I'm a chef, and you don't wash anything you eat outside.

I'm a cook, what I can eat.

I am a cook, and there are many cockroaches and mice in the kitchen.

I'm a chef. I am in a good mood and in a bad mood, but I am in a bad mood and eat less.

I am a chef, and almost all restaurant guests recycle leftovers.

I'm a chef. In fact, the kitchen is the dirtiest Open the door and don't eat. When I first opened the door, all the ingredients of the dish were left over from yesterday.

I am a hotel messenger. When there are many banquets, the fish and shrimp cooked by the chef, whether dropped on the ground or fished out of the pot, will be put on plates one by one, and let us send them to the guests to eat.

Most vegetables are directly fried without washing, peppers are directly cut when bought, and poppies are added to the bottom of the hot pot. As long as consumers can't see the side dishes in the hot pot, they can wash them at will. If it is too much, I won't list it. So you'd better do it yourself.

Many dishes in restaurants are put with lard, which is easy to gain weight, especially when it smells delicious.

I'm the caterer. The harder the guest is, the dirtier your food will be.

I am testing the quality of dried vegetables. In fact, the quality of the food you eat depends on the mood of the leader.

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I study gardening. In fact, the concentration of pesticides used in the vegetables you eat is twice the standard.

I do hairdressing. Actually, it costs four or five dollars to dye your hair once.

I make clothes. In fact, we often wipe our noses with your new clothes.

I make clothes and make my own labels. Don't believe in discounts.

I cut it off. In fact, clothes are dirty, especially new clothes.

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I sell jewelry. My business secret is to go to the jewelry store to buy jewelry, mainly jadeite and jadeite. If I go to zero and divide by three, it's almost the wholesale price.

I am a designer, in fact, I just want to satisfy your vanity and satisfaction. The price of materials depends on our mood.

I sell plug-ins, especially hate this industry, but in order to make money. The port price of all plug-ins is only two or three yuan. Dozens of clothes. I wonder how many hands you sold.

I'm from an antique furniture factory. I paint some furniture glued with plywood. The cost is 450,000 and the price is several hundred thousand.

I am an indoor door. In fact, the cost of interior doors is less than that of 200 yuan, and they can be sold for more than 3,000 yuan. The workers all said that when they saw the process of making doors, they felt that they would not buy them.

My most valuable thing is to buy a box of health products. The purchase price 100 is more than 3,000 yuan cheaper, and it has no effect after eating it.

I am a dry dentist, a porcelain tooth, 28 yuan.

I sell shoes. Nobody buys shoes at a discount. They can be sold as explosions in the new district.

I do second-hand real estate, and I will give you a commission of 3 thousand privately, and I will give you 10 thousand less for the house price.

I'm the bar manager, and you can drink that beer for less than a dollar.

I sell glasses. You spent two or three hundred yuan on glasses, but actually it cost less than 50 yuan.

I am a water purifier. I sell hundreds of things for three or four thousand yuan, and so does the filter. I'll charge two or three hundred for a few dollars. The water purifier is really useful, but now the market is too chaotic. If you want to buy it, you must plug in electricity and discharge sewage, and you must have ro membrane as a water purifier.

I sell cars. They say that there is at least one or two thousand commission for selling cars, sometimes one or two thousand. Actually, it's almost the same, just a little, just a little: 1000 or 20000.

I sell air conditioners. In fact, the tens of thousands of air conditioners you bought are only a few hundred.

I'm in a state-owned enterprise. It's dark. A stainless steel screw costs more than 6000 yuan.

I sell laptops. In fact, the low allocation of three or four thousand waters is very deep, and the high allocation has no profit.

I am a daily chemical, and 70% of the profits of cosmetics in the counter are cosmetics.

I sell high-end brand furniture. You can still make a profit at a 30% discount on what you buy.

I make molds, and the profit of molds is above 70%.

I do decoration, and the more tasteless the decoration materials are, the more toxic they are.

I repair the air conditioner. In fact, the air conditioner has been installed for 10 years and has not been fluoridated. There are too many inside stories.

I'm from in addition to formaldehyde Indoor. Actually, I don't care after I finish it. This machine is adjustable.

I am human resources. Your hourly wage has been eaten by the boss. For example, 18 hours, you can only get 12- 13.

I brought a young lady. Actually, it's ugly for a young lady not to wear makeup.

I am a girl who slipped. In fact, every time we receive guests, a set is only a few cents.

I'm from 4s shop. In fact, you buy decoration, which is the most profitable place for a 4s shop. You can make half the money by selling cars.

I am a domestic auto mechanic. Domestic cars are not as durable as joint venture cars. Remember: "Domestic cars and joint venture cars are imported cars."

I am an analyst. I tell you, small workshops are generally brewing grain, wineries are blending wine, and Maotai is actually like that. I said grain wine tastes like fake wine, so try to drink as little as possible. Would you?

I am a performer. None of the Spring Festival Galas are broadcast live. It's all recorded in advance.

I am an intermediary finance. In fact, I can handle the bank loan myself. I don't need to find an intermediary and spend tens of thousands of handling fees.

I am a farmer. Most of the long-grain fragrant rice you eat is polished and seasoned, and selenium-enriched rice is a nutritional medicine.

I make cooking oil, but it's not that clean.

I sell a house, no matter how much it costs, someone will buy it.