1. What kind of road can't be taken? ... (answer: I won't tell you the answer) ... 2. Little Bobby's every move is inseparable from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this)) 3. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming) 4. A student throws a coin into the air: look up to the movies, play billiards, and learn when the coin stands up. (answer: go to school) 5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat) 6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7 7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one) 8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you want to tie 10 horse, only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to tie it) 9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (Answer: the heart is higher than the sky) 10. What is the most valuable thing to lose? (Answer: Sputnik) 1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Help) 12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care) 13. What's more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow mouth) 14. What is the greatest family of Confucius in China? (Answer: the old man) 15. What does sleeping beauty fear most? (Answer: Insomnia) 16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's corpse) 17. No matter how similar the twins are, someone will tell them. Who is this man? (Answer: myself) 18. Besides trains, what is the longest car in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam) 19. Who is the man who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus) 20. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course, throwing stones with eggs won't rot) 2 1. Which race is backward? Tug of war 22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship) 23. What does a dentist do? (Answer: mouth) 24. Obviously, he is nearsighted and a famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything) 25. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket) 26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery) 27. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat) 28. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (Answer: March 30th every year) 29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai) 30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, where there is the shadow of the earth) 3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river) 32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (answer: what are the two points of removing the word ice? Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he aimed) 34. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself) 35. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. 36. What will increase by half after handstand? Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come) 38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump) 39. A certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (answer: it says horizontally, don't read this article) 40. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon) 4 1. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall. When can the net carry water? Answer: When water turns into ice, you can of course use a net. 44. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (Answer: In bed) You can, I can, everyone can, one person can, but two people can't. What is this for? (Answer: Dream) How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times describe her? A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? (Answer: Give up everything) It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time) What wheel just turns and doesn't go? (Answer: the wheel of a windmill) What goes farthest on the earth every day? (Answer: Earth) What is the earliest surname of China people? (Answer: surnamed Shan) Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? When does 1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong) Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall) It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time) What wheel just turns and doesn't go? When is the best time to raise your hand? (Answer: When someone points a gun at your head) Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? (Answer: Mom carried him upstairs) What goes farthest every day? (Answer: The earth (the earth rotates four million kilometers a day)) A black, thick and hard stick is inserted into the hole, and it feels very warm. When it is pulled out, the guests have to pay (a deal) (a: baking sugar cane). It's hard to lick, and it's hard to lick. Wipe (things on people) if you want to sleep comfortably (answer: teeth) girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. (Answer: Diamonds) Amin was bitten by mosquitoes. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite) In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first? (Answer: Matches) There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was a robber and a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? (Answer: Because the murderer has to pull it to fill his life) How can two people share five apples? (Answer: Squeezing juice) Xiao Zhang accidentally hit a telephone pole while driving and had an accident. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? (Answer: Little hearse) Why did a fierce hungry cat run away when it saw the mouse? What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Answer: Little Elephant) Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? (Answer: Walking backwards) What animal did you kill but it bled? (Answer: Mosquito) Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (Answer: it runs in the family) Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but when they leave home every day, one goes left and the other goes right. What happened? (Answer: Opposite their home) In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (Answer: Both papers were turned white) Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February) There is a place where bad people are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place (answer: detention center)? The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: Date in the newspaper) What does everyone do first thing when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes) What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Don't dream) A plane full of people fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? (Answer: No one was hurt, but they all fell dead) What is the first thing we should do to realize our dream? (Answer: wake up) What do people dislike to eat? Dan was told that her dress had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? (Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons) Set off firecrackers in his crotch-hit a military item (answer: bomb) condom-hit a place name (answer: Baotou). Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (Answer: When sleeping) Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to win her favor? (Answer: Credit card) Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? (Answer: Because I wear shoes) Where do I have to pay for my speech? Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist) On which floor should Gai Lou be built? (Answer: Starting from the basics) Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? (Answer: It will be too slow to go) What door can never be closed? What's more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow mouth) The woman rolls. Name a foreign city (answer: Babylon) There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? (Answer: There is room in the car) Xiao Wang brushes his teeth and whistles leisurely. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth) Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache) What is the product with the same production date and effective date? (Answer: Newspapers) Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital) There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (Answer: Chao Di) What does the fat girl say when she is sick and most afraid of others visiting her? If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? (Answer: a place in heaven) Why do a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chicken lays eggs) Foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? (Answer: Alcohol) Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? (Answer: There is no water below) Which tooth fell out at last? (Answer: Denture) Why do two tigers fight to death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop the fight) Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher) Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog fouled in breaststroke) How long will it take to finish Peking University? (Answer: A banknote clock is enough) Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Xiu Xiaoming) What color are the teeth of black and white babies? (Answer: Babies have no teeth) What should I do if I want to shorten a stick, but I can't cut it, break it or shorten it? (Answer: Take a Roman numeral that looks like it) How do you write zero? (Answer: Roman numerals have no zero) Can you make a number greater than 3 and less than 4 with three chopsticks? (answer: take Pi ∏) Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat chicken to see whether the hen is old or tender) What number should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? (answer: add one. It becomes 0. 1) What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, just ask dad to touch it twice? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip) How many corners are left in a square table? (Answer: 50 cents) Mrs. King has always been outspoken, but what made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? (Answer: Mrs. King hesitated while eating sugar cane) Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? (Answer: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night) How to arrange 24 people in 6 rows according to 5 people? On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. What is the reason? (Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple) Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? (Answer: On the operating table) The angrier things get, the bigger things get. (Answer: Temper) Asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only put up five fingers, and the family members cried. What is the reason? What are the things that make people willing to buy fakes? (Answer: wigs, dentures) What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (Answer: Water) Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: deaf) A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald) Xiaoming bought a new sock, which has a hole, but he didn't go to the salesman to change it. Do you know why? (Answer: Sock Mouth) Is there anything that you were punished for when you didn't do it? (Answer: Homework) What does everyone want? (Answer: Sick) What English letters do people like to listen to? (Answer: CD) What gives birth to a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor) The family asked the doctor about the patient's condition. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)