Zhao Benshan competes for lines like this

(Singing) The small paper is square,

Cai Lun of the Eastern Han Dynasty made paper.

If you ask what the use of paper is,

Listen to me Duan Xiang.

Reporters use it to write manuscripts,

Writers use it to edit articles,

Engineers use it to draw paper,

Doctors use it to write medicine prescription.

The paper fell into my hand,

each one was wrapped with thirteen incense.

Newspaper seller (Zhao Benshan?): Take a look, take a look, "Legal Newspaper", "Story Newspaper", and the newly published "TV Newspaper". There are legends, detective stories, satire, and humor. For appreciation and entertainment, and for education and eye-opening. Take a look at the mystery behind the disappearance of the seventeen-year-old girl, and why the seventy-two-year-old lady remarried...

Shisanxiang, wherever you go, you will step on people!

Oh my god, the newspaper seller, a big living person appeared out of nowhere!

What do you mean, Shisanxiang appeared out of nowhere? I was here a long time ago .

Newspaper seller, when did you come?

Shisan Xiang just arrived.

What is the newspaper seller doing here?

Thirteen Incense Sells Thirteen Incense.

Don’t the newspaper seller know that there is someone in this place?

There is someone in Shisanxiang? Where is it?

The newspaper seller is here! This lump I took the contract last year.

Shi Sanxiang, you are so funny when you talk all the time. This is the market, not your kangtou!

Newspaper seller, why are you so across the road? It’s unreasonable to occupy someone else’s territory.

Where is your territory in Thirteen Fragrances?

This is the newspaper seller! The place I circled is mine!

Thirteen Fragrances alas. , stop poking, you can’t afford to pay for the pepper noodles!

The newspaper seller is afraid that if he pokes you, he will move to another place!

Why do you want to change Shisanxiang? Do you have a first-come, first-served place?

Is there a newspaper seller? I came yesterday!

Shisanxiang, I came just before me!

I am a newspaper seller who was selling newspapers here last year!

According to this, my grandfather was selling Shisanxiang here when he defeated Guangxu!

< p>As a newspaper seller, my newspaper sales are approved by the government!

Shisanxiang, I sell Shisanxiang and I also have a business license.

Newspaper seller I sell newspapers to promote legal reform.

Thirteen Incense I sell Thirteen Incense to invigorate the economy and serve the people.

Newspaper seller, stop talking nonsense to me and move my place as soon as possible!

Shisanxiang, I can’t move my place today no matter what I say!

< p>Newspaper sellers, won’t you move them?

Thirteen Incenses will not be moved!

Newspaper sellers, if you don’t move them today, you will have to move them tomorrow.

Shisanxiang I won’t move today, and I won’t move tomorrow. I didn’t move anywhere in the first year.

You, the newspaper seller, are so rotten in this place, you will still have a bunch of mushrooms during the Chinese New Year!

Shisanxiang, you...

The newspaper seller, sell it Newspapers are sold! "Legal Newspaper" and "Story Newspaper" are rich in content and are of great interest...

Thirteen Fragrances (singing) Come and buy my Thirteen Fragrances,

Excellent Sichuan peppercorns and aniseed aniseed,

Tangerine peel, cinnamon and galangal,

Lilac and woody two brothers,

Sisters are fennel .

I bought it and cooked it at home.

The chicken, duck and fish are all delicious.

(Talk to the customer)

One pack of triangles and two packs of 50 cents, how many packs should you buy?

The newspaper seller reads the newspaper! The professional silver dollar was deceived. Movie star Liu Xiaoqing hired a lawyer to fight the lawsuit. Take a look, unscrupulous traders use fake bark, sawdust, and traditional Chinese medicine residue as pepper noodles to defraud people of their money, take a look!

Shisanxiang, hey, why didn’t you buy it? < /p>

The newspaper seller reads the newspaper and wakes up. What do you want to read? "Story", two corners.

