Part 1 of a sentence to express someone else’s special narcissism

1. Weigh yourself every time. When I feel lighter, I say to myself: I’ve lost weight. When it gets heavy, say to yourself: My breasts are big.

2. Let’s talk openly about anything. Don’t you always say that I’m beautiful or cute behind my back? Does it bother you? It seems like no one knows.

3. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

4. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

5. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, can you stop laughing? I feel like vomiting when I see you.

6. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

7. I found that after washing my hair, I looked extra beautiful, fresh and free!

8. I am so angry at Jacky Cheung and so embarrassed at Andy Lau! !

9. The party needs me to be handsome, can I not be handsome?

10. I don’t even dare to think about it, how could I have such a blessing!

11. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault that you are handsome, but it is your fault that you are so handsome." Because I am handsome, I was sentenced to 20 years. .

12. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she has become indifferent to you.

13. Handsome is just one word, but it sticks with me forever.

14. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

15. Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

16. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed and self-acted one.

17. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

18. No matter how personalized your signature is, it cannot express the sadness in my heart!

19. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

20. Some people say I am handsome and I laugh. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, cute, generous and temperamental. You only fucking talk about how handsome I am?

21. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

22. I want to be a vegetative person who doesn’t feel any pain or itching, doesn’t listen, doesn’t ask, doesn’t speak, isn’t pretentious, and doesn’t abuse myself.

23. I am handsome, please don’t watch.

24. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

25. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang. Sentences to express the special narcissism of others Part 2

26. It is the soul of shit, and those who are particularly smelly are the innocent souls of shit.

27. Even the questions in my exam were like this: Question: Put on the most handsome look. Answer: It is no longer used. It is already the question. Question: Put on the ugliest look. Come out and answer: There is no use for it. No matter how you do it, it won’t be ugly.

28. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

29. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep.

30. Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go and look in the mirror.

31. I am not cool at all, but I am very handsome.

32. When a woman no longer urges you to go home late at night, she has been disappointed in you.

33. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

34. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world.

35. From now on, I hope to become uglier slowly, otherwise I will definitely be molested by a female nymphomaniac, I’m afraid.

36. A very handsome boy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

37. I get up in the middle of the night and go to the toilet. I feel someone next to me. I turn my head and wipe it! What a handsome face, I was startled, but after I calmed down, it turned out to be a mirror.

38. I am not cool at all, but I am very beautiful.

39. Others praise me for being so beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.

40. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see that I am so handsome? !

41. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say to die.

42. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul.

43. People fish in front of my house all year round, and they never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is still a hundred kilometers away from the sea, but they often catch tuna in the small smelly ditch in front of the door and find turtle eggs behind the haystacks.

Later, after investigation, it turned out that it was because countless women cried in front of my house all year round. The tears are rich in amino acids and proteins, which are very suitable for the survival of tuna and the laying of eggs by sea turtles. Over the years, the tears of those women gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was prosperous; by the time I was eighteen, this beach had developed very rapidly, so it was called: Hawaii.

44. From now on, I will continue to be the kid who loves to laugh, but I will laugh a little lonely.

45. I really hope I can be quieter (why?) because there are always talent scouts coming to me and asking me to go for interviews.

46. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia

47. Life is a book, a fool reads it casually, but a wise man reads it carefully, because the wise man knows that he only has A reading opportunity, last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased when you were so old? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.

48. Some people say that I am handsome, and I laugh because I look even more handsome when I smile.

49. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does? Sentences that say someone is particularly narcissistic and exaggerated copywriting (a collection of 50 sentences)

Sentences that say someone is particularly narcissistic and exaggerated copywriting (Part 1)

1. Everyone talks more about beautiful people People become more attractive when they make friends. No wonder they find that the friends around them are becoming more and more attractive.

2. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

3. The second time I walked to the street, another group of beauties stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" I remembered the last lesson, nodded and said: "I am handsome. ." They beat me together again, scolding me for being so immodest.

4. You said that my appearance was fake, and you also said that the money I gave you was also fake. I tell you that I can tolerate that the money you said is fake, but I cannot tolerate you saying that there is something wrong with my appearance.

5. I really hope I can be quieter (why?) because there are always talent scouts coming to me and asking me to go for interviews.

6. A girl who met me once said to me: "If the world only has ten minutes left, I will recall with you how handsome you were; if the world only has three minutes left If so, you have to show me your most handsome look again; if there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times - you are so handsome.

7. .I really don’t know what else in the world I can trust that can tell the truth from the false.

8. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the child doesn’t leave, knock him unconscious and continue dragging him away. ~

9. I want to be a vegetative person who doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t listen, doesn’t ask, doesn’t speak, doesn’t show off, and doesn’t abuse myself.

