Main characters: Cinderella, prince, magician (screw), entourage (Frye), stepmother, elder sister and second sister.
Supporting roles: king, queen, young woman, middle-aged lady, girl (and a few without lines)
Props: table, chair, broom, rag, comb, book, paper, tree, stop sign, cloth shoes, wand, MP3, electric shock supplies, food, heart-to-heart tissue, stop clock, old clock, pop-top pull ring, electric shock guy.
("March of Sorrow" rings)
Narrator: In this bustling town, there lived a kind girl. Every day, people will see a petite figure wandering in the market. The girl is wearing shabby clothes, so everyone calls her "Cinderella". She has a very happy family, a strict father and a kind mother. Unfortunately, her mother died unexpectedly, so her father found her a new mother. I thought the nightmare was over. Unexpectedly, after her father died, her stepmother changed her original kind face and became snobbish and narrow-minded, treating Cinderella as a servant and letting her two spoiled daughters bully her and bosse her around. (Music stops)
Scene change 1-
Big sister: Cinderella, come and sweep here. It's too dirty.
Cinderella: Yes. (sweeping under the elder sister's feet with a broom)
Elder sister (dodging): Oh, my shoes are dirtier than your face. Go, go, go away, don't sweep! (with a contemptuous expression)
Cinderella: Oh (go away)
The second sister conveniently pulled Cinderella ("Symphony of Destiny" sounded) and they looked at each other (music stopped).
Second sister: Oh, what a coincidence. What about the dress I asked you to wash for me this morning? Bring it now! I want to wear it! (Reaching out to Cinderella)
Cinderella: I washed it hard.
Second Sister: Well, let me think. . . (seeing the hole in the clothes) Ah! Cinderella, stop, you dead girl. (Cinderella has run away)
Narrator: On this day, the stepmother's excited voice reached Cinderella's ears. She was busy sweeping the floor! Ahem ~ ~ (The elder sister is combing her hair and the second sister is reading a book)
Scene change 2-
Stepmother: (excitedly) Come and see, both of you. (with a piece of paper in his hand)
Sister: Mom, what is this?
Stepmother: What frog died and my brother died? Your brother is not dead.
Second sister: No, my sister asked you what this is.
Stepmother: Oh, it's chicken intestines. Is educated! Fortunately, I let you study.
Elder sister: What's this?
Stepmother: This is the invitation to the Kingdom Ball!
Second sister: Oh, really. . . (Continue reading)
Elder sister: (dropping something in her hand) What? Let me see! (grab the invitation). . . What? I thought it was true. Stop joking, okay? !
Stepmother: Do I look like I'm joking?
Elder sister: Just a piece of printing paper and an invitation letter.
Stepmother: I printed this. You can watch it online if you don't believe me.
Second Sister: How did you know the news? (still reading)
Stepmother: I saw it on E-cat when I was just surfing the Internet.
Big sister: no, no, it's not an e-cat, it's an email ~
Stepmother: Almost. In any case, you must attend this dance, you know.
Elder sister: Of course.
Second sister: OK. (still reading)
Stepmother: OK, I'll order clothes. (Stepmother leaves)
Sister: You also want to be king. No
Second sister: Well, I heard that there are many books in the palace.
Elder sister: (whispering) What a nerd (stealing books from second sister). what are you reading? Squid raiders What is this? (Sister throws away the book and leaves)
Second sister: no level. (picks up the book)
Narrator: Cinderella was very interested in the word kingdom ball, so she made up her mind to go to the kingdom ball, but the question was: how can she go to the ball without beautiful clothes? Cinderella can only come to the big tree in the yard in frustration. . .
Scene change 3—
("In the Mood for Love" rings)
Cinderella (looking at the tree): Uncle Tree, I really want to visit the palace. (Music stops)
Magician: Nothing. You should say that you want to go to the palace and dance with the prince.
Cinderella (surprised): Wow, uncle can talk, and it's a girl's voice ...? Girls?
Magician: Miss, please, I'm not your uncle. (talking and approaching Cinderella)
Cinderella: So it's you talking. I wonder why uncle has changed sex.
Magician: (whispering) Idiot! Let me ask you, do you really want to go to the dance?
Cinderella: Of course, I haven't been there.