Shisanxiang (singing) My dear friends, please listen carefully,

If you want to buy a newspaper, you can read it carefully,

It sells for two cents for five cents a piece.

You will be in trouble when you buy a home.

The student read this kind of newspaper,

went to the street to fight with a spatula,

your wife read this kind of newspaper,

P. She learned through the intervention of the three.

Newspaper seller (give the newspaper to the buyer. If you hear the Thirteen Fragrances singing, the buyer doesn’t want it, go away.) What are you talking about there? Sing your Thirteen Fragrances, babbling. What are you talking about? It's a mess.

Thirteen fragrant, I am willing to say that you can control it! Isn’t my mouth growing under my own nose!

That’s right for the newspaper seller, it has to grow to the size of a cat That's not your mouth under the tail!

Shisanxiang, you curse so cleverly, you are so blind...

Who are you selling newspapers?

Thirteen fragrances (hurriedly changed his words) Blind... summer...

(Singing) Summer is hot, winter is cool,

Winter and summer cannot be separated from these thirteen fragrances.

Friends and relatives come to a party,

put on an apron and go to the kitchen.

You taste delicious when you fry or fry.

Everyone praises your skill.

It can be compared with the Queen Mother’s peach feast,

Better than the fragrance of Laojun’s elixir.

"Deer Ming Chun" invites you to give a report,

Yu Shan Restaurant also invites you to enjoy it.

Chef Liu Jingxian came to visit,

I realized you were using Thirteen Incense.

(Conversation with customers) Who buys? A pack of triangles and a pack of 50 cents! The newspaper seller reads the newspaper, which is thrilling and bizarre, rich in content. Look, the young couple went astray to get rich; look, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law How can the two of them be jealous of each other? Oh, they should talk about the rule of law, civilization, health, longevity, and hygiene. Take a look, you can see that small businessmen and hawkers are cheating and cheating, and the dregs of traditional Chinese medicine are pretending to be Thirteen Incense, which will give you a stomachache after eating it. Buy it, buy it, please buy "Legal Newspaper" and "Story Newspaper".

Shisanxiang (to the customer) Why don’t you want it anymore? I’ll give you an extra spoonful.

Newspaper sellers read newspapers and read newspapers! Learn and use the law with a clear mind, be vigilant, and never be fooled!

Shisanxiang! Newspaper sellers!

Newspaper seller, who are you talking to?

Shisanxiang is with you!

Why are you so fussy when the newspaper seller talks to me?

< p>Thirteen Fragrances, stop talking! Is there any sawdust and peppercorns in your newspaper?

What the newspaper seller said, how can I say this!

Thirteen Fragrances Let me take a look at your report.

Can you just read the newspaper seller? The public security bureau didn’t check me, so who do you think I am?!

Thirteen fragrant me... I’ll buy one!

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Newspaper seller, do you want to buy one? Do you have any money in your pocket?

Shisanxiang! I am not bragging to you, I can even buy the newspaper! Come on, take one !

Newspaper sellers, if you have money, go to the newspaper office and buy it. Most people don’t sell my newspaper. Read the newspaper! Read the newspaper! "Legal Newspaper", "Story Newspaper", and the newly published "TV Newspaper" are full of twists and turns, and wonders of the past and present.

Shi Sanxiang (switching to a woman’s voice) I’ll buy a newspaper.

Newspaper seller, what newspaper do you want?

Thirteen fragrances let me pick!

Newspaper seller (sniffling, sniffing) Huh? This Why does it smell like peppercorns?

(Hold the newspaper tightly)

Shisan Xiang (angry) I buy newspapers!

I am the newspaper seller Not for sale!

If Thirteen Incense is not for sale, stay away from me!

Newspaper seller (laughing) I’m afraid you’ll miss me if you stay away. Sell ??newspapers! Sell newspapers!

Thirteen incense (angrily) Thirteen incense, who will buy thirteen incense! [The two of them shouted more and more boringly, and their voices became quieter and quieter, until they stopped talking. Voice. A sanxian played a series of funny dissonances, and then played a weak melody of a blind man's fortune telling. ]

Newspaper seller, why don't you stop shouting?

