Zhang Heng provided him with a special balance. Yan Luowang saw that the plate at one end of the scale was very big, while the plate at the other end was very small.
"How to use this balance?" Yan Luowang asked.
Zhang Heng said to Yan Luowang, "When an official comes to the underworld, you just put his black hat as a weight on a small plate, and the people under his jurisdiction are immediately absorbed into the big plate at the other end. If the end of their jobs is heavier than the end of the people, then this official must be a bad official; On the contrary, the people are more important than the post, and the official is better. "
However, Zhang Heng told Yan Luowang: "Please don't touch an official before he needs to be assessed!"
The balance was left in Yan Luowang for one night.
The next day, Yan Luowang told Zhang Heng, "Your sense of balance is not very good. I have ordered it to be removed. "
"What a pity!" Zhang Heng said, "I told your majesty not to touch it for a reason. Your majesty thinks this is not good. You must have tried your own black hat on it. "
Classic fable 2 tear down my floor
Two generations borrowed one hundred gold coins from an Bayi team. He invited some friends and worked hard with his family to build a two-story building.
Before the two generations moved into the new building, Bayi tried to let the upstairs live by themselves, which was considered as the debt of the two generations. He said to the two generations of love: "Two generations of love, please give me the second floor, and the hundred gold coins I lent you will go in one ear and out the other." Otherwise, please return it to me immediately. "
Afandi listened to Bayi's words with a reluctant look and said, "Master Bayi, I can't pay you back for a while. You can do whatever you want!"
The next day, the Bayi family happily moved into the second floor of the new house. A few days later, the two generations invited several friends and neighbors, and everyone began to tear down the wall on the first floor. Hearing something downstairs, Bayi ran down and cried in surprise, "Two generations of love, are you crazy?" Why did you tear down the new house? "
"It's none of your business, you sleep at home!" Two generations of love casually said while tearing down the wall.
"Why it's none of my business? I live on the second floor. When the first floor is demolished, won't the second floor collapse? " Bayi was so anxious that he stamped his feet.
"I tore down the building where I live, not the building where you live. This has nothing to do with you. Please take good care of your floor and don't let it collapse and crush me and my friends. " Avanti said that he held Kantuman (an iron farm tool widely used by Uighurs) high.
"Two generations of love, two generations of love, for the sake of our long-term friendship, we can have a good discussion. Would you please sell me your floor, too? " Bayi was impatient and had to take a soft breath.
"If you really want to buy it, please give me 200 gold coins." Two generations of love theory.
"You ... you ..." Bayi was speechless with anger.
"Master Bayi, don't hesitate. I won't sell 200 gold coins for a penny. I am doomed. " Afandi said, and lifted Kantuman again.
"Any lift, any lift, don't open, don't open! I buy, I buy! " Bayi had to take out 200 gold coins and buy the house.
Classic fable 3 Donkeys have been living in the countryside, and when they get old, they go to the city.
Donkeys clattered along the streets of the city. As he walked, the donkey felt some organ in his ass swell up. He stopped and looked around, trying to find a place to solve the problem. But there were people everywhere, so the donkey had to restrain that organ with perseverance and move on. Finally, I saw a public toilet, and the donkey hurried in.
"Hey, hey," an old man stopped him. "Pay!"
The donkey froze: "I have no money!" " "
"No money? If you have no money, you will be embarrassed! " The old man pushed the donkey out of the public toilet.
The donkey sighed helplessly: "alas-it's really strange in the city, and it costs money to go to the toilet!" " "
The donkey walked on until it came to a crossroads and the red light was on. The donkey stopped in the traffic.
Thirty minutes passed and the red light was still on.
The donkey felt the swelling of the organs on his ass getting stronger and stronger. He gritted his teeth and insisted, but there is a scale to persistence, and it will lose its effect when it reaches the limit position.
Finally, the donkey could not help it. As soon as the muscles of that organ on the ass relaxed, a string of black and hot things fell on the road.
The donkey feels like 49 years old. At this time, a portable megaphone shouted at him from across the street: "Take a shit, fine!" " "
When the donkey looked sideways, a middle-aged woman wearing a red armband shouted, pointing to the dung ball on the ground.
