A few years ago, I would honestly listen to people's advice to eat enough, thinking that it was no problem to be ugly. Even in the college entrance examination many years ago, even if the fat pig is a four-eyed frog, he is full of heroism and full of energy. He feels completely different from those little sluts who don't read and only know how to dress up. He takes the temperament route, full of poetry and self-esteem. You got it?
Men don't understand. Hollywood actress Joan? Rivers said that men are destined to carry on the family line, and Mother Nature has arranged the fate of these poor people. They are only attracted by the opposite sex with smooth body, big chest, thin waist and round hips. If you have read 10,000 books, but your face looks like the surface of the moon, you will gain a hundred girlfriends, but you will always be a man's dispensable confidante. These fools will never pounce on you like mad dogs. They will talk to you about science and ideals, and then turn around and find another woman to sleep with.
My 30-year-old girlfriend who has never been in love said, then I will be lonely for a lifetime. Who wants to have sex with this inferior creature? She insisted on facing the sky, wearing 20 foreign trade T-shirts, weighing 150 kg. She thinks that only by breaking through these obstacles to meet her man is true love. Oh, the fact is, I believe a man chose the former between a fat woman and a 90-pound chick because he couldn't catch up with the slim one after all, so he had to look for body double. Talk is better than nothing.
I get angry at the thought of it. Why are we just substitutes for others, just because we are not beautiful? God, it's much easier to become beautiful in this era than in the past. In ancient Egypt, women had to endure the pain without anesthetic in order to have plastic surgery. Today, all you need is money.
Because of this, I abandoned the group of women who tried to persuade me, and lay on the operating table without fear, ready to be a double eyelid surgery. You would say, double eyelids are really vulgar in aesthetics. I have no objection at all. I want to do it because my eyelids droop irretrievably. Imagine that every time I go out to play happily, a friend comes up and says kindly, "haven't you slept well recently?" Too much work, isn't it? You look really haggard. "It seems that he can't wait to hear me complain about how miserable and inhuman I have been recently. Actually, no, I'm fine, just because of this damn drooping corner of my eye.
Someone wants to say it again. In fact, this kind of eye corner is very distinctive, very cute and looks very kind. To be honest, there are indeed a large group of people in China who think that their wide sausage mouths are quite distinctive. The dense freckles are the characteristics of sunny girls, and the flat nose is more suitable for China people's faces. They are hideously ugly, but they are happy. People in the Han Dynasty invented an idiom to describe this situation.
You have to admit, ugly women in this society have become a style, and they even start attacking beautiful women. For example, if a female star stays the same for a period of time and suddenly comes out full of energy, someone will definitely analyze the face of the female star and tell you where she is fixed, as if she is doing a just cause such as exposing an affair. If a female star is exposed differently from the original appearance, there must be a group of people who are indignant and feel cheated, and think that it is natural for such people to become stars. It seems that as long as these people can make up their minds to have plastic surgery, they will inevitably get out of a Van Li Bingbing ice ice immediately.
My plastic surgeon said, don't think so. Stars become stars because they have a good foundation.
To tell the truth, even a small operation like double eyelid cutting is hard to describe. Some people think it's more painful than giving birth, others think it's like torture. When I was lying on the operating table, I asked the doctor, how many stitches does it take to sew two eyes? He calculated and said, "About forty stitches." I couldn't help crying. "A year ago, only four stitches were needed for side cutting." The doctor said, "If you want me to sew like that, it's not cosmetic surgery, it's disfigurement."
This reminds me that if necessary, my private parts should also be plastic.
Back to the topic, a woman has suffered a lot and spent a lot of money to become more beautiful, but there are always a group of flies buzzing behind her: you have plastic surgery, and it won't be long before you see the sequelae, and it will be funny if your face collapses. It won't be long before you are worse off than me.
Why is this? Why do women want others to fail in cosmetic surgery so much? Without him, jealous.
A week later, I finished double eyelid surgery and went out to eat with swollen eyes. All my girlfriends expressed sympathy. They chattered that they wanted a face-lifting needle and a mandible, but their friends didn't agree. Some people say that it will change the fortune, some people say that it will leave a terrible sequela, and some people say that it will take you so long to be swollen like this.
You see, society always bears a grudge against beautiful women. It seems that when a woman becomes beautiful, she is no longer her, but another person with a big chest and no brain and no connotation. Then they went on to say that men nowadays are terrible, unfaithful, like to be ambiguous and cheat behind their backs.
I said, instead of fighting, why don't you make yourself beautiful first? Men never embarrass beautiful women. Why do you always talk about connotation with these superficial inferior creatures?
Of course, there are two things to do with plastic surgery:
First, you should have money, so that you won't rush into a small beauty salon and die of poisoning or disfigure your face;
Second, you should have some connotation. Even if you have the money to find a big hospital, bad aesthetics may bring irreparable consequences. For example, you'd better not always think that I want to be as beautiful as XXX. The awl face that is popular in the entertainment circle now is very embarrassing, and it is often silly to tell who is who.
Li XiaoLu's 2 1 sec video has been posted online, and many people firmly believe that it is her. I believe this is just a common face bump in the entertainment circle. In terms of cosmetic surgery, I hope that every female star will be as diligent as anglebaby.
Although my eyes will be swollen like a domestic violence in May, thank God, I have now shown my beautiful prototype and swept away the previous shadow. The next step is to have smooth skin. After a gloomy adolescence, thank God, today I can make my own decision and walk into the plastic surgery hospital. I am not worried that I will go further and further on the road of plastic surgery.
When you are forty years old, do you want to be as fat and bad as your mother, or are you walking down the street and being asked for your phone number? I guess some people will say that even if you are ugly, it is the glory of a great mother. Go to hell. Who doesn't want to be a proud beauty? ?