Magician: Well, actually, I'm a magician. I can let you go to the kingdom dance.
Cinderella: Really, can you help me?
Magician: Sure, but you have to do something for me.
Cinderella: What is it?
Magician: (takes out a box from the next table) Help me return these shoes to the prince.
Cinderella: (looking at the magician) When are there a pair of shoes in the table? Is it a mutation? What shoes are they? Are they crystal shoes? Or gold shoes? Can you ... ... please. .
Magician: (interrupting Cinderella's long speech) Stop it! Only one question is allowed.
Cinderella: (in meditation). . .
Magician: (frowning) Are you going to ask or not?
Cinderella: Yes, I will ask. . . (The magician nods) Can you give me a shoe?
Magician: Do you want shoes? Cinderella nodded hard. . . Yes, anyway, just give him his shoes back.
Cinderella: Really? Thank you. (Opening the box) Huh? Why, are they cloth shoes? (Turn around backstage) Director ~ Is there a mistake?
Magician: That's right. Don't you know? The director said that because the funds did not allow, she took out the worn cloth shoes that had been treasured for four years and replaced them!
Cinderella: (to the magician) How did this happen? The director is so stingy! It is clearly written in the book that they are crystal shoes. How can they be replaced with worn cloth shoes? . . Do you have any other shoes?
Magician: Ahem, don't worry, these shoes are not for you! I'll let you put on beautiful shoes. Anyway, give him back a shoe for me.
Cinderella: Wow, that's great.
Magician: Look at me!
Narrator: As the magician waved his wand, Cinderella's clothes became gorgeous banquet clothes and a beautiful pearl necklace, but the magician's action stopped there.
Magician: Shit, the wand is dead. I'm going back to charge. Bye! (Walking posture)
Cinderella: (holding the magician) Wait a minute, you haven't made shoes yet.
Magician: (struggling) Didn't I tell you there was no electricity? You can wear those cloth shoes. (Break free and talk while walking) Also, I 12 come back. . .
Cinderella: Why? Hello.
Narrator: In other words, the stepmother is almost ready, just waiting for the night.
Scene change 4—
Stepmother: Look, children, our mail-order banquet clothes have arrived.
Elder sister: (running out) Let me see!
Second sister: (sitting in the chair early) The efficiency is not bad.
Elder sister: (picks up a skirt) Mom, do you think this skirt looks good on me?
Stepmother: Of course it looks good. You are beautiful, delicate, graceful, charming, graceful, pure and lovely, innocent girl, with all kinds of amorous feelings, flirting, gentle and graceful, noble and refined, which makes women jealous and men move. Dogs will jump over walls when they see you, and pigs will climb trees when they see you, which is beautiful.
Elder sister: (smiling and shaking her hair) Of course.
Stepmother: I'll pick out some jewels for you. Wait for me. (leave)
Elder sister: (walks up to the second sister) What are you looking at? (grabbing books). . . Squid drifting? (Throw away the book and talk while walking) Freak!
Second sister: (picks up the book and sits down to read) You too!
Narrator: Night has finally arrived. Although Cinderella doesn't have beautiful crystal shoes and a luxurious pumpkin cart, her heart to dance will not be defeated!
Scene change 5—
Cinderella: Damn director, how can you treat my innocent Cinderella like this? Even if there are no crystal shoes, I will stand here alone and wait for the bus. What took you so long to come? Is there any danger? No, what should I do?
Young woman: Little girl, don't be sad, be strong. Although the one we love is gone, we still have to live. You should be as cheerful and strong as me! (looking at his watch) Ah, I'm in a hurry. Talk to you next time. Goodbye. (leave)
Middle-aged lady: (suddenly appears) Don't listen to her. Of course she is happy. Her late husband left her a lot of money, and she can still be with her affair partner. I think her late husband was angry with her. Don't be like her (leave)
Cinderella: Crazy, what a mess. I'm just waiting for the bus. No, it's faster if I run there. (Lift the skirt, make a running posture, and start)
Narrator: There is no doubt that those two men were sent to Castle Peak just now. Cinderella played her strengths and finally ran to the kingdom. She was just about to enter the hall when she was startled by the brakes behind her and turned to look. It turned out that the bus left an hour ago. But this did not attract her attention, because she was attracted by the dim light in the garden and walked there.
