A person always looks at the sky, and everyone looks in the direction he looks. There's nothing. Why (the man has a nosebleed)?
When can't you say come in (when you are a guest)
What kind of sea is the largest in the world? & lt the sea of misery is boundless >
One horizontal, one horizontal, one vertical, one vertical, one vertical, one vertical, one vertical, one vertical. (type a word)? & lt and >
Thousand fields are connected with soil and fields (guess a word)? & lt heavy >;
What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? & lt take care >
A girl saw a handsome boy at her mother's funeral, fell in love with him, and then went back to kill her own sister. Why? & lt Because she wants to have another funeral, look at that handsome guy >
Dongpo threw stones to solve doubts, Qin Guan enlightened (western medicine name 2)
Condom (enter a place name);
Women roll (name a foreign city)
A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured? & lt It is the signboard of McDonald's M >
What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? & lt No one came to the wedding reception >
When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? & lt in the restaurant >
In the "O" position of "Wu, Ren, Wang, A and Wu", which word should be filled in "East, South, West, North and China"? & lt is west, because the first few words are: 1.2.3.5 >
Why is there a sheep in a pack of wolves? & lt The flock has a sheep.
1 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: I dreamed that a truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time. 3. Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three! 4. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach.
1. Question: Which one is the most labor-saving in the world? Answer: jasmine reason: how beautiful (powerless) jasmine answer: parallel line reason: parallel lines do not intersect (banana) 3. Question: Which is the worst, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: elephant skin reason: eraser (elephant skin difference) 4. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: 10 thousand and one thousand: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand 5. Question: What's the surname of this pencil? Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil 6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream reason: ice cream (ice unicorn) 7. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 laziest; 2 The most industrious reason: 1 (1) Don't do 2 (2) Keep asking questions: How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence What would happen if a fat man fell from the18th floor? Answer: Fat man. Cause: I fell to my death. 10. Who do you want to talk to? Answer: aha reason: "aha", give me a cup of forgetful water. 1 1. Two people fall into a trap. The one who falls dead is called death. What's the name of the one who didn't fall? Answer: "Help." Reason: this needs no explanation!
1. Who is Mi's grandfather? Answer: It's popcorn, because it embraces rice and flowers. 2. Who is Amy's father? Answer: Amy's father is a butterfly. 3. Who is Amy's mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower and a peanut. 4. Which European country doesn't wholesale? Answer: Denmark (single sale) 5. What is your relationship with your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle? Answer: Kinship 6. Public toilets (guess a foreign investor) Answer: Yan Luowang married his daughter, guess three words? Answer: The devil wants it. 7. Who knows how many stars there are in the sky? Answer: God knows. 8. What do people fear most? Answer: A debt. 9. How to keep the duck from flying away Answer: Give him a wing (difficult to fly) 10. Who is the most frequent person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: Pedestrian 1 1. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first? Answer: It is better to close the door first. 12. What kind of loanwords will China people write? Answer: Arabic numerals. 13. What can I take without hands? Answer: Make up your mind. 14. The thief stole all the gold, silver and jewels of some rich families nearby. Why didn't the only rich man who didn't have anti-theft equipment or security personnel patronize? Answer: his own home 15. There is a guy with a cotton-padded jacket on his upper body and shorts on his lower body, holding an iced coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right. He sits by the fire every day, but the air conditioner is on. Who is he? Answer: neuropathy 16. Dad asked Xiaoming to recite The Analects of Confucius, and he recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius. 17. Lao Gu's home was robbed and suffered heavy losses, but when the police informed him to solve the case, Lao Gu sent to solatium to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife. The monitor told the rookie that after pulling the safety of the Grenade, it would take five seconds before throwing it out. The rookie acted according to the monitor's instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Answer: Because the rookie stutters 19. What tiger is scary but doesn't eat people? Answer: Gecko 20. The phone rang loudly, but Obana's brother didn't answer the phone. What happened? Answer: Because it is TV advertisement 2 1. Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and left hand.