The donkey was dumbfounded and asked tentatively, "How much is the penalty?"
"A dung egg is one yuan!" The red armband took out exquisite documents.
"So expensive!" The donkey looked at hundreds of dung balls in surprise and said, "I have no money!" " "
"No money?" The red armband looked at the donkey suspiciously. "Come with me if you have no money!"
The donkey followed the red armband into a room similar to an office nearby. There are four young people as fat as pigs playing poker in the room.
The red armband walked up to one of them, whispered a few words and left. The man threw down the poker in his hand and asked with a straight face, "Why don't you pay?"
"I have no money!" The donkey explained.
"No money? What are you doing in town without money? " The man saw the donkey's tail from the donkey's head and the donkey's hoof from the donkey's tail, and then said to the three people behind him, "pry off his four iron claws and sell them as scrap iron!" " "
Three boys rushed up, and too many cooks pressed the donkey to the ground. After a while, the four iron paws of the donkey were pried open.
When the donkey walked out of the house, he felt great humiliation and thought, I have been grinding in the country all day, and I have never suffered such humiliation. When you are angry, the organs on your ass unconsciously burst into gas.
At the right moment, a city air quality inspection vehicle was parked not far from the donkey, and the pointer on the instrument panel on the vehicle immediately deflected to indicate the direction of air pollution.
Two men in uniform got off the bus and found the donkey according to the instructions.
The man in uniform said, "You have caused air pollution. Please come with us! "
The donkey was taken away by a man in uniform again. ...
Classic Fable Story 4 Tortoise and Rabbit Race
The tortoise and the rabbit are arguing about who runs fast. So, they decided the time and place of the game. At the beginning of the race, the rabbit felt that he was a born scud, ran fast, took the race lightly, and fell asleep lying on the side of the road. The tortoise knew that he was walking slowly and was not discouraged, so he kept running. As a result, the tortoise overtook the sleeping rabbit and won the prize of victory.
This story shows that the hard-working weak can also defeat the complacent strong.
A long time ago, all the birds on the earth worshipped the gods in the sky and longed to stop in the lush trees in front of the Jade Emperor Palace one day, and crows and magpies were no exception. One day, after careful consideration, they embarked on a journey to the East together.
Flying, unconsciously came to the rainy snow-capped mountains. The wind blows on the face like a knife; Rain seems to fall from the sky, making them instantly become "drowning birds" with heavy wings, making it extremely difficult to fly over. Snow keeps turning in the sky, and it is extremely cold between heaven and earth! Crows and magpies are shivering in thin clothes.
The magpie couldn't help but back down and said trembling, "Brother Crow, why don't we go home?" Thousands of birds have tried this place, without exception, and neither of us will have a chance! " Go home and see the weather ... "
"Go back? How can this work? " Since ancient times, glorious laurels have been woven by thorns. After suffering, could it be a bird on a bird? "The crow shook his feathers wet with rain and snow, and said firmly.
The magpie was very disapproving, shrugged his shoulders and flew away without looking back.
A person's journey is lonely, and the rain and snow seem to be getting heavier and heavier. Crows face difficulties, bear hardships and stand hard work, and it seems that they will fall from the sky several times. But he never flinched, flapping his wings, gritting his teeth and flapping his wings. After many hardships, he finally flew over the snow-capped mountains and came to heaven.
The Jade Emperor appreciated his perseverance and named him "Crow Fairy". From then on, the crow stopped in the lush tree in front of the Jade Emperor Palace and became a god who attracted the attention of the world, while the magpie disappeared from the crowd and was no longer noticed.
Classic fable 6 once upon a time, there was a farmer who drove his horse and donkey to other places. The donkey carries many heavy bags on its back. At noon, the weather is very hot. The donkey said to the horse, "Brother, help!" " ! Otherwise, I really can't hold on, and I will be exhausted soon. These bags are too heavy! "
The horse pretended not to hear the donkey's request. It muttered, "Why should I carry these big bags on my back in such a hot day and ask for trouble?" This donkey was born to carry things. "
Not long after, the donkey finally failed to support it and fell to the ground and died. The farmer took off the big bag on the donkey's back and skinned it. He put these bags on the horse's back with the donkey's skin. Then, grab the reins and move on.