Scene change 6—
Cinderella: Who are you, a ghost?
Mystery Man: (Search) Mm-hmm.
Cinderella: How did you die? The mystery man found something, looked at it and threw it away.
Mystery man: dizzy. (I found another thing)
Cinderella: What's your name?
Mystery man: (without answering Cinderella's words, looking up at the sky) The dance is about to start (putting what you just found in your pocket and muttering to yourself)! Look! (pointing to the sky)
Cinderella: (raising her head and raising her hand) What are you looking at? It's nothing. (turning his head) Hey, where's the ghost?
Narrator: By the prince's side, (pause) See for yourself.
Scene change 7—
Attendant: What are you doing, Prince?
Prince: I'm listening to MP3. What are you doing here?
Attendant: It's time to go to the lobby.
Prince: Really? Then I want to make up.
Attendant: (hugging the prince's feet in fear) Don't melt! Don't you remember that the ladies-in-waiting were scared to cry last time, and the princess was dizzy last time? Please don't wear it again.
Prince: The ladies-in-waiting cried because I gave birth to prickly heat with their cosmetics, and they cried because they were punished. Mom fainted because I was more beautiful than her after makeup, and I was mad; But it seems none of your business.
Attendant: Did you really forget that I was deducted from the bonus by the Queen?
Prince: I can give it to you.
Attendant: But she also deprived me of my "right to love".
Prince: It's not that you are not allowed to fall in love or get married. I'll marry you a bride.
Attendant: (holding the prince) Let's stop fooling around and let's go.
Narrator: The prince was dragged to the hall by his entourage.
Scene change 8—
King: Let me introduce you. (pointing to the prince) This is a child. (Everyone looks at the prince)
Attendant: (desperately pulling the prince) Prince, come out. If you don't come out, my bonus will be deducted next month. I beg you.
Prince: Never die, never die.
Attendant: (sobbing) Then why don't you die?
Prince: (Stand out) Son of a bitch, how dare you curse this prince? Think about it. (Say that finish, pull the entourage to go inside)
King: (holding the prince's ear angrily) You are the bastard. Dance for me. (turning gently to the crowd) That's my son. Let's see, ha, come on, dance and twist.
Attendant: Ah! The king was incoherent. (The king faints) Ah! And then fainted.
Queen: (suddenly appearing in front of the entourage) I want to deprive you of your "right to marry".
Attendant: (crying bitterly) No, Queen, I can't fall in love anymore. If I can't get married, how can I live up to my 80-year-old grandmother, 90-year-old mother and 12-year-old father?
Queen: (crying) Poor thing. . . Do you think I am an idiot? Grandma is 80 years old and dad is only 12 years old? Mother is 90 years old? You're lying to a ghost.
Attendant: (guilty) Yes, it's true. I'm not lying to you. . .
Prince: (yelling) My father is dizzy. You're still chatting. Mom, take dad to the people's hospital quickly.
Queen: Don't worry. I learned electric shock. I'll just shock him. (takes out the guy)
Prince: (grabs the queen's hand) Mom, no!
Queen: You don't trust my skills?
Prince: Of course not. If you hadn't shocked my father last time, he wouldn't have had a heart attack. . .
Girl: (loudly) Do you still want to dance? If not, I will go home and watch TV.
King: (jumping up) Sorry, the dance has officially started. (Faint again)
Narrator: The farce was over and the king was sent to the people's hospital. (Looking left and right) I'll tell you a secret. The king was incoherent because of a heart attack. Of course, everyone is afraid to tell the queen, not even the king. Why? Do you think the king is not afraid of being deducted pocket money by his precious queen? . . Forget it, let's take a look at the follow-up of the prince's dance.
Prince: (A brainwave) Ahem, please come out and dance with me. If not, please go home and watch TV.
Girl: No way. You spent so much money on tickets just to see a farce?
Prince: Please rest assured. Of course, we won't hurt you. (pointing to the entourage) Look.
Attendant: (stealing food). . . I found that all eyes were on him, so I threw away the food in my hand. (Hello, everyone.
Prince: What? Hello, everyone. Show us something quickly.
Attendant: What are you embroidering? I can't embroider mandarin ducks.
Prince: (walks up to his entourage) It's beyond your power. Get something out quickly, or you will suffer.
