hospitality. Goodbye.
Qin Wang (full of displeasure): No. ..
The guards approach, and their eyes reveal danger. )
Qin Wang (glaring): Stand down.
(looking at the prince of Zhao and his party drifting away. )
Guard A (puzzled): Why doesn't your Majesty let us do it?
Qin Wang (sighs helplessly): Alas! It's not that I don't want to kill him, but that I can't!
Qin: Please make it clear.
Qin Wang: Just now, the news came from the front that the reinforcements were blocked by Zhao troops twice as many as our army, and a large number of Zhao troops suddenly appeared outside our army. I'm afraid our army will be defeated by our men. (shaking his head helplessly)
Qin: But their troops were not discovered by our army.
King Qin: Looking at Zhao, only one person can do it.
Qin: Your Majesty is talking about Lian Po.
Qin Wang: Hmm. (sighs)
Qin (flattery): Your Majesty, don't worry. Sooner or later, our Congress will destroy Zhao. Qin Wang (shaking his head): What you said is too simple. Zhao Guowu has Lian Po and Wen has Lin Xiangru. It is not easy to destroy Zhao! Let them go back today, it is tantamount to releasing the tiger to the mountain.
Chen Qin nodded, lost in thought, and suddenly saw a man with a sly smile on his face.
Qin: I have a plan to make civil and military discord.
Qin Wang (interested): Tell me about it.
Qin: Right. At this Mianchi meeting, Lin Xiangru made great contributions again. The prince of Zhao will definitely reward Lin Xiangru, but Lian Po refuses to accept it. I sent someone to incite Lian Po, make Lian Po hate each other, and make Zhao perish just around the corner.
Qin Wang: Smart plan, do it quickly.
Qin: OK, I'll do it myself.
Qin Wang (gnashing her teeth): Lin Xiangru, you wait and we'll settle accounts together.
No. 12
Qin: Are you a guest of General Lian?
Lianmenke: Exactly. Who are you? (doubt)
Qin Chen-yi: I'm a doctor in the state of Qin. I have something important to discuss with you on orders from the king of Qin.
Lianmenke: You and I have nothing to say. Please leave.
Qin (takes out a luminous pearl): Wait, it's not too late to hear me out.
The cheap doorman can't resist the temptation of the night pearl, and sits down again and stares intently. )
Qin: The King of Qin means that you want to incite Lian Po to make the two sides incompatible.
Lian Menke (thoughtfully): It's not easy to do!
Qin: What do you want? But it doesn't hurt to say it.
Lianmenke: Frank. Two night pearls, 100 two gold, 100 pieces of jewelry, 100 mu of cultivated land. Besides, you will give me a formal position when it is finished.
Qin: OK, it's a deal. Put away those two night pearls first, and I'll give you the rest when I'm done.
Cheap doorman (put away the night pearl): Goodbye.
Qin: Somebody!
Guard A: What can I do for you?
Qin: You send someone to keep an eye on him. If he doesn't keep his word, kill him. Besides, kill him when it's done and get the pearl back.
Guard A: I'll understand in the end.
No. 13
Wang Zhao (very happy): I can come back safely this time. Lin contributed a lot!
Xiang Ru (smiling): Your Majesty is flattering me, but I'm just doing my job.
Zhao Wang (happier): You are so modest. If your performance attracts the attention of ministers, you will get a reward of 120 gold and become an official.
Xiang Ru (smiling): Xie Wang. Even the general contributed to the safe return of the king this time.
Wang Zhao (solemnly): General Lian, I will give you 120 gold coins and 100 pieces of jewelry.
Lian Po (dissatisfied): Xie Wang.
(Lian Po glanced at Xiangru discontentedly. If I hadn't arranged for the heavy suppression of Qin Jun, you would have been a ghost under the sword of the king of Qin. )
No. 14
(Lian Po is drinking alone, and his heart is super uncomfortable.)
Lian Menke (smiling at Lian Po): I wonder why the general sighs?
Lian Po (with a sigh): You don't know. Today, the great king Lin Xiangru is Shangqing, and his rank is higher than mine. I am not satisfied!
Lian Menke (smirking): It's human nature for a general to be angry! But the prince of Zhao is really confused. What can he do with Lin Xiangru? Is his position higher than yours?
Lian Po (taking a sip of wine and sighing again): Well, who said it wasn't?
