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"Shh, honey, keep your voice down ..." On the wedding night, a little white rabbit violently tore off her wedding dress and crushed her crazily. "Shit! Xiaojing xianggong, do you want to fucking rebel? " Anonymous is furious, where is the man's opponent: "Madam, I want to rebel for my husband, and I have been thinking about it for a long time ..." She said, pulling Anonymous's belt and pulling Anonymous's skirt, yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn completely suppressed someone who wanted to rise up and bluff ... Anonymous burst into tears, and she regretted it. The little white rabbit who has been enslaved for too long finally turned over and sang ... this woman is domineering and strong.

Sweet husband: Husband, surrender.

Hugh: Sorry! The princess has gone away.

My princess loves money too much.

Eat up your tofu: Your Majesty, don't spoil it.

Princess If You Are the One: My Alma Mater Princess

Wang Ye was kicked out of the bridal chamber: Stop me if you dare!

Princess Qiaoyi: Provoking Nidhogg.

Months ago: the greedy princess

Miss Xi's stutter suddenly changed her temperament after waking up from the water on the 9 th, which surprised everyone.

The first thing to do when you wake up from a coma is to cover your stomach and find something important (WC).

When angry, I like to point at each other's nose and shout' You deserve to be a pig'.

She beat the princess, held the son of heaven in her arms, and almost killed his prime minister father.

That's not enough. The queen mother proposed to her, and she dared to refuse in public:' He is not my type. I prefer a blond, blue-eyed sunny muscular man. "

I love sunshine muscle man all over the world. Anonymous lamented in his heart.

This story soon spread all over the northern countryside, and people speculated whether Miss Jiu was crazy or not, even ignoring the Queen Mother's suggestion of marriage.

Soon, a red sedan chair stopped at the door of the Prime Minister's Office. A man wearing red boots squinted: "Madam, although I didn't mean to marry you, I can't help it. Let's go with this king ~ "

Dry saliva, a woman smiled: "What, so this is the sick seedling I shot and swore not to marry?"

Anonymous looked at a man in Dahongpao, with an evil smile on his face and his whole body cells were boiling. Oh, the cake buyer (ohmygod) is really handsome.

A man with a black face was so angry that he dared to call him a sicko. Is she unhappy? If it weren't for the great cause, he would have solved her by himself.

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Wait, isn't the rumor that that person is crazy? Who stood in front of her and pulled herself into the house to do that?

No, gluttony belongs to gluttony. She doesn't want to be wiped clean and put in the palace.

She wants to escape. There are thousands of beautiful men in the world. How can she hang herself from a tree?

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In the palace, a man was violent: ridicule, even if he stole a brothel, he still raised a man.

Anonymous grievance: I didn't raise them, they raised me.

A man was angry and pulled back to his room to do it, saving her from dawdling outside every day.

The master cannot:

This article tells the story that Xiaobai's apprentice was trained step by step by the master of the wolf, and then he was captured in lightning speed. ...

Master's Wolf-changing Tetralogy-

A saint during the day and a saint at night;

2 * The sage during the day becomes Uber at night;

Three * Uber during the day and Uber at night;

Four animals during the day, more at night. ...

Baby (puzzled): "Mom, why did you say you wanted to draw a picture of a little white rabbit and a big bad wolf for a long time?"

Xiao Su (calmly): "Mom has finished painting."

Baby (dissatisfied): "Mom, you lied to the baby. It's obviously a blank sheet of paper with nothing ..."

Xiao Su (bright and sad): "Yes, the little white rabbit was playing, and then the wolf came and ate the little white."

Rabbit, and then the wolf left ... "

Opposite is a young white rabbit girl, a light and elegant, potbellied wolf master, very cheerful.

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From the age of eight, to the age of sixteen, accompanied by eight years, the friendship between master and apprentice is unparalleled.

He and she have been living in a small bamboo forest.

Red twice in eight years.

For the first time, her eyes were hazy: "Master, master, whoops, Xiao Er can't accompany you! Small 2 bleeding, dying ... "

He was startled, only to remember that he knew a little about medical skills, but he had never studied physiology at all.