Attendant: What can I get?
Prince: (reaches into the waiter's pocket) Take whatever you have. . . (finds a pack of paper towels) Paper towels? Forget it, that's it.
Attendant: This is what I used! (Covered by the prince)
Prince: (holding up the paper towel) In order to compensate for your loss, I'll give you a dozen (looking at the paper towels) brand paper towels that are soul mates.
Cinderella: (whispering) I'm sorry. . .
Prince: (with a smile on his face and a tissue in his hand) Do you have any comments?
Cinderella: (whispering) I'm sorry. . .
Everyone: No.
Cinderella: (loudly) Is anyone listening to me? Everyone looks at Cinderella and turns their heads back. )
Prince: Since everyone is okay with it, then. . . (Interrupt)
Cinderella: (walks up to the prince and shouts) Didn't you hear what I said?
Prince: (rubbing his ears) Sorry, I have a little tinnitus. what can I do for you?
Cinderella: Don't you want to see me?
Prince: I'm looking for you? Do you? When did this happen?
Cinderella: (lifts her skirt) Look.
Prince: (half covering his eyes) Miss, I'm not interested in your underwear. Please respect yourself.
Cinderella: Who told you to look at me? . . (Raising the volume) I'm showing you my shoes!
Prince: Why should I look at your shoes? My name is Li Ning. If you want to see them, you won't see yourself.
Cinderella: You said to let the lady in cloth shoes go out, didn't you?
Prince: (to himself) Did I say that?
Attendant: Don't you remember, Prince? You said it yourself. You can't be so forgetful (Laughter)
Prince: (looking at the waiter) No, I remember, I told you, so what.
Attendant: Then you must dance with this young lady.
Prince: Just jump and show you how fast I'm making progress. (Turning to Cinderella and issuing an elegant invitation) Please!
Cinderella put her hand on the prince's and they walked to the center of the dance floor. With the change of music, they jumped into a bullfight. . . Suddenly, Cinderella stopped dancing.
Prince: What's wrong? (The follower walks to the prince)
Cinderella: What time is it?
Prince: I'm going home.
Cinderella: You stole my lines.
Prince: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ahem, (turning his head to his entourage) What time is it?
Attendant: (takes out a stopped clock) It's almost 12 o'clock.
Cinderella: Ah, I have to go, 88 (leave)
Prince: Hey, wait, wait ~ ~
Cinderella: What? Didn't the director say this was okay?
Prince: (whispering) Think about it. Isn't there anything left for me?
Cinderella: No, forget it. I have to go, or I'll miss the next game.
Narrator: Cinderella walked down the stairs and wanted to go away, but she finally remembered what the director and magician told her. As the saying goes, people are entrusted with loyalty!
Scene change 9—
Cinderella: (walks up to the prince, takes off a shoe and puts it in his hand) I finally remember. Here you go, here you go. (Walk away again)
Prince: Wow, I finally remember! Uh, can I have it back? I am so rich, will I buy shoes without brands? (Turn around backstage) Director, are you mistaken again! (Holding your nose and throwing your shoes to the entourage)
Attendant: (looking at the shoes) Here you are, Prince.
Prince: How is that possible?
Attendant: You forget that you met a girl that year. You were very. . .
Prince: What year?
Attendant: Who knows? Hey, don't interrupt. Listen to me first.
Prince: (thoughtfully). . . Oh! I remember.
Attendant: (Helpless) Hey, I haven't said Wang yet, so don't steal my lines! Forget it; (Excited) It's great that you remember everything.
Prince: But, but I only remember that girl.
Attendant: Wow, please listen to me carefully! Ahem, and you! I like that girl very much and want to give her some gifts, but I don't know what to give her. Just as a maid-in-waiting passed by, you took off her shoes and said they were for that girl. This is one of the shoes. (wearing a mask)
Prince: Why are you wearing a mask?
Attendant: If I don't wear it again, I will die of lack of oxygen.
Prince: Well, I can't blame you. I can't help it These shoes are really. . . (in unison) It's-it stinks!
Narrator: Cinderella hurried home and looked at the clock at home. It just pointed to 12, but her clothes didn't disappear. She thought it was strange, so she called the magician out.
Scene change 10-
Magician: Did you give him his shoes back?