10. Whenever someone asks me what I should do. , I will say that I will do it to death.

11. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

12. Everyone likes me. , flowers bloom and cars carry cars. So I don’t dare to go out for fear of hurting others.

13. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she has become indifferent to you.

14. I want to quit being handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time

15. If being too handsome is a sin, then I will!

16. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

17. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition. Extremely Narcissistic Sentences and Exaggerated Copywriting (Part 2)

18. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

19. Why. I don’t have a stunningly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does.

20. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my appearance.

21. Me. I wake up every morning by my own beauty.

22. It’s not my fault that I’m handsome.

23. How can I be so handsome? If I dare to go out, I'm afraid that all men and boys will fall out of love.

24. It's not my fault that I'm handsome. It's your own problem if you like me.

25 .If I become a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

26. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.

27. Finally, the court announced the verdict. : “It’s not your fault that you are handsome, but it’s your fault that you are so handsome. "Because I am handsome, I was sentenced to 20 years.

28. A girl in front said that I was handsome, so I stepped forward and gave her a slap. Isn't this a waste of words!

29. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

30. Walk along a line of red, stop at a stop and see a piece of red, and not a single leaf among thousands of flowers will touch you. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you will be conquered by the charm of my personality within less than three and a half sentences with me, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save it. My email inbox is full of love letters from beauties, and there is no space for you anymore.

31. Someone actually complimented me on my handsomeness just now, so I suggest you go and see my friends. After you see them, you will find that I am more handsome than before.

32. Idealism says: "I say you are handsome, and you are handsome." Materialism says: "Because you are handsome, so I say you are handsome." In a word - I am handsome.

33. Yes, I am that handsome.

34. Me: A jade tree facing the wind, a majestic spirit, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, unparalleled elegance, unruly and suave, and a bronze complexion, a strong body and strong arms, strong on the outside and soft on the inside. Personality, wild yet docile, melancholic yet debauched, he is simply a model of men and a gift to women~ Exaggerated sentences about people who are particularly narcissistic (Part 3)

35. The bright moonlight in front of the bed , suspected to be frost on the ground, looked up at the bright moon, my name is Guo Degang.

36. I wanted to commit suicide because I was too handsome, but all the girls begged me: "You are indeed handsome. It is your courage to live. Being handsome is not your intention, but God He must see how beautiful the world is with you.

37. Take a look in the mirror and say: Hey, you are still beautiful regardless of whether you look at it or not.

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38. The biggest regret in this life is that I can’t kiss my beautiful face.

39. I saw a handsome guy in the distance, walked over and took a closer look, and it turned out to be a mirror.

40. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

41. One time I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run away if I saw a female animal, but after I went out, there were no chasers except for screams. I looked back cautiously, and it turned out that they were all fainted on the beach... ..

42. Those who are very handsome but don’t know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often

43. This is the story I told you today. , not far from now, if you have elderly people at home, you can go back and ask - during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period...

44. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.

45. If you are jealous, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and show off your coolness.

46. Why are the blue sky and the sea blue? I like blue. Ah! Why aren’t other things blue? That’s because they deeply feel that they are not worthy of my favorite color! 47. I will definitely be a man in my next life. A good woman like me!

48. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

49. I don’t expect to understand, I just need you. Listen carefully to what I say.

50. Someone said that I am handsome, and I thought for a whole night about who leaked the news.

Narcissistic copywriting that makes fun of others for not being as handsome as me (Part 1)

1. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I hold the record of being the most handsome in the world.

2. Five hundred years ago, you conquered the Heavenly Palace alone. Now hundreds of millions of people conquer CCTV for you.

3. This user is too handsome and is prohibited from setting a personal profile.

4. A girl in front of me said I was handsome, and I slapped her.

5. Honey, tell me who said flowers are placed on cow dung. It’s true. You deserve a beating, I dare say you are cow dung...

6. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are alive, and they should have died long ago!

7. The lovely me was long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

8. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

9. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

10. People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who are always liked inadvertently.

11. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake over and over again; if being smart is punished, then shouldn’t I be punished? Death by a thousand cuts?

12. It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half. He would never believe that I was the child who inherited his chromosomes.

13. Why don’t I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

14. Have you ever seen a handsome guy like me? ! !

15. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will no longer be so handsome (beautiful) and be more ordinary.

16. When it comes to grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

17. I can kill you with my keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

18. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness. I won't cry or laugh. I will disappear when I'm tired.

19. I can change whatever you like about me.

20. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see that I am so handsome?

21. I hope you can grab my collar domineeringly, even arrogantly, and tell me that those snacks were bought for me. Narcissistic copywriting that makes fun of others for not being as handsome as me (Part 2)

22. You can say I am handsome as you want, I don’t mind, but don’t involve my friends, it’s none of their business, they are just a bunch of people Innocent silly roe deer.

23. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I disagree. They must have never seen me.

24. Am I redundant? In fact, I am not redundant. There is only one me in the world, how can I be superfluous? That is called the only one.

25. Why don’t I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

26. What’s so important about being beautiful? People always tell me this.

27. Walk along a red line, stop at a red line, and not even a leaf among thousands of flowers touches you.

28. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he never dares to go out on the street again.

29. I don’t want to say that I am handsome because I don’t want to say the same thing to everyone in the world!

30. I am not in the city center, so please don’t hang around me!

31. Now I slowly fall in love with listening to music quietly and then thinking about you.

32. It’s not easy for a good-looking person to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

33. Men are like the food in the cafeteria. Although it tastes terrible, there is no food left even if you go there late!

34. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. Spring is me I planted a girlfriend, and in the fall I harvested a bunch of men.

35. I went on a trip with my best friend and rested under a tree when I was tired. Suddenly a few drops of bird poop landed on my face. Before I could react, my best friend helped me spread it evenly and said, "Your sunscreen is not evenly applied."

36. My story is purely fictitious. If you see it online, you are just seeing a ghost!

37. I was an average student and cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of my class teacher, I always wanted to fall in love.

38. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else’s arms, I’m so cute, and they will definitely not return it.

39. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

40. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a narration without thinking, which outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is most affectionate.

41. When they met, they turned their heads and no one could see clearly the expression on whose face. A collection of forty humorous sentences to express narcissism

A collection of humorous sentences to express narcissism Part 1

1. Before you approach me, you must think clearly. I have nothing but handsomeness. .

2. You don’t care about me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

3. The electric fan is man’s best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly? The fan shook his head silently all night.

4. Even the questions in my exam were like this: Question: Put on the most handsome look. Answer: It is no longer used. It is already the question. Question: Put on the ugliest look. Come out and answer: There is no use for it. No matter how you do it, it won't be ugly.

5. I really envy you that you have a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

6. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.

7. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

8. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. If you say you are not angry, you are lying!

9. Life is a mobile person, death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to use China Unicom to die?

10. Me: Yushu stands in the wind, majestic, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, and a tiger's back and waist. , unparalleled in elegance, unruly and suave, with a bronze complexion, a strong body and strong arms, a character that is strong on the outside and soft on the inside, wild yet gentle, melancholic yet debauched, he is simply a model for men and a benefactor for women. What a thing~

11. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government held emergency consultations and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

12. Let’s talk openly about anything. Don’t you always say that I’m beautiful or cute behind my back? Does it bother you? It seems like no one knows.

13. In spring I planted a girlfriend, and in autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

14. Don’t just wait for me just because you know I will wait for you.

15. I am really annoyed to death, why do I look so beautiful? It's really annoying.

16. I took a beautiful photo of myself today, it’s really beautiful.

17. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

18. Farting is the best way to verify whether love has turned into family affection.

19. Everyone will get hurt on the road of growth. We have just set sail, we must learn to be strong

20. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon, my name is Guo Degang . Part 2 of humorous sentences expressing narcissism

21. Stop talking and feel my handsomeness with your heart.

22. No matter how personalized your signature is, it cannot express the sadness in my heart!

23. When it comes to things like grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will be free.

24. When it comes to things like grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am beautiful, I will be free.

25. I don’t want to say that I am handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

26. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

27. If being too handsome is a sin, then I am willing!

28. Brain cells begin to rebel and are out of control.

29. Children’s words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and it outlines the self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

30. A very handsome boy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

31. One day, celebrities invited me to go out to play. Suddenly, a tiger jumped out of the woods. The tiger did not chase others, but chased Andy Lau. Andy Lau disappeared, and the tiger disappeared. Looking back, he saw me who was both handsome and cool, so Tiger stepped forward and knocked me down, laughing and saying, "Boy, don't think that I won't recognize you as you become more handsome?

32 .People are always disliked inadvertently, unlike me, who are always liked inadvertently.

33. I hope you can grab my collar and tell me those snacks domineeringly, even arrogantly. They were all bought to me.

34. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Some people are still alive, but they should be dead long ago!

35. “What are you doing? "I'm looking in the mirror" "Then what are you doing with your eyes closed" "I'm looking at how I sleep"

36. I don't have any shortcomings. The biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart. .

37. Countless people are envious and jealous of my suaveness. I know that every time I go out on the street, countless girls will be attracted by my evil handsome face, shining angelic halo and inner appearance.

38. You can have a crush on me because I don’t have a sister-in-law

39. “Why are you so short?

"Because I have been mini!"