There will be a brain teaser:
1. I often take my dog for a morning run. I'm so tired, he and I are sweating. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a dog sweating?
Jingjing broke the high jump record at one fell swoop. How did she do it? Answer: She walked under the telephone pole.
What can't you see when you hold your nose? Answer: Your own nose, of course.
4. What can lie on the pillow every day and work for a lifetime? Answer: Railway.
One thing can hold 50 kilograms of oak, but it can't hold 50 kilograms of sand. Do you know what this is? Answer: water.
The bookworm bought a book and his mother found it in the washbasin the next day. Why? Answer: He thinks that book is too boring.
7. Xiao Pang fell asleep in the taxi coming home from the library. Suddenly he woke up and found that the driver in the front seat had disappeared, but the car was still moving forward. Why? Answer: The car broke down and the driver pushed the car behind.
8. There are six oranges in the plastic bag. How to divide the three children, and there are two oranges in the plastic bag? Answer: Of course, one person has two oranges, but one is given to him in a plastic bag.
Aunt Wang has three sons, each of whom has a sister and a younger sister. How many children does Aunt Wang have? Answer: Five.
10. Thief? Empty-handed Steal all the gold, silver and jewelry of some wealthy families nearby. Why didn't the only rich man who had neither anti-theft equipment nor security personnel patronize? Answer: His own home.
1 1. There is a guy, wearing a cotton-padded jacket on his upper body and shorts on his lower body, holding an iced coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right hand. He sits by the fire every day with the air conditioner on. Who is he? Answer: mental derangement.
12. Dad asked Xiaoming to recite the Analects of Confucius. He recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.
13. The old family was robbed and suffered heavy losses. But when the police informed him to solve the case, Lao Gu sent condolences to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.
14. The monitor told the rookie that when the safety of the Grenade was pulled off, he counted five seconds before throwing it out. The rookie acted according to the monitor's instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Answer: Because the rookie has a stutter.
15. What tiger scares people but doesn't eat people? Answer: Gecko
16. The phone rang loudly, but Obana's brother didn't answer it. What happened? Answer: Because it is a TV advertisement.
17. Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and left hand.
18. It's sunny. Why is only Xiaoke soaked through? Answer: Because he is swimming.
19. has daxiong practiced? Eat watermelon without spitting? How did he practice it? Answer: I ate seedless watermelon.
20. What is a flower inserted in cow dung? Answer: morning glory
Early meeting brain teaser 2:
1. Xiao Qin bought a brand-new sports car, but he couldn't drive on the road. Why? Answer: He bought a toy sports car.
2. the big central library, but there is no Ming edition? Kangxi dictionary? , why is this? A: Kangxi Dictionary was compiled by the Qing Dynasty.
Teachers and priests have one thing in common. Do you know what this is? Answer: I also have the kung fu to make people sleep.
4. Everyone was afraid before? Cell phone? Now you like it? Cell phone? , what's going on? Answer: Who doesn't like mobile phones?
5. What is better to do with one eye closed? Answer: photography.
6. Grandma likes her cat very much. On the cat's birthday, she specially prepared five plates with a fish in them to congratulate her. The cat went to the plate, hesitated for a moment, and then ate the fish in the third plate. Why? Answer: I am happy.
7. Why are there so many people in China? A: Because Han is with someone.
8. What does the mother worry most about when her daughter attends the dance for the first time? Answer: Dance with wolves.
9. Every pregnant woman often imagines what her child will be like in the future. Why is May the only exception? Answer: She hasn't remembered what her father looks like.
10. What is pigskin used for? Answer: For pork.
1 1。 100 kg Fat girl heard that cycling can lose weight, so she tried it. Guess what the result is? Answer: Ma Shou 10 kg C three people parachuted, A and B took umbrellas, C didn't, but later C was fine, and A and B were busy. Why? Answer: A and B hold a funeral for C: Galaxy.
12. Xiao hucong? Martial arts encyclopedia? I studied a lot in this book, but the uneven road was repaired the first time I saw it. Why? Answer: What he saw was piracy.
13. Why doesn't Xiao Ming use it? Side by side? Is this word used to make sentences? Answer: Didn't the teacher say "you can't do two things at once"?
14. Under what circumstances will 24 and 44 not be about simplest fraction? A: Write it on the staff.
15. Xiao Wu praised his girlfriend's new clothes? Beautiful? But I was beaten by my girlfriend. Why? Answer: Full score 100.
16. What should I do if I don't want my mother to do the dishes on Mother's Day? Answer: Tell her, "Mom, leave it till tomorrow."
17. When the vole digs a hole, it doesn't leave a mud pile around the hole. Why? Answer: Because he dug the exit first.
18. A Zhong has been married for several years and hasn't had any children yet. Why? Answer: He gave birth to twins.
19. There was a lawyer who divorced himself, but stood in the position of his wife and acted as her defense lawyer for free, helping her claim more alimony from her husband. In the end, the lawyer lost nothing. Why? Answer: Because this lawyer is a wife.
20. The teacher wrote an article entitled? What if I am the chairman? All the students are absorbed in writing. Why doesn't Xiao Qiang do it? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write to him.
Early meeting brain teaser 3:
1. Xiaoli only has 500 yuan on her, but after work, she and her colleagues went shopping in department stores and spent 5,000 yuan. How did she do it? Answer: He uses a credit card.
2. What should be hidden and used secretly, and then given to others secretly after use? Answer: movies
There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites. Do you know why? Answer: Because there is no one in that forest.
Why does Lao Li like playing mahjong with his wife and children? Answer: Only in this way can we recover part of our wages.
This is obviously a sugar jar, but there is a piece that says? Salt? Do you know what this function is? Answer: cheat ants
6. Why do you want to quit smoking twice? Answer: Exit the right hand or the left hand?
7. What would you do if your son had only one right hand? Answer: What are you afraid of? Doesn't he have a left hand?
8. What car is the least prone to accidents? Answer: hearse
9. Why are people who often put their hands into other people's bags not thieves? Answer: Customs inspector.
10. Meiling goes out to sleepwalk every night. Why didn't her husband take her to the hospital for treatment? Answer: Every time she comes back from sleepwalking, she brings back two thousand yuan.