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I want to find a social hot topic that reflects people's livelihood and perform it in the humorous form of sketches at the New Year's Day party. Suitable for irony and reflection.
The script of the comic book "Office Party"

Ladies and gentlemen, this is our sponsor night, the manager of Donkey Monopoly. welcome

Knowing that everyone is happy, I heard that there is no money for the party!

1, we are in a small stage and lack of funds.

2. The series I sponsored only talked about some donkeys.

1, huh? No, no,no. We don't need donkeys.

Is it all money?

2 1, how much is it? How much ass?

No, no, no, manager, let's put the donkey in one place in advance. Let me report the overall thinking of our party first.

Oh, you're still reporting. You're the director. Why are you still reporting to me? You are right.

1, the name of our party, a fashion show party and fashion capital,

2. Hey, hey, what's going on? Donkey, I'll take you to exchange.

This is also holding a donkey, ah, oh, the theme song of our party, and we are going to invite Mao Amin to give a concert.

You pinch, what is he made of in a short time? Then sink.

1, tonight, I also specially hosted Comrade Zhao Zhongxiang from Beijing. If you add it to the material, it's not called changing it.

2? You sank.

1, ahhh, except that Niu Niu Feng Gong shows fashion when performing.

Do you always kick your ass, bad boy? Then exchange.

1, "for a long time, I said, didn't you hear?

2. After listening to you?

1, this is called Fashion Spring Festival Evening, and the improvement of people's living standards-

2. Director, director, I am an amateur, and fashion laughs at me. I just think that this night, spring, summer, autumn and winter.br/>1are too vulgar, Ai, reasonable.

2. Failure is called fashion spring.

1, as you pointed out?

2, it is better to call it donkey night, ah, his name is loud and clear.

1, no, no, no, this won't work. You cannot change the name.

I initiated the column, 1, and neither did the initiator.

2. The list I gave you, can you not mention the donkey?

1, give money or not?

2, isn't it?

1, absolutely not.

& gt2. What to discuss?

1, hey, I'm sorry.

2. I will compare and list.

1, huh?

2. Secretary Liu/>; hey

Class two, chariot! Here comes the donkey cart,

1, why?

2, the sea is going to participate at some point.

I, oh, no, no, no, listen to me, manager. Listen to me. Although the name hasn't changed, I can be your responsibility. How about advertising?

2. advertising? BR/>; 1, ah! A very beautiful lipstick,

2. lipstick?

1, lipstick

What does lipstick have to do with donkeys?

Change the slogan to the content of your company.br/> 2. What do you mean?

1, wow! The donkey brand is really the brand of four donkeys now. It's extraordinary. Wearing lipstick with donkey brand will make you wrong.

Oh, great!

1 ok?

2, now!

1, is that right?

2. What is the specific plan of this sponsorship?

1, program

Great, I will listen when you say it.

1, let's talk about the theme song sung by Mao Amin, beautiful music, Mao Amin wearing a white killing group, and the way from the depths of the stage.

2. Mao Amin came to us from the depths of the stage on a donkey in music.

1 right?

2, ah!

1, Mao Amin rides a donkey!

Her beauty.

1, oh, let me see, ah, oh, Mao Amin is wearing a floral coat and scarf and riding a donkey.

1, not good, Mao Amin changed to steal mines.

2. Interesting stealing pillars

1, Mao Amin, ah, handheld microphone, 2, handheld microphone.

1, for the audience

2. Mao Amin is holding a microphone.

1 a string in life

Show it to the audience. I'm leaving. It thinks the front line is not long enough.

Come down, come down, come back, come back, donkey.

1 right?

2, this reasonable column,

1, this is definitely not.

2, isn't it?

1, sorry

I'll list the money.

You pay, not work.

Liu Shuji chariots,

1, no, no, no, I'm telling you, Mao Amin, the manager of the manager, can't pour mules, but my idea can be poured on a living person, okay? "

2. I won't!

1, not others, but the general manager of your company.

Reverse general manager

1 General Manager of TV, TV output and Little Donkey Monopoly Company

2, brackets, equivalent to metre, um, so, our general manager, give you a report.