The horse sighed privately: "Oh, it's so heavy! Just now, if only I could help the donkey a little! "
Classic fable story 7 There is a kind of fish called puffer fish in the river.
One day, a puffer fish swam to the bottom of the bridge and accidentally hit the pier. I don't know how far it is, but I angrily blame the pier for hitting it. I was so angry that I opened my cheeks, raised my fins, bulged my stomach and floated on the water. I haven't moved for a long time.
At this moment, an eagle happened to fly over here, saw the puffer fish on the water, caught it and tore open its belly.
The puffer fish likes swimming, but doesn't know how to control it. It's sad that he hit the pier and didn't know how to blame himself Instead, he vented his resentment so much that he was killed by an eagle.
Moral: If a person makes a mistake, does not know how to sum up experience and lessons, and blindly blames objectivity, then he will make a bigger mistake and lead to a bigger loss.
Original text:
The fish in this river are called dolphins. Swim across the bridge and touch its column. I don't know how far it is. I am angry that its column touches myself, so I plant my cheeks and float in the water for a long time. Fly a kite, catch it, lick its belly and eat it.
It's sad to keep swimming, because you touch something, but you don't know how to blame yourself. You are so angry that your stomach hurts to death!
Classic Fable Story 8: Fighting against Barbarians: Fighting for the interests of the Snail Horn
Dai Jin said to Liang, "Do you know a small animal called snail?" Liang Wanghui replied, "I know." The Jin people added, "There are two countries on the snail's horn. The one in the left corner is called touching country, and the one in the right corner is called Guo Man. These two countries often fight for territory. After every war, there are always corpses everywhere, and tens of thousands of people die; It often takes ten days for the victorious country to catch up with the defeated army. "
Hui Wangdao: "Ah! You made this up! " The Jin people said, "Please allow me to prove it to you. Does your imagination have boundaries in an infinite universe? " King Hui said, "No," the Jin people said, "Your imagination is arbitrary in the universe, but once you return to reality, the places you can reach are limited to the four seas and nine continents. Comparing limited reality with infinite imagination, if there is nothing, isn't it insignificant? " King Hui said, "You are right." The Jin people said, "Where we can reach, there is a state of Wei. After Wei moved the capital to Liang Guo, there was Liang Guo, and only Liang Guo had Liang Wang. Is there any difference between Liang Wang and humans? " King Hui thought for a moment and said, "There seems to be no difference." After Wei and Jin left, Liang was depressed and seemed to have lost something.
Analysis: In the world, we are all very small. We are cherishing life and our world.
There is a dragon in the classic fable 9. Every year, he asks the village to sacrifice a virgin. Every year in this village, a young hero fights dragons, but no one lives. Another hero was quietly followed when he set out. Longdong is full of gold and silver treasures. The hero stabbed the dragon to death with a sword, then sat on the corpse and looked at the flashing jewels, slowly growing scales, tails and tentacles, and finally became a dragon.
In fact, what ultimately turns the hero into a dragon may not be desire and greed, but overconfidence and self-persistence. After killing the dragon, the hero worried that more bad guys would covet the treasure in the cave, so he decided to defend the treasure himself. But he felt that his limbs were too weak and his body was too thin to resist too many greedy bad people and ignorant people in the world, so he volunteered to put scales on his body and grow claws. He felt that this made him stronger and more capable of shouldering the heavy responsibility of defending the treasure, but he didn't realize that while he became stronger and stronger, he eventually became the dragon he killed himself!
Classic fable 10 A wild goose migrates thousands of kilometers from north to south every year. It has flown over countless mountains, rivers, forests and grasslands, seen all kinds of birds and animals, exotic flowers and plants, experienced countless storms, rainstorms, hail and heavy snow, but still feels that its knowledge is very shallow.
One day, it was flying in the sky, and suddenly it heard a cicada lying on the tree and shouting, "I know!" " I know everything! "It thinks that cicada must be rich in knowledge, so it falls down and stops in the tree, ready to ask cicada questions.
The wild goose asked the cicada, "Where have you been?"
Cicada said, "I came out of the hole under this tree and climbed a long way to climb this tree."
"What have you seen?"
