My mother, I'm on TV, yes.
I hope I can challenge and win the game this time.
Ah, what? Standing there?
Oh, over there, hehe. Excuse me. Excuse me. So many flowers, I thought I was here.
(referring to the microphone in the center of the stage) Right here, okay, okay.
Hello, I'm contestant 007. ................................................................................................................................................................
Huh? Stand forward. Oh, oh
Hello, I'm ................................................................................................................................................................, contestant 007, standing here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. The sound effect is ok. Hmm. How interesting
Hello, I'm player 007 ..................................................................................................................................................................
Back off. No, where are you standing?
Oh, stand here, okay, okay.
Hello, everyone, the judges and teachers, and all the good friends and family present here. My name is Huamei. I am player 007. .........................
The purpose of my coming here is to challenge the realization of my life ideal.
Can we get started?
Sure, okay, okay, okay.
(Singing: You are the only one in my heart without him. You have to believe that my friendship is true, and my eyes are looking for you. My eyebrows were painted for you. This is not for him. )
What? Judge. Teacher? Don't imitate others, show yourself. Oh, yes, yes.
Listen to the accent. This judge teacher is from Sichuan, right? Really? Is it really you? Really? Really? That's a coincidence.
(Sichuan dialect:) Actually speaking, my hometown is also from Sichuan. We are still fellow villagers, please take care of the judges and teachers.
Ok, I'll sing a song and dance for everyone ... You see, I'm so excited that even Trump jumped out.
Ok, then, I'll sing a song and dance for you, Jolin Tsai's The Sun Never Sets.
Wait a minute, I'm waiting for the prelude. The prologue is not over yet. Wait a minute, right away.
One, two, three ........................................................................................................................................................................
Thank you all. Judge, may I? Of course.
Sing something else, okay.
Judging from the teacher's accent, you are from Guangdong.
(Cantonese:) Hello, hello. #￥%￥#……%……—! ! #! —%……
Ah, I don't understand. Hey hey. I don't understand.
Then I'll play another Cantonese song. Is it okay? Yes Oh, oh
(singing. Cantonese song "I really love you")
What are you laughing at?
(Continue to sing)
What are you laughing at? I hate it. I forgot where I sang.
Then we should stop singing. Ok, I'll show you my special talent and tell you a cold joke. okay
It's about two swallows flying at low altitude and chatting.
A swallow says it's going to rain tonight.
Another swallow said, how do you know?
Another swallow said, haven't you heard others say? Swallows fly low, it's going to rain.
What happened? I told you, this is a cold joke. It's just cold
Actually, Mr. Judge, I just want to show you the quintessence of our country, Beijing Opera.
Is it okay? Of course. Ok, ok, ok.
Hey, listen to this accent. This judge and teacher, you are from northern Shaanxi. Really? Really?
Actually speaking, my hometown is from northern Shaanxi and I stayed in Sichuan for a few days.
I just sing a little. Just a little bit. Sure, okay, okay, okay.
("Lin Yuan whispered")
What? It's too quiet. Speak up. Hey, hey, no, mainly because I have a good voice. I'm afraid I'll scare everyone when I sing loudly.
It's okay, really? Really, okay, okay. That's right.
(Singing loudly)
Thank you, judges and teachers. What do you think of my singing? Am I okay?
Sure, so do you think I'm qualified for this job?
Really? what's up Is it really me?
Is it really me? bend
Thank you, judge. You really have an eye.
But thank you very much for giving me this opportunity. I will do my job well. Let's go
But may I ask what my salary is? Ah, 1000 yuan,
Ah, 250 is too little. The judges and teachers all said 1000 yuan.
At the beginning of work, it is ok to spend 1000 a month.
Ah, a year 1000 yuan, no, then I become more than 2 yuan a day.
No, how much do I want? If you spend more than 2 yuan in one day, you should give me 3.5 yuan at least one day.
(End)