Western tourism big words
Chapter 1
Venue: wedding
Characters: Niu Wangmo, Supreme Treasure, Xia Zi, Little Demon.
Narrator: The story begins with a wedding. Niu Wang is going to have a concubine.
Niu: Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. hahaha ...
Demon: concubine? Does your wife agree?
Bull: Oh! She's not cute anymore. She is in the Flame Mountain now. There is nothing she can do about it!
(The Supreme Treasure enters the crowd from the background)
Bull: Let me introduce my brother to you! My brother!
Come here! This is my brother.
(Cow turns to Xia Zi affectionately)
Niu: Xia Zi, listen to me. I think once I met you, I fell in love with you. I want to express my sincerity. So I ask you to marry me in front of my brother. This Pandora's box is my gift to you. I hope you will agree.
Demon: I object!
Bull: What?
Demon: Xia Zi has a way to test her lover. If you can pass, I will shoot!
To: What is this? Really?
Demon: The test is that she will marry the man who can unsheathe her magic sword.
(The sword falls from the bosom of wisdom)
Demon: Magic sword?
Bull: Let me do it!
(Purple runs out and picks up the sword)
Purple: It's not true! This is just a joke. Even if you can put it out, it is still meaningless!
(purple flows down)
Demon: Your Majesty, Princess Iron Fan is here.
Bull: Ah … ...
(Cow runs down in panic)
Narrator: the Monkey King left the front hall and ran to the back garden ...
chapter two
Venue: Niuwang's back garden
Character: Supreme Treasure, Xia Zi.
When I ran over, I suddenly saw a man sitting on the steps and came over. )
Zhi: Why are you hiding here?
(purple sword pointing. Two people froze, come out, monologue)
To: The blade is really close to me at this time, 0.0 1cm, I think. But after a short time, 0.0 1 second, I think the owner of the sword will fall for me wholeheartedly. Because I have decided to lie, I have told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
Purple: If you come any closer, I'll kill you!
To: You should kill me! Just kill me. I found my best love, but I didn't cherish her. I regretted it after that. This is the greatest pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don't hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her these three words. I love you. If God wants to add a deadline, I will say that this love will last100000 years!
(Purple sighs, brandishes sword, picks up sword, holds sword)
Purple: What can you tell your wife?
I must tell her the truth. So I have to get Pandora's box back. And then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself for not getting the box back. I ...
Purple: Let me help you!
To: No, it's dangerous!
Purple: You don't want to?
To: I do! But ...
Purple: I believe you! I'll get Pandora's box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(pig's cry)
To: Let me do something for my boss first. See you tonight.
(Reluctantly)
Narrator: Night ...
chapter three
Location: dungeon
Characters: Supreme Treasure, Pig Bajie, Friar Sand and Tang Priest.
Pig and sand: master, master
(Two people whispering at the same time)
Pig: We're coming to save you.
Sha: Let's take you out.
Don: I'm not going.
Pig and sand: Stay here? Why?
Don: There are many obstacles on the way to get the script. This is because we are not United enough. So we let the devil do bad things to us. That's good. This prison is no different from the outside world to me; The outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.
(Pig and Sasha)
Don: Come in and sit down!
To be honest, I'm not your subject. I don't want to be your subject. Master, I know you are a good man. Please let me go!
Don: You know "Knock, Knock, Knock …"?
To: What is "Dong, Dong, Dong"
Don: "Knock, knock, knock ..." Yes. ...
(Don sings only about you)
To: stop. Stop. I can't take it anymore, please stop. ...
Don: Oh, oh. ...
To: Damn you, you … I told you I couldn't take it anymore. Don't bother me, or I'll kill you.
Don: the Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are secondary. When you know why you want to create safety, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabahaya …
(escape)
Narrator: the Monkey King successfully escaped from the clutches of the ox king. He arrived at the spider's cave with grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends met the Spider Queen.
The monkey heard that if the blade is cut quickly and accurately, the person who is cut will not die immediately. He can still see. So he asked the spider queen to kill him as soon as possible and cut out his heart for him to see.
After the Monkey King died, he appeared in the waterfall cave …
chapter four
Venue: Waterfall Cave
Character: Supreme Treasure, Guanyin
To the gods. I'm about to understand what you said. I look at the past with my eyes. I'm dying. I began to see the world with my heart. Then I can see everything clearly. That girl … left a tear in my heart. I felt her sadness.
Viewpoint: Have you given up everything on earth?
To: Yes! Life and death are only secondary! ..... but I don't understand why human hatred can last 10 years, 50 years, or even 500 years. What hatred is it?
Viewpoint: Therefore, the Tang Priest learned from the Western Heaven and got the scriptures to purify the soul.
To: Well, I want to stay here. There are still many things waiting for me to do.
Opinion: I want to warn you again. After wearing a gold ring, you are no longer an ordinary person. You can't have human desires anymore. If you do this, the gold ring will become smaller and smaller. Very uncomfortable.
To: OK.
Opinion: What do you want to say before wearing the ring?
To: I have found my best love, but I didn't cherish her. I regretted it when I lost her. This is the most painful thing in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say "I love you" to her! If there is a deadline, I hope it is 10 Millennium!
second ...