"I see many trees around me, and there are many sparrows chirping in the trees."
"Have you ever experienced gale, rainstorm, hail and heavy snow?"
"No, I don't know what you are talking about."
"How old are you now?"
"I have been born for five or six days."
"Then why do you say you know everything?"
"Don't I know enough?"
Hearing this, the wild goose knew that cicada was an arrogant and ignorant guy, so she ignored it, slapped her wings and flew away.
Shallow people talk about learning, but deep people keep learning in their hearts.
Classic fable 1 1 Tomorrow is the end of the world.
Two generations of love finally fattened a sheep. The greedy Bayi people in the village wanted to eat the fat sheep of two generations, so they discussed a plan and came to the two generations of lovers and said, "Two generations of love, I heard from Hong that tomorrow is the end of the world, and your fat sheep will be useless in the future. We finally got together today, so let's go to the river and kill the sheep and eat it! "
The two generations agreed. They came to the river, slaughtered the sheep and cooked them in a big pot. In order to pass the time, Bayi people took off their gorgeous clothes and gave them to the two generations before the meat was cooked. "Two generations of love, let's go swimming by the river. Please take care of our clothes. "
Afandi saw the fire in cook the meat and put all the clothes of Bayi into the fire. When Bayi came back from swimming, he saw that his clothes were gone, so he asked Afandi: "Afandi, stop fooling around, please give us back our clothes!" " "
"I'm not kidding. I burned all my clothes. " Two generations of love replied.
"What are you doing? What should we wear? " August 1st question.
"Well, you are so stupid. Tomorrow is the end of the world. Why do you need clothes? " Two generations of love replied.
Classic fable 12 Once upon a time, there was an emperor who loved to play Go. He asked the prime minister to send a chess player to the palace to play chess with him every day, but the players were always defeated by the emperor, and no one could ever defeat the emperor. The emperor was bored, and one day he said to the prime minister:'
"alas! So many of us don't have a good chess player? "
"Your Majesty, the players given to you are all good players."
"Why can't a good chess player beat me?"
"I'm afraid I can't beat you because you are the emperor."
The emperor said unhappily:
"ah! Chess is chess, with high and low. Go, go and find the best chess player tomorrow. If you hit me, I will never be angry and will be rewarded! "
"If he loses, what is your majesty going to reward?"
The emperor looked around, pointed to the porcelain teapot on the dragon case and said:
"Give this to him!"
It's unusual to mention this teapot, neither too big nor too small, neither too high nor too low. As thin as paper, as light as leaves and as transparent as crystal. There is a golden dragon on the left and a Cai Feng on the right. Put the famous tea on the table, boil the water, cover the pot, and look at the smoky steam through the pot wall. Dragons and winds are like inviting you to swim in the clouds in space. They are really alive! -in the palace where treasures are a dime a dozen, it is also a rare treasure.
Knowing that this teapot was the emperor's favorite thing, the Prime Minister deliberately said.
"Is your Majesty serious?"
"Of course!"
The next day, the emperor eagerly waited for the best chess player to play chess with him, but the prime minister himself came in. The emperor asked;
"Where are the players?"
The Prime Minister said with a smile.
"I want to play a game with your majesty today."
"ah! It's you! "
The game is on! The prime minister is pressing hard, never giving up, dividing his troops and encirclement and suppression, without mercy. In less than half an hour, the emperor was killed and defeated, and even a small piece was not alive. He was so angry that he pointed to the Prime Minister with trembling fingers and said:
"You ... you dare to win my chess!"
"Didn't your majesty say that chess is better than chess?" … "
"You ... you roll for me! I ... I ... "
"Your majesty! Teapot ... "
Hearing this, the emperor flew into a rage, grabbed the lid of the teapot and smashed it at the Prime Minister who had retreated to the door!
Until now, the national treasure ancient porcelain teapot in the museum still lacks a lid. It is said that because there is no original cover, even the tea is covered, and the dragon wind no longer wanders and churns!
Classic fable 13 Zhuang zi's family is too poor to open the pot. In desperation, they had to bite the bullet and borrow food from the official who supervised the river. Seeing Zhuangzi coming for help, the river supervisor readily agreed to borrow food. He said, "Yes, I will lend you three hundred and twenty pieces of silver as soon as I collect the tax."
