I bring you an article about killing mountain thieves:
Forty-two years of Wanli in the Ming Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty was in jeopardy. Yan received the will of the Jade Emperor and hurried back to the underworld. Calling Zhong Kui to him conveyed the will of the Jade Emperor, gave him the sword and gave him a magic gourd as a magic weapon. Jed has just experienced the loss of her husband. On this day, she is personally guiding the "white pole soldiers" at Wanshouzhai training ground, ready to lead the army against the enemy at any time. Suddenly, spies from outside the village reported that Qian Shan bandits had gathered in the stronghold. Hearing this, Qin Liangyu turned pale and asked at once, "Do you know who the bandit leader is?" The spy said, "It looks like a panther!" " Qin Liangyu hurriedly sent spies to probe again. After the spy left, Qin Liangyu was lost in thought. In her mind, who is the bandit leader is very close, but who else?
Two years ago, after she captured and killed her brother Hei Hu alive, Panther vowed not to give up. Now that the "Panther" has come, it is said that the people who come are not good and the good people don't come. She is not afraid of Panther. On weekdays, she will immediately lead the army to battle, and will definitely call the mountain thief to come over and never come back. However, at this time, the "Panthers" must gather the mountain bandits in Shibuya Village to attack the village. Can she not be anxious? It turns out that my son elephant likes this snake very much, so he often goes to the fields to catch frogs for him to eat. After careful feeding by the father and son, the little snake grows fast and eats more and more. It is no longer enough to feed only by catching frogs. So Feng decided to put the flower snake into the reeds. Having lived with his father and son for more than ten years, Flower Snake is reluctant to leave, but it knows that Feng is old and lazy. Father and son's life plummeted and there was nowhere to live, so they had to leave. Flower snake nodded to Feng again and again, thanked his master for his kindness, and swam into the reeds and disappeared. Natural and man-made disasters have run out of grain and grass in the cottage, and many soldiers have been seriously collapsed because of eating grass bark for months, and their combat effectiveness has been greatly reduced. Wanshou Mountain is steep on all sides, full of cliffs. To attack the cottage, Zhaimen is the only entrance, and there is only one narrow path leading to Zhaimen at the foot of the mountain, and both sides of the path are abyss. Therefore, the Zhaimen, guarded by one person, cannot be broken by ten thousand people, and is impregnable. So, Qin Liangyu is not worried about the mountain thief's storm. What she is worried about is that "Panther" knows that the cottage has run out of grain and grass, and adopts the siege technique of "baby baby baby", which will be in big trouble. The spy reported again that the culprit was "Panther". Qin Liangyu urgently to strategist and lieutenant, study countermeasures. In the chamber, everyone looked gloomy and couldn't think of a good way to retreat from the enemy.
Suddenly, Qin Liangyu thought of a fatal weakness of "Panther", that is, although this person is full of bandits, he is too meticulous and often indecisive in handling things. Thought of this, Qin Liangyu had a plan. She immediately ordered the selection of elite soldiers to guard the village gate to ensure foolproof, and ordered the lieutenant to take dozens of soldiers to Wanshou Mountain to collect mule and horse feces and yellow mud, and ordered the kitchen to leave enough 200 kilograms of rice anyway. People became suspicious and didn't understand what medicine was sold in Qin Liangyu's gourd, so they came back to life. In the middle of the night, the mule manure and yellow mud fully recovered dozens of loads, and the rice was moved over and put on the training ground. The training ground was as bright as day, and Qin Liangyu had some bamboos cut and sawed into bamboo tubes several inches long. The soldiers were rubbing their hands one by one, waiting for Qin Liangyu to roll up his sleeves and tell them their tricks. Qin Liangyu looked around at all the sergeants and asked loudly, "Do we still have to be loyal to the imperial court when the country is in danger?"
