The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

Don't envy your friends who have more steps than you in the sports rankings. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short.

4. If you have money, you can say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

5. My ideal world: money grows on trees, the house cleans automatically, the weather is always beautiful, and I want to eat ice cream if I want to lose weight.

6. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

7. He insisted on exercising, and after three months, he finally became a fat man who loves fitness.

8. There is an attitude that is affectionate and righteous, and a state that is nothing.

9. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.

10. Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

1 1. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that you pick it up and think it is a piece of meat, and then you know it is a piece of ginger after biting it.

12. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

13. I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

14. Even cats and dogs know how to shed their skins when the seasons change. Is it wrong for me to buy clothes?

15. Although I have no money, I will save money. Just like today, I just took a fancy to a Rolls Royce and didn't buy it, saving millions at once. On second thought, I am really a thrifty housekeeper.

16. Once, while visiting the food court, my girlfriend accidentally fell down. I went to help her and found that her hand was completely broken, and the mala Tang in her hand was not spilled at all. ...

17. You have your belly, and I have my belly, not very belly, but very skin.

18. No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself 250. No matter how difficult it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

19. It is said that this is the state when foodies are crazy: they are happy in their mouths and want to be thin in their hearts.

20. Personality is just a little bit. Remember to leave some flowers. Spending money is shameful.

2 1. Yue Lao, next time you hook me with a steel wire, the red line will always be broken.

Please don't stare at me with innocent eyes like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

23. I don't have many wishes in my life, I just want to be a fallen rich woman.

24. I'm going away for a while. Nice to meet you. I don't know when I will come back. I have no reason to leave, except that my mobile phone is dying.

25. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend?

26. Mom said, "You can't get married without cooking and doing housework." I said, "you are not and you won't, but you are married!" " "Mom said," I'm beautiful! " "

27. Whenever I have a midnight snack, two little people will appear in my mind. One said, "I want one, too." The other said, "I want one, too."

28. Confirm your eyes, you are not human at all.

29. Come to school early every day, seemingly loving learning, but a few people know that we are here to copy homework.

30. Examinations are like drinking Sprite. Your heart flies before the exam, but your heart is cold after the exam.

3 1. I recently got rid of the bad habit of staying up late and stayed up all night.

32. When summer comes, I proudly walk out of the air-conditioned room and timidly walk back.

33. I wanted to look back at the goddess and smile, but I laughed a nose bubble.

I am not angry because I know I can't beat you.