I saw a puppy calling it "Wang Cai".

People say to you, "Roger that!"

Ask the other person's name "What's your mother's name?"

When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?"

Express admiration for a girl and say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" "

At the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie."

When someone threatens you, they will say, "hero, give me a break!" "

Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! "

When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……"

When you can't sleep in hot weather, you will say, "It's been a long night."

When I praised my school, I said, "Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor."

When you admire others, say, "I'm Kao! I have taken you! "

When I heard someone say hello on the road, I said, "Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "

Show someone something and say, "You don't believe it? Look! "

When you can't understand what others are saying, just say, "I see, you are crazy!" " "

When he was inferior to others in the exam, he said, "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him. It is because of the extra burden that he will be a little taller than me! " "

When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says, "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

When abandoned, say "the relationship is broken."

Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn: "Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh!" " "

Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! "

When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time. I'll get used to it when I throw up!" " "

I failed in the exam and said, "I guessed ahead of time, but I couldn't guess the ending ..."

When you see someone else fail in the exam, you should say, "Brother, you have been recruited! How come? Are you having an affair with him? ! !

Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice.

The weather turns cloudy: it thunders and rains, and clothes are still big marshmallows! !

Someone asked you to bring him something: you want me to show him some keepsakes, such as flowers, grass, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and so on-

Others criticize you: Who said that? I only focus on one thing to change my view of the past!

Fight with people: I am a woman. Do you fight too?

Scold with people: people are fucking, and demons are fucking.

Nothing strange: wife! ! Come out and see God!

Touching words: I once had a love before me, but I didn't know how to cherish it. Now I think it's too late to regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will say to that girl: Me! Honey. You! If you have to add a time limit to dating here, I hope it is, 10 thousand years.

When you accidentally put a P and it was discovered by others, you said: You didn't let everyone down this time.

When rejecting a woman you don't like, say: You only get my body, but not my soul. I already have a lover, and we won't have a result. Please let me go!

When you make others angry, say: You are angry. If you are angry, cry, come on ... hee hee!

Sing when eating chicken: roast chicken wings, I like them best!

If you want to eat food, sing: Oh, yes! I almost forgot, I'm a vegetarian!

When you don't care about anything, say: it doesn't matter, there is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. ...

When people are bored, they say: This guy talks about his mother-in-law all the time, just like a fly, hum … sorry, it's not one, it's a bunch of flies around you, hum … fly to your ear, help!

When someone threatens you, say: Wow, you scared me again.

Seeing the excitement, he said, look, now my sister saved my sister, and later that sister saved her.