Zhuangzi turned from joy to anger, and his face turned pale with anger. He said angrily to the river supervisor, "I was on my way to the mansion yesterday when I suddenly heard a cry for help." Looking around, there was no figure, and then looking around, it turned out to be a crucian carp lying in the dry rut. "
Zhuangzi sighed and said, "He saw me and asked me for help like a savior. It is said that this crucian carp used to live in the East China Sea, but unfortunately it was stuck in a rut and could not extricate itself. It almost arrived. Ask passers-by to give some water to help. "
The supervisor listened to Zhuang Zhou and asked him if he had given the crucian carp water to drink.
Zhuangzi gave the river a white look and said coldly, "I said yes. When I get to the south, I will persuade the King of Wu and the King of Yue to bring you the water from the Xijiang River and take you back to your hometown in the East China Sea! "
Jiang Hehou listened stupidly and thought Zhuangzi's rescue method was ridiculous: "How can I do that?"
"Wow, crucian carp listened to my idea and immediately opened his eyes with anger, saying that there is no water at the moment and there is no place to live. It took only a few buckets of water to solve the problem. Your so-called water diversion is all empty talk. I haven't had time to draw water, and I have become a dried fish in the fish market! "
It is common sense that far hydrolysis cannot quench thirst. This fable exposes the hypocrisy of generosity and meanness in prison. It satirizes the usual tricks of people who talk big and empty words and don't solve practical problems. The attitude of honest people is to talk less and do more practical things.
Classic fable 14 When summer comes, dogs stick out their tongues and exhale in the hot air. The cicada cried on the branch: cicada, cicada ... All the animals have grown taller.
Just then, Fox was stealing a big, tender and fat chicken. But the farmer found out, and the farmer ran quickly to catch the little fox. But the fox runs faster than the farmer, but after dumping the farmer. The fox was panting, and the sweat like peas sat on the slide and fell straight down.
Giraffes eat tender and big leaves and hum songs from time to time. Walking, I met a little fox who was resting.
They looked at each other and daydreamed.
The fox thought, if I had those feet, I wouldn't be tired.
Giraffe thought: If I had those feet, I would eat leaves conveniently.
They all wanted to change, so they made a wish on the wish platform, and they all got what they wanted. They really changed their feet!
The fox stole a fat, tender and precious roast bird this time. Because it knows it can run fast. But it was discovered by a big and fierce hunting dog. Fox ran in a hurry, but he tripped several times. If the dog didn't eat, it wouldn't be so lucky. Fox's feet are not good, I don't want them.
The giraffe walked happily. When she was hungry, she began to eat leaves. But when she looked up, there were no leaves, and she was still there. The giraffe was anxious and alive, but it still didn't work. Giraffes don't want these feet either.
I was going to make a wish at the wishing table, and I happened to see the little fox. Both of them were disheveled and their hair exploded.
They all ignore each other. Everyone is busy making wishes! Their feet soon changed back. Very happy, two people, suddenly realize. It turns out that they think the same thing.
They shook hands and became friends forever.
This tells us that we must cherish only our own feet or other things, because there is only one.
Classic fable 15 long ago, a group of wild boar cubs suffered from swine flu. They fell ill on the ground and could not find food. When people saw it, they were full of sympathy and threw food to these pigs. Day by day, the pig gets better. But the pig didn't leave this place. They think they have found heaven.
At this time, people's egoism suddenly broke out, so they surrounded the pigs with solid fences and built houses that could shelter them from the wind and rain. Pigs are happy in such a place where they have food and shelter. They have begun to breed, thinking that they have found a happy place for their offspring.
When food is scarce, people leave little pigs and slaughter big pigs. Since then, the offspring of wild boar have become domestic pigs and become people's delicacies.
Sparrows that cannot live.
Someone caught a few sparrows in a cage and died of hunger strike without eating or drinking.
After seeing it on the house, the little sparrow said to the old sparrow, "The sparrow in that cage should eat to save his life."
The old sparrow said, "Didn't you see it? Raising pigs is to save lives, and finally push thousands of generations to the fate of being slaughtered! "