The following are psychological tests recommended by Guiyang Naokang Chinese Medicine Hospital:
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1. When eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often worry about eating tomatoes or eggs first?
Yes-→ Go to 2
No-→ Go to 4
2. Don't be afraid of others' ridicule, do you dare to take the ostrich to Chang 'an Avenue?
Yes-→ Go to 3
No-→ Go to page 6
3. Do you often lose sleep because of where you put your hands when you sleep?
Yes-→ Go to page 5
No-→ Go to Page 7
4. When you wake up in the morning, you often worry about going to the toilet or brushing your teeth first.
Yes-→ Go to 6
No-→ Go to Page 8
Do you dare to tell jokes crazily at a very emotional graduation ceremony?
Yes-→ Go to page 9
No-→ Go to 10
6. Do you dare not laugh when someone tells a joke that is difficult to laugh?
Yes-→ Go to 7
No-→ Go to 10
7. Do you dare to wear beach pants to an important banquet without being afraid of being scolded?
Yes-→ Go to 1 1.
No-→ Go to 12
8. The person you hate wants to give you a crystal toilet without flushing. Will you accept it?
Yes-→ Go to 10.
No-→ Go to Page 9
9. Do you really want to play the game of "Kiss the Dog Master" with stray dogs?
Yes-→ Go to 1 1.
No-→ Go to 15
10, you ordered a bowl of beef noodles, but the boss brought a plate of fish balls. Will you eat?
Yes-→ Go to 13.
No-→ Go to 1 1.
1 1. Do you dare to use the invented "toilet ice-cold three-stage mouthwash machine"?
Yes-→ Go to 16.
No-→ Go to 12
12, the friend who quarreled with you gave you an egg tower and told you to shut up. Will you say yes?
Yes-→ Go to 15.
No-→ Go to 14
13, do you miss telling stories to monkeys in the zoo?
Yes-→ Go 14.
No-→ Go to 18
14, will you quit your job because you hate the stapler in the company?
Yes-→ Go 17.
No-→ Go to 15
15, the invigilator is walking around in your seat. Will you stare at him?
Yes-→ Go to 18.
No-→ Go to 16
16, a stranger wants to treat you to delicious fried rice with ham and eggs. Will you accept it?
Yes-→ See Section 20.
No-→ Go to 19
17, when you chew gum, do you chew with your teeth fixed?
Yes -→ a
No-→ Go to 19
18. When eating broad beans, do you swallow them with shells and meat?
Yes -→ c
No-─→ D
19, saying that you are insane, will you admit it?
Yes -→ b
No-─→ A
20. Do you believe that you may become insane in the future?
Yes -→ b
No-─→ D
test result
You are completely crazy.
Even if you don't admit it, it's useless, because it is enough to prove that you have so much patience to finish these problems. I hope you can give full play to your patience, virtue and iron tooth character in your work, and do not rule out the possibility of getting ahead in the future.
You are the kindest of a group of insane people.
But that doesn't mean that your symptoms are lighter than others. On the contrary, what you have to worry about is that you are most likely to be influenced by others and make your symptoms worse. I hope you're okay. Don't talk to others.
You are a psychopath with heroic personality.
Although the symptoms are quite serious now, please don't lose heart. As long as you are exposed to some interesting things, your mental state will gradually normalize because of your optimistic personality. However, we must get rid of the habit of taking part in dangerous activities.
You are a mental derangement!
I'm terminally ill! What's even more frightening is that although you keep saying, "I am by no means a psycho!" " "But your subconscious tells itself," I am the king of mental illness! " "You should receive treatment.