(Lian Po guests see the time is ripe, continue to add fuel to the fire. )
Lianmenke: General, you fought in the north and south, and made great contributions to Zhao Li, but your majesty, alas. ...
(Lian Po is not satisfied, but he is even more angry after saying this, but he still tries to hold back his emotions. After all, this is the decision of the prince of Zhao! )
Lian Po (turning blue): Hey! But what can I do?
Lianmenke (eyebrows raised): But you can't swallow it, my Lord!
(After hearing what he said, Lian Po was completely angry. )
Lian Po (striking the table and kicking the bench): This is outrageous. ...
No. 15
Menke (with a rough face): I'll see you again, my Lord.
Xiang Ruxiao: I wonder what brings you here?
Menke answered: The only reason why I am away from my relatives to serve you is because I admire your noble character. Now you and even the general are officials of the imperial court. Even the general said unreasonable things, but you dare not avoid him. You're too scared. Even ordinary people are ashamed, let alone thinking about the general! We have no talent, please let us leave.
Lin Xiangru: Who is better, General Lian or the King of Qin?
Ladies and gentlemen: even the general is not as good as the king of Qin.
Xiang Ru: The reason why the State of Qin did not dare to attack the State of Zhao was because the State of Zhao had me and Lian Po, and the two tigers were bound to get hurt. I'm doing it for the big picture.
Ladies and gentlemen: I admire your generosity.
Guest B: I hope your Excellency will forgive me for my collision just now.
Xiang Ru: Everyone is a family, emphasizing words.
Mrs Lian came out of the room and Lian Po was drinking.
Mrs Lian: Is there anything wrong with my husband today? Pat Lian Po on the shoulder.
Lian Po: Well, isn't it because ... your wife heard about me and Lord Lin?
Mrs Lian: Oh, I've heard of some.
Lian: It's a shame for me to say such a thing because Lord Lin is so considerate of the overall situation. What can I do?
Husband, "well ... why don't you go to Lord Lin and confess your sins?"
Mrs Lian Po visual, inexpensive lady nodded.
Lian Po: It's not that I haven't thought about confessing to Lord Lin, but will he forgive me?
Mrs. Lian: Lord Lin can say such a thing, which proves that he is a broad-minded person. He will certainly forgive you.
Lian Po: But ... But, if I confess my sin, where will my face go?
Mrs Lian: My husband must put down his face at this time and take care of the overall situation!
Lian Po took a sip of wine.
Mrs Lian put the glass on the table: Husband! Drinking won't solve the problem, but it will ruin the boat. Let's drink less wine!
Lian Po: I took my wife's hand and patted her. I understand your intention, but am I not worried? Hey, I'm a decent general anyway!
Mrs Lian: That's why you should go. As a general, you can lead thousands of troops to the battlefield alone. If you make a mistake, you must admit it. No problem. If you don't go, others will think you are a narrow-minded person. This is even more disreputable!
Lian Po: Madam has a point. ...
Lian Po thought for a moment, and his wife looked at Lian Po in silence.
Lian Po: By the way, madam, go and find me some thorns.
Mrs Lian: What do you want it for?
Lian Po: I'm going to see Lord Lin with Vitex negundo on my back! With awe-inspiring integrity/justice
Mrs Lian: OK! This is what a gentleman does!
No. 17
In front of Lin Xiangru, Lian Po and a bitch.
Lianmenke: General, wait here. I'll knock.
Lian Po knelt in front of the door, clenching his fists: OK, I'll kneel here, and I won't get up until the owner forgives me!
Even the door can be knocked at.
The doorman opened the door: this is ...
Cheap doorman: I'm a doorman of General Lian. General Lian came here today to plead guilty to Lord Lin. Please tell Mr. Lin.
The doorman thought for a moment and looked at Lian Po behind him: OK, just a moment, please.
The doorman closes the door and lingers in front of it for a while. Lin quickly opened the door and helped Lian Po up, but Lian Po refused to get up. )
Lin: General Lian, why did you do this? No, no.
Lian: I'm here to plead guilty to my rude words. Lord Lin is so generous and has the tail from wagging the dog. Lian Po is really ashamed!
Lin: General, we have something to say in the house.
Lian: No! Lord Lin never forgave Lian Po, and Lian Po couldn't afford it at the moment.
Lin: The general is such a loyal person. What's the point of such a thing? Please get up quickly!
Lian: Lord Xie Lin.
Lin pointed to the house, please.
Lin and Lian came in with the doorman, who closed the door.