Roam five miles
Jiao Zhongqing Johnny (Jforshort) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (Lforshort)
Jiao's mother, JMforshort, and lunch mother, LMforshort.
The son of the satrap, the son of the mayor (MSforshort), the robber thief (ABandC).
preface
J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)
Everyone says I am afraid of my wife, but in fact, I am a strong and fat man.
wifeisWuSong。
(pointing loudly at the door on the stage) I'm I'm I'mnotafraidofyou!
(a washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head) Then, I am mafraidofWhom?
My wife is a neighbor. Sheisbraverthanme，
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme。 I don't care about all this.
thanme。 But she didn't! havingawifeliketithisisjustilikelivinthehell！
(another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)
Oh, my god. Who can help me? (below)
Act 1
(At the end of the opening remarks, JM made an eavesdropping recording.)
JM (on crutches): I can!
(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L (jumping out of the door with a spatula in an apron): I'm here! what's up
JM: I tell you, you should call me "my most beautiful and elegant place"
Dearest mother-in-law.
All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law, what's the matter?
JM: Ever since you married me, you have behaved badly. You're dead, so
Lazy.
But ...
JM: Never interrupt me!
Never interrupt me! I have been working hard since I married your son, that terrible Johnny.
All day, cooking and washing clothes. I have thousands of ducks and chickens.
And ...
JM: But all those people you have become grandchildren!
L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, oh, you want a Granson, don't you? (begins to untie apron) Come on.
Son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron and throw it in JM's face, down)
Act ii
(LM is sitting on the stage knitting a sweater, and L is holding a spatula)
Mom, I'm home!
LM: You're back? Why? What happened?
L: mother-in-law iwaskekedoutbymost Beautifully GracefulandDear.
LM (surprised, but then gloating): Look! I already told you! When you insist
Marry that terrible Johnny. I told you about poverty and poverty, but you didn't listen.
Tom. Look at yourself ...
But, mom ...
Never interrupt me!
Mom, I'm not bothering you. I just want to tell you, are you really good? and
I will marry the person you want.
LM (exultation): Good girl! Just now, I met the mayor in the market. He said, "If your daughter
I'm not married yet, and I really really want to marry her! "Now you come again, I have to go.
Tell him. (below)
L (stunned): What? Mayor's son? The most famous man next door? (pot in hand)
What does it matter? (below)
Act iii
(j is sleepy)
J (walking): Lunch! Lunch! Wherearemysocks？
(takes a few steps and picks up socks on the ground) Here they are! (Smell) Ugh! How smelly! They're still dirty!
(suddenly remembering) lunch has been finished! Myself.
(His stomach seems to growl) Oh, I'm msohungry! But there is no breakfast! Pick up the fence on the ground.
ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears！ Imisshersomuch and herexcellentcookingskill! at present
shehasgone . ihavetocookformymotherandmy。
JM (me): Where is my breakfast? Where's Si Long Cheech? Isn't it?
Mom, don't you remember? Lunch is gone!
JM: Well, to tell you the truth, Johnny, you can't see without a wife. Lunchisanice
Girl, go home!
(salutes at attention): Yes, madam!
Act IV
(J is walking happily when three robbers suddenly jump out)
Hey, hello! Stopandlistentous！
Theroadisbuiltbyme！ (Lift one's foot and step heavily on a big stone)
B: AndIplantedonetree! (also stepping on the same stone)
C: If you want to step on a stone, but you step on A's foot.
AB & Give us your money!
J (search every pocket and take out 1 cent): 1 Mao enough?
Three robbers fainted, and then three people got together to discuss.
A: What bad luck! This guy is crazy!
If we can't win today, we won't have tonight!
I heard that your son will go to China next month.
robthewedding！
A & Good idea!
J (surprised): What? What? Have lunch together and get married? This is impossible!
AB & C: Why? Aprettygirlandarichman, what a nice couple!
j:but lunch ism my life！ We're not divorced yet!
(Suddenly had an idea) I'm I'vegotanidea! What are you doing, right? What the hell
with you . youtakthemoneyandtaketherbride。
Do you have any work experience?
J: no. But I don't like this! J takes off his shoes and takes out a check, the name is $65,438+0,000,000.
Act v
It is time for the wedding in a blink of an eye. Ms is happily holding the bride of HongLing, and J is reluctantly pulling the red yarn onto the stage. )
(J and three robbers jump into Taichung)
ABC&, hello! Stopandlistentous！
A: Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B: AndIplantedonetree.
C: If you want to togobythisstreet-
Give us your money!
(l hears J's voice and lifts the veil)
L (full of surprises): Johnny! (desperate to run to J and hide behind him)
(MS is furious and punches J. J. to hide short, and Ms. L fainted after hitting J. L. )
J (flew into a rage): Hello, you hit my wife! (Punching holes in milliseconds)
(J wrestles with MS, and JM knocks MS out with a cane)
(j) Tear off the groom's sign on the lady's chest and put it on her chest)
J (holding L and asking with concern): How are you, dear?
L (crying): Ihurtalot!
Stop joking, baby. I'll get the medicine. (below)
L (getting up and chasing): Waitforme! (Running downward)
(music CanYouCelebrate)