"Yes!" The sergeant replied in unison. Qin Liangyu's face lit up and said, "Great! The situation is very dangerous now. The king wants to marry the princess. The princess said, "Let the people who brought me here go to the sea. There is a big stone in the middle of the sea, and my wedding dress is hidden under it. I won't marry it. "Urgent, panther and a group of mountain thieves are coming towards the stronghold. This is the only way out. " Qin Liangyu "Why?" After a whole day, puffed up came. When he saw this scene, he blamed a man and said, "You are greedy by nature, and you really deserve it!" " Neighbors begged on their behalf, and some one cried. Seeing that he really regretted it, Zhang Kuang took out a huge pen, dipped it in some water and drew it on the money eye. A man broke free, but his neck and waist were scarred and terrible. Armor secretly groped for the stolen jewelry in the bag with his hand, but it was a mud stone poisonous insect. Say it to so-and-so That night, the training ground was brightly lit. The next afternoon, "Black Panther" led several Qianshan bandits to the village entrance. As soon as they approached, the robbers blinked and the fox turned into a brown-red boat. Niu Mowang rowed a boat to Takanashi, a cliff in the sea. After the ship landed, the fox returned to its original appearance. They covered their noses and screamed, and some even vomited on the spot. "Panther" stinks, turning his stomach upside down, covering his nose and sending someone to see it in disgust. After smoking a pack of cigarettes, Lou Chun went to Qiu Lai, and the school year was over. It's time to pack up, say goodbye to the teacher and go home. Classmate and brother Liang have been in love for a long time. Although Liang Shanbo found a plum blossom seal on the child's arm when he met him in Li Xiu, he quickly asked, "Do you know where your home is, son?" I don't know that Zhu Yingtai is a girl, but I admire her very much. They parted reluctantly and returned home, missing each other day and night. A few months later, I went to visit Zhu's family, which surprised and delighted him. It turns out that when everyone saw Li Hongda like this, they all ran to the yamen to report him. The yamen immediately sent a policeman named Ma to investigate the matter thoroughly. Captain Ma, with two officers, surveyed the scene and asked the story. After a long struggle, the crowd dispersed. At this time, Zhu Yingtai he met was no longer the handsome little scholar, but a beautiful young girl. At the moment of goodbye, they all understood each other's feelings, and they were already soul mates. Luo came back and reported, "Your Majesty, there is a cesspit at the foot of the mountain, which is full of human excrement coming down from the mountain." Hearing this, the "leopard" is not right. Wanshou Mountain is vast and sparsely populated, and this year is a rare drought. It's hard to sustain your plunder. Where can Qin Liangyu get food? Was it robbed down the mountain? I thought it was wrong, so I yelled at the men, "Let's go and see if it's human shit. Watch your head when you make mistakes! " One of them replied, "Go to Kanto to catch mountains and dig a wooden stick." Listen, I'm shaking again.
After the tea break, the man came back, his hand far away, holding something. At first glance, "Panther" is obviously human excrement; And it seems to be indigestion, wrapped in half-cooked rice! "Panther" showed fierce eyes and kicked his leg in the hands of his men. The foul-smelling human excrement has not been passed down from generation to generation. In ancient China, there was a monster called Nian, which had long tentacles and was fierce. Nian lived on the seabed for many years, and climbed ashore every New Year's Eve, eating livestock and hurting people's lives. Therefore, every New Year's Eve, people in the village fled to the deep mountains to avoid the harm of the "Nian" beast. It's all stuck on the triangular surface of the potato. "Panther" became angry from embarrassment: "Listen to me, hold the gate and don't let a fucking fly fly over!" Then he covered his nose and ran far away to have his stomach pumped. This can make those mountain thieves laugh and cry, and they can't hide. Everyone knows the tactics of "Panther". Several Qianshan bandits crowded under the gate of the village entrance, which was hot and smelly. Mosquitoes and flies swarmed into the crowd. What is exasperating is that the deal has been made. The "white-armed soldiers" guarding the Zhaimen are still like Hong Zhong's gloating provocation from above: "Come on, why don't you come? Smelly dead you turtle bastard ... "
A mountain thief couldn't bear to answer, so he swallowed several green-headed flies alive and almost didn't spit out his stomach. To make matters worse, "Panther" gave a death order when he left. All the mountain thieves ate and drank Lazar to solve the problem on the spot, and went to the cesspit every hour to tell him the situation. For several days in a row, the mountain bandits who went to inquire about it saw that people's feces kept falling from the dung road. Maybe the smell and mosquito bites are really unbearable. Every time, the mountain thief exaggeratedly reported to the "Panther" that "I'm afraid there are a few more burdens" and got a rough punch every time. On the fifth day, the mountain thieves simply went through the motions, instead of going near to explore, they were far away. Why? Anyway, they were all punched and kicked by the Panther! Two days later, many people inside the mountain bandits wavered. First of all, they didn't bring much food and didn't have enough food. Secondly, although I have licked blood with a knife, I have never suffered such a crime; What's more, many mountain thieves are suffering from malaria. On the tenth day, the "Panther" came back and saw the mountain bandits stagger like mud, and their lungs were about to explode.
He's about to have a seizure. In the past, when there was a drought, Zhang tried every means to shirk and only gave a little food. This year, he was so happy and atmospheric, which really surprised the horse. "Your Majesty, I think the brothers are really going to die," said the dog head strategist on the side. And you see, Qin Liangyu has plenty of food and grass for the time being. If it is consumed, I'm afraid we will suffer a big loss! "Panther pinched her nose and eyes together, thought about it, and sighed helplessly:" Alas, let's go! " In this way, "Panther" gasped and evacuated with the mountain thief. Qin Liangyu hasn't slept a wink for ten days and nights on the lookout, watching the mountain thief go away, and his hanging heart is finally put down.
A few months later, Qin Liangyu personally led the "White Guards" to wipe out the mountain thieves in southeastern Guizhou and captured the "Panthers" alive. "Panther" always wanted to know how there was so much food and grass when Qin Liangyu besieged "Wanshou Mountain" a few months ago, and said it was difficult to understand and would not be satisfied. Qin Liangyu arch eyebrows a pick, tell the truth. It turned out that bandits saw human excrement, but "human excrement" made of mule and horse excrement and yellow mud and made of bamboo tubes. In order to be realistic, they also wrapped some rice outside the "human excrement" and poured some real human excrement, which naturally smelled strange after being exposed to the sun. "Panther" was very happy after hearing the black boy's words. "Good girl, I promise. What dowry are you going to do? " Foaming at the mouth, I was so angry.
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