Cinderella: I returned it.
Magician: Oh, that's good.
Cinderella: I have something to ask you. Why 12 o'clock? My skirt and necklace didn't disappear?
Magician: Oh, if you didn't tell me, I forgot. Take off your things and I'll give them back to others.
Cinderella: Give it back to others. Didn't you invent these?
Magician: Come out! Do you think this is really a fairy tale? I borrowed these from others.
Cinderella: Then why do you want me 12 back?
Magician: Because the master will go home at 12. What if the owner finds out if he doesn't come back?
Cinderella: What did you find?
Magician: My clothes are missing.
Cinderella: Didn't you say you borrowed it from someone else?
Magician: Yes, I was just about to borrow it.
Cinderella: Are you ready? So this is stolen?
Magician: Bingo, you guessed it.
Cinderella: Why are you such a pig? Can't you borrow an extra pair of shoes?
Magician: I forgot.
Cinderella: Then you said it was because your wand was dead. Are you lying to me?
Magician: I didn't lie to you, but there was no electricity. I didn't say I was afraid you would hit me.
Cinderella: Go to hell!
Narrator: Because of various factors, the prince decided to look for Cinderella, so he went door to door with his entourage and shoes. On this day, as written in the book, the prince and his entourage came to Cinderella's home.
Scene change 1 1-
Attendant: Is anyone there?
Stepmother: No.
Attendant: Then what are you?
Stepmother: Advanced creature.
Attendant: That's rude.
Stepmother: Who do you call rude? You mean yourself.
Attendant: I'm so rude.
Stepmother: Is it polite to go into someone's house and ask "Hello"?
Prince: (coming out from behind his entourage) It's my fault. I apologize for him.
Stepmother: You, who are you? Is it possible to come here? . .
Prince: That's right.
Stepmother: (shy) I, I am willing to marry you.
Prince: I think you misunderstood. I'm not here to propose to you. I'm looking for someone.
Stepmother: (provocative) Looking for a date? Someone found us? You think I'm a refugee shelter here
Attendant: Bold, do you know who the prince is?
Stepmother: How do I know what a prince is? . . Prince! (To the waiter) Are you a prince?
Prince: Sorry, I'm here.
Stepmother: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought the prince was a handsome boy.
Attendant: (holding the stepmother's hand) You really have a good eye. Thank you, thank you!
Prince: What do you mean?
Attendant: (Let go of the stepmother's hand and face the prince) Of course, how could I have achieved today without the noble instruction of the prince! At this time, the song of Sister Hong Kong was played, and the lights gathered on the entourage, who surrounded the venue (waving to the audience).
Prince: OK, let's get back to the point. I'm looking for the owner of the shoes. (The prince waves to his narcissistic followers)
Attendant: (The prince puts on the mask and the waiter opens the box) Here are the shoes.
Stepmother: (covering her nose) Wow, it stinks. Did you fall into WC?
Attendant: Don't worry, it's absolutely original and contains no preservatives.
Stepmother: Look for it if you want. (away from odor source)
Prince: Excuse me, where is your daughter? The waiter covers the box and then takes off the mask with the prince. )
Stepmother: Wait a minute, (yelling) daughters, come out quickly! (turning his head to the prince)
Elder sister: OK! (Going out with a group of girls)
Prince: Are they all your daughters?
Stepmother: Yes.
Girl: (except the elder sister) We are guests. Since there is nothing worthy of our nostalgia, let's go.
Stepmother: How can you waste human resources like this?
Elder sister: No problem! The director said that it is better to let them come out and see the world; By the way, what's the matter with calling me out
Stepmother: (looking around) Where's your sister?
Elder sister: I don't know.
Second sister: (sitting in a chair with her back to the audience reading) I'm coming.
Stepmother: What are you doing there?
Sister: (walking to the second sister) What are you looking at again? The art of squid? Squid again?
Second sister: (grabbing the book back) You don't understand the good of squid.
Stepmother: Ha, she was hit on the head by a squid when she was a child, so people became a little strange.
Attendant: Hit on the head by a squid? Prince, can squid attack people?
Prince: (whispering) This is the first time I've heard it.
Stepmother: Haha, don't talk about it. Didn't you say you wanted to try on shoes?