Looking at the brilliant red on the bed, I couldn't help crying and laughing. I immediately raised my face and said, "This is sunflower water … Well, the so-called sunflower water is …"

After a long time, she finally understood the so-called sunflower water.

She looked at his dyed red hem and nodded: "So the master has come to Kwai Shui, wait, Xiao Er will cook ginger soup for you ..."

The second time, she felt uneasy. What should she do? She was ashamed that she took the initiative to seduce the master.

Turned to leave, only to find someone holding her wrist tightly.

The master's gentle voice is joking: "Xiao Er, are you ready to leave after eating the master's work?"

"Well, master ..." Xiao Su stammered, "This ... this ... this ..."

After saying his word, he was taken back to bed by Ning.

I vaguely heard a soft cry: "Master … no … I'm leaving … um …"

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She seems to be in a daze, shy and lovely, naive like a flower, not weathered, growing up in a happy greenhouse.

However, no one knows that she was tortured for four years and became a drug addict that everyone dreamed of? !

When she first came out of the Jianghu, she was a handsome and sick teenager in white, which broke the hearts of countless girls.

Show your head and solve the "Jingzhou incident" and the first encounter with ice in one fell swoop!

This is Xiao Su.

Reappearing in the Jianghu, she is a stunning girl in white like fog. At first glance, countless men fall in love with her.

She won the first place in the "Apprenticeship Conference" with her wonderful skills, but she tortured her opponent to death.

She laughed hysterically: "That was the last thing my sister Lin Yao left me ... You ruined it, how could I think of people?" ! From the moment you made up your mind to plot against me, you should know the end of your dismemberment! "

She is Xiao Su, too.

Who is such a person?

Descendants of the mysterious cursed? Or the widow of the richest man in Jianghu ten years ago?

But no matter who she is, she has lived in the hearts of three famous men.

Ning, a modest gentleman, is as strong as bamboo. He seems to be warm as spring breeze, but under such a mask, he is endless indifference. She is her teacher and the person who loves her the most.

Don't worry, Xiao Er, the master will never leave you unless you give up the master first.

-Xiao Er, the master believes you. In the future, I will give you everything.

-If you want the world, the master will give it to you. But the master is incompetent now, so consider it a promise, okay? One day, the master will give you everything.

Wu Junxuan, everyone says that he is as cold as ice, but he doesn't know that there is a fire hidden in his body and everything he does is like a rainbow. Love is also happy, let go, he will wait.

-If you say yes, I will only marry you.

-You chose him. I respect your choice. I can't be your supporter. Then I am your shadow. When the sun is shining ... remember to hide. -Ning Han Jing, if you dare to betray her, I don't need her promise, I will cut you to pieces!

White, as charming as he is, is like a flower blooming on the other side, beautiful, confused and heartless. Because it is a spoiler, I won't comment for the time being.

-Xiao Su, you can't leave me as long as I'm alive! If I die … forget it, but I will definitely die before you …

-Oh, did you ever know that sometimes you hurt someone badly just to get her back in another way?

-When you were one year old, I saw through your life. No matter what the result is, I have begun to prepare for your next twenty years ... Now that I am dead, I have finished my wish for you. Although you are destined to be my bride, I respect your choice.

Sixth concubine: sovereign, finish your tofu!

Khan ~

On the first day of crossing, I grabbed Wang Ye's waist tag, ate Wang Ye's tofu and kicked Wang Ye's ass. ...

The next day, I sold it with a big seal, and the defendant made a scene. The handsome Uber handsome guy stood in front of a group of fierce officers and men.

Almost hit by an arrow, the handsome man said softly, "This is Wang Xinna's concubine room, which was spoiled by Wang Chong and left home in a rage!" " "

John Doe's eyes are red. He worships him!

What a beautiful voice!

From then on, Li Feirui sat firmly in the "senior" concubine among all the most capable, talented and ... Ling, and was the darling of the dynasty.

..... Sixth Aunt!

This fucking evil man!

The position of the princess has been up in the air, and the first-class concubine has been pestering him all day.

Finally, Lord Ling's little universe broke out. He inadvertently pointed to the only sixth-class concubine Li Feirui, who was serving tea to all the first-class concubines. "That's her ..."

