Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way. Classic funny jokes are shared with you, welcome to enjoy.

Classic funny talk about recommendation 1. Life is like being raped. If you can't resist, enjoy it!

2. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

4. A person's longest love history is probably narcissism, right?

Bear wants to make a duster to dust. Hearing that the rooster's feathers are beautiful, he happily went to the rooster and prepared to borrow some feathers from it. The rooster said proudly: you are talking to the wrong person. I won't lend you my beautiful feathers. ? The bear asked, why did the rooster say, haven't you heard the legend that a miser is broke? 1. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Every time I meet you, my heart is always beating. I don't know why you always nod and smile at me.

7. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

8. If you see a big tree turning into piles of exercise books, do you still have the heart to do your homework? No business, no killing.

9. In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

10. I've been thinking about a problem! In the eyes of foreigners, is the name Angelababy similar to' Yang Cuihua, Liu Shufen and Wang Dani' in China?

1 1. When can I become a bird? Who's upset? Bird flu? Ah.

12. Piggy and chicken were playing in the forest when they suddenly found a hungry Xiaohua Mall. The pig said, what a pity! Give it something to eat. Chicken nods: Then make a bowl of preserved egg lean porridge! ? The pig shook his head with great excitement. That will be a day! You just contributed a by-product, and I want to put my life on it! ?

Classic funny talk about appreciation 1. On Christmas Day, Santa Claus was welcomed in the forest. Santa Claus with a long white beard granted a wish to the animals in the forest. The animals in the forest shouted: We're going back ten million years! ? Santa Claus asked inexplicably: Why? All the animals in the forest pointed to the monkeys in the tree and said, because we want to drive the apes out of the earth! ?

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

I never watch TV. I just often check whether the TV programs in the newspaper are misprinted.

Arrest is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness programs.

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this.

6. There is love besides teeth.

7. Who can have such strong feelings for me as RMB?

8. If you have money, you lose your family; If you have no money, worship God.

9. I have been determined to be a smart person since I was a child, but I have only succeeded in half, and it is still the second half.

10. A goose and a hen are selling eggs in the market. The hen shouted: double yellow eggs, come and buy them. The goose's mouth was stupid, and it took a long time to shout: big. After shouting, I found that everyone bought eggs. Goose is puzzled and asks why. The egg buyer said, look, even if people don't sell double yellow eggs, they are at least original, right? Huh? Yes

1 1. Now I know why there are so many lovelorn people in summer, because it's too hot for two people to sleep, and all they can get together are friends of life and death.

12. The hen gave birth to a duck egg. The rooster was very angry and questioned the hen. The hen said unjustly, it's all my fault. I love beauty so much. My mouth was flat before, so I sharpened it for the sake of beauty. Rooster:

13. One day my little nephew asked me: When can I grow up? I asked him: what are you thinking when you watch TV and see that the heroine is about to lose her reputation? Of course, I hope the hero will appear as soon as possible to save the heroine. I am just the opposite of you. This is the difference between children and adults. ?

14. Is there anyone like me? I feel that things in my dreams can always be realized in reality.

15. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

16. I am really a playboy. Just after the winter vacation, I think about the summer vacation.

17. Money alone can't make people happy, so I also stole some jewelry, stamps and watches.

18. I think Qin Shihuang must have fallen in love with me through modernity and found that I didn't like learning, so I burned books and buried Confucianism when I went back.

19. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

20.？ Why don't you write a word in your exercise book? I am a neat freak! ?

Classic joke 1. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

2. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning bag, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning bag!

When talent can't support ambition, you should read more books, read more and read more, and your ambition will be gone.

Silence is golden, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

A patient with liver disease was secretly drinking in the ward and was found by a beautiful female nurse. Female nurse scolded: sweetheart! ? The patient excitedly replied:? Little baby! ?

6. Everyone likes to eat Master Kong. If you eat Master Kong, Mrs. Kang will have no companion, and you will have to marry the white elephant.

7. Did you do your homework? B: Yes! Well, it's still hot under my ass. Do you want it? So you're here.

8. Let's fall in love when we have time, and I will continue to have a crush on you when we don't.

9. Talk about egg pain: The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

10. I want to make a lot of money for my father, and then I will be a rich second generation.

1 1. It's hot, and the puppy is shivering on the floor. Mother dog saw it and asked with concern, Baby, are you sick, puppy? I found it cold in the refrigerator, so I went in for the summer. I didn't expect it to be so cold inside, almost frozen into popsicles. ?

12. It is much harder to get close to one's heart than to get close to spring!

13. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

14. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

15. What should a host pay attention to before the game? Will everyone wait for me to finish? Start? I will answer first in the future. ? Then he further emphasized:? Do you have to wait for me? Start? Come out and grab it! ?

16. You think you are a saint. In fact, you are just a psychopath among human beings.

17. I never believe that I can make a wish when I see a shooting star. I just want to collect dragon balls in a down-to-earth way.

18.？ Have you heard of Amway? My sister got up and left without looking at me. The subway was so crowded that I found a seat easily.

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