1, no

2, the report is 1, and you can't say a word. Do you know if your general manager tells jokes and riddles?

2. guess!

1, even better

Oh, the man's general manager is full of riddles. I have been thinking about this mystery for three days.

1, there is nothing you might want to talk about.

It is hard to guess.

1, what riddle? Come and listen.

The distance of 2, like a donkey, looks like a donkey at close range. Donkeys can't ride 1, which one is it?

2, donkey! How's it going?

1, this mystery, really, what kind of things?

2. Come on! Sponsorship, what program?

1, the night hosted by Zhao Zhongxiang.

2, Zhao Zhongxiang!

1, wearing a straight suit and holding a microphone at the audience,

2. Oh, Zhao Zhongxiang is still holding a microphone at the audience.

1, talk while walking

Going into the future, I don't think the line is long enough. I fell down. I fell back, fell back.

No, no, no,no. Zhao Zhongxiang wireless microphone.

2. What line of children?

cotton yarn

2. I don't come out much either.

1, I tell you, Zhao Zhongxiang impromptu magic show-become a living person, invited comedian Zhao Benshan to be the voice.

2. Zhao Benshan?

1, put a box on the stage for Zhao to drill into, the change of Zhao Zhongxiang! When I opened the box, Zhao Benshan left.

Imagine a donkey,

1 right?

2, alas, this is called a big change, a live donkey,

1, greatly changed the life of donkeys,,,,,,,

2. Secretary Liu, take a taxi!

1, no, no, no, donkey, big change donkey

2, hey, you said, I have a little donkey temper.

1, shun donkey

1, the following is the program, Niu Niu and Feng Gong perform cross talk and wear national costumes.

2. Hold the microphone and point it at the audience.

Hey,

Go went forward and felt that the line was not long enough and fell down.

1 station

2, there is no hundred million.

1, the right side of the donkey 2, he said, the rate of fall.

1, did you say that?

2. Who dropped the donkey?

1, right?

Two donkeys fell, two, fell.

1, absolutely not. In the form of cartoons, the microphone can't move.

1,& lt/

2>2, otherwise this cartoon is dry goods, but the comedy column,

1, yes

2, there are too many forms, and the status of comics is mentioned. Two people can say you can't change the form.

1, how to change it?

2. You said that there are a group of donkeys standing here.

great

2. the next day, the headlines of major newspapers: new atmosphere in reform, new partners in cattle,

1, who dares to clap? This is a don't ask, you two ride his donkey, he never thinks, he can't, it's art, you know?

Secretary, chariot! We won't talk nonsense with you.

1, I tell you, although Niu Niu Feng Gong said cross talk, his content sentence is nothing.

Like a donkey

2, read the script, wait and see! How's it going?

2. And donkeys

If the donkey is not worth the price, the shoe model will kill the donkey. The person who leads the donkey must pull it.

2. What is the name of the donkey in this cartoon?

1, ouch, I, ah, it was all my idea, hehe, I'm at my wit's end.

2. Bring a good name. So, do you have a plan here?

1, here is the program, and there are 60 children, wearing 60 children's costumes.

2, holding 60 microphones,

1, yes,

2. Pour in 60 donkeys

1, ouch!

2. Oh, this donkey got so much.

Manager.

2. What happened?

1, you go to my donkey team, right? This is my first time to join the party. I beg you, you don't want the audience to call me donkey guide alone! Manager, this program can't be combined with donkeys under any circumstances, ahahahaha!

2. Don't laugh or cry?

1 I beg you,

3. Director, I said that this is because we haven't been in contact for a long time. I think this is more frank and can be crossed. Come on, I bumped into you. We can't say that our sponsors are unreasonable or disrespectful to art, instead of adding donkeys, or even mentioning a word about donkeys. I'm sorry, director.

1, oh, I want to thank you.

2. Last program? How to recruit?

1, 60 children,

260 children

1, run to the audience

1 Running to the audience, she turned around.

2 turn around

To the oasis on the horizon will not change, so I have a small request.

1, you're right!

60 children turned to the audience, not everyone's first time, little tail!