On Valentine's Day, many boys will find it difficult to pursue girls. When boys pursue girls, they need to master some skills in order to get girls' good feelings. Let me answer the question of humorous jokes on Valentine's Day. I hope everyone can understand together!

Humorous short paragraph Valentine's Day 1 1, Valentine's Day, I met a confession on the road and suddenly felt that girl was too witty! The boy said, "I like you!" " "The girl immediately replied," Oh, I like myself! " "

2. The husband asked his wife affectionately: Baby, what do you want me to give you for Valentine's Day? My wife said affectionately, I like everything you give me. Husband: Then I'll take you back to your mother's house. ...

On Valentine's Day, I confessed to a particularly handsome male god. The male god only used one sentence, which left me speechless. The male god said, "Our gender is not suitable." . Sex is inappropriate. ...

4. It's almost Valentine's Day. Just now, I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me, "Does Mr. Wang buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back.

I believe that on Valentine's Day, someone will come to me with a big bouquet of flowers and say, "Excuse me, thank you."

6. Two couples are chatting. The woman asked, honey, people say that women in love will become stupid. You think I'm stupid? Male affectionate style: fool, you are so stupid, how can I think you are stupid?

7. History is always strikingly similar. Valentine's day the year before last, last year and this year are all single.

As a junior high school student, my family often suspects that I am in love. I just want to say seven words to them about this matter: you overestimate me.

Valentine's Day 2 1, Husband: Today, I fell on my back in the street, which made everyone around me laugh, but I was the only one who couldn't laugh. Wife: I didn't expect you to be quite sympathetic. Husband: I was the one who fell!

The wife always loses her temper with her husband and yells at him, thinking that he earns less money. Whenever this happens, her husband always gets up and leaves home. Where are you going? The wife asked. I go to the tax bureau. The husband replied. Why are you in such a hurry? Because I don't like what you say, I will hear the opposite at the tax office.

The wife and husband quarreled because of lack of money. The husband lost the quarrel and said angrily, "only women and villains are hard to support!" " The wife is stupefied: "Who said this?" The husband proudly said, "Confucius!" The wife disdainfully said, "It seems that his salary is not high either."

4. What time is it now? When the husband came home at night, the suspicious wife asked absently. About one o'clock. The husband replied. Just then, the clock struck three times. Oh, he said loudly, when did that clock stutter?

On Valentine's Day, my wife bought a colorful coat and put it on the next day. As a result, when I passed the doorman at work, the security guard shouted, "Courier, come and register."

6. Colleagues in the hospital called Dr. Wu's home: "Three short of one, it's coming soon." After hanging up the phone, the wife asked thoughtfully, "What's the matter, the hospital has something so late?" Dr. Wu put on a helpless and reluctant expression and said, "Yes, it's a very critical case. There are already three doctors waiting ... "

Valentine's Day 3 1, last Valentine's Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together, and I vowed to leave them next year. As a result, today is Valentine's Day, and I did it. Now I'm the only bachelor. Oh yes.

2. A girl told my girlfriend, "My boyfriend is a sissy. I broke up with him. He was particularly sad, but he didn't cry. " The boudoir exclaimed, "Isn't this quite manly?" The girl said angrily, "What? He said he couldn't cry because his mascara was not waterproof. " .

Valentine's day is coming. Who will lend me 1500 to buy a new dress? Payment by installments, 15, RMB 100 per year, RMB 8.30 per month, 27 yuan every day, I will give you a red envelope every day, 1.30 yuan in the morning, 1.40 yuan in the afternoon, every day is a lifetime, every day is a surprise, every day is Valentine's Day ...

Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day are actually the same. Both of them sent flowers and vegetables, and then said a bunch of tricks.

5, Valentine's Day alone, 520 alone, Tanabata is still a person, and I have the ability to test and let me support myself!

6. I put on makeup and flowers, and I'm waiting for Valentine's Day ... I ask again, is anyone asking me out on Valentine's Day?

7. When Valentine's Day arrived, my brother asked my sister what flowers she liked and gave them to you. My sister replied shyly, "I like two kinds of flowers." My brother asked eagerly, "Which two kinds? I will give it to you. " My sister bowed her head and whispered, "If you have money, you can spend it casually." My brother said foolishly, "You are so beautiful." My sister asked charmingly, "Where am I beautiful?" My brother said affectionately, "Beautiful thinking.

8. Every year on Tanabata, I hope I will not be single on Tanabata next year. Every year on Tanabata, I hope to have a surprise. It's been years. Did the courier lose my date?

9. Q: What if you don't have a lover on Valentine's Day? God replied: There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's family. How many people will be killed?

10, Valentine's Day, call home and chat with mom to keep warm. My mother said meaningfully on the other end of the phone: If you feel lonely on Valentine's Day, please don't be sad or sad, because no one loves you on other days of the year.

1 1. A boy confessed to the goddess: "Looking back 500 times in previous lives brought us an encounter in this life. We were not together in the last life, and this life is destined to be together. " The goddess said weakly, "I saw you five hundred times in my last life and I didn't like you." Do you think you have a chance? "