1, reality raped the past and left an evil seed called memory.

2. They are all Mengniu yogurt. Why should they pretend to be Mengniu Telunsu?

Monks are very lonely these days, and they visit nuns every day.

It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.

5. Why cheat yourself in life? It's not enough for that idiot to take it out.

6. Everyone has been looking for him for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, you are in sogou.

7. Don't think that you are simply lazy just because you have shit on your head.

Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.

9. Eat, drink and be merry. That's the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.

10, if the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more proud than the sky.

1 1, ask what the world is, everything has its vanquisher.

12, since ancient times, no one has been worried, and one has died of worry.

13, the road is your own, be careful, you have a lot of jokes.

14, you are really a humorous person, and you can joke at home.

15, a group of dogs behind the rich, unable to move without money.

16, a hurdle will trip you up, and I won't accept you if you can't get up.

17 uncle, can you walk slowly? Be careful with your wig.

18, smart people rely on strength in exams, and I generally rely on imagination in exams.

19, blame yourself, why don't you walk the dog?

20. Don't think that I don't know when you play mobile phone. Who has nothing to look at the crotch?

2 1, don't let me see you, I'm going to throw up. Okay, I'd better close my eyes.

22. You see how charming the green hills are. How do you know that Castle Peak will collapse when it sees you?

23, love can not be calm, simple love is likely to die.

24. You are pure, and the gutter in the world can be turned into Telunsu.

25. Living in tragedy shows that I am constantly striving for self-improvement.

26. I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.

27, Jiangshan generation talented people, anyone can 250.

28. Sisters have good psychological quality, just like no quality.

29. I can't reach you outside. Have you never come out since you went in?

30. I am a child who shows off in an ostentatious manner. When the scar healed, I forgot the pain.

3 1. It is better to die early now than to die for someone who doesn't love you.

32. The fish lives in the tears of water, but dies in the arms of the chopping board.

33. People arrive late and leave early when the moon is full. This matter is old and difficult.

Only when I touch you with my own hands, do I know that your heart will also jump.

35. Don't give me act young. I have to call you big sister now.

Needless to say, I'm sorry. I really want to forgive you or I was wrong.

When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

38. At the beginning of life, nature is good, play with your brain and get out.

39. I was caught in a rain, only to find that I forgot to bring my umbrella.

No one will play tricks, but you won't break your hand, will you?

4 1, don't think that drinking pure milk every day can be clean.

42. What a proud person you are, like a peacock every day.

43, heartbroken, do you know what pain is?

44. Do you only do one thing every day? Laugh at others and praise yourself.

45. How do you know the value of Friday without experiencing Monday's crash?

46. It's none of your business whether others are good or bad. Really nosy.

47. Life is like a play, and who dies in the end is not necessarily.

48. Your heart has changed seasons, but my love is still there.

49, girl, don't be nervous, I am not a good person!

If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator, it can become a frozen pear.

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1. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy as soon as it is said!

Don't be infatuated with elder brother, my sister-in-law will hit you.

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

5. What about egg pain? Rub eggs. Go on!

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

7. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

8. Format yourself just to delete you.

9. The ancients said: Men have gold under their knees, and I have foot hair under my knees.

10. chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane are you flying? Boeing 747.

1 1. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

12. There is no other half 100, only two people get 50 points!

13. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

14. You engage in art, I engage in you. This is called deep art.

15. Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

16. What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

17. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

18. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

19. There are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

20. Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

2 1. If someone uses a honey trap on me, I will cooperate.

22. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. Speaking of a world full of love, lesbian ~ ~

23. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.

24. I am not your little raccoon. I can't have fun like you.

25. I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were scraped without sparks.

26. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

27. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

28. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

29. Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

30. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

3 1. Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

32. If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

33. It turns out that Wukong has always been sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

34. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.

35. As long as your eyes are straight, you are not afraid of orbital heat.

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1, the scores of all subjects are closely related to the appearance of teachers in all subjects!

How many centuries have passed since we met? How many marriages have been accumulated, and we love each other. Honey, it's good to have you. Let's love each other sweetly and grow old together!

3, now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many people who are not men and women now!

4. Be a carefree eater and an idiot.

Do you have a teacher's friends all over the country, and they are all rich, but she is poor?

6. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen at that time.

7. Why is the winter vacation not as long as the summer vacation? Because it expands with heat and contracts with cold. Why is there so much homework? Because thermal expansion and cold contraction will not change the quality.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

I thought that as long as I was as black as coal, no one would recognize me, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. Now I'm shiny black.

10, love is accompanied by sunny and rainy days; They are complacent, down and out, holding hands with each other; It is to share happiness and troubles; Love is the eternal secret between us!

