There is a buddy in the university dormitory who likes to talk in his sleep. One night I was about to get up for a drink when he suddenly shouted, "Hello!" " I was so scared that I broke the cup ... A person in the university dormitory loves to talk in his sleep. One night I got up to drink water, and suddenly he let out a roar: "Hello!" " I broke the glass ... A man went to church and started talking to God. He said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" God said, "a penny", and then the man said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "One second", and then the man said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said "in one second" a man walked into the church and talked to God. He asked, "Lord, what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replied, "A penny." The man asked, "What about a million years?" God said, "One second." Finally, the man asked, "God, can I have a penny?" God replied, "Right away." Worse Policeman: Why didn't you call for help when someone robbed your watch? Man: If I open my mouth, they will find my four gold teeth. That's even worse. Policeman: Why didn't you shout when your watch was robbed? Man: If I open my mouth and shout, they will find my four gold teeth. That would be even worse! Caught stealing, a thief who overspent.

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A shoplifter was caught red-handed while trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. You said that I bought this watch, how about we break up like this? "

The manager agreed and wrote down the sales slip. The swindler looked at the list and said, "This is a little more than my budget."

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A thief was caught red-handed when he tried to steal a watch in a jewelry store. "Listen," said the thief, "I know you don't want any trouble either. I buy this watch, and then we pretend that nothing happened. What do you think? "

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The manager agreed and made a sales list. The thief looked at the list and said, "This is a little higher than my initial budget. Is there anything cheaper? "

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog! Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read. My dog can't read. Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog! Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "Good boy Robert asked his mother for a penny." What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? ""I gave it to a poor old woman, "he replied." "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. There is still 0 cents left. But why are you so interested in that old woman? ""She is the candy seller. ""Good boy Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? " "She sells sweets." Perfect son. I have a perfect son. Can he talk? No, he didn't. Does he drink whisky? No, he didn't. Does he ever come home late? No, he didn't. I think you really have a perfect son. How old is he? He will be six months old next Wednesday. Perfect son A: I have a perfect son. Does he smoke? No. B: Does he drink whisky? No. B: Will he come home late? I think you have a perfect son. How old is he? It will be six months by next Wednesday.