Many people like to travel westward, and many lines are catchy. But whether you are really a liar depends on whether you meet the following requirements. A real "liar" can talk like this. But I haven't reached such a high level. Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "pig!" " "When you see a puppy, you should call it Wang Cai. When you see cockroaches or flies in the bowl, you should shout, "Xiao Qiang! When you hear someone talking to you, say, "Roger that!" " Ask the person's name: "* * * What's your name?" When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?" Express admiration for a girl and say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" " At the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie." When you are threatened, you say, "forgive me, hero!" " Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! " When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ..... If you can't sleep in hot weather, you say, "It's a long night, and you don't want to sleep. "When I praised my school, I said," Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor. When you praise others, you say, "I'm Kao! I took you there! "But when I heard someone say hello on the road, I said," Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "Show someone something and say," You don't believe it? Look! "When you can't understand what others are saying, just say," I see, you are crazy! " "When I was inferior to others in the exam, he said," I have always been a little higher than him in wisdom and martial arts. It is because of the extra burden that he will be taller than me! "When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says," Do you need a reason to love someone? " When abandoned, say to others, "The relationship is broken. "Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn:" Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh! ""Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time, and I'll get used to it when I throw up!" "When you fail in the exam, say," I guessed the leader, but I can't guess the ending ... "When you see someone else fail in the exam, say," Brother, you have been recruited! " "Why? Are you having an affair with him? ! ! (Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice) If you can't hear the original "only you", you will fall down. The weather turned cloudy: "It thundered, it rained, and the clothes were collected!" " Or "What a big marshmallow!" ! ! Someone asked you to bring him something: "You want me to show him some souvenirs. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and the like do you have? " Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! ! Fight with people: I am a woman. Play with me, really.

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Don't say moral words to others.

Let's take a look at a conversation between Stephen Chow and his old partner Ng Man Tat in the movie (this is based on the impression of watching this movie, not necessarily accurate):

Stephen Chow's Su Beggar (who later became a beggar, but was originally a rich boy) was fighting with someone when the general's father () arrived with the guards.

Ng Man Tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I am bullying others!" " "Ng Man Tat:" His family has money and status. Are you qualified to bully? "

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Stephen Chow: "Dad, I'm going to Beijing to take the top martial arts exam." Ng Man Tat (excitedly): "Son! We Su Chahar family have been waiting for this sentence for 20 years! Stephen Chow: "No, I did it for a woman. Ng Man Tat: "Good! Die for women, die for women, and take exams for women! Hero! Who dares ask? Stephen Chow: Yuan is like a frost girl. Ng Man Tat: "Ah? ! Prostitute! ！” Stephen Chow: "What's the matter? Ng Man Tat: "I dare not love what people dare to love. I have different tastes. I admire you, Dad! "

In Stephen Chow's films, there are many wonderful and humorous dialogues like this. It is these dialogues that violate morality and even the logic of daily life that make people smile in an accident, thus forming the comedy color in Stephen Chow's films.

In Taiwan and Hong Kong movies, if Jackie Chan and Chow Yun Fat are heroes, they will leave a deep impression on the public, while Stephen Chow's role is anti-hero. The little guy he plays is not only far from the hero, but also smacks of the prodigal son coming back-treating morality like dirt. Like the above dialogue, morality is regarded as non-existent. If it is said that loving prostitutes may not conform to the old morality, but it may conform to the new morality, then it is a bit excessive for a father to ask his son if he has enough money for you to bully. But there's more.

In another film, Stephen Chow plays a lawyer. The lawyer's wife gave birth to a child, and Stephen Chow (lawyer) checked the sex of the child and said, "Ha, it's not a son, it's a chicken condom! Ok, the chicken cover is also very good! " God, my father said his daughter was a chicken condom. I dare say this is the most shocking theory I have ever heard!

Mencius once cursed Yang Zhu viciously: "No monarch, no father and no beast." Stephen Chow's comedies are also without a gentleman and a father. The little person he played not only transcended the constraints of morality, but also transcended the constraints of power. There is no father and son, and there is no monarch and minister. Emperors are often cowardly and ridiculous, and courtiers can tease the son of heaven. There may even be a farce in which the monarch and his subjects huddle under the bed and go whoring with the same prostitute. There is absolutely no Emperor Rowen who can be seen everywhere in mainland movies, and there is no morality that you can call me dead and I can't die.

Stephen Chow's comedy stories are not only immoral, but also violate the logic of daily life and the axiom of 1+ 1 = 2. In a movie, Stephen Chow learned the skills of swearing from a pimp (what a strange skill, I'm sure it's not among the 72 lines). He studied hard, kept improving, and finally became proficient, and he was able to scold tables and chairs. You can scold the dead and the living to death (this is not a metaphor, it is a real scene. In Stephen Chow's comedies, you can make your dreams come true. ) you can swear, you can spit out a lot of colorful staff. How fun it is!

Fun is fun, but because it completely violates ethics and life logic, it is full of boring and mediocre farce. In these stories, only the traditional morality is destroyed, but no new morality is established, which makes people feel that these films are ethereal and lack weight. Thackeray said that humor is wit and love, while humor in Stephen Chow's movies is wit without love.

The reason why Stephen Chow's films make us feel kind is that our era is a non-hero era. The era of heroes has long since ended, and the sublimity is declining. We are more and more mediocre, and we are willing to be mediocre. We no longer struggle tenaciously for lofty ideals. We are drifting more and more, drag out an ignoble existence, and even lose our conscience for material desires. Hong Kong people have gone further than mainlanders on the road of non-hero. They live in Hong Kong, a place where Chinese and Western cultures meet. They are far away from the mainstream traditional morality of Confucius and Mencius and have not accepted too much western morality. The cornerstone of morality is inherently weak. Once it is impacted by the material desires of modern cities, it will naturally fail. Hong Kong has become a moral quasi-vacuum zone, and Stephen Chow, a boring and vulgar comedian, was born here rather than elsewhere.