Shisanxiang, I'll take a break.

Newspaper seller, I think you are also a donkey pulling a cart——

What do you mean by Thirteen Fragrances?

The newspaper seller is not very motivated!

p>

Shisanxiang, you are so energetic, why don’t you shout!

What time is it now, newspaper seller?

Shisanxiang is still the same time as yesterday.

The newspaper seller is still...

Shisanxiang, please sell it for a while, I will give you the place.

What else do newspaper sellers sell! The cars are no longer calling, people are no longer making noise, and it’s getting late. My wife has boiled the soju at home, and I won’t mess with you. Yes, I'm leaving!

Shisanxiang looked at it and said, don't go to the crematorium!

Why would a newspaper seller come to your house for nothing?!

p>

Shisanxiang, I...Hi! I'm at a loss again!

You brought the loss to the newspaper seller yourself! How much did it cost today?

Thirteen incense costs more than 200 yuan.

The newspaper seller is only 250!

Shisanxiang, you are only 250!

I understand what the newspaper seller is saying, and you can also buy a pack. I didn’t tinker with it!

I didn’t sell Thirteen Incense, and you didn’t sell it either!

Brother, newspaper seller, let’s do it this way, I will help you, buy it You have a pack of thirteen incense.

What's up with the Thirteen Incenses? Do you want to buy my Thirteen Incenses?

Newspaper seller, I think you're quite angry. Let's have something to drink when we go back tomorrow. Who is messing with me?!

I will also take care of you among the thirteen incense, and sell it to others for three cents a pack...

The newspaper seller sold it to me? < /p>

Thirteen incense and five cents a pack!

Newspaper sellers are even more expensive.

Thirteen incense. Do you want to buy it? If not, I will say goodbye.

The newspaper seller buys it! Isn’t it just 50 cents?! Take two packs!

Shisanxiang pay for it!

The newspaper seller, you deliver the goods !

Thirteen incense for you! Two packs, thicker ones!

The newspaper seller (sniffing) This is really serious stuff!

Ten Sanxiang, please pay me!

The newspaper seller has money, but the ticket is bigger, so I’m afraid you won’t be able to find it.

How much does Thirteen Incense cost?

Newspaper seller: Fifty yuan a piece.

Shisanxiang, you... aren't you looking for trouble?

Can't you find the newspaper seller? Let's do this. I'll give you a set of newspapers, and you can study hard when you go back. Learn!

Thirteen incense, you give me the newspaper in exchange for my thirteen incense.

Newspaper seller, why are you still suffering? Aren’t we both open after this? How bad is it?

Hey Shisanxiang, I said, you are so There is nothing in the newspaper about Chinese medicine scum pretending to be Thirteen Incense!

Isn’t there a newspaper vendor?

There is no Thirteen Incense!

A newspaper vendor I heard it will be published in the next issue!

Shisanxiang, then you are deliberately messing with my business!

Newspaper seller, aren’t you messing with me too? Let’s pay back one for the other. Newspaper, two!

Thirteen fragrant hum! Anyway, I am unlucky to meet you!

The newspaper seller is afraid that you will not come tomorrow.

The Thirteen Incenses won’t come? It’s not that easy!

Newspaper seller, are you still coming?

The Thirteen Incenses are still coming!

The newspaper seller is still here?

Thirteen Incense is here!

The newspaper seller is determined!

Thirteen Incense is dead. See you tomorrow!

The newspaper seller is back!

Shisanxiang, what are you doing?

Newspaper seller, you just left on your own? A little bit No feelings? Lead me!

I owe you Thirteen Incense! (Music starts)

The newspaper seller reads the newspaper, look at the one selling Thirteen Incense The young people imitated Lei Feng and did good deeds and took the initiative to take care of the disabled and were praised by the masses.

(The two of them exit, their voices fade away)