Anonymous smiled without looking up: "Ha ha! Finally, I don't have to live in a war of words! ..... hey? Why are you all looking at me? "

After the snake king was elected: the bride who was taken away

Her name is Su Beibei, and her name has been lost and recited, but her life is also "recited" like her name!

God, she just likes to enjoy the feeling of jumping down from the height of the snow-capped mountains. Do you need to fly to an ancient country that doesn't know when?

"Ah-help-"Sue beibei screamed and fell down.

"Hey? I can't believe I'm not dead! Wow, the ground at the bottom of the cliff is soft, isn't it? Warm ... "Sue beibei sat up a little happily, stretched out his hand and groped on the ground with temperature.

However, when she polished her eyes to see-

"Snake ... I'm sitting on a giant snake, ah ..."

As soon as her eyes rolled, she fainted without ambition. Before losing consciousness, she thought-why is the snake's body warm? Aren't snakes cold-blooded?

It was only after crossing that she accidentally bumped into the snake king's real body that she was unlucky enough to get him involved. It's none of her business if he chooses. Why did she get involved? He is insidious and cunning, and she doesn't want it!

"Hey, hey, how did you turn me here?" Beibei panicked, get ready.

"Give you a baby, and you won't give me any more trouble!" The beautiful snake king stared at her coldly.

"Snake ... little snake? I I I ... I don't want to ... "Beibei stood up trembling.

"This is not for you to decide!" The cool snake king smiled strangely and evil.

V5 Crossing: Only Love Princess's Ghost Eyes

She, without father or mother, is addicted to money, narcissistic, boastful, fond of handsome men, afraid of death, full of anger, but has a pair of yin and yang eyes, but because of her bad personality, she is often cursed to death by ghosts. Unexpectedly, one day the curse really appeared, she really died, and a gorgeous crossing came!

What? The maid climbed on her head?

What? Brothel woman is better than her?

What? Is the evil husband comparable to a ghost?

I depend, see how I tidy up you, let you see the eyes of Yin and Yang!

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Just, she never thought about it, just dancing, cooking, love poems, losing Kai Zi, playing with girls, stealing jewelry and catching handsome ghosts, that's all! But because of this, I was admitted to Uber xianggong. Who is handsome enough to make people angry? !

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From then on, her miserable life began. He is so abnormal that he always scolds her, despises her, tortures her and despises her? !

Shit, can you afford to hide if you can't be taunted? Pack your things and run

What caught her off guard was that the evil "xianggong" who didn't like her came after her and threatened to clear her name? What else are you saying, be real? ! Oh, ga, what the hell happened here? !

*****

Jane Doe and Wang Ye

A man calmly said (during the day): How much peach blossom debt do you owe? Whose are the eighteen wedding cars outside?

Anonymous replied innocently: those those those ... I don't know!

A man was finally furious (at night): dead woman, tell this king what these ghost wedding cars parked in front of my house have to do with you.

Be a fox and a concubine: Your Highness, you made a mistake with the best Uber.

Crossing saved a seriously injured and dying fox, only to become a handsome guy one day!

Well, she admits that foxes are attractive and delicious. She also admitted that she had succumbed to the arrogance of the fox.

So ... he doesn't repay himself? She put up with it! Nothing. Always sneering at her? She can stand it again! Picking on her from time to time? She continued to endure! But one day she finally couldn't stand it!

The slave who had been oppressed for a long time stood up, chest out, waist in, glaring ... but he just glanced at his beautiful eyes, and she immediately shrank her head back and turned back into a nice cat.

This girl is a good girl. She doesn't fight foxes. Follow it!

A kind-hearted, spontaneous and lovely crossing woman plus an extremely clumsy fox man, an immortal pervert man, a changeable iceberg man and ... when the wheel of fate begins to turn, who is whose salvation? Who is whose happiness?

Love princess loves mischief: lazy emperor, you are miserable.

The snake king must not mess with it.

The emperor is helpless: the best prostitute makes people love.

Candy edge of divorce letter

The devil is too greedy: give me a break.

The prince is too bad, the princess is too tender, the husbands are all over the world, the emperor is divorced, husbands, don't run, let's run away from marriage.

Spoiled: Designated Doll Princess

Wang is an adoptive father.