Prince: Yes, Frye! (name of waiter)
Attendant: (walks up to my sister) Please come and try on this shoe. (Put on the mask and open the box)
Elder sister: (covering her nose) It stinks! May I not try?
Stepmother: No (forced to put on shoes and fall to the ground)
Attendant: Ah! She fainted.
Stepmother: Second sister, try it.
Second sister: (reading) If you don't try, you won't have time.
Stepmother: (covering her nose and walking to the second sister) If you try it on, I'll buy you "Squid Interior Design". How's it going?
Second sister: OK, I'll try. (throw away the book and try on the shoes, my feet can't get in) I can't get in.
Stepmother: What do you mean I can't get in? Let me see. I just stuffed it in. ) Well, look, I just got in.
Attendant: (squints at stepmother and turns to elder sister) Miss, please take a few steps to have a look. (Second sister stumbles a few steps and falls to the ground)
Stepmother: Why did you fall asleep? Get up!
Attendant: (takes a closer look at Second Sister) Ah! She is dizzy, too. Her feet are bloodshot!
Prince: (looking at his stepmother) Madam, do you have a daughter?
Stepmother: You think I'm a sow. How can there be so many daughters? They're gone. They're gone.
Prince: Is it really gone?
Stepmother: Hey, are you bored? When I say it's gone, it's gone Why do you ask?
Prince: (whispering) You forgot Cinderella.
Stepmother: What ash? . . Oh, my late husband had a daughter named Cinderella.
Prince: Where is it?
Stepmother: In the yard, you won't find it yourself. So the prince and his entourage went to the yard.
Scene change 12-
Cinderella sleeps on the table.
Prince: Is she Cinderella? (Cinderella doesn't respond) Go and have a look. (Let Frye go)
Attendant: Yes, Miss (walks up to Cinderella and shakes her hand).
Cinderella: (talking in a dream) Chicken leg, don't go, don't leave me, 555555~ (crying without tears)
Attendant: Prince, what shall we do if she falls asleep?
Prince: Wake her up.
Attendant: Oh, (turning her head to Cinderella and shaking Cinderella with her hand) Miss, wake up!
Cinderella: Who is it? What's that noise? The chicken legs all flew away.
Attendant: Miss, would you please try on this shoe? (Give the box to Cinderella and walk away)
Cinderella: Shoes? (Opening the box) It's, it's night. . .
Prince: (approaching Cinderella) So it was you who danced with me that night. (Cover your nose)
Cinderella: You, that night-Prince of Tissue!
Prince: (expression unnatural) Paper, paper towel prince? (Waiter snickers)
Cinderella: Yes, you are the prince who said he would give everyone a dozen tissues, aren't you?
Prince: Yes, it isn't. Let's not talk about it for a while. I have something to ask you.
Cinderella: What is it?
Prince: Who gave you the shoes?
Cinderella: a magician who specializes in stealing.
Prince: (holding Cinderella's hand excitedly) It's really, really her. Where is she now?
Cinderella: I don't know.
Prince: Can you help me find her?
Cinderella:. . . Wait a minute. (draws a "ten" on him) Wizard, come out! (Magician appears)
Prince: So that's how she was summoned!
Cinderella: No, I forgot my lines. I'm remembering them.
Prince: I feel dizzy. What about that guy?
Cinderella: In front of you.
Magician: It's no use. He dare not look at me.
Prince: (looking around) I don't see it.
Cinderella: (looking at the magician) How about that?
Magician: If he has something of mine, I will find a way.
Prince: (looking at Cinderella) Who are you talking to?
Cinderella: (looking at the prince) Do you have anything that belongs to the magician?
Prince: Her things? (looking for something in his pocket and taking it out) Here it is.
Cinderella: (taking something from the prince's hand) Isn't this what the mysterious man found that night? You're the mystery man?
Prince: (rubbing his hair and smirking) Yes.
Magician: Don't worry about chatting. Give me what you have.
Cinderella: Oh. (Give all your things to the magician)
The magician said a spell.
Prince: What's wrong? Why didn't you say anything?
Magician: Take this to him and let him put it on.
Cinderella: (handing the magician something to the prince) Put it on.
Prince: (turning the screw) I finally meet you. (walking towards the wizard)
"Missing" sounded, and the two of them