You can lie to me, but don't be found by me. If a person doesn't even lie, perfunctory is really annoying, hum!
Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I will advise them to look farther and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me: pay back the money quickly!
4. Isn't it good to find a fat girlfriend? For the same money, you chose the biggest one.
When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. Actually, being ugly and being interesting are two different things.
6. A female teacher said when the bell rang, "I'm a little obsessive-compulsive. I always feel uncomfortable because this content has not been finished. " At this time, a faint voice came from the back row: "Teacher, treat the disease as soon as possible."
Seven. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me.
Eight. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for this third kind of people, they want to be bullies, but they can't. They want to stop studying, but they can't stop.
9. A man complained to his buddy, "My girlfriend is a train conductor, but she has a problem with me! I have to shake her bed all night. As soon as the bed stopped shaking, she got up and locked the toilet! "
10. Just now, someone told me that "you will be the richest man in the world", and it felt like life was spoiled. I am bored to death.
1 1. I am only in my twenties. Love can be late, but delivery can't be late at all.
12. Add a classmate you haven't seen for years as your friend. There are several possibilities: she is getting married; She wants to borrow money; She wants to do WeChat business; Her children are going to vote in the competition! The boat of friendship turns over when it says so!
Short legs. Don't be afraid of being short. Besides being cute, she can pick up money faster than others.
14. I think our love is not a raging fire. It is full of fire and heat. But it is a pot of boiling water, bit by bit, the highest will boil!
15. A classmate didn't listen in class and was left alone by the teacher. Teacher: "If you don't listen to me, you won't have a good future." Student: "Teacher, what's your monthly salary?" Teacher: "Why? My salary is about 3,000 a month, how much! " Student: "I have two houses, and the rent is 50 thousand a month." You talk to me about the future. " Teacher: "..."
15. I recently made a girlfriend. Unexpectedly, her family, especially her husband, disagreed. What a vicious attack!
17. When you have insomnia, you can't count sheep, you can only count sheep skewers, one, two, three, four ... then you won't be sleepy and start to get hungry!
18. Once I saw my mother boasting that her dog was "awesome", I couldn't help saying, "This is awesome, I envy dogs". As a result, every time I come out from the toilet, the whole family applauds me!
19. Today, I learned a way to identify a hundred-dollar bill: burn it. After burning, the gray ones are real money, and the black ones are fake money. I tried five cards in a row, all of which are real money, so happy!
20. I really don't want to be friends with people with fewer eyebrows. If I take a picture, I won't make it white. Once it turns white, her eyebrows will disappear.
2 1. When I was a child, I lived in the countryside and walked to school for more than an hour every day. Now working in the city, I have to take the bus for more than an hour every day. I have to say that the times are developing, the technology is progressing, and the dream is still far away. You and I still need to work hard!
22. Work is not easy. In fact, everyone is equally tired at work. The difference is that everyone earns more than you.
23. Passing the overpass, a beggar knelt in front of me and said, be kind and give me something to eat. Me: What do you want to eat? Beggar: Meat buns. Me: You can eat by kneeling here? Beggar: Sometimes. As soon as his voice fell, I knelt down side by side.
24. Being ugly is a disease! Why else would a plastic surgery hospital call a hospital?