As soon as the voice fell, several people stood up. The teacher pointed to the door and continued to scold: "Get out!"
A few people silently walked out with their heads down. When the teacher saw it, he went to the toilet to take off his pants with a smile and said to himself, "I don't respect the teacher at all." I don't know how to make room when I see the teacher going to the toilet. "
2. I just saw a child eating a lollipop and carrying a schoolbag, and may have to go home. I went over and asked, "Children, come home from school!"! Are you alone? "
Child: "Yes, my father didn't pick me up today."
Me: "Haha, God help me too! Damn it, bring the lollipop in your mouth, or I'll beat you. "
The subway is crowded, but those girls would rather stand than sit in the empty seat next to me. No one came to sit until I got to the station. "Don't dare to close to me because my handsome let them fawn disorderly bump? Do you want to wear a mask next time you go out? "
I put on my socks and got ready to get off while reflecting.
Recently, many people say that they want to be friends with local tyrants. But to be fair, what if you become friends with local tyrants?
Eating people with soft lips and short hands always takes advantage of others. You have to pay the price of dignity, you have to be passive in Nuo Nuo, and you have to feel inferior.
Can you accept the cheapness in this situation? Anyway, I can. Local tyrants, please make friends with me. . .
1. I was reading a novel in bed just now when my mother suddenly pushed the door and came in. I looked up at her with a serious face and was surprised: "What's the matter, Mom?"
Then she smiled like a flower and said mysteriously, "You will leave in three days ..."
After that, she danced and watched TV ... Mom, it seems that you said you were fishing me out of the river, not fooling me.
2, almost 30 years old, no object, my parents have been urging a blind date, so I have to obey, but the blind date has been repeated many times, either she doesn't like me or others don't like me. . .
Dad was furious: as long as you are not disabled, don't choose!
My face moved, and my father said, you can be disabled if you want. ...
3. I am a woman. I used to weigh 140 kilograms, but now I have lost weight.
One day when I went out and couldn't find a phone, I called him on my dad's phone. The word "big fat pig" is beautifully displayed on the mobile phone.
I went to eat roast duck rice yesterday. A father and daughter sat at the next table. Girls are visually high school.
As soon as the roast duck rice was served, uncle kept putting his roast duck on his daughter's plate, saying, eat more!
I was moved: What a good father China is!
However, uncle went on to say: eat more, eat a big fat man, and you can study hard without anyone chasing you!
I took my son to the park yesterday. In order to exercise him, I didn't let him take his child's car on the way, but let him push him to the park.
Unexpectedly, after only a few minutes, he couldn't hold on: "Dad, I can't push it. Can you let me get on? "
I turned my head and said, "Hang in there a little longer, and we'll be there soon."
The son looked aggrieved: "Will you get off first?"
1, gave up his seat on the bus many times, and was named as one of the top ten drivers who moved China!
I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money. Next. . . All we need is money.
3. Hanazono Sakura and Xiaobei are a couple. On a dark and windy night, they became little girls. ...
You said that in ancient times, today's women were carried back to the bedroom by the emperor in the street. Will they be accused of bullying you when they wash their faces? ?
Just now, I saw a man fall from the roof carelessly, and fell to the ground with a bang, and was seriously injured. I feel so sad that I haven't had time to make a wish.
6. A friend is seriously ill in hospital. Although he is usually unpopular, many people come to visit the hospital. But after talking to the attending doctor, all our hearts were cold, and the doctor said that his illness could be cured.
7. Zhang Sanfeng has not been out of the customs for 30 years and has been diagnosed with severe autism; Zhou Zhiruo worked hard on Jiuyin Cooper's paw, and finally learned the secret recipe of pickled chicken's paw, which was sold overseas. Guo Jing's hard-working carving solution, heaven rewards diligence, and carved brand soap is a household name; Duan Yu worked hard on the Six-pulse Excalibur, and it finally paid off. Liushen toilet water enjoys a high reputation in the international fashion world.
8. From elementary school to junior high school, Nike's logo will always dominate the examination papers ... In high school, domestic Xtep has overwhelmingly monopolized important fields such as geometry and algebra ...
9. liking is cool, leaving a sense of pride that I like you and don't need your response. Collection is about the humble forbearance that you obviously love but don't want to be seen by anyone. Comments, about are you free? I want to talk to you about implicit teasing. Forwarding is about the naked mood and brave expression of love to the extreme.
1, I ran into the toilet with a stomachache and suddenly found that I forgot to bring my book or mobile phone. I picked up the shower gel and shampoo in the toilet to see their ingredients, production date, shelf life and so on. ...
You know ... when your mother calls out your full name loudly, you are in trouble. ...
Even if you feel uncomfortable and others ask you what's wrong, you always blurt out: nothing.
You are more sleepy than the children when they are sleeping, but when the children are really asleep, you are energetic to surf the Internet. Is there such an aunt?
5. How many people keep changing their signatures, just to make someone feel something?
6. Have you ever had a mobile phone that doesn't charge when plugged in? It's been charged for a long time. Let's have a look ... Holy shit! The power is not turned on!
7. Now I am struggling with three things every day! First, I don't want to sleep at night; Second, I can't get up in the morning; Third, I regret staying up too late last night!
8. When I saw my senior in college, who do you think would want such an old woman?
Now I'm working, and I see the newly assigned female college students. Damn, how can there be such a pink girl?
9, you don't feel, sometimes staring at a word, the more you look, the less like a word, the less like a word. ...