1 1. If you are a lemon, don't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

12. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

13, I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden cantaloupe and kiss your cantaloupe. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, call you a melon, and call you a fool.

14, girl, do you keep your head up and shed tears on the dog?

15, there is a friendship that is no less than love, not ambiguous, but blue.

16. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

17, I'm sorry, your husband has been sleeping in other places, and you were forced to get out of bed.

18, Lao Ban, don't bother to adjust the table for me. I can talk anywhere.

19. In junior high school, I set up the Qinglong Gang with some buddies. Later, somehow, it was discovered by the class teacher, and it was abruptly changed into Qinglong learning group.

20. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2 1, from now on, we will walk together and have delicate thoughts together.

22, I think, I have always had a lovely primary school bully in my body, and I want to brush the questions to feed him, but recently I found that he was particularly starved to death.

23. Time is cruel only to those who look good originally, and there is nothing time can do for those who are born ugly.

24. I am lying on the book. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

I admit that I was a child's paper before I went to kindergarten.

26. Nothing wrong is a hypothesis, thinking is a maturity, and correction is a virtue.

27, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

28. Even if life is a tragedy, make a top-grade blue and white porcelain.

29. People who say good night to bed often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

30. Happiness is a comparative level. There's something at the bottom to feel it.

3 1. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

32. At noon on weeding day, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

33. Being ugly and rich can make up for it, but being handsome and without money is useless.

34. If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

35. My head has been acting weird recently. I often get up in the middle of the night and stare at the pig shed in a daze, thinking about the reasons, and finally figuring out that you were kicked by a donkey.

36. I will go. Who are the fast men this year? They look as if they were joking with the singer.

You said you were going to see the left ear. I looked everywhere in the hospital and you were in the cinema.

38. Grandma, your express delivery is too slow. Where did you mail my wife?

39. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

40. Did you hear that? You treat me like a game, and I will abuse you to death.

4 1, you are my temperate maritime climate, always warm.

42. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

43. Don't play dumb in the lush years. This is not good.

44. I feel that I didn't play well after every quarrel, and I want to quarrel again.

45. Sometimes when I feel that I am doing something, I suddenly feel that this scene seems to have appeared in my dream.

46. When you are lonely, I come to you from the darkness and break the loneliness that makes you uneasy; When you are no longer lonely, I will return to the endless darkness.

A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.

48. Everything is so lonely without you tonight. There is a state of mind that belongs to you, and that is loneliness; There is a kind of loss that accompanies me, and it is also loneliness.

49. Listen to physics like fog, look at physics in fog and ignore physics. Learning English is like baby language, and baby language is better than English. Learning mathematics requires blood transfusion, and blood transfusion is mathematics.

Xiao Ming, who jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't be washed away, finally jumped into the Yangtze River.

5 1, we are all fooling around like children because we depend on you; Be polite, because you are an outsider.

52. In high school, I felt that I didn't get enough sleep. When I was in college, I felt that I didn't get enough sleep and spent enough money. I don't feel enough sleep and spend enough money after work.

The saddest thing is that I waited for the commercial for more than 70 seconds before I saw this episode.

If I have a second chance, I will try my best to protect your original beauty.

55. Life is a big market, and people buy this and sell that.

My only deviation is that I have a lot of money, but I didn't even have the only deviation at that time. I was almost happy.

As for your macho man who has been touched by countless pairs of men, you have the cheek to say that he is an airport.

I thought I wanted a career, but I just wanted a salary.

59. The face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary. Money is a necessary thing, and it is necessary.

60. Yesterday someone said I was ugly, so I cried on the spot. I am very sad and distressed, and I became blind at a young age.

6 1, asking how sad you can be, riding a monkey in the tree and riding a monkey underground.

62. Peach blossoms are in full bloom, and the spring rain is full of affection. Tell me gently that I can't live without you. I will never forget your dimples. I am infatuated with you. I just want to hold your hand and enjoy a happy life!

63. You and I don't need any triviality to prove the weight of care, just a self-evident tacit understanding.

64. The National Day passed so fast, just like a tornado, it was too late to do my homework.

65. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

67. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

68. What if it rains? I miss you so much that I dare not call you for fear that you will be struck by lightning.

69. One day, 10,000 yuan fell from the sky and knocked me out. I woke up and gave the money to someone else!

Don't ask me why it's so dark, I can only tell you that I'm not shallow.

7 1, why do women keep bangs, or do women sweat without bangs?

72. The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still follow you.

73. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

74. The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.

When I saw my Chinese homework, I felt like a foreigner. When I saw my English homework, I felt that I was from China again. I didn't know I was an alien until I saw my math homework.

76. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

77. I will cherish those who say good morning to me every day, because not everyone can think of me when they wake up.

78. Why do most people in China lie, and they are all professional? That's because they started writing in primary school.

79. You are the Eastern Hemisphere and I am the Western Hemisphere. Together, we are the whole earth.

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1. You said you looked like the story of Deusim. In my opinion, you are imitating yourself and humiliating others.

2. Once upon a time, there was a man who liked to make phone calls. Finally, he hung up the phone.

If the whole world doesn't want you, you must not forget me sadly, and I won't want you.

4. It's almost Valentine's Day. Why don't people who like me show up? It's too heavy for me to hold my breath.

5. Xiaoxian stepped on the banana skin and fell down. He stood up. Where he fell, he got up and stepped on it. If he stepped on it, he wouldn't slip.

6. I said, Grey Wolf, you are so unique. How many years did it take to really catch sheep to eat?

7. You said that I am not a dollar, how can people love me?

8. Why do I feel that sometimes it sounds good, and sometimes I listen to everything when I see you?

9. A beautiful woman with long hair said that long hair is short and knowledgeable, so she decided to cut it short.

10, love is like taking a bus. Can't wait, but can't wait one after another. You said you were angry.

1 1, I was speechless. I decided to flip a coin and the coin was gone.

12, perhaps the happiest thing is fifty-five cents, because they are together.

13, for women, perhaps the most beautiful sweet words are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.

14, I suddenly saw that your face was not very good, but looking back, wow, I might as well not look.

15, "uneasy" is really a divine comedy, singing to the computer, but I never thought it would crash, which really made me unhappy.

16, the man said that he was as poor as death because the price of the grave had gone up again.

17, I went to the space to fish for drift bottles, but I fished one bottle after another. I'll go.

18, A asks B: If someone hurts you, will you forgive him? A: Don't forgive him, just send him to God.

19, a woman's lack of talent is a virtue. You must be too wicked.

20. You are really great. If you can't be his wife, you are his stepmother. It's hard enough.

2 1, I know you are taken, but you don't understand that I am changing flowers.

As soon as he entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said, sorry, we can't change your face here.

23. I know you like crossing. When it thunders, you stand under a big tree and the thunder jumps over.

24. The little mouse told his mother that he was ill. So mother mouse said, OK, I'll bring a pack of rat poison later.

25, don't always talk about your face, the beauty is not outstanding, the ugliness is very chic, who are you scaring?

26, I am puzzling, I like you to call you stone; It's not too much to hate you and call you a zombie!

27. Maybe your confession is too lethal. If I say it from your mouth, I'll be crazy for days.

28. When you are in a bad mood, sing in the toilet. What's the matter?

29. I will kiss you if I hit you, love you if I scold you, and love you if I kick you.

30. In fact, when you get up in the morning, you can do many things, such as; Get some sleep.

3 1, the damn mosquito sucked my blood, but proudly told it that your stomach was knocked up.

Dear, you are my Youlemei, but I have a question. Where should I throw you after drinking?

33. If you have nothing to do, talk to your friend's girlfriend and count them as a pair.

In fact, I don't care if you lie to me. What I care about is that you can't be partial to me.

35. The pig hit the wall. You hit a pig. How dare you show off in front of me?

36. I am also an infatuated man in Qiong Yao's works, and I drowned in the rain.

37. Have you ever met such an idiot? He added your QQ first and sent a dialog asking: Who are you?

38. Little girl, did you have a good chat with my husband? Is my husband handsome? Is my husband single-minded? Is my husband open? You fucking owe me!

39. damn it A mosquito was sucking my blood yesterday, and I just wanted to kill it. It actually said to me silently: I have your seeds.

40. I used to think that naked marriage was naked marriage.

4 1, after playing with the computer for so long, I found that the second letter was actually: I fell in love with the right person and cried.

42. Grandma said that in their time, if there were questions in the exam, they would write Long live Chairman Mao and dare not cross it.

43. When I open my parents, I find that the furthest distance in the world is that my father-in-law is right in front of you, but you can only call him uncle.

44. I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

45. If I can meet as many beautiful girls as in The Journey to the West along the way, I will also learn from them.

I was kissed by mosquitoes all night yesterday.

47. Students, do you think that some classes are like Fu Nan Battery, and one class is longer than six classes?

48. As the saying goes, hitting is kissing, scolding is loving you, and hitting me is loving me, so I will hit you more.

49. I used to be worth hundreds of millions, with many luxury cars, many luxury restaurants and modern farms. After I lost my QQ number, I became poor.

50. Some people are good at Chinese. Some people have good numbers. Some people have good English. Someone has a good history. Some people have good geography. And I have a good attitude.